God of Orcs Miner

Fatty Lu and Huayue's movements are so loud, you will know when they come to the door of the new house.

In order to make the sexual life of the newlywed couple harmonious, Patriarch Lu issued a ban, forbidding anyone in the house to join in the fun in the new house.Although the orcs of the Lu family were a little unhappy, they thought that the front yard would be full of music and music. To add to the fun, they specially set up a stage for the orcs watching the ceremony to show off their skills. Several boxes of Moutai and Guojiao came out.

At the banquet that day, there was only Coke and no alcohol. Although it was delicious, the orcs also liked it, but I was afraid that there would be someone like Igarashi Xinghui, who loved to drink, had a terrible capacity for alcohol, and the wine quality was even worse.

The stage was temporarily set up after the couple saluted. The head of the Lu family stood on the stage and announced that the guests who came to watch the ceremony, as long as they come up to show their skills and let everyone learn a lot, they can bring back a bottle of fine wine.Even if the performance fails, you can take a sip to taste the taste if you can't take a whole bottle home.As soon as such an announcement was made, the scene immediately heated up. The nobles in the imperial capital had their ears on the wind. During the hegemony competition, the first noble group generously donated the top-quality wine to make all the mercenary fighters participating in the Southern Continent drink enough. sent back.

The nobles are not as ignorant as ordinary people. No one in the Southern Continent knows how to brew wine. Its origin is in the Northern Continent. It is brewed for orcs and non-orcs to warm up in the ice and snow. It is very spicy, but not mellow enough.

There are two most famous wines in the Northern Continent: Singers, which the nobles drink, and Poole, which the commoners drink.Of course, these nobles from the Southern Continent have also opened meat, and the first to taste the taste should be a few major business groups.Occasionally, a few bottles would flow out from the auction house, and the Lu family and the First Trading Company would sometimes bring some back from the Northern Continent.

Not many.Just enough to get a taste of each one.

Regardless of the small bottle of wine in this earthen jar, the price is indeed extremely expensive.

Therefore, after Patriarch Lu announced this, everyone who came to watch the ceremony, no matter the big or small nobles, were all excited.They heard it right, Master Lu was talking about fine wine, so it couldn't be Poole.As long as you go up and show your hands, you can get a bottle, so good?

"Old man Lu, is it really good wine?" A patriarch who was addicted to alcohol was the first to stand up and asked loudly.Empty talk is of course not acceptable.Patriarch Lu cast his eyes on An Ran, who had a wine bottle in his left hand.With a bottle of aged Moutai in his right hand, he walked up the stage leisurely.He was relaxed, and all eyes in the entire Lu family compound were focused on him.

nervous!perturbed!

Several old men who had been seduced by Singers for a long time did not turn their eyes, and stared at An Ran.An Ran placed the big bronze wine bottle that was placed in the Moutai counter of the supermarket for decoration on the side of the table near the table seats.Unscrew the cap of Moutai in front of everyone, and pour it directly into the wine bottle from mid-air.

The aroma of wine is overflowing, mellow!Really mellow!

"Damn it! It smells so good!"

"A wine that is more fragrant and mellow than Singers!"

"How much does this cost per bottle?"

"I won't be going back today if you can't drink this wine." A certain person had already stood up and was gearing up to go on stage, An Ran looked at him like that.Probably about the same age as Igarashi Xinghui.Perhaps it is an old guy who is well-known in the Southern Continent, but he knows very little about the nobles in the imperial capital.Among these people, it seemed that the nobles of the imperial capital were not the only ones, so he watched Fan Lin obediently greet a certain middle-aged man, and heard from An Qi that it was Fan Lin's father, Fan Zheng, the lord of Hurricane City.

The seven main cities are also here.

I don’t know if there are any in the Northern Continent. The relationship network of the Lu family business group is quite complicated in the Beastman Continent. They have contacts with many families in the Northern and Southern Continents, and their relationship is very good. The fireworks that light up the night sky of the entire imperial capital are already legends in the mainland. The wedding of two orcs is an unprecedented prosperity.

The wedding was so popular that many big families from remote main cities came to join in the fun.The one who is talking at this moment is the big family of Lanhai City. Lanhai Lanhai is a coastal city on the edge of the road and has little contact with the inland. First Noble Group, here they come.

The old man took a few steps forward, and said as he walked: "Old man Lu, tell me that you can take away a bottle if you get a good hand, is it true?" Patriarch Lu selectively ignored the title of old man Lu, Is he not old?Judging from the 300-year lifespan of an orc, he is still young at less than a hundred years old.

The head of the Lu family didn't care about that old guy, he smiled and cupped his hands: "Boss Lanhai Chengsha, I, Lu Haitian, naturally say what I say."

"That's good, I'll be the first to serve, and have a drink of your fine wine!"

Sha Qingqiu jumped onto the stage, An Ran took good care of his life and hid far away, Patriarch Lu also retreated behind the scenes, they all thought that this old man would use a set of boxing techniques to at least conquer the audience with force, they thought it was wrong.Although there is no branch of acrobatics in the Beastman Continent, there are quite a few who practice and play, especially those orcs who are difficult to make breakthroughs in cultivation. Their lifespan is too long and life is too boring, so they naturally want to have fun.

This guy secretly said something to Patriarch Lu, it was a requirement on the props, An Ran understood.The orcs and non-orcs on the table got impatient with waiting, and then one of the Lu family's orc servants came to the stage with a large wooden board with iron buckle, stuck the board to Sha Qingqiu's back, clasped his ankles with both hands.

An Ran's eyelids twitched, this scene was quite familiar.

He was just about to see what the old man was going to do, when he heard him shouting down, "Okay, come on, Erdong!" He watched a young man, very young, come out of the table in Lanhai City, and he stood up In an instant, someone at that table let out a "huh" and said, "That's not that cripple of the Sha family whose muscles and bones were injured by sea beasts."

The sound was neither loud nor low, and it was enough for everyone to hear clearly under the silence.

A few years ago, it was rumored that the second young master of the Sha family in Lanhai City was abandoned when he went to sea. After that, the second talented young master never appeared in front of the world again. This was the first time.Old man Sha's intention to bring him out is questionable. Could it be that he wants to imitate the Lu family who has a relationship with Hua Yue?The second young master of the Sha family is quite handsome, so marrying a non-orc with his current ability is a wrong for him.It would be a good idea to marry an orc.

From the moment the second young master of the Sha family stood up, all the eyes that were originally focused on Sha Qingqiu turned to him.

What is he going to do?

What are you doing with so many daggers?

……

Maybe others have no idea about the acrobatics project.At this moment, An Ran understood. Looking at the gleaming daggers in his waist, and at the thick black cloth he took out from his pocket, it was very obvious what he wanted to do.

Blind throwing knife!

The second young master of the Sha family was once considered the top young talent in the Southern Continent. After being dismissed, he adjusted his mentality quite well. He calmly faced everyone's searching or sympathetic eyes, and walked to the red carpet in the middle. It is about ten meters away from Old Man Sha, with his back facing the gate of Old Man Sha.Tightly tie black cloth strips over the eyes.With both hands, he pulled out four throwing knives from his waist.Caught between fingers.

An Ran secretly stood a little further away, what if she accidentally hurt herself by throwing off her hand?

Not only is An Ran worried.Qin Muyan was also worried, he quietly stood behind An Ran, ready to escort and transfer at any time.Before everyone could react, the second young master of the Sha family shot eight throwing knives at the same time.

One on the top of the head, one on the crotch, four throwing knives hold two arms, and two hold the neck.

It is quite accurate, and if you get closer, it will stick to the flesh.

Quiet!All quiet!

Everyone stared dumbfounded at the eight throwing knives that stuck old man Sha.Especially the two on the neck.The one on the top of the head, and the most dangerous one that will cut off children and grandchildren as father-in-law if you are not careful.Just between the separated legs, against the crotch.

"it is good!"

"Old man Sha, you are lucky!"

"Why didn't the old man let you die!"

……

This move is real.The second young master of the Sha family tore off the black cloth that was covering his eyes, turned around and put on an innocent expression in the direction of the table. It's okay for others to be dumbfounded, but the one who scares the most is Old Man Sha himself?He also watched this bastard when he was practicing at home, obviously he only got his arms and legs stuck, otherwise he could volunteer to come on stage?

Until the flying knife fixed his neck and crotch, old man Sha's heart almost stopped beating, and he didn't dare to move.

"Bastard! Little bastard! Scared you to death!"

Sha Ershao ignored his father and looked at Patriarch Lu expectantly, "Your Excellency, Patriarch Lu, look!"

Lu Jiazhu just said a few words to stir up the atmosphere, and the prize distribution was handled by An Ran. He took a bottle of Gaogao Wuliangye, thought for a while, and turned over a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon from the pile of wine in the back.Then he walked up to Sha Ershao with a smile, first handed Wuliangye to his hand, "This is for your old man," and then took out the Cabernet Sauvignon, "This bottle of wine is specially given to you by me. ,Very wonderful."

After handing out the reward, he turned around to leave, thought for a while and added, "You are very suitable for holding a gun. If you are interested, you can find me." This is quite full, Lei Ting is domineering, and Sha Ershao read it meaningfully An Ran glanced at them, they came all the way from Lanhai City, and they showed their hands in front of all the nobles in the imperial capital. They just heard about the submachine guns of the First Noble Regiment. Old Man Sha wanted to find a place for him in that mercenary regiment. It is better than Abandoned in Lan Haisha's house.

The Lu family has quite a relationship with the First Noble Group, which is the result of their careful investigation.

"You also have a submachine gun?" Second Young Master Sha said bluntly.

An Ran likes straightforward people, nodded, "My name is An Ran, the head of the grass mud horse mercenary group." An Ran...the head of the first noble group...that awesome head!Second Young Master Sha stared wide-eyed, looking at An Ran in disbelief. It is said that the head of the First Noble Group is a young non-beastman. The one in front of him is really too young.He believed that he would not dare to talk nonsense in front of so many nobles in the imperial capital, it was true.

It was so easy to get the favor of the chief executive who was said to be miraculous by the mainland people.

Young Master Sha felt that it was unreal.

After all, he had seen big scenes before, so he quickly adjusted and nodded solemnly.

An Ran also understood his meaning from his firm shining eyes, he will come!Will definitely come!The orc who was crippled by the sea beast, the orc who couldn't practice martial arts, the submachine gun was his last straw.An Ran also nodded, turned around and walked back calmly.Second Young Master Sha smiled foolishly, looking at the two bottles of wine in his arms, Old Man Sha stared blankly on the stage.

"Asshole, why don't you help me take this thing off, why are you smirking!"

Oh oh!Forget about his old man!Second Young Master Sha was no longer sad.Smiling and rushing to the stage, completely ignoring other people's eyes.Carefully remove the flying knife from the wooden board and insert it back into the waist.As soon as the old man regained his mobility, he snatched the bottle of Wuliangye away. "This bottle belongs to me, old man, then I'll reward you for that bottle." Second Young Master Sha had a row of black lines on his head, asshole old man, does he have the consciousness to be honored by others?

Old man Sha was holding the wine bottle like a baby, and went down happily, and he didn't care about the bastard throwing a knife at his crotch. It's no wonder that the wine can remember it now.After sitting firmly, old man Sha smiled and unscrewed the bottle cap like An Ran did.

Fragrant!It smells so good!

With such a small bottle mouth, the aroma of the wine can be smelled all around.

The sound of drooling came from all directions.

Old man Sha glared at the drooling old guy one by one.Then he took a sip.

"Damn it! After drinking this bottle, it's worth my death!" Old Man Sha just took a sip and put the cap on the bottle.Hold it in your arms like a baby, for fear that someone will covet it. The old men next to him originally said to let him have a taste, but this action is useless. "Hmph, Sha Qingqiu in Lanhai City is so stingy!" Old man Sha didn't show any weakness, and choked back with a single sentence, "If you have the ability, go win a bottle and share it with everyone!"

"Go and go!"

The guy did go up, playing a set of boxing skills passed down in his family.

In the land of the orcs.Orc warriors fight in animal form.There are very few people who really have routines and kung fu.They all have to be from an ancient family with some background. In An Ran's opinion, this kind of boxing is not as powerful as Shaolin Luohan boxing in TV dramas. He looks at the sleepy orcs with relish.At the end there was applause.Of course, those who don’t understand are still the majority. Why are there so many people responding to Mao?It's not about being a favor, and when I go on stage, the audience can also give me face.

Boxing or something, just passable.

An Ran picked a bottle of Luzhou Laojiao, which was not as good as Wuliangye, and it was almost suitable for his set of punches.

The old guys in the audience even had their cups ready, and they were waiting for him to take a sip. Old man Sha wanted to say that you should share it with everyone first, and then drink it yourself.Before he could speak, the punching old man had already swallowed a mouthful.Sure enough, he showed exactly the same expression as Old Man Sha.What's even more shameless is that after reminiscing, he closed the lid expressionlessly, and said to the others with righteous indignation: "That bastard Sha Qingqiu lied to us, it's obviously rare, so I won't use it to spoil everyone! "

……

This is the best!

"Lying... trough!"

"You want shame!"

"If you're an orc man, please be generous and pour it out for everyone to taste!"

"That's right, you said to win a bottle for everyone to try!"

……

No matter how much you scolded, he pretended he didn't hear it, and smirked, holding the wine bottle and savoring it carefully.

With these two guys playing forward, the old man of the big family, who is addicted to alcohol, is scrambling to get in one by one. If he doesn't have a unique skill, let his son get in, and if his son can't, his grandson will get in.The whole afternoon passed while watching the performance. Fatty Lu and Huayue's marriage was happy, and An Ran was also happy with the wine.Even the guys who performed unique skills on stage were a little reluctant at the beginning, and the more they played with high interest, the better. Not to mention a few acrobats, there were even ventriloquists and nasty jokes.

Yali Mountain is big!

An Ran felt that he was wrong, he shouldn't think that the Beastman Continent was backward, and shouldn't look down on them.

Look at this posture of endless tricks, although the material civilization is a little behind, everything else is pretty good.

Dinner was to be eaten at Lu's house. Anran specially arranged the time very late, and only started to serve the dishes when it was getting dark. Some of the dishes were made by the non-orc chefs of the first noble group, and most of them were prepared by Anran in the castle. It is made in the big kitchen of KFC and Pizza Hut. They are delicious, but there are only a few tricks, so you can’t eat that all the time.An Ran is going all out, chickens, ducks and fish are flying in the sky and swimming in the water. Fortunately, the supermarket has an unlimited supply and automatic replenishment. Otherwise, it will be like an orc with a bottomless appetite.

Each table will be given a fresh milk cake with random taste, and each wedding guest will get a beautifully packaged gift, which is probably a bottle of wine, a bag of tea, and some hard candy fudge toffee chocolate.

An Ran was still helping to deliver the cake, when he heard a ping, ping, bang, bang, and the corner of his mouth twitched, the sound of Fatty Lu and Huayue's [-]-round battle should not have spread so far!Who did this again?Look at the place where the sound came from, damn it!Gu Baozi started a fight with a little Zhengtai who was about the same age as him.An Ran's head was full of black lines. "Gu Baozi, stop!" Stop?The bastard ate his cake.Gu Yan would spend so long in the capital for nothing if he hadn't beaten him so much that he was looking for his teeth all over the place. Did he call the little overlord of the capital for nothing?

"I'll beat you to death!" Seeing that Gu Baozi's fist was about to land on Meng Zhengtai's body, An Ran quickly took aim at the cake on his hand and slapped Gu Baozi all over his face.Gu Baozi was dumbfounded, An Ran was trying to pull them away, he wanted to say that you are a hypocrite bullying a real Zhengtai little bun, are you embarrassed?

A terrifying scene happened.

Gu Baozi's face was covered with cream, and the little Baozi who rolled with him hugged Gu Baozi's head and licked it.

stay!

An Ran felt that his brain was not enough.Not only him, but even Gu Baozi himself was frightened.

3 seconds... 5 seconds... Gu Baozi finally came to his senses.A paw slapped the bastard who was hugging him violently: "Bao Shaocha, get the hell out of here! The cream is mine, and the cake is mine too! To die!"

o(╯□╰)o I'm so embarrassing, dear Baozi, is the cream important?Is it cake?

fall!Shouldn't you yell that perverts are desperately defending their chastity?

Fuck it!

Seeing that the two young ladies were about to fight again for the cream on Gu Baozi's face.An Ran had no choice but to go over and hug Bao Shaocha and Xiaozheng who was pinning on Gu Baozi's body.At the beginning, the little guy was not happy, but he didn't let go, feeling helpless.I can only point to the whipped cream cake on the table next to me: "Come with brother and eat cake!"

An Ran thought that he was a good gentleman with a stand and dignity.

Thought he would flash a red heart towards Gu Baozi.Cream cake is an excuse ah hey!

Isn't what he really wants to do to take advantage of Gu Baozi in the name of licking butter?

Facts have proved that An Ran thought too much.

Xiaozheng looked at the fresh cream cake on the table, then at Gu Baozi's face, and carefully evaluated the credibility of An Ran's words.Then he let go decisively and hugged An Ran's neck.The big eyes looked at An Ran flickeringly, she was so cute, this is the original one!The little guy didn't seem to like to talk, and he pointed to the fresh milk cake on the table next to him with his fat ginseng-like short and fat fingers.

"Cake... Cake..."

The little guy didn't seem to like to talk very much, and after saying this sentence, he looked at An Ran with tears in his eyes.Let a chubby four or five-year-old kid look at you like this, I can't bear it.An Ran stretched out her hand to pinch Bao Shaocha's chubby face, "Let's go, my brother will bring you a cake!" Such a cute and cute little lady would hug Gu Baozi, a fire-breathing Tyrannosaurus Rex, with the most primitive How to fight, An Ran would never have figured it out if she hadn't seen it with her own eyes.

Seeing that An Ran wanted to open the back door for Bao Shaocha to get cakes, Gu Baozi was not happy.

"Anran... Anran... little Anran...don't pay attention to this foodie!"

At this moment, An Ran still didn't understand what Gu Baozi meant when he said this, and when he took Xiaozheng back to him and watched him eat five greasy cream cakes one by one, and stretched out his hand to the sixth one, An Ran Finally couldn't take it anymore. Tut, who is a foodie raised by such a big family business?In the past, he always thought that the stomach of an orc was a bottomless pit that couldn't be filled. Only now did he realize that he was wrong.Adult orcs are not so cruel!

An Ran moved the cake a little to the side.

Mrs. Xiaozheng crawled to the side.

Move a little more.

Climb again.

When An Ran shot for the third time, Xiao Zheng was too angry.

A fat ginseng-like hand slapped him on the arm, "Bastard! Grab cakes!"

……

Being stared at by a young lady with wide eyes and an angry face, An Ran couldn't hold back, he slowly withdrew his hand, and watched the little lady turn over the table and crawl all the way to the sixth cake.An then regretted it, he regretted it deeply, he shouldn't have brought this foodie back.Let him stay here to his death, his father and father won't call the door, will they?

"Hey! The little guy from the Bao family!"

The savior has come, the star of hope has come.

An Ran turned his head suddenly, and saw Jun Qianxi standing behind, he didn't care about guarding against him, he pushed Jun Qianxi to the front, then stepped back two meters and said sadly: "Send him back, Don't be overwhelmed!" Jun Qianxi smiled indifferently, and he leaned in front of Bao Shaocha and asked softly, "Does Xiaocha remember uncle?"

The little guy nodded shyly.

That's the charm!An Ran's eyeballs popped out.

"You just let it eat like this?"

"Well, the Lanhaibao family has half of the blood of the swallowing gold beast, so it won't survive."