prince meets king

"...I guess I want to take some illegitimate photos first, and pass me a list of people who are good enough to roll toilet paper." Gu Donglin wiped the DSLR at the bottom of the box, "But there is some truth to it, this kind of There is no harm in having a few friends. Big stars, all kinds of social capital."

After finishing speaking, he muttered: It would be fine if he didn't drive that Veyron.

"Brady Dragon?" Yan Runyu showed the classic expression in "Scream".

"Brady Veyron!" Sun Han fell off the computer chair.

Gu Zhe sighed.

After being shocked, Yan Runyu scolded angrily: "It's really shameful! It's so devoid of public morality! The city is so congested all day... like some kind of special congested thing, and he actually drives a Brady! It's good to be rubbed and touched. Several million, he is here to claim his life!"

Gu Zhe snorted, "When it stops there... I also think it is very sexy. But women will think that the man who drives it for a ride is very sexy. The sexy thing is obviously that it is not him. And for the sake of social harmony, we should restrain ourselves The desire to drive it out of the garage—so burn the gas."

The two were silent for a while, and then lamented how fucking envious and jealous.

Sun Han managed to get back on the computer chair, and slowly turned around, "Gu Zhe, you're actually not bad...why don't your girls think you're sexy?"

"Women don't think the offer from the United Nations is sexy. Serving tea and water to the entertainment company and taking a look at the man driving the Brady Veyron from a distance, that's sexy."

"Incisive." Sun Han paused, "... Gu Zhe, you have received an offer from the United Nations! I didn't even know that!"

"...you took it yourself."

Gu Donglin wiped the camera absently, "But that's fine. Since she warned me to integrate into society six years ago, I have changed a hundred or eighty odd jobs. It's not bad to go to the entertainment industry. Pursue a poetic dwelling. At least it's better than harvesting wheat. I don't want to farm any more in my life, really."

Sun Han poked Yan Runyu pitifully: "Gu Zhe has been tortured to the point of nihilism...and he talks inconsequentially."

Yan Runyu snorted, "I never thought you'd be working with data all day long, and also know about nihilism!"

At this moment, there was a hasty knock on the door outside.Yan Runyu, wretched and wretched, skipped over to open the door, making people nervous whether he would suddenly fall apart.After opening the door, he said "Yeah": "Old Zhang! What's wrong with you, Old Zhang? You were also repaired?!"

Old Zhang supported the door frame with one hand and the wine bottle with the other: "I'm going to die."

The three people in the room were startled at the same time, thinking what the hell is going on, they have run into ghosts after walking too much at night, they are always trying to get people out of the prison, and one day something will happen.

"I suddenly discovered... I seem to like men."

Yan Runyu held the doorknob, and screamed again nervously: "And then?! Did you fish someone out or get him in!"

Lao Zhang glanced at him suspiciously: "What?" Then he lowered his head and pondered for a while, "It has something to do with fishing...but it's not a big deal. It's a long story...mainly because I like men."

The three people in the room breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"But isn't it serious enough? Mao suddenly changed his sexual orientation at the age of 30!" Lao Zhang went into a rage while holding the door frame. "Gu Zhe! Where is Gu Zhean?!"

Gu Donglin put down the DSLR, grabbed the chopsticks, and put it on his neck extremely steadfastly and leisurely: "Don't come here, I'll show you to death if you come here. I swear to the death to protect Mrs. Gu's private property, and I will never pay for your moral depravity. Profitable people who take advantage of legal loopholes!"

"Who dares to think of you! Do you think life is too long!" Lao Zhang knelt down and knelt down, "I am at a fork in my life, and I need the guidance and protection of the King of Philosophy!"

Gu Donglin buried himself in the sofa in a grand manner: "Major premise, there are all kinds of birds in the forest. Minor premise, you happen to be that crop. Conclusion, fly freely."

Lao Zhang covered his face: "Gu Zhe has recently been exposed to the mass media, and he has been treated as unprofessional and unprofessional."

"Plato's "Banquet", go." Gu Zhe rubbed his head compassionately. "About the discussion that real people have four legs and four hands. After being split in half by lightning, they are always looking for the other half. The conclusion is that those who like men are pure men. We are all half-male and female. If it is not enough, then Plus Freud's "Civilization and Its Defects", the evil and rude social rules block your libido, ignore it, and be your noble barbarian, just find a scumbag and a pure man Go shoot!"

"... King Zhe, you are so salty."

"Yeah, extinguish, extinguish."

Yan Runyu added: "When you have sex, you only need to transform the excretory hole into a cloaca. And that is defined by function. You don't have to do anything at all, just find a man and lie down. Hehe."

Lao Zhang said that he would rather find a man to lie down on.Yan Runyu praised, that even the problem of hole is gone.

"...Actually, I think...there is no future for being gay." Sun Han raised his glasses. "real."

Lao Zhang looked distressed, "That's why I need you to give me a reason for the foundation. In theory and practice, it is supported by data, and it is better to have a case."

"Is there not enough vents?" Yan Runyu stretched his neck, looking around. "I know a story like this... The Spartans were very good at war, the best in the world, because they were all gay. Then they were defeated by Alexander, because Alexander was a gay. So awesome, they are all gay , only gays can defeat gays."

"...It's really unreliable to be gay!" Sun Han put on his glasses, "It's better to be a lesbian! Women are God's default configuration. No matter what they do, they will be XX, and their blood is extremely pure. But it’s not good for men and men, not to mention XX, XY, and possibly YY offspring. What is that? Super pure male?” Sun Han shook his head, “Old Zhang, from the perspective of probability theory, it’s impossible to engage in genetics. It's unreliable."

"YY," Gu Donglin chuckled, "YY."

"Family or something, is there a solution?" Lao Zhang asked, "Will the family be unstable? Children or something."

Yan Runyu pondered for a while: "Children... When children are young, they stuff milk into one end and clean up the other end... When they grow up, they will take care of the two ends themselves. It's very convenient."

"Thank you. After hearing what you said, I really don't want a child anymore."

"There are social surveys on homosexuality in the database of the University of Michigan over the years. Do you want the URL?" Sun Han raised his glasses, "Or do you want to talk to... Mr. Lin?"

Lao Zhang's eyes lit up, and he even called him a good brother.

Mr. Lin is a township-level figure in Sun Han's community. He has been working on sex studies for more than 3 years. He holds all the quotations of prostitution dens in the city and realizes dynamic tracking.Those who do this business are basically old Lin's confidantes. It is a legend that this old man can gain people's trust and steal information within [-] minutes.

Accompanied by Sun Han, Lao Zhang successfully visited Mr. Lin. Sun Han relayed the conversation between the two, saying that he was like a newborn baby who had just been tutored by a vampire elder relative.Lao Zhang regained his new life and strongly urged to go to the GAY bar tomorrow.The four of them made a decision and went to sleep separately.

It's late at night, and I can't get up in the morning. Gu Zhe wants to live in a poetic way, and obviously there is no place for an alarm clock.Most of the roommates also know his habits, so he was woken up by Duan Rong's phone call.