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Xia Xiaoyu, who ended her internship ahead of schedule, became a babysitter in the dormitory, taking care of the daily life of a medical madman, a romantic man, and a financial geek like a pissed off daughter-in-law every day.

When Xia Xiaoyu wakes up in the morning, she is always the first to take out Eggy from his stomach. Eggy is a fan of belly fetishism and always likes to nest in his belly. As long as Xia Xiaoyu wears wide-collared clothes or sits Come on, Eggy nests in whenever she has a chance, Xia Xiaoyu throws it out, it rolls back in a few seconds, sticks like brown candy and can't be driven away, Xia Xiaoyu just doesn't make unnecessary struggles, It loves to nest.

It's just that Luo Kui, the second child who came back a week later, saw a piece of his clothes protruding and insisted on taking off his clothes to check if he was pregnant with someone else. His eyes were squinting like a wretched uncle. Rewarded a photon.

As for the boss, Yin An, who wanted to dissect it, Xia Xiaoyu did not agree, not to mention that from a biological point of view, there is nothing else to do from an unhatched egg except to dissect a large bowl of egg paste. He has long been used to having an egg nest in his stomach, which is warm and getting colder at the end of autumn. This is more effective than a hand warmer in winter, provided that it doesn’t need to be charged. In the end, he wanted to see what was hatched, and this was the first time he had seen such a spiritual egg.

The old man is very talkative, and Xia Xiaoyu might not have the idea of ​​laying eggs again. After spending a week together, Yin An felt that this spiritual egg would be more research-oriented when it was hatched, so he often urged Xia Xiaoyu to hug it.

As for Jin Yan, he was no longer surprised by the strangeness, and went back to his room with a bag of bread in his mouth to continue studying his curves.

"Hey, Eggy, if you are sent by God to torture me, you can turn around once, if not, just turn around twice." Xia Xiaoyu was bored lying on the wooden floor of the balcony to bask in the sun with Eggy, looking at Eggy with her head up. respond.

"One lap, two laps, three laps, four laps..." Dandan kept spinning, as if addicted to playing, circling Xia Xiaoyu lap after lap.

"Stop, Eggy, did you understand me? Hey." Xia Xiaoyu knocked on the eggshell, but got no answer, then knocked on her own head again, "What do I care about with this egg like you?"

Getting up and going back to cook, the balls rolled around his feet as little tails.

After dinner in the evening, Xia Xiaoyu went to take a bath, and he brought the balls in together. The balls floated up and down in the water, and rolled to play with the little yellow duck floating on the water. As soon as Xia Xiaoyu got into the bathtub, she hurriedly rolled over and nestled in it. He rubbed against his chest, as if he was very happy that Xia Xiaoyu took him to take a bath together for the first time.

"Okay, wash your eggshells quickly, or don't go to bed tonight." Xia Xiaoyu just finished speaking, and the egg quickly spun in the water, feeling that she was clean enough, and then rolled to Xia Xiaoyu's side.

In the morning, Eggy wanted to go out to buy vegetables with Xia Xiaoyu, but Xia Xiaoyu refused, Eggy got into his clothes again, Xia Xiaoyu sighed and had to take it out.

"Little aunt, it's been a few months." The fish seller asked.

"Five months." Xia Xiaoyu replied helplessly, he knew that he would be regarded as a pregnant woman when he brought his balls out.

"That's it, eat more crucian carp. Crucian carp is better for breastfeeding, and breastfed babies are the best." The aunt enthusiastically caught him a lively crucian carp for him to see.

It's all the fault of this stinky egg. It's fine to be mistaken for being pregnant, but it's also involved in breastfeeding. I really want to find a piece of tofu to die heroically.

"That's, that's it." Xia Xiaoyu paid the money and hurried away.

"Hey girl, be careful when you walk so fast." The aunt told me from behind.

After finally buying all the things, Xia Xiaoyu lay dead on the floor in front of the door when he got home. He was afraid that he would be seen as a man, and his scalp would tingle just thinking about being treated as a puppet.

"The ghost is up for breakfast." This morning, the third child was still shouldering the important task of pulling the guy who was lying in bed out of the bed, and violently kicked the door with a sandwich in his mouth.

A hand was stretched out from the furry doll on the bed, and then the mountain shook and the ground shook, Xia Xiaoyu slowly arched out from the blanket after the doll's mountain turned into a doll's plain.

"Breakfast is not cooked, sandwiches are okay."

A chicken nest popped up and answered in a daze, with his hands habitually touching his belly, only touching someone's slippery belly but missing the round thing, Xia Xiaoyu suddenly opened his eyes and lifted the quilt, "Egg Where are the eggs?"

Eggy could not be found anywhere on the bed, Xia Xiaoyu got out of bed in a hurry, lying on the ground to look at the bottom of the bed, Eggy was quietly rolling in a corner of the bed, Xia Xiaoyu reached out to fish it out, but Eggy's There was a hair-wide slit in the shell.

The three men surrounded Xia Xiaoyu, staring at the cracked ball in Xia Xiaoyu's arms. Seeing that they didn't say a word, Xia Xiaoyu was about to burst into floods. It was usually so hard that it would be fine to kick a ball. Why is it cracked now and there is no reaction at all, woo woo, maybe he kicked Egg out of bed last night because of his bad sleep last night.

"You guys are talking." Xia Xiaoyu couldn't help sobbing, he was the one who hurt Eggy, woo woo......

Xia Xiaoyu sent a flood and the three men were in a hurry, handing the tissue to the tissue, wiping the tears, comforting the youngest brother in this dormitory, the three men still hurt very much.

Yin An was the first to express his guess, "Could it be hatching?"

Luo Kui doggedly agreed, "It should be, Xiao Yu, don't worry too much, if it breaks, it will be covered with egg yolk, and there is no egg yolk overflowing from it, so it must not be broken."

"That's right, according to the hatching curve analysis of oviparous animals, it's time to hatch, Xiao Yu, you warm it up so that it can hatch well."

"Really, you didn't lie to me?" Xia Xiaoyu wiped away his tears. He seemed to see hope. The three men looked at each other and nodded bravely. In fact, they were not sure if it was true, but at least don't let Xia Light rain turns into heavy summer rain.

It has been the fourth day since Xia Xiaoyu hugged Eggy under the quilt, and the eggshell cracked more and more day by day. Xia Xiaoyu looked at Eggy very seriously, taking pictures of it every day to observe the daily changes.

"Chirp~, chirp~~, mama, mama." Xia Xiaoyu, who was still in a daze, felt his face being arched by something soft, which woke him up. When he opened his eyes, he saw a whole red dotted with blue The pretty chick opened his beak and called him in human language—Mom.

"Ah—" Xia Xiaoyu's ghostly scream resounded in the morning in the community.

Xia Xiaoyu was so frightened early in the morning that she was so frightened that she ate the oatmeal soaked in milk in a bowl with her chicken nest head on her head. Instead, the three men sat on the dining table with great interest as if they had discovered a new world, sitting on the dining table and scratching Eggs drinking milk from a bottle.

Eggy's big fiery red eyes are flickering, and there are some small red and blue fluff on his body, which is a living little meat ball, and the small wings are just small meaty wings, so fleshy that he can't fly, he is flapping behind him It's moving, with a pinch of flame-colored hairs at the end of its small tail, which flicks and shakes. It looks like the tail of Pokemon's fire dinosaur Fireball. It's cute and cute, even the second child can't wait for it People who spend all their time flirting with girls are willing to spend time with Eggy, not to mention going to buy imported milk powder early in the morning and pouring it back for it to drink.

Xia Xiaoyu couldn't be happy, what did he pick up and said it was a cockroach, and it didn't have chicken feathers, but Luo Kui said it looked a bit like a dragon in an American science fiction movie, Xia Xiaoyu was a little worried that he would get it A biochemical weapon that endangers society, but Xia Xiaoyu is absolutely reluctant to give it to the research institute. They have been together for more than a month, and they have long regarded him as their own child.

Yin An patted Xia Xiaoyu on the shoulder, "Let's raise it first, Eggy is spiritual. I don't think it looks like an ignorant and savage creature like a dinosaur. Doesn't it understand what we say, just guide it well."

"Maybe." Xia Xiaoyu comforted herself, or as the boss said.

"Mama, Chirp~ Mama..." Dandan sat on top of Xia Xiaoyu's head and yelled happily. It only knew this word, and it was out of tune.

Xia Xiaoyu taught Dandan to speak while drying the clothes, "Call me Dad."

"Mama, Chirp..."

Xia Xiaoyu's black line, teaching for a whole morning has no effect at all, forget it, mother is mother, it's better than not being able to scream.

Eggy is wrapped in a small quilt and sleeps soundly on the sofa with her paws up, Xia Xiaoyu is cutting clothes by the coffee table, it doesn’t matter if she doesn’t wear summer clothes now, and I don’t know if he’s afraid of the cold in winter, and Eggy doesn’t look like that. The bird has such long feathers, it is good to prepare some clothes for it in spare time, the styles bought outside are not suitable for the balls, and it will restrict its wings.

When Jin Yan came out to pour water, he saw Xia Xiaoyu trembling all over while pinching the embroidery needle to sew clothes for Dandan. Xia Xiaoyu gave him a look of contempt, "I've never seen a man make clothes, it's so rare."

Xia's mother is a girly wedding dress designer. Xia Xiaoyu has been fascinated by it since she was a child. It is normal that she can make clothes, okay?

"Wife/wife." The third child shrugged awkwardly, attracting Xia Xiaoyu to throw a pillow, and was smashed straight, "If you are eager to learn but don't learn these words from rotten/lesbians, you will become rotten/male sooner or later. "

"Comrade Xia Xiaoyu, look at what you said. I'm a serious old man. I'm such a mess."

Xia Xiaoyu made a puking expression at him.

Eggy wants to sleep in Xia Xiaoyu's stomach like before, but Xia Xiaoyu disagrees. Eggy is not easy to be crushed when it is hard, but it is different now. What should I do if I am crushed? The appearance is so bad, I don't want to wake up the next morning to see the murder scene.

Xia Xiaoyu carried him into a big wooden box, and built a hammock for him inside. The waddling Eggy likes to play the most. The Newton pendulum at home has never been tired of playing, and Eggy has a good time playing in the hammock. It's a joy, but as long as Xia Xiaoyu talks about sleeping, no matter what, she insists on disagreeing, and her little head shakes faster than a rattle.

Xia Xiaoyu seriously negotiated with Dandan for an hour before Dandan reluctantly agreed to sleep in the box, but the box must be placed on the bed.

Humming the lullaby sung by her mother, Xia Xiaoyu, who was promoted to father, gently rocked the hammock to coddle Dandan to sleep. Xia Xiaoyu's whole little heart has been cut off, he has the guts to raise a cute son, hehe, it's a bit fun to be such a cheap dad.

After raising Dandan for two months, Dandan can speak more words, gain weight, and her wings have become stronger. Her body is covered with small and smooth scales, and several brightly colored feathers grow from the top of her head, fluttering her little flesh. Whirling and flying around the room, Eggy seemed dissatisfied with playing in this small space, flapped her wings and flew out of the balcony, and when she was about to fly out, Xia Xiaoyu pulled her back with her claws, and the old man in the back San reluctantly grabbed Xia Xiaoyu who was about to fall down the stairs because he wanted to grab Eggy and stretched out half of his body from the balcony.

The third child was terrified, and Xia Xiaoyu was also scared out of his wits, and walked back to the room in a daze as if he hadn't recovered.

Jin Yan grabbed Dandan to the dining table, and gave a stern lesson, "Dandan, you are too ignorant, didn't you tell you not to fly out? You almost caused Xia Xiaoyu to fall downstairs, if you don't listen to me Just throw you out and sleep on the street."

Eggy drooped her head, with a sad look on her chest, "Go and apologize to Xia Xiaoyu."

Eggy flew into Xia Xiaoyu's room, and hugged Xia Xiaoyu who was buried in the quilt, "Mama, it's not right~"

Xia Xiaoyu threw back the quilt frantically, her eyes were a little red, "Xia Dandan, let me tell you, if you run out again, I won't bother you anymore."

"I know." Eggy Xiaolong rubbed Xia Xiaoyu's face with his mouth.

Xia Xiaoyu snorted suddenly, "You're smart."

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