Don't be a bubble, I love you

The little joke was told by xx! I changed it, so I have this thing, maybe I should give it a derivative [Meditation

Qi Dian and his daughter's perspective (adopted)

Dad said to his good friends:

I thought children would grow up

As a result, the child has been raised for so long, and he is still a child

I thought daddy was talking about me

I learned later

The kid my father said is my mother (Jin Jiang)

Whoever sees this sweet thing is confused

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Jin Jiang studied medicine with a doctor in the village. When he was 12 years old, he went to the mountains to gather medicine to save an injured white fox.

Four years later, the doctor died, and the white fox came to repay his kindness.Looking at the fluffy little fox, Jin Jiang could hardly resist.Hugging and rubbing and rubbing, Shifang was happy.

It was night, and the white fox turned into a natural beauty: benefactor, slave...he looked indifferent: change back.

Qi Dian: "Do you agree?"

Foxes can absorb yang energy, right? ? ?

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Hongyou stood in front of Qi Dian, lowered her head shyly, waiting for Qi Dian's reply.

"That's it..." Qi Dian looked at her, "Well...Actually I quite like your character, but you are a good person..." Qi Dian handed Hongyou a good person card.

As if being hit by a blow, Hongyou turns around in pain and wants to leave...

"That..." Qi Dian smiled again.

Hongyou looked up expectantly, only to hear Qi Dian say: "Can you help me ask your brother Jin Jiang out?"

Jin Jiang: "???" Noble, don't be cuo

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Qi Dian sat on the side of the road and cried bitterly: "The person who has been in love for several years is getting married, and the groom is not me T^T" Yun Qi walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, okay, don't cry, I will go with you Smash that person's place! The guy is too much!" Qi Dian wiped away tears and said seriously: "I am the bride."

Qi Dian: "It's impossible to counterattack"

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In the sleepless nights of summer, Jin Jiang was finally unbearable. He lifted the quilt, concealed his shame with his little underpants, and gave all his glistening flesh as a contribution. He yelled angrily, "Come on! Isn't it blood! I want you to suck it! Get out of here after sucking it!" I sleep!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a human figure transformed into a "pa chi" above him, firmly pressing on him, and Qi Dian's deep voice was very charming next to his ears: "The blood-sucking one is a female mosquito, I want to suck it, It's your essence."

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Jie is a very warm joke, Jin Jiang is not a mother!!! Qi Dian is not either!

just very warm

"Mom will grow old later"

"I don't want my mother to grow old"

"why"

"Because when you grow old, you will be buried in the ground"

"Then what if my mother is buried in the ground?"

"Then I'll water you until you grow up"

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In addition, I am a little hot for 3 minutes, and a small brain hole can rarely write long. Usually, because of a lyrics, a fragment, or a copy, a certain picture suddenly emerges and I will write it down. For example, "Your Date Is So Good-looking" and "The Little Match Boy Series", just skip it directly, and skip it without holding your breath, but it may be added later, but it is still recommended to skip it. Well, all the contributors are angels, gods, and lights!!!