this fox is a bit silly

In today's world, there are five realms.They are the five worlds of immortals, demons, humans, demons, and ghosts.Those above the five realms are gods.What is a god?Those who are ruthless and desireless, who do not know joy, anger, sorrow, and suffering, and who are born with infinite magic power, are gods.

The gods are admired by all people, and their mana comes from mountains, rivers, plants and trees. The mountains and rivers are endless, and if the sky and the earth do not fall, they will not perish.

In the world of the heavens, there is such a famous fox.

This fox is a god, with a noble status and boundless mana.Therefore, no matter which fairy or demon sees it, it has to be courteous.

And because he is called Nine Thousand Years Old, everyone will say when they see him: "Thousand Years Jin'an!"

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In addition, the fox is white all over, has a stubborn nature, likes to mess with flowers and grass, and is not taboo between men and women, which really makes the gods and demons complain to the sky.

Why do you complain?

Simple.Because this fox has no consciousness of being a god, not only is it not heartless and desireless, it does not know joy, anger, sorrow and pain.On the contrary, they eat, drink, prostitute, gamble, deceive, fight and rob.

If you say fox, it's normal.

Then I will tell you some touching stories about the fox family. For example, there used to be a red fox who threw away a thousand years of cultivation for his lover, just to be able to stay with him for a lifetime.For example, once there was a white fox who fell into the Avici Hell to save someone's life and suffered for a hundred years.

In fact, as a fox god, Jiuqian also likes to flip through these pamphlets and curl up his tail to read them in his cave. He can be moved by many stories about the fox clan and weep bitterly, his nose and tail covered with tears.

And said with snot and tears: "I must be a good fox, benefiting all people, so that my deeds will be included in the booklet and make others cry!"

In fact, he was indeed included in the booklet.

It's just that when the gods and demons looked at his pamphlet, the content in it was like this: nine thousand years old, ranked first in the five realms of disasters, unprecedented and unprecedented, recognized as unsurpassed.

That's right, the words "I want to be a fox" to Nine Thousand Years.

Everyone said: What a fox?

nonexistent.

Speaking of today, March [-]rd, a grand Peach Blossom Fair was held in Immortal Realm.Immortals from all walks of life are invited to the Pantao Party, so those who can come are all immortal heads with boundless mana.

Naturally, such a grand event, whoever is missing, will never fail to invite Nine Thousand Years.

"Be careful, this year's Pantao will be very lively. Not only the immortals from the past will come, but also those who are often busy and cannot be reached, such as General Qing."

All the little fairies were startled: "What! Jiang Qing will be here tonight?"

The fairy official who spoke was serious: "That's right. So what His Majesty means is that you must make a big deal of it. By the way, Chitose likes cherries, so put more cherries on his table according to the usual practice."

In the evening, everyone in the world unloaded the busy day and went home to reunite with their families one after another.Immortals from all walks of life invited by the fairy world in the sky, with their feet on the auspicious clouds and their bodies riding mounts, and their sleeves blowing the breeze, came upon invitation.

The Immortal Realm has already sent an envoy to respond, and lead everyone to their respective positions respectfully.

At the feast, the Immortal Emperor sat upright, and the throne behind him was resplendent and majestic.He was dressed in platinum clothes, and his face was so handsome that one dare not look at him closely.Sitting on the throne is like looking down on all living beings, which is very majestic.

Two equally exquisite thrones are placed on his left and right hands, and the left seat is engraved with lifelike patterns of foxes, all of which are vivid and lively.On the throne on the right, there is a domineering and mighty black water snake engraved, which makes those who see it fearful.

All the immortals and emperors who came here saluted, and after sitting on their seats, they offered their hands to each other and said hello to the neighbors.Seeing that everyone's positions have changed this year, and seeing the position on the right hand side of the Immortal Emperor, many immortals who just arrived were secretly surprised: "General Qing is here too?"

The immortal who arrived earlier than them said: "Exactly, this time General Qing quelled the turmoil in the ghost world, and just after he returned to the mansion in the fairy world, he was invited by His Majesty's letter again."

Yixian said: "Is that so? It's just that Jiang Qing never likes to be lively, and his Majesty invited him to attend the banquet several times before, but he shied away because he was unwell. Why did he come this time?"

Yixian replied to him: "Who knows. But why is Chitose still not here today? In the past, he was always the first..."

While whispering in private, a fairy official outside suddenly said: "The general is here."

After finishing speaking, all the immortals who whispered just now shut up and immediately sat up straight.As soon as they sat down majestically, they saw a man in black appearing out of nowhere in front of the main hall.

This person has a fair complexion and a very handsome appearance.It's a pity that there is silence in the extremely black eyes, like a bottomless pool of water, all the joys and sorrows in the world are deeply sunk in his eyes, without causing any waves.

It is also like a piece of icy black jade, when it is accidentally touched, it is only cold and indifferent.

When he came, the Immortal Emperor, who had never spoken until now, finally nodded and called, "General."

Jiang Qing bowed slightly to him without being arrogant or humble: "Your Majesty."

At the end of this remark, a fairy envoy will lead Qing to the seat on the right hand of the fairy emperor.Jiang Qing sat down, his black eyes swept towards the throne opposite him.Seeing his gaze, the Immortal Emperor smiled slightly: "The one who sits here is the Nine Thousand Years Fox God. Now he has moved from Mount Wutong in the Heavenly Outer Heaven to Mount Qishan in the Immortal Realm. I wonder if you and Chitose have ever met in the Immortal Realm?"

Jiang Qing withdrew his gaze: "I'm far away from Qishan Mountain, and I'm not in the mansion on weekdays, so I haven't seen it before."

Sitting next to Jiang Qing and the Immortal Emperor, the two looked quite evenly matched, which attracted many immortals to look at them quietly.

The Immortal Emperor chuckled, tapped the table with one hand leisurely, shook his head and said: "Since you have never met him before, I will remind you behind his back when Qiantui is not here."

Jiang Qing looked over, his extremely dark eyes were extremely quiet: "Please speak, Your Majesty."

The Immortal Emperor looked at the throne on his left: "A thousand-year-old is a god, and high mana is inevitable. But apart from this, he has a very bad habit."

Jiang Qing asked, "What hobby?"

The Immortal Emperor said: "Touching flowers and messing with grass, and men and women are not taboo."

Jiang Qing was silent.

In fact, there is evidence for this statement, and there are real events.

And... the victim of this incident is the incomparably noble, His Majesty the Immortal Emperor in front of him.

The Immortal Emperor has a very good appearance and a very good figure. It has been rumored that the nine thousand-year-old extremely bad peeping at the Immortal Emperor taking a bath, and was even caught by the Immortal Emperor himself.According to rumors, after the fox was caught, he explained it like this: "I'm curious."

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All the immortals and demons in the sky are silent and silent.

At the end of the silence, he was forced by him to make one or two of them complain: "You are curious! What is there to be curious about? Could it be that the Immortal Emperor has something you don't have? Or are you foxes different from people? Just look at it." The key is that you read it, and you are not honest, what is there to be curious about?!"

Of course, everyone didn't dare to say this kind of thing, they just yelled in their hearts and let it go.

But since this incident happened and spread, the Immortal Emperor would ask many people to guard him strictly whenever he takes a bath. As for the male immortals with some good looks when they bathe and change their clothes, they are even more vigilant, for fear of corners. There is also a certain white-haired fox hiding in it.

Mentioning this matter, the Immortal Emperor sighed: "Thousands...he is indeed special."

Immortals: "..."

special?Isn't it.

In the world of the heavens, although there are not many gods.

But they all have no desires and no desires, how can they be like nine thousand years old - it's really... It's hard to describe!

Jiang Qing looked at everyone's faces and understood.

Then he said slowly: "Thank you for your reminder, Your Majesty will definitely keep you in mind."

The Immortal Emperor was a little relieved and nodded slightly.Turning to the attendant, "Why hasn't Chitose come?"

The attendant cupped his hands: "Xiaoxian doesn't know either. All the foxes in the world say that Qiantui left early today. As for why he hasn't arrived yet, I don't know why."

The Immortal Emperor thought for a while: "How many guests are still waiting for the banquet?"

The voice of the welcoming fairy envoy came from a distance: "Return to Your Majesty, except for Qiantui, all the fairy capitals have arrived."

The Immortal Emperor was a little surprised, looked up and looked outside the treasure hall, and said in thought: "The banquet is about to begin."

After saying this, Jiang Qing's voice came from next to his ear.Jiang Qing's voice was calm and pleasant, with a touch of doubt: "Is there something wrong?"

The Immortal Emperor returned to his senses and explained to him: "This is the name of Qiansui Dongfu, which he came up with after thinking about it for more than half a year when he went to Qishan in the past. It's a pity that no one has ever been to this 'Beautiful Cave'. "

Jiang Qing said: "Why? Didn't he make many friends, friends spread all over the Five Realms?"

The Immortal Emperor smiled: "That's the case. But, Jiang Qing, have you never heard what he said?"

Jiang Qing was puzzled: "What are you talking about?"

The Immortal Emperor chuckled lightly, and repeated: "If you enter the Heavenly Cave, you are mine. Life is mine, and death is mine. Ah, of course I will cover you. If anyone in the five realms dares to touch you, Ben Chitose must make him unable to eat! Of course, I treat you so well, not only covering you, but also treating you with all my heart, so you have to pay a little bit. My requirements are not high, only Three points! The first point is to treat me sincerely. The second point is to tolerate me. The third...and the last point. This point is the most important. As for why it is important? It is so important that you can do the first two points No, but this must be done, that is - you can be nice to everyone in the world of the heavens, but you must be the most special to me!"

Hearing this, Jiang Qing shook his head.

This fox - no wonder no one has been there, everyone is afraid of him, now that he says this again, who else would dare to go in?

Seeing him shaking his head, the Immortal Emperor also said: "Is that so? I think if Qiantui can remove this passage, there will be a lot of people in his other world, and it won't be just him and his nest of foxes like now."

Jiang Qing lowered his eyes: "Perhaps."

Just as the last word fell, there was a burst of silk and bamboo music in the hall!

All the immortals were taken aback for a moment, and they all looked at the Immortal Emperor at a high place.

The Immortal Emperor was also stunned, and frowned, "What's going on?"

A group of beautiful fairies in Chinese clothes danced lightly into the room, waving their fluttering sleeves and circling around the banquet.

The person is in the front, the sleeves are in the back.The long sleeves passed in front of every guest, and the fragrance was bursting.

This is a gentle and tactful dance with a poignant soundtrack.It is like the snow falling slowly in winter, or the epiphyllum suddenly blooming in the dark night.Quiet beauty, stunning.

The group of immortals had never seen such a dance, nor had they heard such a poignant and lingering tune.Although he didn't know what was going on in his heart, seeing that Emperor Xiandi and Jiangqing didn't express anything, he went to watch the dancing postures of Xian'e with peace of mind.

Xian'e danced so beautifully that everyone was amazed.Immortal Emperor and General Qing who were sitting high were also caught their eyes, and they praised softly.

At the climax of the song, the fairies suddenly gathered together, with their gorgeous long sleeves in the middle, like a budding flower.

The Immortal Emperor was very interested, picked up the fine wine on the table, and took a sip.

However, before he could completely swallow the wine, he immediately choked and coughed a few times!

Not only did he choke, but everyone at the table had complex expressions and coughed one after another.

It turned out that the fairies put their long sleeves together and twirled them three times, then suddenly waved their long sleeves into the air, and thousands of spirit butterflies flew out, like an illusion and a dream!

Among the spirit butterflies, one person appeared.

This person was wearing snow clothes that were too small, and his black silk-like hair poured down behind him like splashes of ink.

His skin is fair and his eyes are brighter than stars.

The facial features are delicate and soft, with a chanting smile.

The most conspicuous thing, apart from his face, are the snow-white pointed round ears on his head, and the big snow-colored tail behind him.

Seeing this, Jiang Qing said in his heart: Oh, it's a fox.

The little fox is wearing a pair of white shoes with a pompom hanging on them. It is cute and playful when walking.

The fairies were still dancing, he took a few steps among them, and bowed to the seat where the fairy emperor was sitting, and a clear and sweet voice came out: "Today is the feast of flat peaches, and I will perform a dance for you all." song."

At the banquet, it was as quiet as a tomb.

Hu'er in the center of the treasure hall has already raised his arm, and the slightly wider white sleeve slid down his arm, revealing his snow-white skin.

It was also when the sleeve slipped off that everyone realized that there was a string of silver bells tied to his right wrist. Accompanied by his movements, the small bells made a crisp sound, which was extremely pleasant.

Jiang Qing watched carefully, but the Immortal Emperor held his forehead.

Sensing his strangeness, Jiang Qing asked doubtfully, "Your Majesty?"

The Immortal Emperor put down his hand on his forehead: "It's nothing. I'm just too surprised." At the end, he slowed down and said, "Do you know who is dancing now?"

Jiang Qing replied truthfully: "I don't know."

The Immortal Emperor looked at the little fox dancing in the banquet, and said quietly: "He is nine thousand years old."

Jiang Qing opened his eyes: "As a god, Chitose dances in front of the guests..."

The Immortal Emperor sighed: "Even you are surprised, it can be seen that he is too reckless. Anyway, if he didn't act recklessly, he wouldn't be nine thousand years old. Since thousand years old is willing to dance, then we are also lucky After all, the song has the Phoenix Emperor, and the dance has a thousand years. A thousand-year-old dance, but even a hundred flowers are shy."

Coincidentally at this time, the immortals retreated one after another, and when the little fox bent over on his back, he found that there was a handsome man in black clothes on the right hand side of this year's immortal emperor.

The person's eyes were extremely dark, and he was looking at himself seriously.

At that moment, the little fox opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth as soon as his brain got hot, and said, "Man, oh no, the minibus snake Ben Chitose has his eyes on you."

Inside the hall, it was extremely quiet again.

Jiang Qing didn't speak, but the immortals couldn't bear it anymore and said in unison: "Thousands! Open your eyes wide, what kind of minibus snake is this? It's the black water snake!"

Nine thousand years old was startled, he stood upright on the spot first, then turned around and looked at Jiang Qing for a long time, finally moved his two ears on his head, and said to him: "Sorry... I just looked at you backwards, I didn't see clearly."

The corners of the lips of all the immortals twitched.

Only Jiang Qing's expression remained unchanged, and he said slowly: "It's nothing."

After hearing what he said, Jiu Qiansui's eyes suddenly lit up, and the next moment he flicked his giant tail and said happily: "You are so kind! I've decided! I'm making you my friend! I'm Qishan Jiuqian, What about you, who are you?"

Jiang Qing was silent for a moment, and spoke six words in a steady voice: "Danqiu Immortal Mansion, Jiang Qing."

The author has something to say: I recommend a new article published at 1:21 on January 19:

"I am the villain"

Ye Qingyou is the worst villain of this era.

He was so bad that people and gods were indignant, and he was so bad that his bones were black.

After killing the head of the sect as he wished, he sat on the throne of the pinnacle of the cultivation world and became a real winner in life.

He, was born again.

……

Ye Qingyou (crazy with her head in her arms): What are you doing?What is this for? !Is it easy to kill all my opponents?Why do it all over again!

The head of the sect who was once killed by him: "Youyou, your health is just right, the doctor said you can't get angry."

Ye Qingyou: "...I have a dirty word, I don't know if I should say it or not."

The head: "If you have anything to say, let's talk about your health. Go to bed now." ('v')

Ye Qingyou: "..." (˙ー˙)

Senior brother, do you know that you actually died a miserable death?Isn't it because I accidentally fell down and somehow blocked an arrow for you, how did you become brilliant?

Don't you think that if you treat me well and treat me brightly, I will soften my heart?

This is unstoppable! ! !

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This is a gentle attack, a story in which it is easy to say a word, and a single action can drive the big villain crazy.

Bad to the bone, big boss suffers VS super good temper, super patient and brilliant attack

Demining:

[-]. Shou super bad, very bad!

[-]. Gong is very gentle and patient

[-]. [-]V[-], Shuangjie

And the text of Jiyou:

"Having a pet is the villain [Transmigration Book]"

Qi Ze never thought that he would die unexpectedly and encounter the day when the system would pass through the book.

Everyone never knew that Mr. Qi, who was evaluated as "gentle as jade", had one of his greatest obsessions - deep fluff control!

At the beginning of Qi Ze's journey, he saw a fluffy, small ball in the depths of the woods, huddled under a tree, trembling in a coma, it was really pitiful and cute.

Teacher Qi's fluffy heart was about to move, and he couldn't help picking up this fluffy. After healed up, he stretched out his claws to rub it every day.

After a few years,

System: The host has sufficient strength, please complete the ultimate task in the Immortal Demon Ceremony in the near future - poisoning the Demon Lord!

Qi Ze: (with emotion) Understood.

And on the other side,

Demon Lord's subordinate: (sincerely) Master, this immortal demon ceremony is related to your status, it is very important, please do participate.

A fluffy: (interrupted with a wrinkled face) Alright, the deity knows.

Fluffy gong × mild and mature shou (gong shou mutual favor)