Strange Tale

Uh──Where is this?so dark...

Si Ren rubbed his drowsy head and sat up, feeling a big bump on his forehead.

Oh, right!Dragon Nine!

Drilling out of the wine cellar, Si Ren found that it was already daylight.

It turned out that he was knocked out after falling last night, and then fell asleep with the help of alcohol.

This drink is so strong.Si Ren still felt weak under his feet as he walked back.

As he walked, he remembered what happened yesterday: God!What did I do?Drunken sex?Am I fascinated by a monster?No, never!But...why think of last night's scene, not only do not feel disgusted, but also a little excited?Ah -- my God!I like a monster!He's still a monster who doesn't know the details and doesn't even belong to his own body!

So what do I really like is the body?Or soul?It shouldn't be the body. I have been to so many places over the years, and there are many men and women who catch my eyes... soul?no? !A monster with nine heads... It seems that you can't tell the male from the female? !Is this... a little eccentric?So... it must still be the flesh.Well, that's right, it's the flesh, it's what he looks like.But...but...that looks like a man!I didn't have such a hobby before!

……

The more Si Ren thought about it, the more desperate he became, and before he knew it, he had already arrived in front of the Buji Pavilion.

Alas──I don't know where that guy went.Why run?Really.I won't do anything to him!It also caused me to have such a big bag on my head... I will always be blamed... Si Ban complained in his heart, and stretched out his hand to open the door.

The room is very quiet, but the seats and benches in the outer hall have left their original positions and turned over on the ground, and the copper coins used to earn money have also been scattered all over the floor.Si Yan carefully stepped over the things on the floor and walked to the door of the inner room, took a deep breath, then raised his hand and pushed.

The door was opened a crack, but it was still silent.

Si Ren poked his head in, and the scene in front of him was a bit unreal: Yechang almost took up the whole bed, Qilin rested on Yechang's arm, and Huan'er lay on Yechang's stomach.Huan'er's two buns turned into six or seven braids that were messily tied on his head, while Qilin's ponytail, which was originally tied on the back of his head like Si Ren, turned into two buns.As for Ye Chang, her hair hasn't changed much, but her face has been completely painted.Beards, scars and dark circles under the eyes are not counted, and the word "King" is written on the center of the eyebrows.

But at this time, a ray of golden light from the morning sun shot into the room and shone on the three sleeping soundly. Si Ren felt that the picture was harmonious and warm.

But what the hell happened last night? !Si Ren looked around, looking at the clothes, quilts and torn curtains that had been thrown all over the floor, he couldn't help feeling like he wanted to explode.

Si Ren walked over to pat Ye Chang's leg.He often opened his eyes and instinctively touched his waist with his free hand.

"It's me." Si Ren pressed his hand in time.

He often rubbed his eyes, pulled out the arm under Qilin's head and sat up again to hold the ring on his stomach, "Didn't you say you'd be back soon?"

"Uh, I've been delayed by something..."

"Where is our general?"

"I don't know, probably go back to the General's Mansion."

He often stood up and handed Huan'er into Si Ren's arms before going out.

"that……"

"what happened?"

"You better wash your face before going back."

I often touched my face, "Ah, I almost forgot."

He often bends over to wash his face, and Si Ban stands beside Huan'er, who is still sleeping soundly on his shoulder.

"Also an adult."

"Ok?"

"Um……"

Also Chang Pululu washed twice and turned to face, "Speak directly."

"I... probably know something about Long Chen..."

Yechang stood up straight suddenly, the black water on his face dripped onto his white collar, "What do you want to say?"

Huan'er moved, and Si Ren clapped his hands, "Well... Although it looks the same, Jiu is not Chen. I think he would be happier if you didn't always treat him as someone who is not him .”

He would often pick up his clothes and wipe his face twice, "Hmph, you've only known him for a few days? What should I do, it's not your turn to tell me what to do here."

After speaking, he often strode past Si Ren, opened the door and left without looking back.

Huan'er suddenly raised her head, "Uncle...your leg..."

Si Ren thought to himself, isn't this enough?Quickly patted her again, "Huan'er, go on sleeping."

A month passed in a blink of an eye, and after another full moon, Long Jiu's gun team sealed off the city and searched every house.But it is estimated that there is no result, because after waiting for several days in a row, Si Ren did not hear any changes in the general's mansion.

It's raining this day.Si Ren discovered that since the arrival of Dragon Nine, it has been raining frequently in Yancheng, which used to be seldom rainy and windy.And often it doesn't rain, and it will rain heavily.

Since separating from Long Jiu in the wine cellar, Si Ren has not seen him again.It's not that Si Ren doesn't want to see him, it's that there are really no opportunities and excuses.And it was obvious that Long Jiu escaped first that day, after Si Ren regretted his recklessness, he began to worry whether Long Jiu would start to hate him.

Leaning against the door frame and looking at the rain curtain, Si Ren let out a long sigh.

"Although it's raining and there are few customers, what if there's something urgent at home? It's a big deal when you come to the door. Can't you be more dedicated?" Qi Lin threw Si Ren's wig and beard on the table.

"Can't you be more professional?" Huan'er imitated Qilin by picking up his beard and throwing it away again.

Recently, Si Ren felt that there was no point in doing anything, the old man was too lazy to dress up, and he was absent-minded when guests came.Fortunately, the remuneration given by Long Jiu was relatively generous. After Si Ren bought new furniture and bicycles, there was still a lot left, so it would not be a problem for him to spend the first half of the year like this.But Qilin couldn't bear his playful nature.

"It's not that there is no money, no one will come in this unlucky weather." Si Ren twisted his body and leaned there still looking dead.

Qilin couldn't take it anymore and finally got angry.He grabbed the wig and threw it on Si Ren's back, "You can't understand what I'm saying?! It's this kind of weather that makes big deals come!"

"It's this kind of weather that makes big deals come to our door!" Huan'er threw out his beard as well.

"Huan'er, don't talk like me!"

"Huan'er, don't talk like me!"

Si Rentou didn't even bother to turn around, "There aren't even ghosts on the street, so there's no big deal here."

"I said, are you enough?! What's going on during this time?! You have a stinky face every day, what's wrong with you?!"

"What's wrong with you?!"

"Han'er!"

"Han'er!"

……

Before Si Ren could figure out how to answer, Qilin and Huan'er had already fought together again.

The rain stopped and the sun came out.

Si Ren picked up Huan'er, pulled the unicorn whose tail was about to be pulled out of her hand, and put it on the table, "Huan'er, it's just rained outside and it's cool. I'll take you to try it a few days ago. The clothes made in Qianjinfang, let's see if they are ready."

The unicorn turned into a human form, "Just spoil her! See how unruly she is?!"

"She is only six years old." Si Ren said.

"It's six and a half years old." Huan'er corrected.

"Well, six and a half years old. Let's go, let's try on clothes." Si Ren looked at Qilin's butt as he spoke, "Is the tail okay? Are you going?"

"No." Qilin jumped from the table to the floor angrily, "I'll go to Father Martin's, and the nuns and sisters there all like me, unlike you, who only know how to pamper fat wax gourds."

"Ugh—" Huan'er opened one eye and stuck out her tongue to make a face at Qilin.

Si Ren patted her hand off, "Girls, don't make funny faces."

"Rest today." Si Ren read out the sign hanging on the door of Qianjinfang, "It's all right, what are you doing for rest?"

Huan'er pouted, "I can't try new clothes?"

"Well, let's come back tomorrow."

Huan'er didn't give up, she took two steps back and leaned against the door, "Wait, there might be someone in a while."

Si Ren was helpless, turned his head and looked around, "How about I take you to another house to have a look. If you find something that you can wear, just buy it?"

"Okay!" Huan'er happily jumped to Si Ren's legs.

As the street was almost over, Si Ren felt more and more strange: Why are there so many shops with signs of rest and closure?

After failing to enter several tailor shops and cloth shops, Huan'er was depressed when suddenly she saw a foreign clothes shop.

Dump thump ran to the glass window, Huan'er pressed Yuanyuan's face against it.

"Xiao Ren! Xiao Ren!" She stretched her hand behind her back and summoned Si Ren vigorously.

Huan'er didn't know when she began to imitate Qilin and Si Ren as Xiaoren.Si Ren thought it was good, and didn't ask her to correct it, so she just kept yelling like this.

Walking behind Huan'er, Si Ren put his hands on top of her head and looked inside.

In the window, there are two wooden figures, one large and one small, in women's dresses.The smaller one was about the same height as Huan'er, and the small foreign skirts on it were very beautifully layered.

Si Ren glanced at the price tag standing on the ground, his heart skipped a beat, and he almost fell out of breath.

After buying the bicycle a few days ago, Si Ren originally wanted to bite the bullet and buy a record player.But when he went to the largest grocery store in Yancheng and inquired, the price of a record player was almost as high as the one-month rent of Buji House.In the end, Si Ren reluctantly gave up his love and did not buy it.

However, the little foreign dress that Si Ren saw now was the price of a record player!

"Huan'er, wait for your Brother Si Bing to meet a rich man like Brother Jiutou one day, and I will make a fortune teller. The main reason for the rich man is that he is as stupid as Brother Jiutou and gave me so much money. I'll take you to this store to make clothes."

At this time, Si Ren heard the sound of brakes behind him, and thought to himself: Maybe it's a rich lady from some family, I'd better stop embarrassing myself here.

He took Huan'er's hand, "Come on, I'll take you to dinner."

"No!" Huan'er lowered her brows and squatted down at the corners of her eyes, "I really like that dress, Xiao Ren bought it for me."

"Huan'er, I'll buy you a sugar figurine. We don't wear Western skirts. They are worn by children with yellow hair and blue eyes. Middle-earth children don't look good in them."

Huan'er's tears were about to come out, "Xiao Ren...do you want to buy it for Huan'er..."

"I buy for you."

A familiar voice came to his ears, and Si Ren felt his head congest instantly.Huan'er turned around, "Brother Jiutou!"