I meet that kid every time I go on a blind date

room. "

"Father, don't worry! Girls nowadays are very demanding. They won't marry immediately after seeing each other. They like to gradually get familiar with this way of boiling frogs in warm water!"

"No no! They don't like to eat frogs! I mean, they want to know what I am like before they can marry me. I have to spend some time getting to know each other with them, so that they can feel at ease, and myself rest assured."

"Well, I know that. Don't worry, I will definitely find you a daughter-in-law who can give birth and dance!"

"Hey! Go and rest quickly! You have bad legs and feet, did Aunt Wang give you a massage today?"

"Okay, I know! Dad, I'm dead! Hey!"

After hanging up the phone, Tu Wei let out a long breath, threw the phone to the head of the bed, and collapsed on the bed.It has only been less than a month since he came out of Tujia Village, and his father has called him every day from the first day to ask him to report on the battle situation. This is really stressful.No, I can't go on like this, I have to distract myself!Judging from the situation of blind dates in the past ten days, blind dates every day are not necessarily reliable.Judging from the current combat situation, his combat method seems to be wrong.He only paid attention to the accumulation of quantity before, but forgot to evaluate the quality.It seems that you need to rest for a while and spend more time choosing your partner.

Tu Wei sat up from the bed stiffly, touched the phone and flipped through the address book several times, before finally pressing a name.The phone was connected after a few rings.

"Hello? Little Xiami, it's me, the butcher."

"Can't you hear it? Hey, we haven't seen each other for many years, and your mobile phone number hasn't changed yet."

"Are you still in City B? How is your work?"

"Hey! I'm in city b now, when will I come out and meet for dinner?"

"Then tomorrow! Tomorrow afternoon, I will pick you up at your work place and have a good meal together."

next day

At noon, Tu Wei walked out from the three-star hotel where he had stayed for a month, walked around the shopping malls on the main street, and finally chose a new brown suit in a specialty store that didn't look fancy from the outside.He doesn't know how loud this brand is, but judging from the price, it is probably not a simple thing.

More than 5 yuan was swiped from his card in one go, and Tu Wei didn't bat an eyelid.It's a joke, Tu Wei's proud life was after he was 30 years old, and the people he really made friends with were only a few, and they were all before the age of 30.He has to fight for his breath today, and he can't let his former friends underestimate him.

Xiao Xiami has now become a university professor, so fucking awesome!The two like-minded brothers at the beginning were brothers and sisters who were interested in each other during college, but they took completely different paths after graduation. One continued to work hard in the education field, while the other jumped into the money-filled business world. It can be said that good fortune tricks people.Since I already have the smell of copper coins on my body, I should just stink to the end.

After changing into a suit of awesome clothes, Tu Wei felt that he walked with more vigor.Wearing this famous brand, he wandered around the street for a few more times, bought some multigrain cakes and ate them while walking, and finally turned into a bookstore and started rummaging around.

Just pass the time in such a random way, and it will be evening in a blink of an eye.Tu Wei looked at his phone, it was four o'clock, and it would take about an hour to take a taxi there, and by five o'clock over there, Xiao Xiami would be off work.He walked out of the library, waved his hand on the side of the road, and got into a taxi after a while.

After driving and stopping, it took more than an hour on the way during the rush hour to arrive at the school where Xiao Xiami is - Lanhui University.This Lanhui University is a private university, and it is even a noble university.Those who study here are not noble sons with strong family backgrounds, or second-generation official sons whose elders in the family occupy a certain position in the political circle.Of course, it is not ruled out that some elite apprentices with excellent grades gather here from all over the country.All in all, Lanhui University is a school that you can't afford to offend, and it is also the

A school that people admire.Any student who comes out of it may one day be your leader or your boss.

So - Xiao Xiami is a professor in this university.

It's awesome!Tu Wei sighed again, feeling sour in his heart.

After getting out of the taxi, he flipped two old people's heads chicly, and Tu Wei stood at the gate of the school melancholy. He felt that his behavior today was a bit childish, but he would not admit it to anyone.

people!Who doesn't have the seven emotions and six desires!Can't you make him a little envious?Childish?

After sucking his nose, Tu Wei took out his mobile phone and dialed Xiao Xiami's number, and he got connected after a while.

"Little Xiami, I'm here. At the gate of your school."

"Butcher, haha ​​you are here! I'll come out right away."

It was awkward to stand at the gate for a long time, Tu Wei looked around, walked towards one of the majestic and majestic lion statues carved at the gate, and leaned against the lion's feet.

During this period of time, there was a huge crowd of young college students, who kept pouring out of the school gate and walked out. When they passed by Tu Wei, they all looked at him curiously.Seeing these youthful faces in Tu Wei's eyes, he felt another moment of emotion, this is youth, and being young is good——

There was no malice in the eyes of these college students looking at Tu Wei, so Tu Wei didn't feel uncomfortable. After a long time, he became interested and began to study the relationship between these students who went out in groups.Just when he silently determined in his heart that the three people who walked past in front were in a triangle relationship, Tu Wei heard his name being called by a familiar yet unfamiliar voice, turned his head to look over there, and Tu Wei saw two A person walks towards him.

Of these two people, one of them kept waving at him, with a bright smile on his face, and the shallow dimple around his mouth kept flashing. This is the mature version of Xiao Xiami, and Tu Wei recognized it.But why is there another young man in blue who is standing straight and a head taller than Xiao Xiami so familiar?

A flash of understanding flashed in Tu Wei's head, and several situations passed in an instant.He stared at each other, lifted his buttocks, jumped forward with both legs, and jumped off the stone lion statue.

Grass!That shemale yesterday!

3 Meet Again

Here Tu Wei rushed forward a few steps in shock, while Xiao Xiami and the ladyboy also walked over quickly, and the three quickly gathered together.

Xiao Xiami's eyes were curved, and the smile at the corner of his mouth became clearer. He slapped Tu Wei on the shoulder and said loudly, "Tu Wei! I finally saw you! I haven't seen you for so many years, but you are still so handsome."

The reason why Xiao Xiami was called Xiao Xiami was because his real name was Lu Xiangmin, and he was the shortest among the brothers in the dormitory at that time, and he also had good looks.Back then, there was a basketball game between their Department of Biology and the Department of News and Broadcasting. Tu Wei, who was 178 inches tall and ran wild in the village since he was a child, took part in it as a matter of course, and the gentle and quiet Lu Xiangmin, a good brother, acted as Tu Wei's special assistant. , Water and towels are delivered by the court, but some lonely players on the side are envious to death.At that time, half of the game was played, and there were still two small games left. Tu Wei, who was tired and thirsty, couldn't find Lu Xiangmin. He was used to being served by Lu Xiangmin. : "Xiangmin Xiangmin!"

Facts have proved that it is really unreliable to read the two words Xiangmin together. The Chinese is profound and profound, and you cannot escape the shocking effect of a few consecutive words.At that time, Tu Wei was in high spirits, and his voice was deep and rapid, and the word Xiang Min was called Xiami when he called it.So when Lu Xiangmin hurriedly came back from the toilet, the nickname Little Xiami had already been put on his head openly.

Facing the bookish Xiao Xiami in front of him, who had undergone a qualitative change from head to toe, Tu Wei was filled with emotion for a moment, and temporarily forgot the ladyboy beside him, and said with a gratified smile, "Little Xiami, Not bad, I'm a professor now."

Xiao Xiami coughed twice, tugged at the corner of Tu Wei's clothes, and introduced to Tu Wei, "This is my student." He pointed at the demon.

Tu Wei's eyes slanted, and his gaze was fixed on the ladyboy. After changing his clothes, the ladyboy's aura was much more heroic, and his chest didn't have any flesh. Yesterday, his eyes must have been blurred by shit to think of this person as a man. woman.

"Hey, your student is pretty good. You are a good-looking talent." Tu Wei nodded, with a very appreciative expression on his expression.

The ladyboy smiled slightly at Tu Wei, and his beautiful and heroic features instantly softened a lot. He nodded at Tu Wei, and immediately turned to Lu Xiangmin and said, "Professor Lu, I'll go first. I'll sort out the form at night." will be sent to your email."

"Well, let's go." Lu Xiangmin smiled and nodded.

The shemale left just like that, her slender and tall figure passing through the surging crowd and gradually disappearing.

When Tu Wei saw that the demon had left, he immediately frowned, and said to Lu Xiangmin with an inscrutable expression, "Little Xiami, I think you're a weird student."

Lu Xiangmin asked suspiciously: "No, Shaobin is one of the most outstanding students in our college. He is usually very popular in school. What's wrong?"

Putting his left hand on his waist, Tu Wei raised his right hand and swung it forward twice, wanting to say that this is a shemale, wanting to use appropriate words to describe his feelings yesterday, but he found that he couldn't say it again.After all, I had a preconceived idea yesterday that this man named Shaobin doesn't look like a shemale at all, he's just a pretty man.

"You student, are you male?" Tu Weiwei retracted his hand and stroked his chin before asking.

"Nonsense, is it still a girl? Many goddesses in the school like this child, popular