I meet that kid every time I go on a blind date

Be young and energetic.I think Miss Lin is very young. "

"Really?" Teacher Lin touched her face, a little shy.

"Yeah, I never tell lies, and this is not a compliment. You look young. You don't look like [-] years old, but [-] is about the same!" Tu Wei replied cheerfully, drawing a long tone.

"It's been a long time since no one has praised me like that. Hehe, I just like children. Does Mr. Tu like it?"

"I like it, why don't I like it! My favorite thing is children."

Teacher Lin immediately grabbed Tu Wei's hand that was placed on the table happily, and asked with a slightly raised voice, "Really? You like it very much? Then I want to tell you some news. Actually, I have a [-] I've never dared to say it because I'm afraid you won't like it. Since you like it very much, I believe you will accept him. "

"Pfft!" There was a sudden laughter from nowhere.

The moment Tu Wei's hands were grabbed by Mr. Lin, his face was about to smile like flowers. At this moment, when he heard the call, his smile immediately cracked. He swallowed, and said hesitantly: "This I like it, child. But you didn't tell me that you were married before."

Teacher Lin was about to speak eagerly, when suddenly he heard a roar from nearby: "Damn, we are talking about breaking up! Nima, you dare to lose your mind? Why are you laughing?" Immediately afterwards, I saw Tu Wei next door A young girl stood up, scooped up a coffee cup and threw herself forward. There was still a lot of coffee in that cup. Logically speaking, as long as the person opposite the girl didn't dodge, the coffee would definitely not go to the slaughterhouse. Micro here.Unfortunately, the one who should have been affected was not affected, and dodged lightly. The coffee drew a beautiful arc in the air, and sprayed all of it on Teacher Lin's head gorgeously.Mr. Lin will not say anything, and he will not say anything, and he has achieved a gorgeous reversal in front of his future lover. How can he be so sad when he is in a mess?

Tu Wei, who was sitting opposite, watched the whole process in horror. This was an unstoppable situation, and it was also a phenomenon that he was unable to react in time.Facing Mr. Lin who was about to cry suddenly facing such a heavy blow, Tu Wei's heart of protecting flowers broke out in an instant.He quickly summoned the waiter, and asked someone to take Mr. Lin to the bathroom. Then, he walked over while staring at the astonished girl aggressively.

"Why are young people so impolite now? You splashed water on someone's head for no reason, and you never thought of apologizing?" Tu Wei walked to the next table, stared at the young girl and questioned her.

"I, I didn't do it on purpose. I want to splash it on him!" As she spoke, the little girl poked forward with her white and tender fingers, pointing at the person opposite who was still sitting as firmly as Mount Tai.

Tu Wei turned his gaze, and at this glance, the veins on Tu Wei's forehead popped out.Who is that calm and smiling man but Huo Shaobin?At this moment, Tu Wei had a feeling of wanting to vomit blood, and also an urge to blow up the handsome face of the person in front of him.

"You!" Tu Wei pointed at Huo Shaobin a few times with his right index finger, and said, "You are very proud? Shut your mouth and don't laugh! Wait!"

After finishing speaking, Tu Wei turned his eyes to the little girl again.

Mother, taught me a lesson: "No matter who you wanted to splash today, but you did throw it on the wrong person, and you threw it on an innocent person. You should apologize and get forgiveness from that person before you can leave. Do you understand?"

The little girl looked aggrieved, and yelled coquettishly: "What about him? He is also responsible. If he hadn't avoided it, would I have splashed it on others? He also needs to apologize!"

Tu Wei waved his hand, and raised his voice: "Don't be busy shirking responsibility. I don't care what the cause and effect of the two of you are. But you are the one who did it directly, and the victim is my target. You first put Return the one you did wrong and then mention the others.”

The little girl looked at Tu Wei, then stared fiercely at Huo Shaobin, who was watching the show, and finally kicked her legs in shame, and cried, "Just bully me! I, I apologize, can't you! Huh, huh."

Tu Wei frowned and glanced at the two people in front of him, and said, "Don't cry, it's not me who bullied you today, but the one you bullied me. When she forgives you, it's not too late for you to cry, just wait."

After a while, Mr. Lin came back from the bathroom, his dress was covered with dark stains, and his face looked very bad.

Tu Wei winked at the little girl, and the little girl pouted and bowed her head to apologize to Teacher Lin.Teacher Lin accepted the apology, but his complexion did not improve.He just lowered his head and hurriedly said to Tu Wei: "Mr. Tu, I'm leaving today, we'll contact you later."

Logically speaking, if the victim of the protagonist is gone, if Tu Wei is afraid of embarrassment, it is the best policy to go.Today's blind date has basically come to naught, he really has no reason to stay.It's a pity that Tu Wei is not an ordinary person, he didn't leave, and his raging anger needs to be borne by one person, and the target he chose is Huo Shaobin.

6 Cutting Constantly, Reasoning Still Chaos

Tu Wei lowered his head and took a deep breath, raised his head calmly, looked at the little girl, and asked very patiently: "How old are you, little girl? Are you still a student?"

The little girl with an aggrieved face also stood, not daring to sit down, thinking that Tu Wei would continue to teach him a lesson, so she yelled sternly: "[-] years old, what is it!"

Tu Wei thought: "[-] years old, just entered college, right? Freshman or sophomore?"

The little girl asked suspiciously, "Sophomore, what's wrong?"

Tu Wei nodded, and said, "Well, sophomore year, it's time to start getting bored. At this time, I don't want to have a good time in class. I just had a carnival in freshman year, so it's natural to be bored, right? Sophomore and junior, don't you start talking Falling in love means starting to play games, and you are the kind who are looking for a partner when you have nothing to do. Am I right?"

The little girl's eyes widened, she felt wronged, and she felt right. She wanted to yell, but she didn't dare to refute, so she said in a vain way: "How did you know? Who said I didn't study hard. ..."

Tu Wei raised his hand, stopped the little girl's almost inaudible voice, and said, "Don't refute these things to me, I'm not your parents, it's useless for you to explain to me. I think you should tell yourself these things Listen, and find out what your parents expect of you. See if you live up to them."

The little girl was silent and did not speak.

Tu Wei continued: "Look up and watch me speak."

The little girl raised her head and looked at Tu Wei obediently.

Tu Wei stretched out his right hand, looked at the little girl, stretched out his index finger, and pointed at Huo Shaobin, who had been watching the show, and said directly, "Little girl, do you understand the idiom that people's hearts are sinister? I know you should I understand. Even if you are bored looking for someone to fall in love with, you still have to find the kind of man who will love you and be devoted to you. A college student should enjoy the best relationship. You will not be able to find this kind of relationship when you enter the society. But you Why did you find such a scumbag to be your boyfriend?" As he spoke, Tu Wei finally turned his gaze to Huo Shaobin, and while sizing him up, he turned back and looked at Huo Shaobin's little girl together, "Look at him, Apart from being handsome and tall, what other advantages does he have? Good grades? Has he done homework for you with good grades? Does he play basketball well? When he plays basketball, does he let you watch? Are you involved in it? Is he always busy playing basketball and doing other things so he doesn’t have time to go shopping with you and buy clothes? Then look again, he is handsome, can he be eaten as handsome? Long He is tall, has he ever hugged you and twirled around on the ground to tease you? I can tell by looking at your expression that he has not. Since all the advantages in him have not been activated for you, what are you trying to do? He is such a person, Selfish, only love yourself, never think about your feelings, break up as soon as you say break up, this kind of person is called scum. Why are you still with him? "

The little girl opened her eyes wide at first, looking at Tu Wei who was eloquent, with a look of surprise on her face, then slowly eased her expression, deeply convinced, and when Tu Wei finished speaking, the little girl said again in a low voice: " But at the beginning he chased me first—”

"He chased you first, so you agreed to him! You can't judge people by their appearance! You should try his character first! Little girl, remember, when you find a man in the future, you have to find someone who loves you, Even if you use the excuse of being bitten by a mosquito to suddenly miss the other party, the kind of man who can rush over immediately after calling the other party is a good man! Do you understand?" Tu Wei said earnestly.

The little girl secretly glanced at Huo Shaobin, seeing that the other person's face was calm, without even a rebuttal, as if she was discouraged in an instant, she nodded and said, "I see, uncle."

"Crack!", Tu Wei clapped his hands, and concluded: "This man is just a philanderer, little girl, remember not to look for handsome ones in the future, if you want to look for them, just look for someone like me, neither ugly nor handsome, including You want to be happy for a few years! Well, you can go."

The little girl blinked her eyes, as if she couldn't believe it, and said hesitantly, "Then he—"

Tu Wei waved his hands and said in a drawn out tone, "Let's go—I have something to tell your ex-boyfriend."

The little girl walked away step by step, and Tu Wei sat opposite Huo Shaobin, leaning on the chair cushion, clasped his hands on his front abdomen, and fixedly looked at the person opposite him with special disdain. say.

"Mr. Tu, what do you want to say to me?" Huo Shaobin looked like he had watched a good show, and asked with a smile, as if he was not the target of Tu Wei's accusation just now.

It was beyond Tu Wei's expectation that Huo Shaobin had such a thick skin. He put away his contemptuous eyes, frowned, and asked with a particularly curious expression, "I said, are you following me?"

Huo Shaobin was taken aback for a moment, then