[Red House + Comprehensive] Respect to the water

Is the child born?

of course not.

At first, the emperor thought it was because of the change of weather and poor appetite in the beginning of spring, but he didn't care. Anyway, he had a Ping An pulse once every three days, and he didn't see anything at first, and he was not in a hurry to announce the imperial doctor for two days, but unexpectedly, it only took two days. Today, it has progressed from just a little nausea, to the point where I can't help vomiting after drinking a little bird's nest porridge in the morning, and can't help vomiting acid water after a few mouthfuls of bird's nest porridge.

The servants in the palace were very frightened, and the emperor himself was not a master who blindly pushed himself. Looking at the time, it was still two quarters of an hour before the morning court, so he immediately nodded and allowed Liang Liang to go to announce the imperial physician.

In the Qianqing Palace, there was an imperial doctor who was trusted by the emperor on duty, so he came very quickly, but it took a long time to feel the pulse, and the old imperial doctor looked strange.

Liang Liang's heart skipped a beat, and without waiting for the emperor's order, he quietly ordered the palace people to retreat, but he didn't dare to leave immediately, so he just stood by the emperor's side and waited: "Long live, will Mr. Xuangu come to serve?"

The emperor glanced at him. Although this little Liangzi was not as smart and courageous as Xiao Zhuzi, but fortunately he never dared to take credit when he was not sure whether he could take credit, and he was also thoughtful and loyal in his daily service. Bai was dealt with for something unheard of, so he nodded: "Gu Wenhang is here, you step back and watch outside."

Liang Liang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly passed on Gu Wenhang without mentioning it.

However, as soon as Liang Liang left, the emperor got a gesture from the guards in the dark, nodded his head and returned the gesture, and immediately asked the old doctor Qi: "Why, what is wrong with my body that makes you so difficult?"

The old doctor Qi was originally the emperor's biological mother who spent great efforts to win him over. She has always been loyal to the emperor, and because she personally served the emperor's flower who was just an unfavored little prince at that time, she was very respectable on weekdays. He has always been open about the emperor's condition, but this time, for some reason, he couldn't get a word out, but after a while, beads of sweat soaked his forehead.

The emperor frowned slightly: "How about my health, Qi Qing just said, I don't blame you."

Last time it was Imperial Physician Chen who came to ask for Ping An's pulse. Although he was not as qualified as old imperial physician Qi, he was still trusted by the emperor.Now that the old imperial doctor Qi has such an expression, the emperor has to wonder whether the imperial doctor Chen has been bribed by someone.

But the old doctor Qi knew very well in his heart that he had nothing to do with the matter of asking a person in peace once in a while.He checked the pulse for a full quarter of an hour, and found that although His Majesty's pulse was fluent at the beginning, like a circle, and smooth in response to fingering—the so-called slippery pulse, as His Majesty gradually calmed down. , After no longer retching, the pulse returned to normal.

It can be seen that the emperor retched just now, which is obviously abnormal.

The old doctor Qi is sad, if the person who diagnosed the slippery pulse is a lady from His Majesty's harem, it will definitely be a great joy; but the one who diagnosed the slippery pulse is actually His Majesty himself...

Even because of the fact that he had a flower in his early years, and because he was a servant left by the emperor's biological mother, the old imperial doctor Qi was always respectable and courageous in front of the emperor, but no matter how decent and courageous he was, the old imperial doctor Qi would have a hard time. Let yourself say those two words!

Is it really tangled?

Should I really retire as soon as my old wife persuaded me?But His Majesty was entrusted by Xianci and Empress Dowager Tete, how could he spare himself and retreat after receiving the great kindness of Empress Dowager Cihe?

But no matter how great the kindness is, it cannot be filled by dozens of members of the Qi family.

The old doctor Qi thought about her great-grandson who was only half a year old at home, gritted her teeth, and said with difficulty: "Just now, your Majesty's pulse was slippery; but it took less than a quarter of an hour, and it returned to normal... I am incompetent, I really can't tell the difference." I don't know the reason. I implore Your Majesty to allow Chen to stay in the palace for a while, so that His Majesty can summon you at any time... As for the minister's house, please send someone to notify you."

The emperor was stunned by the word "smooth pulse". Although he is not proficient in medical skills, he has read some medical books, and he knows what slippery pulse means. This, this, this...

If it wasn't for the old imperial doctor Qi who spoke, the emperor would have to turn his face immediately.

And even if the old doctor Qi said such absurd words, the emperor did not dare to trust them completely.

Therefore, the emperor readily agreed to the old doctor Qi's volunteering to stay in the palace, even the person who went to Qi's family to spread the word, specially ordered his confidant secret guards to go.

Of course, in addition to passing the letter, the secret guard had to check the Qi family carefully again, not to mention it.

But Gu Wenhang said that when Gu Wenhang came, he happened to miss the matter of the old doctor Qi telling the slippery pulse. The emperor only asked him to arrange a place for the old doctor, because the two of them could talk about it, and he even said that they would arrange it near him: "Maybe you can It may not be necessary to be a neighbor for a year or so."

Both Gu Wenhang and the old doctor Qi said yes with a smile. Seeing that the emperor had no other orders, they bowed and retired, and the emperor went to court.

But he didn't want to, it was fine at first, but after half an hour, obviously he hadn't eaten anything, his stomach was churning again, the emperor tried hard not to lose his composure in front of the courtiers, he even gritted his teeth and swallowed back the mouthful of sour water that had reached the top of his throat , his face was still calm, but the slight cold sweat on his forehead could not be concealed from Jia Daihua, who lowered his head and looked down like everyone else, but always sneaked at the emperor when others were not paying attention.

So when the court came down, Jia Daihua didn't get the emperor's summons, and followed him with a stern face. The emperor was impatient to see him today, but he refused to leave. The guards didn't get the emperor to "throw him out", He would not take the initiative to provoke this well-known second-hand guy in the capital, and let Jia Daihua circle around outside the Qianqing Palace, and after a circle, he ran to the palace to see him once.

Fortunately, Wei Zhu, who was on duty, was always exquisite, so he didn't mind reporting it to him a few more times. Sure enough, after only ten times, the emperor's hidden anger came from inside: "Let him get out!"

Jia Daihua strode in, because there was no urgent matter today, and the emperor was not in a hurry to summon his ministers to discuss matters, so the emperor himself had to join Gu and Qi in the palace, and even Wei Zhu stayed outside, Jia Daihua He didn't restrain himself, and looked at the emperor with a smile: "Long live, I didn't bring a change of clothes today. If I got out, I would be seen by someone looking disheveled... Next time, I will bring a change of court clothes. You must follow the order and roll back."

The emperor had blue veins popping out of his forehead, and his pulse was a little messed up again, but the old imperial doctor Qi didn't dare to remind the emperor, but Gu Wenhang winked at Jia Daihua, and the bastard realized that the old imperial doctor Qi was still taking the pulse, so he obediently Just stand aside and don't dare to disturb again.

But even if Jia Daihua didn't bother and the emperor's pulse was not disturbed, the old imperial doctor Qi started to sweat all over his forehead, and it took more than a quarter of an hour before he withdrew his hand. These years, he has always been in good health and rarely gets sick, but it is the people who are not usually sick that are dangerous when they get sick.In such a hurry, without caring about other things, he asked the old doctor Qi before he could speak: "Long live, why don't you let my brat come and see?"

After asking, I felt embarrassed, touched my head and looked nervously at old doctor Qi: "Old Qi, long live this is..."

The old doctor Qi glanced at the emperor, saw that the emperor nodded slightly to him although his face was livid, then turned his head to the spittoon and retched again, so he had no choice but to say: "Your Majesty, this is... Huamai."

"Oh, Huamai." Jia Daihua responded casually at first, and helped Gu Wenhang bring tea to rinse his mouth, wring a towel to wipe his face and so on without stopping. Gu Wenhang, who had knocked over the teacup, looked at him with admiration, but didn't want to, this bastard was wiping the emperor's face with a towel, when he suddenly burst into a loud shout: "What? Slippery..."

Jia Daihua's voice was not low, Gu Qi and Gu Qi, who were a little distance away, were so shocked that their ears hurt, and they frowned fiercely when their ears were facing his emperor, and grabbed the towel from his hand and put it into his mouth Once plugged, it just blocked the word "pulse".

Wei Zhu could vaguely hear the movement outside, and couldn't help poking inside, but didn't dare to really go inside. For a long time, there were still only vague voices coming from inside, and he couldn't hear the words "Shua" and "Hua" clearly. "Or "live" or something, Wei Zhu had no choice but to stand back to the same place, thinking about all kinds of things in his mind and not mentioning it, but said that he was in the hall.

Jia Daihua looked at the emperor's stomach in shock, and turned from surprise to joy after a while: "This, this, this... I thought I was dreaming, so it turns out..."

No wonder Wanzai loves to keep me here, it turns out...

Being stayed by the emperor was not just punished by all kinds of tossing and standing, and Jia Daihua, who occasionally took the opportunity to squat on the couch in the emperor's study, had all sorts of wretched thoughts.

Of course, he didn't dare to say it out loud, but the emperor resolutely understood, and immediately burst into anger: "Bastard! What dreams did you have?"

Jia Daihua quickly rubbed his hands to comfort him: "It's not a dream, it's not a dream..."

The emperor was even angrier: "It's just a dream!"

Jia Daihua immediately changed his words without principle: "Okay, okay, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming..."

Look at that appearance, it's a good thing he doesn't have a long tail, otherwise he might turn into a windmill cotton candy!

The old doctor Qi complained secretly, but Gu Wenhang lowered his head deeply, already having a premonition that he was about to hear a shocking secret—a big secret that was definitely worse than the emperor being diagnosed with a slippery pulse!

Sure enough, Jia Daihua was really stupid. He rubbed his hands and circled the emperor twice, and even reached out to try to touch the emperor's belly: "It's all my fault. I didn't notice that you were pregnant. I've been very pregnant recently. Hard?"

Jia Daihua, who had already recalled all the hardships of pregnancy and vomiting when his late wife was pregnant with the eldest son, was very worried, but the emperor kicked out when he heard it: "Bastard! I said you were dreaming!" Besides, it was really not a dream. , shouldn't you be pregnant?

Well, the emperor was so angry that even his thoughts were confused.

However, Jia Daihua carefully caught the emperor's kick with a smile, and sat down on the footrest in front of the emperor's throne: "I vomited so hard, but did I have cramps? Is it better if I hold it like this?"

The emperor who kicked himself into cramps just now felt that Jia Daihua pressed down with a burst of heat, and it really felt a lot more comfortable. You have to work harder... When that brat is born, I'll beat his ass hard to vent your anger."

asshole!

I'm so angry that it's you, okay?

The emperor's slightly cleared face immediately flashed and thundered: I said you were just dreaming, I have never done anything with you, and it is even more impossible to let other things do anything to me, so this slippery pulse is completely...

Jia Daihua was shocked: "Could it be that someone poisoned Wansui? This is in the inner courtyard of the palace..." And where did such a strange poison come from?

Gu Wenhang had already retreated into the shadows as much as possible, and the old doctor Qi wanted to pretend that he did not exist, but at this time he had no choice but to stand up: "I am ashamed, I can't see why your Majesty... it doesn't seem like poisoning, Except for the slippery pulse reaction, Wanzai's body is completely normal."

But Huamai is already the biggest abnormality, okay?

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The emperor originally didn't want Jia Jing to know the embarrassing things that happened to him, but the old imperial doctor Qi couldn't find the reason, and the emperor couldn't believe the other imperial doctors——

Even if the medical skills are good, but if word of mouth spreads out that the emperor has diagnosed slippery pulse or something... the emperor would not want to become the most "prominent" emperor in China's thousands of years of history.

As for killing people and silencing them, the emperor is not soft on his hands, but even the old imperial doctor Qi can't diagnose an inexplicable disease, who knows how many imperial doctors should be changed to have a clue?This imperial hospital consumes too many imperial physicians at once, and it is inevitable to leave a mystery in the history books.

And maybe, the entire Tai Hospital is exhausted, and there is no clue.

After thinking about it, the emperor ordered someone to pass on Jia Jinglai.

Jia Jing's Taoist temple has basically been built, but the interior has not yet been furnished, and the vegetation is still sparse. Jia Fu is reluctant to bear the hardships of his only remaining brother, so he has to stay in the mansion for a longer time, so Jia Jing is still in Ningguo Mansion during the day. Sitting outside his own small study in the palace, he heard the emperor's order without delay, and it came quite quickly.

Although the old doctor Qi didn't think that Jia Jing could have any good medical skills at such a young age, although the Jia family didn't publicize the fact that Jia Jing personally took care of his elder brother when he was young, he didn't deliberately conceal it, and the old doctor Qi knew about it; Because of the big secret that he just heard, he is convinced that even if he will be silenced in the end, Jia Jing, as His Majesty's "stepson", at least his life will be safe.Therefore, he told the emperor's pulse very straightforwardly, and Jia Jing said "Oh" lightly, but didn't say anything else.

The emperor gritted his teeth, and lightly kicked Jia Daihua who was still sitting on the footrest. Jia Daihua understood, and asked Jia Jing with a smirk, "Jinger, do you think this is Long Live?"

Jia Jing's face was paralyzed: "Isn't Huamai the same as Ximai? Congratulations to my father and stepmother for having a son."

Jia Daihua touched his head in embarrassment, his old face turned red; Gu Qi and his two twitched their mouths, Gu Wenhang had already retreated to a corner where he could no longer retreat, and the old doctor Qi also quietly moved to hide in the corner.

The emperor was furious: "Damn stepmother! Who is your bastard's stepmother?" And he is happy with his precious son, I will go!Let your old father give me a baby, I might consider it.

Jia Jing asked back as a matter of course: "Of course it's you... Didn't you agree to marry my father when you were four or five years old? And because the nanny said you can't marry, you have been hiding in bed and crying for several days? "

Gu Qi and the two already wished that they had never appeared in this world. Jia Daihua just rubbed his hands and laughed, wanting to admit it, but seeing how the emperor was trembling with anger, unable to speak, hurry up and leave. My son gave him the best of luck while explaining against his will: "Well, isn't it a child's talk, isn't it? Don't take it seriously!"

The emperor is even more angry!It's one thing for him not to admit it to himself, but Jia Daihua, that bastard old boy, dare not take it seriously?

Jia Daihua immediately spoke without principle, and his voice was not only a little more cheerful than when he said "it can't be true" just now: "Yes, yes, yes, even if you were young at that time, long live the golden mouth and jade teeth, naturally you must take it seriously."

So Jia Jing took it for granted: "Then you are not my stepmother, who else is my stepmother?"

The emperor was short of breath, and his stomach was churning again. He leaned over and vomited for a while, but almost retched, and couldn't vomit anything except a small mouthful of acid water. When he looked up, he took it for granted that Jia Jing In a state of exasperation, for some reason, he blurted out: "Then I should also be the aunt, and your mother is the stepmother!"

Gu Qi and the two only think of themselves as little mushrooms growing in the corner, and any thunderbolt from the blue sky is just a floating cloud, and the two tall men, Jia Daihua and his son, should be able to bear it down.

Jia Daihua still said "yes, yes" without principle, and Jia Jing didn't argue. Anyway, although the biological mother of this body left a memorial tablet in the Jia family ancestral hall for the descendants to worship, she didn't even want the corpse to enter the Jia family's ancestral grave. Aunt Lin had to bring it to Aunt Lin after it was set on fire, and she didn't have the energy to argue with the emperor about such trivial issues as who is the first wife and who is the stepmother.

The emperor was proud of Jia Jing's tenderness at first, snorted and drank half a bowl of rice porridge, and finally didn't vomit again, but before the emperor had time to enjoy the stomach that finally stopped tumbling, he suddenly remembered what he was proud of just now - his face immediately turned pale It's black: Although I have fulfilled the promise of Huahua's next life, I don't mind trying to curry favor with this stinky brat a little bit in order to grasp this life, but regardless of the next life, I should be a husband, ah husband!What is there to argue about who is the first wife?Have I really been poisoned and stupid?What kind of poison is this?Could it be that someone in the palace was restless and wanted to fool Zhen, so that he could play tricks on the crown prince and then control Daqing?

The emperor had all kinds of conspiracy theories, and almost forgot to continue to get angry, but Jia Jing happened to remind him: "You are pregnant, you are not poisoned."

The emperor hadn't fully recovered from the conspiracy theory, so he reflexively retorted: "I said I didn't do anything to your father, how could it be possible to conceive jade?"

Jia Jing was very calm: "Even if you did something to your father, you still can't get pregnant."

Jia Daihua nodded in agreement. Of course, I should have done something to conceive Long Live.

The emperor came back to his senses completely: "You bastard! It's been said that you are dreaming—how dare you dream about what you can do to me?"

Jia Daihua looked at the emperor sincerely: "I laid off all the houses the year before last, not only dreaming, but thinking about you in everything I do."

Gu Wenhang lowered his head, and deeply reflected: Why didn't he realize that this bastard was such a wretched and ruthless character who didn't change his face?

Old Doctor Qi Black Line: Shouldn't the focus now be that even if someone did something to His Majesty, shouldn't he be pregnant normally?Is that kid from the Jia family really here to check his pulse, not to take His Majesty into a ditch?

However, Old Madam Qi's black line belongs to the black line. At this moment—this moment when His Majesty's family is flirting and playing tricks—he really didn't have the guts to intervene.

Fortunately, the emperor is the emperor after all. Although Jia Jing was so angry that he turned around, he finally turned around and said, "Don't talk about it. You just talk about it. Can you see what is wrong with me? Have you solved it?" way?"

Jia Jing’s face was still paralyzed: “I see. You’re pregnant, and you’ll be fine when you’re born—the reaction to your first pregnancy was a little bit bigger, and I’ll give you some medicine to recuperate later, and you often let your father accompany you, little The baby feels that the breath of the blood of the close relatives is there, so she won't be so irritable."

The emperor finally couldn't hold back, and the teacup in his hand went straight to Jia Jing's forehead - but he regretted it the moment he threw it out, especially when he saw Jia Jing standing there without dodging or dodging, he got up suddenly , Jia Daihua was so scared that he quickly supported him: "Don't worry, don't worry, the brat is fine."

The emperor glanced at him: How did this old boy become a father?On weekdays, I just want to spoil my son to heaven, but why don't I care so much in person?

The emperor walked up to Jia Jing on his own, and after carefully confirming that he was not injured, he glanced at the teacup that had been broken into powder on the ground, and reached out to slap Jia Jing's forehead hard, but unfortunately, although he patted, there was no trace of it. The emperor turned around angrily, and Jia Daihua followed behind with a smirk.

The emperor sat down, calmed down his emotions, and then calmly said: "Stop talking nonsense to me, I'm serious."

Jia Jing is innocent: I am serious.

"... so seriously that I'm pregnant?" The emperor took several deep breaths, trying not to get angry.

Jia Jing nodded: "You are really pregnant."

The emperor gritted his teeth: "I am a man!"

Jia Jing nodded, of course he knew, otherwise where did Xiao Baocheng come from?

The emperor tried his best to maintain his composure, well, even if a man is pregnant, it’s nothing to an inhuman guy like Jia Jing, but: “I’m not right... neither your father nor I entered the harem, nor did I have sex with anyone What do men and women do to get pregnant?"

Jia Jing took it for granted: "Because I planted something in your body."

What, what, what?

Gu Qi didn't even bother to install mushrooms, Qi Qi raised his head, his eyes were full of shock.

But it was Jia Daihua who was the most shocked. He took a few steps forward and grabbed Jia Jing by the collar: "You brat, what did you do? That's your mother!"

The mine was really powerful enough, Gu Qi and the two immediately lowered their heads and pretended to be mushrooms.

Even the emperor, whose lips trembled so much that he couldn't speak at first, took off the purse hanging from his waist and threw it on Jia Daihua's head without hesitation: "Go to your mother!"Who is the "mother"?

It was Jia Jing who was the calmest in the audience: "That's why I let him conceive the little baby of the two of you!"

mine?

Jia Daihua calmed down, let go of his hand quickly, secretly heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no red mark on Jia Jing's neck, and put on a flattering smile on his face: "Is it really my child?"

Jia Jing nodded: "It's also the child of Baocheng's and my bloodline." He deliberately extracted the part of the emperor's blood that overlapped with Baocheng's, and fused it with Jia Daihua's body and his current body. The remaining blood, the condensed seeds.

Gu Qi and the others only hated themselves for not being deaf, but the emperor was worthy of being an emperor. His lips trembled for a long time, and he asked with difficulty: "When did it happen?"

Jia Jing took it for granted: "The night before Baocheng's birthday."

asshole!

So I became your gift to Baocheng—no, is it just a box for presents and presents?

The emperor finally couldn't help being angry, but Jia Daihua quickly recovered from the big news that "the son had an inside story with the prince", looked at the emperor sadly, and saw the emperor's anger value dropped again and again: that What, it's not that I don't expect to have a common blood with you. Didn't I still want the princess to marry into your family and have a few children?But if I think about it, I'm looking forward to it. I'm a man anyway, and having a baby is really not what I expected!Besides, there are still state affairs to deal with, such as pregnancy in October, how can I not attract attention?

Jia Jing lightly corrected: "Not just October, but a full year, which happens to be the eve of Baocheng's next birthday..."

The emperor twisted his face, no matter how much he dotes on Baocheng, he is not going to be a gift box for him, bastard!Especially the one who gave the gift was Jia Jing, a brat!

Jia Daihua was seriously worried. It's okay now, if Wansui's belly really gets bigger...

Jia Jing didn't change his face: "It won't be big. It's just that the seeds are ripe on the eve of Baocheng's next birthday, and he will have to plant them carefully for several years before they can bear fruit."

Not to mention the two Gu Qi who didn't know why, even the emperor Jia Daihua, who had a little understanding of Jia Jing's origin and ability, was left with: ... what kind of seeds and what kind of fruits!Do you think you are a prince farming?