prince meets king

Gu Donglin was going to school as if nothing happened.After getting off the car, ignoring all kinds of guns and short guns, entered the office building and took the elevator.I met many colleagues along the way, Gu's expression remained the same, but colleagues had different attitudes.

A gifted entertainment reporter disguised as a student described the weird things that happened afterwards.

CHARPTER.1

The oldest person in the elevator car is the boss of the foreign affairs department next door, who coughed twice with an old folder in his hands and said, "You made a speech yesterday...you made a lot of taboos."

Yu Ji expressed his excitement, and took care of Gu Donglin's side face that listened humbly and corrected when he knew his mistakes.

"It's so unprofessional, and the words are so casual. This year, the courtyard has already been silenced twice because of discussing politics. Do you want to be the third?"

Gu Donglin hurriedly said that he didn't dare: "How come? How can my eloquence be comparable to Professor X and Professor X. It's not as good as it is."

The boss shook his head with a loose mouth, "The Ministry of Foreign Affairs will send people to study in the future, you come and listen together. People who go out of our school, hold a press conference and almost hold the Ministry of Railways. Believe it or not, I believe it anyway." It's..."

Gu Donglin smiled and slanted his mouth: "I can't! I don't have it! I'm telling the truth! Those people from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs... I'm much better than them! They really don't know anything! Come on! After listening to a class, you know how to bury your head and take notes, can you really memorize everything?! I am much better than them!"

The big brother shook his head bitterly, saying that in my eyes you are as weak as them.

Round 1: Yuji said that although it was criticized internally, there seemed to be something wrong?

CHARPTER.2

Mother Lei in the courtyard frowned coldly: "I talked for more than two hours yesterday? What's the matter with you! I don't know how to make a report when I go out to give lectures!"

Gu Donglin shrank his head: "No! I'm holding a press conference!"

People in the elevator booed one after another, indicating that you are talking nonsense with your eyes open.

Mother Lei was heartbroken: "Remember, every word you say is money! You don't have money to talk about the history of ethics with others! You work for nothing for two hours, and you think they can understand and understand. They still think you cheated them! Just kidding!” said wiping away bitter tears, “Our courtyard is already poor to death, it’s different from the commercial courtyard opposite the court! The parking space under their house is overflowing every day. I can only rent a parking space for others to reimburse you for your plane tickets! You little ones don’t know how to live, you don’t have a living at all, and you will go to the bridge and kneel to beg for food!”

Suddenly someone said: "His husband is quite rich..."

The bosses in the car were enlightened instantly, and they all patted him on the shoulder with complicated expressions: "Young people still have a long-term vision..."

Round 2: Yu Ji said that although Duan Rong was mentioned, but...is there still something wrong?

CHARPTER3

When he got to the eighth floor, Yan Runyu and Sun Han were waiting for him, saying that they would be happy to have a meal when they came out, but before they could decide what to eat, the liberal in the next office came out angrily and gouged him out. : "It's so obscene! You actually relied on coming out of the closet to hype up your faction, classify anyone into our liberal field, and then beat them all to death with a stick, you are so ruthless! Now that you are popular, Gan Yang will stand up Speaking for you, you are just looking at him coming to the school to hold a seminar in order to win the reception spot! That's why you are so eager to use your poor husband to hype it up! Huh, a shrimp farmer at home to promote the theory of elitism, it's ridiculous !" After finishing speaking, he went to pick up the water with full of resentment, "How dare you use such a despicable method to carry out the war of doctrines! You have become the public enemy of all liberals! Conservatives will not let you be such a scum! They are all a bunch of reactionaries!"

Yan Runyu and Sun Long squinted: "Look, if you meet someone who is in this business, you will be seen through."

"Ordinary people can't see through it without special training in thinking."

Sun Han was not convinced: "Only you can! Everyone grew up in a world that emphasizes objectivity and logic! Everyone studies mathematics! Everyone still reads mystery novels! I can still use SPSS to explain the objective world!"

Gu Donglin calmed down, "This so-called objective logical world is based on the natural science above the law of causality. Natural science is enough to use rationality, and it can only reach the level of understanding. Where can I understand rationality? What I have is knowledge. People taught by natural science can only understand the law of causality, and the law of causality is only one of the eight types of logic. I am an idiot when I play the other seven kinds of logic." Gu Donglin looked up to the sky and laughed, "Well...for whom have philosophy and theology been used for a long time? Who is the queen who is the maid has fought for most of history, and was finally defeated by the maid in the kitchen of science, which is really terrible!" Gu Donglin squinted at him, "As for the knight of the so-called queen of science... hehe, SPSS... ..."

Sun Han was so despised that there was no scum left.

Round 3: Yu Ji said that even though he heard the truth about the hype, there is still something wrong?

CHARPTER4

Not long after Gu Donglin entered the office, he was taken to the principal's office by a phone call. When he entered the door, he saw Xie Yuan just push the door and came out, and smiled at him.

"It's all right," he said. "I just went in and had a cup of morning tea."

Gu Donglin was extremely grateful.

"That's not the case..." Xie Yuan shook his head, "If you are fired for this reason, firstly, it will intensify the topic conflict; secondly, it will also be a loss for the school."

"The parents who have opinions..."

Xie Yuan calmly said, "The children are all in the rebellious period." Then he said more calmly, "Actually, I think, if there are children in our school who are discriminated against because of the teacher's sexuality... that means our education is too good. Failed. Regardless of persuasion, I don’t deserve to come here to receive higher education.”

After finishing speaking, Chui Chui stuck between his nails: "Some photos were blocked by someone."

"Keywords?"

Xie Yuan sighed: "There is no way. Let's lift the ban after a while."

Gu Donglin sighed, "It's shameful for radio and television to specifically block keywords in advance. On the bright side, people always feel that the international supervision of the Internet is too authoritarian; can't we learn from the Yankees to build data processing databases, and after the event Secretly screened, are you sure that the IP will come directly to the door? They seem to have built a new one in Florida recently, it is said that it is too big, and the calculation speed is also... tsk tsk."

Xie Yuan was melancholy and forgot to go out the window: "They have 40 policemen per policeman, we have this manpower? You can't even get one out of 200 people, and you are recruiting police all day long."

Gu Donglin felt melancholy: "So why on earth are we called a police state?"

Xie Yuan shook his head: "I don't know!"

The two were melancholy for a while, Xie Yuan said about you, the number one searcher on Weibo, probably will be copied on a small note and handed to the boss tonight.

"It's not a big deal if it's not on the news broadcast."

Xie Yuan laughed out loud, wandered away with his trouser pockets in his pockets, leaving Gu Donglin alone to face the whirling principal, and tactfully mentioned again the matter of allocating houses to young teachers as mentioned in the contract, and tactfully reminded the public that there was a great deal of grievance .The headmaster was immediately stabbed to death, screaming.After Gu Donglin finished his tea, he wandered out like a normal person.

Round 4: Yuji said that it felt like there was a lot of insider information, but none of them hit the point.

CHARPTER5

Gu Donglin went to class with a few books in his arms.The small class was all brought out last semester, and gradually turned a little bit on the road of reliability.As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw a very warm cartoon drawn on the blackboard. The protagonists were the symbols of two men and women... conspicuous and weird.

Seeing him coming in, the children below sprayed some flowers on his head, stood up together and called the teacher a happy wedding.

Gu Donglin looked at the ring on his ring finger and nodded solemnly: "Okay. Thank you very much. In return, I won't teach a new lesson today, and we will review it at the end of the semester."

Long live the child, he still wants wedding candy.

Gu Donglin pushed his glasses: "Happy candy or grades?"

Let the children wilt collectively.

Gu Donglin turned around and wiped the blackboard clean, before calmly attending class.

When get out of class was about to end, he was silent for a while, and suddenly said: "I think I have to start from my own psychology to tell you why I can accept a same-sex marriage."

The child is all ears.

"You all know the story of King Oedipus. But have you ever thought about what kind of person Oedipus King represents?"

The child remained silent, anticipating the high energy ahead.

"Oedipus King can guess the riddle of the Sphinx, which is actually a great clue. The riddle of the Sphinx asks, an animal walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night, with the most legs Shi is the most incompetent, what kind of animal is this? Everyone guessed it wrong, only King Oedipus guessed it right, why? Don’t laugh, don’t think this riddle is very simple.”

Gu Donglin held the podium and pushed his glasses seriously: "Because the mystery of the Sphinx is about the appearance of people in different time periods, and it is difficult for ordinary people to abstract the substantive truth from different appearances. Only those who have been trained in thinking Only people can do it. Obviously, Oedipus is a philosopher king. So incest can make sense: in the eyes of the philosopher king, there is no distinction between this woman and that woman, no matter young or old, they are all women, Therefore, every woman can marry and have children. Therefore, a great tragedy is caused, because this is not compatible with the common customs. In the end, King Oedipus pokes his eyes and leaves his hometown. It is the philosopher king who chooses to stay away from the world and walk out of the cave. symbol of."

The child slapped the table: "For the teacher, men and women are all human beings, so they are all the same!"

Gu Donglin nodded: "This is one of the exam questions."

The whole audience lowered their heads and rushed to remember.After remembering, I asked: "Will the teacher choose to poke his eyes blind and respect the customs?"

"No," Gu Donglin shook his head, "The current customs are too depraved and not worthy of respect."

Round 5: Yuji said that she was too sleepy after listening to a class, and she didn't plan to try to understand the philosopher king anymore... From then on, she believed that the philosopher king is sincere, and there are indeed a group of people in a certain corner of the world. Any of them think that homosexuality is not a thing...

When Gu Donglin came home in the evening, Duan Rong's parents were also there, apparently to take care of the married daughter who had become a broken shoe, for fear that my uncle would go the way of Xie.After a meal, the parents had a long talk with the son-in-law. The son-in-law said that you can rest assured, you can exchange eggs for broken shoes and clothes, and the prodigal son will not be exchanged for gold when he turns around.The parents put down the stone and returned with a smile.

Duan Rong couldn't help it: "I accidentally sorted out your things when I was doing housework today."

Gu Donglin suddenly realized: "No wonder the house looks like a thief today."

Duan Rong nodded: "I was just careless, not on purpose."

Gu Donglin hugged him.Recently, he has been paying attention to expressing his feelings from time to time, although the feelings are not very intense.

Duan Rong turned around and took out a box of letters: "You...you wrote this to her? You didn't write it to me." Then she bit her lip and lowered her head: "I was very moved by the love words you told me yesterday. ...But looking at it today, it seems that it was originally told to her..." At this point, I couldn't help myself, "Then you don't have anything you want to say to me alone?"

Gu Zhe was stunned for a moment, feeling a little embarrassed, then sat cross-legged on the floor and opened one, and read: "Rong'er Qingqing..."

Duan Rong stood up and reached out to take out the letter: "Is there anything like you! Is there anything like you! Recycle!"

Gu Zhe put his hands between his legs calmly, and hugged one thigh: "Well, I want to tell you a story called Oedipus King..." He taught him a lesson again, and then said, " So, in this way, in the heart of the philosopher king, men and women are the same... They are all partners, soulmate!" He patted his thigh, "Understood! I am not writing this to my ex-girlfriend, If you think like this, you can't sleep all day, can't you, I am writing this to my wife. My wife is you now, these are all written for you! All of them! For you, for you!"

Duan Rong kicked him away: "Get lost! I'm your husband!"

Gu Zhe rushed forward and hugged his thigh: "Hey! You can't blame me! I wanted to chase her back then, but you didn't give me this chance. You took it all in one go... Oh, don't go! I wrote it to you It was the day you came back after winning the prize! You raped me before I handed it over to you! You raped me over and over again! In a fit of anger, I wrapped some food in that paper and fed it to Xie Yuan's dog!"

Duan Rong was still jealous: "According to you, I didn't sleep with someone before, but I slept with you."

Gu Zhe was questioned by him all of a sudden, Gu Zi was puzzled over there, and finally was dragged into bed by Duan Rong and used as a pillow to sleep all night. From then on, he stared at him even more strictly, and he didn't go to work anyway, Xiao Like a tail, she slaps on behind his buttocks all day long with slippers on, and people follow him wherever he goes, with a resentful woman's face of "you must be abandoning me soon, aren't you?"