prince meets king

Because of Duan Rong's nervousness all day long, someone soon came to ask for the technique of domestication. Of course, the person who came here didn't speak so grandly. What Nishigong Niang Niang asked was: "How did you seduce him?"

Gu Donglin was very strange when he heard this, and looked at him suspiciously, staring at his tear mole and thinking, is it to invite me to such a small-bourgeois cafe to fight again?It wasn't until Nishinomiya knocked on the table impatiently that he vaguely realized that he might be playing for real.

"Huang Xian spent so much effort to climb into his bed, once you mess with him, it will be useless in two or three days, what a big deal. I'm really not worth it for him." Nishigong empress stirred the coffee spoon depressedly, which was obviously disrespectful The words are so serious, it is obvious that they are really doing their job, "What did you do to Duan Rong? He was so fascinated... He used to be among thousands of flowers, and he used to be very careful when he was a prostitute. , it seems to be very clear, the harder it is to chase, the more interesting it is, but within a few days after you catch it, you will be so bored, and when you pull away, you won't leave a single leaf. Why do you come here like an idiot."

After finishing speaking, he scrutinized him from head to toe in displeasure, and concluded that even if Duan Rong chooses clothes for you, it can't save you.

Gu Donglin was still puzzled: "I said you're too lenient, how about the two of us, it's none of your business..."

Nishigong Niangniang knocked on the table impatiently, expressing that you are really stingy.

Now Gu Zhe understood that he was here to ask for advice!Actually came to ask him for this matter!So I can already be a love expert? !And Nishinomiya was very displeased with his complacent demeanor after he finally understood, and also hurt him a few words, showing impatience of "I can come and ask you, but you should kneel down and present it".

Gu Zhe took out the appearance of a charlatan stick: "Then everyone's situation is different, me and Duan Rong... that can't be copied, if you want to ask, you have to bring up your and your family's problems, this It's easy for me to start."

Nishinomiya bit the transparent pearl in the milk tea and looked at the sky. After a few seconds, he said that it was not that kind of thing. He gave me money and I slept with him.But he doesn't seem to be interested in me recently, and he doesn't go home.

Gu Zhe said cheerfully: "Then you're not interested in him, why don't you go home?"

Nishinomiya slammed the table hard, and glared at him with silly eyes: "Then we can't make it through! You did it on purpose!"

Gu Zhe raised a finger nonononononono: "It depends on what you position yourself as? Who do you think you are?"

Empress Xigong laughed, sang and sighed three times: "Lover."

"Lover... A lover is too unstable. A lover means you love him and he loves you. One day he doesn't love you, you will be an idiot. This word itself defines that you can't grow up. You have to put yourself in the right position! Then You are a wife."

Nishinomiya spat out the milk tea into the cup melancholy, "You can really say it..."

Gu Zhe explained to him again that identity and gender are irrelevant: "You are a wife, what do you mean by wife? Wife and husband are equal, and husband and wife are equal! If he is rich, you are rich; if he takes care of a mistress, you take his money." Go outside to steal a man, isn't it... Husband and wife are equal! Don't feel that you are short."

Nishinomiya clicked his tongue and simply ignored him: "Do you think that everyone, like Duan Rong, sees that you can't figure it out, who in my family... Sees me and doesn't bother to say anything, just put the cock in my mouth, Returning husband and wife to be equal, and taking his money to steal a man! I don’t want to kill me!”

Gu Donglin said that he seemed to have heard something terrible: "Then... Then you still have to fulfill your wife's obligations... Housework is very important, you must do housework, especially cooking."

"To grab a man's heart, first grab his stomach?" Nishinomiya straightened up, deeply moved when he finally heard a reliable sentence.

"That's not it! Cooking is such a sacred thing! Cooking is evolved from sacrifices. The wife controls the family sacrifices, which means she firmly holds the matriarchy in the family. Have you heard of 'Family sacrifices never forget to tell Nai Weng'? You offended When your wife is cooking, she tells you that your ancestor Song Dynasty is dead, so you can just cry!"

Nishinomiya spat out a pearl without hesitation and said, you are crazy.

Gu Zhe was in a hurry: "Why don't you believe me? You have to believe that this society doesn't need to make money in the first place, and the more important economic method is family finances... It is very fulfilling to do things well at home... Sigh, It seems that I have to tell you in a different way. I don’t think you want to ask how to seduce, you have already hooked up, and the next thing is how to discipline that person to make him more reliable, right?”

Nishinomiya said he wanted both... Then whoever, if you don't seduce him, he will be seduced and left by someone else.

"That's not... It must be that domestication is more important. If wild ones become domesticated, they won't be able to get out if they call Chun outside, and they won't be able to survive if they go out. Only when they reach this point can they be considered successful."

Nishinomiya moved his buttocks on the chair, raised his eyelids slightly, indicating that he finally got to the point: "Why do you care about Duan Rong?"

Gu Donglin was very wronged: "I didn't care about him... Do I need to care about him? You think, first of all, the state is in charge of people, right? If you commit a cruel crime, you will be thrown into prison? Second, the market economy is in charge of people, right? My family has enough money, he is still the big boss of the company, and he still goes to work every day...Does he need to go to work? The ten-figure deposit is almost broken, enough to eat for the rest of his life, okay. But the market economy stimulates He, let him have this sense of crisis, he is afraid of starving to death if he doesn't go to work! And he has to spend the money he earns at work, and once he spends it, he has to go to work! So he goes out at nine o'clock every morning and sells his money Passion and inspiration are cheap labor, and you get off work at five o'clock in the evening... You see, that'sit! Five days a week, nine to five every day, the market society squeezes him for forty hours a week for you! Then you must not It is even more ruthless than it, it is eager to squeeze out every drop of human flesh and blood and exchange it for money!"

Nishinomiya blinked at a rapid rate, took out his large mobile phone and began to record on it, muttering: "Let him go to work."

Gu Zhe knocked on the table: "You must go to work regularly and develop a habit."

Then he let out a sigh: "My guy sometimes goes to work and sometimes doesn't, he's very free... and Duan Rong is worse than my guy. His job is to look at beauties, what do you do?"

Gu Zhe chuckled: "This involves the issue of assistants. It takes time for people to form a relationship. Even if you fall in love at first sight if there is no follow-up, it is a dead end. You know the 'forgetting curve'? It is also applicable to people. If he Everyday work is like playing volleyball. The relationship with everyone is just a clap, change the linear relationship to a point-to-point relationship, and then ask the assistant to extend the time span of each person's contact with him to more than half a month , the result of seeing all the flowers in Chang'an in one day is that the cat looks at the flowered quilt." Then he patted his forehead and said that he had forgotten what kind of interpersonal relationship theory it was...

The person on the opposite side was frightened and stupid, so he quickly remembered, thinking that this is all right!

"But he still has a lot of entertainment, and the entertainment is above..."

"First of all, men's entertainment is very tiring," Gu Zhe said solemnly. "Things that are easy to defend and attack and defend happen from time to time. It takes 12 points of energy. Especially Duan Rong and whoever in your family are like that. The amount, the psychological pressure is great, and you have to be wary of others taking money from their pockets. But you have to understand, why do they work so hard to eat beer bellies? Isn’t it because of their wives and children and a few wives, and the wives need cosmetics to buy clothes When buying jewelry, the little wife has to compare with his wife, and there are children who want to study abroad to apply for TOP20 and can't apply... So men are very pitiful, and this attitude must be corrected first-you must comfort him when you come back from entertainment. What is outside? Forget about fooling around until you smell like alcohol and come home so late."

Nishinomiya blushed, what else to say, hurry up and remember.

Gu Zhe gushed: "And during the time when he is struggling outside, you can easily take care of the family. Don't think it is shameful that you can't make money. If you can't make money, you are a real noble! You just follow the old They are still busy and slack in farming, so you spend slack every day. When you get up in the morning, you clean up the stove and stove, go hunting, and bask in the sun and fish in the afternoon. It’s so comfortable! All you have to do is to create an imaginary Community, a kind of feeling, is called 'family'. You have to know, this thing is very powerful. Once he forms this concept, he will have a natural sense of alienation or even hostility towards people outside the concept of 'family'. Automatically drew a circle to prevent people from entering - this is not patriotism, this is nationalism! This is not a problem with my family, it is my family that is the best, you old fools, and my family does not let you in Question! Think about the relationship between China and Japan and you will understand. You can play tricks here. Then make him comfortable when he comes home, keep repeating to deepen his impression, and then the impression will copy itself, and everything will be changed without your hands. The pleasant feeling is planned under the concept of 'home'. Every day you are more than you love me, you love me or not! You are an idiot! He formed a memory of memory and automatically mixed it with Fake, of course I love it!"

Nishinomiya knelt down: "This, how do you do this..."

"Imagined community: language, habits, culture, three-pronged approach. First, what language do you use to talk to him at home. Mandarin is not recommended as the official language at home. It must be recognizable and choose the one he feels most familiar with. Let him distinguish between family members and outsiders at once, and automatically switch languages ​​as soon as he enters the house, so that when he talks to people, he subconsciously understands that this is not his own. Second, get used to it, don’t try to figure out him What to eat, what to eat, what to eat, that’s all floating clouds—you have to break his habit and reshape him directly without knowing it! You must set it yourself and start from the most subtle place. For example Every day, the distance between the milk cup and the edge of the table should be accurate to centimeters. After a month, see where he reaches with his eyes closed. Others don’t know these things. Once he finds a little wife, his little wife will do everything Wrong, believe it or not? Third, the family’s cultural orientation must be conservative and self-protective. He loves to play and you must not love to play. You have to give him a calm and stable feeling. The world is ever-changing and you have to beat Xiaosan in terms of novelty, right? possible, so you must remain unchanged. You must beat time."

Nishinomiya remembers getting more and more energetic, and then said sadly that he might not have time.

Gu Zhe took a sip of his coffee lightly: "This is actually all skills, the most important thing is Tao. If you hold Tao in your hand, you will always win. What do men like? Men like danger, like games, and you become his dangerous game. Remember, you are a wife, but you are a man at the same time. 'Family' is not stable in this case, because you can't love something other than yourself at the same time - children, you can only rely on each other's Love to go on. So the feasible way is to turn him into a woman."

"Cut him?"

Gu Zhe put down his glass, "A man's love is 'I want', and a woman's love is 'he wants'. From today on, don't be complacent because of 'he wants'. Do you want to go to your woman? Bring a whip , tell him clearly that you want it."

After finishing speaking, I gave Foucault's "Discipline and Punish: The Birth of the Prison" to him.