prince meets king

On the way back, Duan Rong quickly realized the profound intentions of his former imaginary enemy.

Gu Donglin has too many books, it must be a long time-consuming project to really move, and he has already made up his mind, if he has to move back if he doesn’t live long, he might as well buy it all over again, the so-called cunning rabbit’s three caves, so this time I only brought a few books related to lesson preparation with me.But that also jammed Luanfeng Chunen's car everywhere, so Duan Rong had a lot of ideas.

When I entered the door, I asked: "Do you think I have studied too little and am very stupid?"

Gu Zhe was surprised: "Where did Rong Rong come up with such an idea?!"

"Just tell me, right?" Duan Rong clicked his tongue, leaned against the door and turned the key, "I see that you look so arrogant that even your colleagues can't stand it, so you must look down on me, right? I'm as stupid as Winnie the Pooh in your eyes, okay?"

Gu Zhe couldn't argue, and waved his hands sincerely: "No! No! I never thought Rongrong was stupid!"

Duan Rong hummed for a long time, with a rising sound, and raised his head slightly to reveal a nice curve of jaw, expressing that although he had some doubts, he was still at ease.

"Rongrong is just not smart! Do you think that as a...spouse like me, if I am forced to be with a stupid spouse, then I will be miserable and I will degenerate, don't I. So Rongrong must not be stupid , and it is already very good compared with most people. Rong Rong can also have a skill, play music! Although it is only an imitator of imitation, it has already mastered the power of enlightenment-music education must be a part of etiquette since ancient times, your inspiration The influence of power on the people of the country has greatly surpassed that of the SARFT...you understand!" Gu Zhe said sincerely.

Duan Rong had developed her immunity, so she put her shoes in her pockets and took off her shoes calmly at this moment: "I knew you would wait for me here." Then she stopped talking.

Gu Donglin followed behind his buttocks, his slippers rattling: "What's wrong with Rongrong? What's wrong with Rongrong?"

Duan Rong turned around: "You are so smart, can't you see that Rongrong is angry?"

Gu Donglin snorted: "It's so disgusting... actually used the third person to replace the No.1 pronoun... and repeated words... how old are you..."

"Didn't you shout that out! Aren't you disgusting!"

In the first round, Duan Rong was completely defeated, and his blood gauge returned to zero.

At night, Duan Rong deliberately ignored him, and stayed in the miniature recording studio in the attic, while Gu Donglin consciously cut a plate of fruit for him.Duan Rong was overjoyed, and decided to fight again after eating, and when he walked down to the bottom, he found that the guy had eaten at least four plates, and all kinds of snacks were piled up on the table so that there was no space, it was shameless.Asked him, he was naive: "Don't you not like to eat fruit? I want you to take it step by step, so that it is easier to form a habit... If you like to eat, I will cut a few more plates for you." There is no mistake.

Duan Rong hummed and went back to the attic, secretly lighting a cigarette on the small balcony depressed.When I touched the lighter on my body, someone behind me happily said, "Here, fire."

Duan Rong didn't realize it for a while, she tilted her head and put her hands together: "Thanks." Then her back felt cold, and she remembered that there were only two people in the house.

"Tsk." Gu Zhe smoked his cigarette and threw it down, smiling very wickedly.

In the second round, Duan Rong was completely defeated, and his blood gauge returned to zero.

It's said that if you are full of food and drink and think about lust, Duan Rong thinks that he always has the upper hand in this regard, and concentrates on waiting for the night to fall.As a result, before he could move, Gu Zhe slammed the door vigorously, leaning against the door wearing fleece pajama pants with various cartoon flower mushrooms painted on it: "Hi, Rong'er~"

Duan Rong clicked his tongue twice in his heart, saying, who else has such a dominant male god? !It's a nightmare-like existence... Although I thought so, I asked "what are you doing" lightly, wearing earphones to show that the master is serious, and the color is a bone-scraping steel knife, I don't believe this.

The male god lazily leaned against the door and teased: "The moon is dark and the wind is high. Let's find a bustling place and have a good time with him. How about it?"

Duan Rong's blood surged up—throat and lower thirds at the same time—barely maintaining a serious look: "Why?"

The male god smiled evilly: "Sh-u-ang-cool!"

In the third round, Duan Rong vomited blood and died in the recording studio, and then was dragged to the bathroom, with ki~mo~chi~'s weird laughter echoing from time to time...

After finally tossing on the bed, both of them were out of breath, but Gu Zhe suddenly became worried.Because Duan Rong's eyes were red and he wanted to die, he said a word, saying, this is really... so disrespectful, too brutal, primitive desire...

Gu Zhe denied: No!In the original state, I will definitely not find you, I will find a woman.

After Duan Rong heard this, the boss was very upset: "Why don't you come to me? Aren't you also very happy?" Talking while working.

Gu Zhe lifted the quilt, jumped up and turned on the light: "It's like this. Everyone is naked in the original state, agree?"

Duan Rong wanted to kiss him, but was spanked, so he had no choice but to say yes.

"Then if we meet in the wild, you will be naked in this way, and I will be naked in this way, right?"

Duan Rong wanted to hook the quilt, but was beaten, and the appointed place was spread over there, nodded and continued.

"Then we must be very far away, because we have to spread out to hunt. So far, how can I judge who is the one I can mate with?" Gu Zhe knelt by the bed, his eyes and fingers looked from his shoulder Walk down and land there.

Duan Rong has done countless things, but when he encounters this situation, his hairs still stand on end, and he thinks of the story of rubbing, rubbing, and opening a hole to squeeze the ball... Gu Zhe stopped his hands at this time, and he was serious. Pointing to his lower body: "Wrong, not based on the genitals, because it is the same color as the body, inconspicuous. It is based on the hair above the private parts, find a more popular word, diaosi. The hair that is different from the skin color is the easiest to notice , but the hair is very long, so the other identifiable ones are diaosi. Because of this reason, women's diaosi is triangular, and males evolve into a rhombus. I saw you grow into a rhombus from a long distance, so I passed you directly. ,clear?"

Duan Rong said thoughtfully: "That'sit..."

"what?"

Duan Rong threw him down: "Honey...you talk about this on the bed...it's so sexy!"

Gu Zhe clasped his fists calmly and said thank you brother, but hey brother, you have become hard because of this matter, you are really perverted...you are really broken.But you can't show me your broken side!How bad is that for you? !

Duan Rong continued to suffer until he was exhausted. In the fourth round, he was lured and lost completely.

When he woke up the next morning, Mr. Duan saw Gu Zhe wearing an apron making breakfast in the kitchen, his heart almost stopped beating with happiness, thinking that he really was my little angel.Then he gently hugged him from behind: "Honey, I have a suggestion for you. Although talking about human history on the bed is very sexy and decent, can you be more...more emotional? If you have the strength to think about the history of evolution, just I don't have the strength to scream more loudly..."

"No, no, you misunderstood me. I don't care about being decent in bed. Mating must be a shameful thing. When humans evolved, they eliminated the aesthetics of mating. Otherwise, who would do other things and mate all day long? You You mean, you want me to say..." Gu Zhe squinted his eyes for a while and thought for a while, then raised his head, looked up at the range hood purely at 45 degrees, and said with a sensual tone: "Ah, ah, fuck me hard with your big dick My little kinky hole, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Then she regained her composure and turned to ask him, "Really?"

Duan Rong: "..."

"Really?" Gu Zhe was sincere.

"... What are you looking at all day long... You won't let me in, why are you yelling..." Duan Rong felt that he seemed a little anemic, and couldn't stand up early in the morning.

Although his original intention was to hope that Gu Donglin would become more lewd, he found that even if he was lewd, he was fucking controllable... Is it really that he is so useless...

"By the way, I also want to make an opinion."

Duan Rong suddenly became unconfident about the bed matter and became very nervous.

"Can you stop talking so much about romanticism? Isn't it just making love? What are you doing with the music on?" Gu Donglin complained, "Do you know that when you masturbate, you don't even consciously keep the tempo! Yesterday at the last moment, my mother suddenly came A three-time waltz, so slow that I almost suffocated..."

In the fifth round, at the romantic party, the deadly rationalist presented by the Fauvism was completely defeated.

Fortunately, Mr. Duan is a very emotional person who is drunk to death. He has been defeated repeatedly and he has been defeated repeatedly, so he simply stopped fighting and surrendered honestly to follow his wife.But in view of the family law, the wife is supreme and broad-minded. In the eyes of his worldly rich and handsome, he is also a lot of beings. On the surface, he is very free and democratic, and he is not willing to take care of him. Duan Rong felt that he had to work harder, followed the route quite consciously, and felt that it was an honor for me to love my wife, and always wanted to pull Gu Zhe out to show off, to show that we will also have a family in the future, and have a lot of status.

Gu Zhe wanted to get a haircut that day, and was arranged to have a friend of Duan Rong near the school. After the haircut, the hair fell off.As soon as Duan Rong came home, Gu Zhe ran out with a pocky in his mouth and a big thick book of Hegel: "Let me tell you, being a barber now is a lucrative business! Change your name to a hair stylist." , the added value is so high... VVIP offers a discount of 99, and I will lose my monthly salary! The problem is that he hasn't cut it for me yet! He said my face is just right. My hair is long, and I somehow changed it to make my hair longer! I said I was covering my eyes, and he gave me stickers at both ends, saying that it’s time to stick the ones covering my eyes, which is very convenient! Pink! See No, pink! But I gave you a pair of tortoiseshell glasses... Why are your friends so unreliable?!"

Duan Rong was already stunned.There is heating in the room, Gu Donglin is stepping on the fluffy cartoon slippers, underneath is the white colored mushroom fleece pajama pants, wearing a striped T-shirt, wearing Korean glasses, and using pink hair stickers to cover the broken forehead. If you get it wrong, you are already young enough, but now the whole young boy is growing up against the law, holding a pocky in his mouth and talking about it, and directly shot Mr. Duan's heart three times and smashed it to pieces Shattered, as if meeting Gu Zhe from ten years ago, he quickly ate his pocky and kissed his lips.Gu Zhe was still talking about the barber, but he was kissed suddenly and pushed him away: "Don't you feel cold with the door open?"

Duan Rong hurriedly unbuttoned the windbreaker, hugged him in and continued to kiss: "Sure enough...my wife has a beautiful forehead!"

Enough kisses, the guests behind were already so embarrassed that they almost froze from laughter, fortunately they could pretend to be frozen.Gu Zhe didn't know that he brought people here, and suddenly he panicked, the protective shield formed by the arrogance of domineering disintegrated automatically, and with a blushing face, he took slippers and hung clothes for the guests.