this fox is a bit silly
Chapter 32 Fox "Attacks" Snake "Receives"
Nine thousand years old hesitated and couldn't answer, Jiang Qing sighed slightly: "Forget it, go back. After you deal with the matter in the cave, we still have to go to Canghai Mountain."
Nine Thousand Years breathed a sigh of relief, even his tail and ears drooped limply, thinking: He is so generous, I must treat him well from now on!
The next morning.
All the foxes in Xiaodongtian huddled together shoulder to shoulder, and said: "Qiantui has an order, let us catch fish to replenish the body of Lord Jiangqing."
Yihu had a sharp mouth and tilted his head slightly: "Then, shall we catch carp or grass carp?"
Another fox said: "Grass carp has many spines, so carp is not good to eat."
"Then catch what?"
The fox who rejected the first two kinds of fish thought for a while: "Why don't we catch loaches and eels."
Youhu squinted: "Are they fish?"
The vixen who proposed stood up, with his claws on his hips: "Why not? Everything swimming in the water is a fish in my eyes!"
All the foxes were silent for a while, and then said: "That makes sense. Except for frogs and shells, everything else in the water seems to be fish. Well, that's fine. Your team is going to catch loaches and eels. Those who are stronger will go to the market to buy condiments."
After a simple division of labor, the foxes spread out.
An hour later, the morning sun rose, and Jiang Qing lay alone on the stone bed.Sudden!A burst of explosion shook the entire cave, and a lot of gravel fell from it. Jiang Qing also sat up straight like a carp: "What's going on?"
After a long silence, a small flame was ignited on one of its tails, and the little fox, which had obviously been bombarded so that it didn't know where to go, swayed in drunk. Guohui's claws weakly reported: "Responding to Mr. Jiangqing's words, Chitose is frying loach!"
After speaking, the four little paws softened, and he fell face down on the bedding and his body twitched slightly.
Jiang Qing reached out to pinch the small flame on its tail, thinking carefully whether it meant "bombing" for frying or "bombing" for bombing.Although these two words are the same word, but the meanings are very different...
Getting out of bed worriedly, I didn't see a single fox along the way, looking for the smoky black smoke, Jiang Qing finally saw a fox at a corner that was blackened by the smoke, only a pair of bright eyes remained. The fox flicked its tail and ran over, yelling like a ghost: "It's not good, it's not good, Lord Jiangqing was woken up by the bomb! Thousand years old! Lord Jiangqing is here!"
As soon as this sound came out, there was a sound of clashing pots and pans, as if the mess inside was frantically tidying up.
Jiang Qing took a step towards that place, when he heard Jiu Qiansui's voice coming from inside, he yelled: "Dodge! Everyone dodge! Another pot is going to explode again!!!"
There was a moment of silence inside, and then there was a bigger movement: "Hide under the bowl! No, no, no, you are too big, this bowl can't hold you!"
"Hey, that's right, it's you, hurry up and hide under this basin with me!"
"My god, hurry up, the fox who hasn't found a hiding place, it's smoking! It's smoking!"
Jiang Qing stayed outside for a while, and walked over quickly decisively. The moment he stepped into the cave, there was a loud "bang!" inside, shaking the cave again!
A lot of gravel was shaken off the roof of the cave, Jiangqing raised his hand to cover it and saw a fox with a smoking tail flying straight towards him, he was so frightened that he quickly caught it.
After being caught by him, the fox was still dizzy, raised a paw with difficulty, and said loudly: "Report to Mr. General, everything is normal here!" The little paw raised at the end suddenly fell down.
General: "..."
Scanning the cave silently, he found that the situation was extremely dire.
However, after scanning for a long time, there was no sign of Nine Thousand Years Old.
Just when he was wondering where he was hiding, several foxes flew from the basket to a bowl that was spinning at high speed. The bowl was spinning so fast that no one dared to touch it directly with their paws, so they had to follow the bowl. : "Thousands! Thousands!"
Before Jiang Qing could react, the bowl turned and turned, and suddenly threw out a big black tail. The big tail followed the movement of the bowl and swung around several times. One white and one black, two furry hind legs came out of the bowl. The side was exposed, and after a few quick turns, a bulging black and white belly was also exposed.Jiang Qing didn't even think about it, put down the fox in his hand, and took two steps forward to hold down the high-speed spinning bowl.
The "black and white" little fox inside was finally rescued, staggered out of the bowl, took only two steps and fell over.
All the foxes gathered around and said worriedly, "Chitose! Chitose, are you alright?"
Nine thousand years old, the whole world is spinning, raising his hairy head with painstaking efforts and shaking it in the air.
Jiang Qing held him in both hands, and called out, "Qiantui, it's okay..."
Nine thousand years old laughed foolishly, his head was still spinning: "No, it doesn't matter. Just don't spin it every day, if you spin it again, I'm going to throw up."
General: "..."
All the foxes: "..."
After a long time, the sun rose, and Jiangqing rolled up his sleeves and trousers by the river, washing a fox expressionlessly with soap horns in his hand.
Behind him, on a huge animal hide, several washed foxes were basking in the sun and huddled together shivering to keep each other warm.
In front of him, a group of dirty foxes were swimming in the river, and every time the water flowed past them, a lot of black would always come out.
Nine Thousand Years has also been washed, and is squatting high on a stone like baking pancakes.While roasting, he looked at Jiang Qing.Jiang Qing was obviously expressionless, but Jiu Qiantui could tell that he was very excited.
Look at the foxes of all colors swimming in the river like dumplings, Jiu Qiansui looks at himself, then looks at Jiangqing, and finally lays on his back on the stone to dry his belly: he likes fur so much, otherwise, I Sacrifice to make him happy?
Anyway, loach is absolutely inedible...
This matter came to an end, and time flew by between Jiu Qiansui's daily management of the cave and thinking about what would make Jiang Qing happy.
In a blink of an eye, winter goes to spring.
When the world took off its silver clothes and put on colorful new clothes, Jiu Qiansui and Jiang Qing bid farewell to the many foxes in Xiaodongtian for a while, and embarked on the road to Canghai Mountain.
At this time, Jiang Qing and Jiu Qiansui were flying in the air. When looking down, they could see the little cave that Jiu Qiansui was reluctant to part with, and the Jiuhua Village under Jiuhua Mountain.
Seeing the old flower village, Jiu Qiansui paused faintly, and said to Jiang Qing: "I think, I want to go down and have a look."
Jiang Qingdao stared at him: "Yes."
Afterwards, the two quietly landed in an inconspicuous place in Jiuhua Mountain.
It was spring, and people were busy again, feeding chickens and sheep.Among them, Jiuqian saw many familiar people.
"Ma'am," a powerful female voice rang out, grabbing Jiu Qiansui's attention. The woman was dressed in sackcloth and looked quite elegant.She took the needle and thread from an old woman and said with a smile, "This kind of thing hurts the eyes, let us young people do it."
The old lady squinted her eyes and grinned: "Qiulan, you said you are actually pretty good, why are you always so vicious on weekdays? You see that you are not too young, so you will scare away our village and other villages by doing so. Proposing young man."
Dong Qiulan straightened the thread and said nonchalantly, "What's the matter, I have my younger brother, so I don't care for any broken men."
The old woman sighed a few times, and then asked again: "Hey, speaking of your brother, I saw him bring a large group of young men from our village into Jiyang City, what did he do?"
Dong Qiulan looked around, stopped what she was doing, and whispered: "A few months ago, my stupid brother lost money in a casino, and the casino came to the door and said that if he couldn't get the money, he would kill him, or take me away. Debt repayment. My brother didn’t want to, so he cheated Chitose. Don’t you all know about this? He cheated twice in total. Once he used it to pay off the debt, and I didn’t touch a cent of the money he cheated the other time. We The village is poor, and plowing land in spring every year makes people suffer. Not long ago, he took some money and called a few people to go to the city to find some cows. Let's get two big cows and a cow first, so that there are no young men in the family for the time being. After the cow has given birth to a calf, we will divide it later.”
The old lady said "Willing", and said: "It doesn't take so many people to buy cattle. I think they are still driving the cart."
Dong Qiulan pulled the thread in her hand a few times: "Didn't Mrs. Zhang live in a thatched cottage? They drove the car this time to load wood. When the wood came, young people from our village would come over in batches to make a mess of her house. Change your house, otherwise you will get sick sooner or later if you live like that."
Jiang Qing was still listening intently, Jiu Qiantui was ready to leave.
Jiang Qing looked at his expression and said, "It's all right."
Jiuqian glanced at the back: "It's been fine for a long time." After a short pause, he continued: "Actually, from the very beginning, I was never really angry with them... no, I was angry, but that's all." For a while."
A look of relief appeared in Jiangqing's eyes.
Jiu Qiansui sighed, and said happily: "Before I leave, I want to take another look at Jiyang City, and by the way, go to the Taoist temple where Yu Wei went to offer incense sticks."
Jiang Qing said: "You are a god, what do you do with incense?"
Jiu Qiansui said: "What's the matter with gods, gods can also believe in others."
Jiang Qing's hand suddenly bent.
It was a coincidence that the two of them flew along the road of Jiyang City. As soon as Jiu Qiantui looked down, he saw a large group of young men driving three cows and pulling several carts of wood towards Jiuhua Village.
The man who walked in the front was tall and mighty, and he thought to another man behind his back: "Really, you can fall into such a big hole, and I really admire you."
The man on his back smiled embarrassedly: "Da Zhou, thank you."
Dong Dazhou said: "If you want to thank me, let my sister go to your house for dinner today. I heard that your house is making dumplings today."
One person said, "Why don't you go to Dazhou?"
Dong Dazhou smiled: "If I go, whoever can eat a mouthful of dumplings will be considered a loser!"
Everyone laughed.
Looking at them, Nine Thousand Years felt quite enlightened: "Tiantian, you see, people have two sides. Bad people are not always bad people, and good people are not always good people."
Jiang Qing nodded: "Not bad."
Jiu Qiansui said again: "To be honest, I'm actually very glad that I met you, otherwise I would still be ignorant and causing trouble in the fairy world."
Jiang Qing said: "Qiantui's intention is good, but the method is wrong."
Jiuqian said: "Then what is wrong with me from now on, please point it out."
Jiang Qing's face softened a bit: "Yes."
With him like this, Nine Thousand Years couldn't help but say, "Tian Tian..."
The place passing by suddenly became noisy, and one person said: "Little bastard! Show grandpa the broken flower pot in your hand!"
Another person said: "Hey, this idiot is a lunatic, even if you tell him he can't understand!"
"Tsk tsk, after five generations of upright officials in Jiyang City, they beat people with jealousy and even stole their things. Do you think you have disgraced your ancestors too much? Hey, I suddenly have an idea, you say this little bastard is now Becoming a Huazi, or a crazy beggar, could it be that his ancestors felt ashamed and made him like this?"
"Hahahaha! Makes sense, makes sense!"
"I'm going! Let me go, you little bastard. I can't even take a look at this broken flower pot you've been holding for 15 years? Let go! If you don't let go of your mother, be careful, I'll beat you to death today... Ouch! Bastard, How dare you bite me, I will let you die here now!!!"
The author has something to say: I'm sorry, I thought I set the time today, but it turned out that it was set but it was not set correctly [Second Kneeling and Trembling]
Notice: From the 14th, it will be updated on time at 10:30 every night~
Nine Thousand Years breathed a sigh of relief, even his tail and ears drooped limply, thinking: He is so generous, I must treat him well from now on!
The next morning.
All the foxes in Xiaodongtian huddled together shoulder to shoulder, and said: "Qiantui has an order, let us catch fish to replenish the body of Lord Jiangqing."
Yihu had a sharp mouth and tilted his head slightly: "Then, shall we catch carp or grass carp?"
Another fox said: "Grass carp has many spines, so carp is not good to eat."
"Then catch what?"
The fox who rejected the first two kinds of fish thought for a while: "Why don't we catch loaches and eels."
Youhu squinted: "Are they fish?"
The vixen who proposed stood up, with his claws on his hips: "Why not? Everything swimming in the water is a fish in my eyes!"
All the foxes were silent for a while, and then said: "That makes sense. Except for frogs and shells, everything else in the water seems to be fish. Well, that's fine. Your team is going to catch loaches and eels. Those who are stronger will go to the market to buy condiments."
After a simple division of labor, the foxes spread out.
An hour later, the morning sun rose, and Jiang Qing lay alone on the stone bed.Sudden!A burst of explosion shook the entire cave, and a lot of gravel fell from it. Jiang Qing also sat up straight like a carp: "What's going on?"
After a long silence, a small flame was ignited on one of its tails, and the little fox, which had obviously been bombarded so that it didn't know where to go, swayed in drunk. Guohui's claws weakly reported: "Responding to Mr. Jiangqing's words, Chitose is frying loach!"
After speaking, the four little paws softened, and he fell face down on the bedding and his body twitched slightly.
Jiang Qing reached out to pinch the small flame on its tail, thinking carefully whether it meant "bombing" for frying or "bombing" for bombing.Although these two words are the same word, but the meanings are very different...
Getting out of bed worriedly, I didn't see a single fox along the way, looking for the smoky black smoke, Jiang Qing finally saw a fox at a corner that was blackened by the smoke, only a pair of bright eyes remained. The fox flicked its tail and ran over, yelling like a ghost: "It's not good, it's not good, Lord Jiangqing was woken up by the bomb! Thousand years old! Lord Jiangqing is here!"
As soon as this sound came out, there was a sound of clashing pots and pans, as if the mess inside was frantically tidying up.
Jiang Qing took a step towards that place, when he heard Jiu Qiansui's voice coming from inside, he yelled: "Dodge! Everyone dodge! Another pot is going to explode again!!!"
There was a moment of silence inside, and then there was a bigger movement: "Hide under the bowl! No, no, no, you are too big, this bowl can't hold you!"
"Hey, that's right, it's you, hurry up and hide under this basin with me!"
"My god, hurry up, the fox who hasn't found a hiding place, it's smoking! It's smoking!"
Jiang Qing stayed outside for a while, and walked over quickly decisively. The moment he stepped into the cave, there was a loud "bang!" inside, shaking the cave again!
A lot of gravel was shaken off the roof of the cave, Jiangqing raised his hand to cover it and saw a fox with a smoking tail flying straight towards him, he was so frightened that he quickly caught it.
After being caught by him, the fox was still dizzy, raised a paw with difficulty, and said loudly: "Report to Mr. General, everything is normal here!" The little paw raised at the end suddenly fell down.
General: "..."
Scanning the cave silently, he found that the situation was extremely dire.
However, after scanning for a long time, there was no sign of Nine Thousand Years Old.
Just when he was wondering where he was hiding, several foxes flew from the basket to a bowl that was spinning at high speed. The bowl was spinning so fast that no one dared to touch it directly with their paws, so they had to follow the bowl. : "Thousands! Thousands!"
Before Jiang Qing could react, the bowl turned and turned, and suddenly threw out a big black tail. The big tail followed the movement of the bowl and swung around several times. One white and one black, two furry hind legs came out of the bowl. The side was exposed, and after a few quick turns, a bulging black and white belly was also exposed.Jiang Qing didn't even think about it, put down the fox in his hand, and took two steps forward to hold down the high-speed spinning bowl.
The "black and white" little fox inside was finally rescued, staggered out of the bowl, took only two steps and fell over.
All the foxes gathered around and said worriedly, "Chitose! Chitose, are you alright?"
Nine thousand years old, the whole world is spinning, raising his hairy head with painstaking efforts and shaking it in the air.
Jiang Qing held him in both hands, and called out, "Qiantui, it's okay..."
Nine thousand years old laughed foolishly, his head was still spinning: "No, it doesn't matter. Just don't spin it every day, if you spin it again, I'm going to throw up."
General: "..."
All the foxes: "..."
After a long time, the sun rose, and Jiangqing rolled up his sleeves and trousers by the river, washing a fox expressionlessly with soap horns in his hand.
Behind him, on a huge animal hide, several washed foxes were basking in the sun and huddled together shivering to keep each other warm.
In front of him, a group of dirty foxes were swimming in the river, and every time the water flowed past them, a lot of black would always come out.
Nine Thousand Years has also been washed, and is squatting high on a stone like baking pancakes.While roasting, he looked at Jiang Qing.Jiang Qing was obviously expressionless, but Jiu Qiantui could tell that he was very excited.
Look at the foxes of all colors swimming in the river like dumplings, Jiu Qiansui looks at himself, then looks at Jiangqing, and finally lays on his back on the stone to dry his belly: he likes fur so much, otherwise, I Sacrifice to make him happy?
Anyway, loach is absolutely inedible...
This matter came to an end, and time flew by between Jiu Qiansui's daily management of the cave and thinking about what would make Jiang Qing happy.
In a blink of an eye, winter goes to spring.
When the world took off its silver clothes and put on colorful new clothes, Jiu Qiansui and Jiang Qing bid farewell to the many foxes in Xiaodongtian for a while, and embarked on the road to Canghai Mountain.
At this time, Jiang Qing and Jiu Qiansui were flying in the air. When looking down, they could see the little cave that Jiu Qiansui was reluctant to part with, and the Jiuhua Village under Jiuhua Mountain.
Seeing the old flower village, Jiu Qiansui paused faintly, and said to Jiang Qing: "I think, I want to go down and have a look."
Jiang Qingdao stared at him: "Yes."
Afterwards, the two quietly landed in an inconspicuous place in Jiuhua Mountain.
It was spring, and people were busy again, feeding chickens and sheep.Among them, Jiuqian saw many familiar people.
"Ma'am," a powerful female voice rang out, grabbing Jiu Qiansui's attention. The woman was dressed in sackcloth and looked quite elegant.She took the needle and thread from an old woman and said with a smile, "This kind of thing hurts the eyes, let us young people do it."
The old lady squinted her eyes and grinned: "Qiulan, you said you are actually pretty good, why are you always so vicious on weekdays? You see that you are not too young, so you will scare away our village and other villages by doing so. Proposing young man."
Dong Qiulan straightened the thread and said nonchalantly, "What's the matter, I have my younger brother, so I don't care for any broken men."
The old woman sighed a few times, and then asked again: "Hey, speaking of your brother, I saw him bring a large group of young men from our village into Jiyang City, what did he do?"
Dong Qiulan looked around, stopped what she was doing, and whispered: "A few months ago, my stupid brother lost money in a casino, and the casino came to the door and said that if he couldn't get the money, he would kill him, or take me away. Debt repayment. My brother didn’t want to, so he cheated Chitose. Don’t you all know about this? He cheated twice in total. Once he used it to pay off the debt, and I didn’t touch a cent of the money he cheated the other time. We The village is poor, and plowing land in spring every year makes people suffer. Not long ago, he took some money and called a few people to go to the city to find some cows. Let's get two big cows and a cow first, so that there are no young men in the family for the time being. After the cow has given birth to a calf, we will divide it later.”
The old lady said "Willing", and said: "It doesn't take so many people to buy cattle. I think they are still driving the cart."
Dong Qiulan pulled the thread in her hand a few times: "Didn't Mrs. Zhang live in a thatched cottage? They drove the car this time to load wood. When the wood came, young people from our village would come over in batches to make a mess of her house. Change your house, otherwise you will get sick sooner or later if you live like that."
Jiang Qing was still listening intently, Jiu Qiantui was ready to leave.
Jiang Qing looked at his expression and said, "It's all right."
Jiuqian glanced at the back: "It's been fine for a long time." After a short pause, he continued: "Actually, from the very beginning, I was never really angry with them... no, I was angry, but that's all." For a while."
A look of relief appeared in Jiangqing's eyes.
Jiu Qiansui sighed, and said happily: "Before I leave, I want to take another look at Jiyang City, and by the way, go to the Taoist temple where Yu Wei went to offer incense sticks."
Jiang Qing said: "You are a god, what do you do with incense?"
Jiu Qiansui said: "What's the matter with gods, gods can also believe in others."
Jiang Qing's hand suddenly bent.
It was a coincidence that the two of them flew along the road of Jiyang City. As soon as Jiu Qiantui looked down, he saw a large group of young men driving three cows and pulling several carts of wood towards Jiuhua Village.
The man who walked in the front was tall and mighty, and he thought to another man behind his back: "Really, you can fall into such a big hole, and I really admire you."
The man on his back smiled embarrassedly: "Da Zhou, thank you."
Dong Dazhou said: "If you want to thank me, let my sister go to your house for dinner today. I heard that your house is making dumplings today."
One person said, "Why don't you go to Dazhou?"
Dong Dazhou smiled: "If I go, whoever can eat a mouthful of dumplings will be considered a loser!"
Everyone laughed.
Looking at them, Nine Thousand Years felt quite enlightened: "Tiantian, you see, people have two sides. Bad people are not always bad people, and good people are not always good people."
Jiang Qing nodded: "Not bad."
Jiu Qiansui said again: "To be honest, I'm actually very glad that I met you, otherwise I would still be ignorant and causing trouble in the fairy world."
Jiang Qing said: "Qiantui's intention is good, but the method is wrong."
Jiuqian said: "Then what is wrong with me from now on, please point it out."
Jiang Qing's face softened a bit: "Yes."
With him like this, Nine Thousand Years couldn't help but say, "Tian Tian..."
The place passing by suddenly became noisy, and one person said: "Little bastard! Show grandpa the broken flower pot in your hand!"
Another person said: "Hey, this idiot is a lunatic, even if you tell him he can't understand!"
"Tsk tsk, after five generations of upright officials in Jiyang City, they beat people with jealousy and even stole their things. Do you think you have disgraced your ancestors too much? Hey, I suddenly have an idea, you say this little bastard is now Becoming a Huazi, or a crazy beggar, could it be that his ancestors felt ashamed and made him like this?"
"Hahahaha! Makes sense, makes sense!"
"I'm going! Let me go, you little bastard. I can't even take a look at this broken flower pot you've been holding for 15 years? Let go! If you don't let go of your mother, be careful, I'll beat you to death today... Ouch! Bastard, How dare you bite me, I will let you die here now!!!"
The author has something to say: I'm sorry, I thought I set the time today, but it turned out that it was set but it was not set correctly [Second Kneeling and Trembling]
Notice: From the 14th, it will be updated on time at 10:30 every night~
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