God of Orcs Miner

Of course, what An Ran said was not the truth, and he couldn't tell the truth about this kind of thing.

What is this called?

White lie.

Qiao Lu deserved it, An Ran shook her head, and said with emotion: "Don't pretend to be b in everything, and you will be struck by lightning."

Qin Muyan patted his head, this little bastard is getting better at jumping.

Yan Tong helped Qiao Lu go upstairs to rest, while An Ran and the others sat in the living room panting, always encountering such unreliable emergencies, the test of heart function was too great, An Qi sat opposite, An Ran sat Beside Qin Muyan, the house in the Tulun plane looks hard on the outside, but it is quite comfortable inside, the sofa is soft, the bed is also soft, and it is warm and multi-functional.

The home appliances are all fully automatic, and they can run after setting, which is more comfortable.

An Ran suddenly felt that this was not bad. Although the castle was gone, there were still a lot of fruits and vegetables he harvested through hard work. The vegetable field was still there. With such a fully automatic high-tech kitchen, three meals a day were enough for him.That's not counting, is kfc kept by the system master?

Being able to play games, not starve to death, and having a lot of high-tech equipment, Wen Renle has also made great breakthroughs in armament research, life is really beautiful.An Ran thought about bouncing up and down on the sofa a few times.

Well...the toughness is pretty good.

"Dear An Ran, this is a high-tech multifunctional sofa. There are many unexpected benefits waiting to be discovered. Do you want to activate it? If you don't answer, it will be activated by default, 3, 2..." These two sentences of the system master almost scared An Ran to death, Almost immediately, he thought of the awesome multifunctional bed and multifunctional sofa in the super pleasure room.

"Stop, stop, stop... Damn, what a fart!" Fuck, can this thing be started casually?

Fortunately, An Ran successfully stopped the master of the system at the last second of the countdown, otherwise, it is very likely to leave a bad impression on his brother, An Qi.

An Qi is a pure orc, a pure orc who has never messed with Ji.

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An Ran was still chatting with the master of the system, Yan Tong rushed up from upstairs with an abnormal expression, and the three of them looked back at him in unison.Yantong was taken aback, and then remembered his purpose.Although he looks big and thick, his mind is quite delicate, and his dark face is easily flushed and shy.When they first met him, An Ran and the others were quite shocked.

It's okay for An Ran, he is a time traveler who doesn't know the truth, the only thing he can judge is the incongruity between external and internal.The local orcs are the ones who really hurt. Stubborn Niu Yantong, who is as awesome as the lone wolf Qiao Lu in the legend, is the representative of the free mercenaries in the Southern Continent.Known as the Optimus Prime of the mercenary world.Can you imagine?A person with such a strong fighting capacity and such a manly appearance would be shy at every turn.

This is not cheating, this is cheating the ancestors.

All the orcs vomited blood.

For quite a long time, Yantong's CP, that is, Qiao Lu, didn't like these bastards of the mercenary group. He deeply regretted it, because Mao himself joined this cheating mercenary group on impulse.

They really didn't look at the relationship between Qiao Lu and Yan Tong with colored eyes. Under the leadership of a chief executive with abnormal brain circuits, they found a new point of complaint. The orcs in the group didn't want to see Qiao Lu.They like to talk to Yantong, and talk to him in a soft-spoken and polite way, and from time to time they borrow two words from the dog-blood love story in Wal-Mart supermarket for Yantong to listen to.

I don't know if it's because these orcs have a strong ability to adapt or because Iwato is just so honest and loyal.Anyway, he listened very carefully, with a strong sense of substitution, various analysis, small attack perspective, small acceptance perspective, and various perspectives.

Forgive these cheating orcs, they restored bg to bl with one click.

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Since joining the Caomuma Mercenary Corps, Yantong's life is still very good. On the one hand, he has been guaranteed a diet, so he doesn't have to be displaced.You don't need to carefully conceal your relationship with Qiao Lu for fear that people will see something and discriminate against them.

The most important thing is that the orcs and non-orcs in the group are very enthusiastic. Non-orcs always like to ask him for help, and then say thank you to Brother Yantong like a good baby. As for the orcs, they always pull him to complain. What kind of love story in the imperial capital? .What an orc and three cubs.For a month, Yantong lived the life he wanted.

In the past, people always disliked him for being clumsy and eating him, but no one liked him.

Now he has made many good friends, and everyone likes to ask him for help and even more like to ask him to complain.

Yantong quickly integrated into the big family of the Caomuma Mercenary Group, and it was too late by the time Jomo felt bad.He earnestly claimed that his family was brave and strong, and his mouth was worn out.

"Tongtong, have we stayed in the mercenary group, or should we go out and pick up some missions?"

"I think the group is pretty good."

"You see, everyone is very busy, and the two of us have nothing to do. I'm afraid you will be bored."

"I'm not bored, everyone treats me very well."

……

Yan Tong is just like his name of Megatron in the Southern Continent, he is a stubborn bull.

He felt that he had a good time in the grass mud horse mercenary regiment, and found the warmth of home. How could Qiao Lu pat his ass and leave if he wanted to eat and drink enough?He hasn't finished helping the non-orc brothers, and the orcs in the regiment seem to often encounter relationship problems. As the pioneer of CP, he is obliged to help these lost lambs.

Qiao Lu is such a tragedy.

It was good at first, until Yantong put more and more energy on the mercenary group, and he got tangled up.It was because he knew that this kind of life was what Yantong had been asking for all along, so he didn't make up his mind to pull people away after all.A certain hard-working orc started to rob his own daughter-in-law with the orcs and non-orcs of the entire mercenary group.

"Brother Yantong, do you have time, I..."

"Here we come." Yan Tong Pi Dian Dian was about to go out, Qiao Lu shrugged pitifully, "Tong Tong, you don't love me anymore."

Fuck, brother, do you want face?You can say that too.

Yan Tong stood there for a while, struggling for a while, as if he was considering whether it was more important to help others or accompany his family to attack the king. Finally, he walked towards Qiao Lu with dignity and awe. A certain orc was preparing to celebrate his staged victory. Yan Tong stood on his face. Kissed and left.

Nima's!

The next day, another one came.

"Brother Yantong, do you have time? Let me tell you something." What a tacit way of expression, this is the love story with songs and tears. Yantong loves to hear those master husbands who abuse their daughters-in-law.Bloody stories like scum beasts splitting legs and stepping on two boats.He wiped his hands and couldn't wait to follow, but was stopped by Qiao Lu again.

"Tongtong, I miss you so much!"

Yan Tong didn't hesitate this time, and patted Qiao Lu on the body. "Don't make a fuss," he said and went outside.

Qiao Lu's glass heart shattered all over the place.

……

For Mao, this is for Mao, she is also his daughter-in-law, she should love him, but because Mao is always abducted by strange people.He also made accusations in front of An Ran with righteous words, and people said, "You can't control your wife. Who is to blame?" That's fine, Qin Muyan looked at him with contempt.

Is this looking down on him?

Want to duel?ah!

In short, during the one-month period of the two of them in the grass mud horse mercenary group, Yan Tong was like a fish in water. He hadn't lived so happily in this life, but Qiao Lu was forced to. Not only did he have to face the dilemma of robbing his wife from hundreds of people, but also The mockery of the shameless.

The typical representative of the shameless is actually his younger brother who cheated his ancestors.

Whose younger brother is so cheating?I knew how to dismantle my brother's platform.

I thought that the days of cheating would continue like this.He underestimated how repulsive the mercenary group was to his aura.After playing around for so long, Qiao Lu felt that An Ran had finally done something reliable, ahem.Provide them with a powerful room for a night of ecstasy.Ecstasy is ecstasy, who knows that bad luck is behind.

Qiao Lu's egg is broken, sexual dysfunction or something, if it can't be cured.

He didn't even dare to think about such a result as attacking and accepting reverse cp.

If it was Shou from the beginning, then that's all, it doesn't matter if they are all orcs.He and Yan Tong have been involved in the foundation for so many years, and now there is a counterattack, hey, hey! tut.

Qiao Lu didn't say anything, he didn't want to put pressure on Yantong at this time.Ren Yantong supported him up the stairs tremblingly, and as soon as he entered the room, the painful thing happened again.All the rooms in the whole house have been adjusted to super pleasure mode by the master of the system, except for the master room.When the x function is intact, Qiao Lu likes this mode very much. He and Yan Tong have a lot of fun.

It's an extraordinary time for Nima, he needs a quiet and comfortable room to recuperate.

The wounds on the body and the wounds on the heart.

As soon as I entered the room and made a trip to the bed, I started shaking.Hmm, what kind of ambiguity is going on?

despise him?Remind him of the lame third leg?

Damn!Qiao Lu was furious, and was about to throw the pillow on the ground, but Yan Tong stopped him.

"Qiao Lu, bear with it, I, I, I... I'll go find the manager."

Take care of your uncle!Qiao Lu almost couldn't help but want to scold him, isn't Nima's house under the control of An Ran, knowing that he's like this is okay, what is this?Did he do it on purpose?Seeing Yan Tong's nervous appearance, Qiao Lu didn't say anything after all, he just lay on the bed, his two legs were numb, and the third... didn't respond at all.

The soft big bed was still shaking.

Yan Tong rushed down, rushed down at the fastest speed, he ran directly to An Ran, gasped for breath and stammered for a long time without uttering any words that could reflect Qiao Lu's current situation and why he was so anxious.

Qiao Lu really misunderstood An Ran. Even if An Ran was unscrupulous, at most he would give him the antidote a few days later. By the way, let him come here like Qin Muyan, and he would definitely not do such a thing of hatred.Ahem, I have to put on the cloak of being a good person even if I do it.

An Ran has already forgotten about the super pleasure mode.

He forgot, Yan Tong blushed and didn't hold back words for a long time.

The atmosphere became very strange.

An Ran began to figure out what kind of situation would make Yan Tong so shy that he couldn't wait to find him.Something must have happened to Qiao Lu. Why should I look for him?He is a pharmacist, so he should be asking for medicine.An Ran stared, "Could it be possible that your Qiao Lu got hurt again?"

Yan Tong choked and shook his head.

"Can't you pee?"

pee? "Then what is it?" Yan Tong was at a loss.

This statement was too literal, and An Ran couldn't care less about indecency, so she just broke down and said, "Urinary dysfunction?"

Impressed!An prayed, and so did Qin Muyan.

Although they already knew that An Ran was taking the wild route, they didn't go so wild, pee.

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Yantong was not much better either, he almost couldn't lift it up in one breath.

"No... not."

"Damn it! What is that? Just say it."

"Room." Yan Tong spit out two words tentatively.

Room?An Ran blinked, still didn't understand, Qin Muyan understood, Qin Xiaogong was petrified.For the first time, he felt that Qiao Lu was worse than him, and he didn't know whether he had offended An Ran or the master of the system.

Qin Muyan did understand, but he didn't have time to explain.Seeing An Ran's dumbfounded appearance, Yan Tong became anxious, his face flushed, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he yelled out. "The bed is trembling, how can the room recuperate!"

An Ran was dumbfounded, even An Qi who didn't quite understand the specific situation vaguely guessed a bit, when he caught An Qi and Qin Muyan on the sofa, didn't they both tremble?

At first I thought it was love, but now that I think about it, it is probably the problem of the room.

Nima, what a lewd person can be to design such a room with no limit?

After saying such shameless words, Yantong is not afraid anymore.Although his face was still red, he bravely looked directly at An Ran, "Boss An Ran, follow me up to have a look, I didn't find the agency."

It's no wonder you can find the mechanism of the master control of the cheating system. An Ran sighed and waved at him. Only ghosts would watch such a scene.One is not good enough to hold the hatred Nima and I don’t know when it will be cleared, "Yantong, you go up to take care of Qiao Lu, the agency is not in the room. I will go get it for you."

It's good to talk to honest people, he couldn't think of so many reasons, he believed everything An Ran said, nodded and went upstairs, thinking how to comfort Qiao Lu, and muttered quietly in his heart, it turned out that Mr. Manager sometimes forgets.

Forget about your sister, who the hell will close this kind of ecstasy house?

It is enough for the master room to be able to sleep well, but who is a good bird to come in and enjoy the private room?

An Ran complained directly in her heart to the master of the system.

"The cheating system. Can you stop being so cheating? You are trying to make him lose his confidence in life completely. He is already miserable enough. Be good and leave a way for people to survive. Don't be so cruel. Everything you do has to be tricky."

After such a long period of time, An Ran didn't even take a nap, and then spit it out.

The system master snorted. "I didn't mean to."

"Yes, yes, you didn't mean it, you did it on purpose."

"Okay, you change it back for others first, if you continue to play like this, something big will happen."

Presumably, the master of the system also knew that Qiao Lu's state was very dangerous, so he hummed and obediently changed.

Only then did An Ran remember to ask, "Why did you strike harder than last time?" Although the same sequelae occurred when he chopped Qin Muyan, it was obvious that he didn't aim specifically, and his pants didn't turn into ashes.

"He asked me to chop him himself. I thought he liked it, but I accidentally got excited..."

The word excited is exposed, absolutely exposed, dear system, are you shaking s?You thought you found your true destiny cp, but it turned out that there are beasts and beasts in pairs, ╮(╯▽╰)╭, poor master of the system.

"Go away, you are so dirty."

"Hmph, I'm nasty, you're noble, you're noble enough to create a super-pleasant room!"

"That's what it is!"

"You are noble and will remind me deliberately? Don't pretend!"

The master of the system stopped talking.

Squat in the corner and draw circles.

Sure enough, An Ran's mouth is invincible, it's deadly.

Yan Tong went upstairs for a long time, An Ran still didn't move, An Qi frowned, "Xiao Ran, are you still going?" The second half of the sentence was omitted, the limited language expression ability of the elder brother can't describe such an infinite scene.

An Ran chuckled, and made an OK gesture, "Brother, don't worry, it's okay."

"Huh?" So fast?

"Hmph, there is a cheating system master in the space."

It was only then that An Qi remembered that when he rushed upstairs to catch the rape, there was indeed a voice that kept pointing to him. It turned out that there was a system in this space, so the change and upgrade would make sense.An Qi was still thinking about An Ran's marriage. He thought for a while and said, "Xiao Ran, discuss it with the space master, how about turning the space back? You don't need anything else, at least restore the food street and supermarket."

Keke...at least...

Is this the least?

There is only a food street and a supermarket in the space, and sportswear stores are floating clouds, which are ignored.

His brother is really awesome, he can say such shameless words so frankly, this red fruit is just to take advantage of it, An Ran secretly laughed in his heart, and said seriously to the master of the system: "Dear, this question, you should explain it yourself Bar."

"Are you sure?" the system guru asked naively.

"Of course you have to talk about what you've tossed about."

"But I don't want to say it, I want to give it to him too..."

"Fuck!" An Ran was taken aback, she could give it to anyone, but not her brother!An Ran absolutely understood the meaning of the system master.He is addicted to Uncle's Thunderbolt, and Grandma's Bear.

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Of course, the master of the system will not give An Qi a chance, it has recently learned threats and cold humor.

Isn't that what is written in those unscrupulous no-lower-limit egg pain time travel articles?Plant a field.Raise a steamed stuffed bun, tease pets, and fight tenaciously against the evil forces (the decisive ones of the evil forces are those superb aunts and brothers-in-law).

The master of the system, Arita, regrettably didn't discover the joy of farming; You Baozi, who has been raised for several years and ate countless things in the space, turned into a monster and ran away after the second blood sacrifice; as for pets, ahem.Erhei is busy practicing not to kill it; the only thing left is to fight against the evil forces tenaciously.

It is good, and all that is not good is bad.

"Brother, the space does not support one-click restore for the time being, please try more functions by yourself."

An Qi suddenly heard this sentence ringing in his ears, and he was shocked.

He took a deep breath before realizing that this is the master of the system An Ran said, "Well, God knows you and I know..." Brother, you have fallen.How dare you say such shameless words.How can you do such a thing?

The master of the system was silent for a long time, "There are laws in the continent, and there are laws in space."

understood.Just can't open the back door, right?

You are dismissed.

An Qi nodded to An Ran, "Xiao Ran, study carefully, don't let Your Excellency Qiao Lu become disabled."

Disabled?An Ran glanced at Qin Muyan vaguely. Isn't that the first time that Qin Muyan was crippled so easily?Hmph, Ben Shao's medicine refining technique is absolutely top-notch, and no one in the Beastman Continent dares to say that he is number two.

Bullshit, is this the alchemy of the Orc Continent?

Children run the house, right?

Bastard, can you get a little quest?

Ahem, exposing me again, An Ran continued to ravage the master of the system in her heart.Then he pretended to be obedient and nodded to his brother, "Brother, don't worry, I will definitely research a pill to cure His Excellency Qiao Lu as soon as possible. Hey, a strong orc, how can he bear it like this!" Get sentimental.

An Qi nodded in satisfaction and left.Go ahead and play the game.

The corner of Qin Muyan's mouth twitched several times. This little bastard is getting more and more in need of a lesson.

"When will I give them the pills?" Qin Muyan thought for a while and asked. It was great to have someone accompany him for a walk, but he was still quite embarrassed after all.

"Impotence is not fatal, let's talk about it after two days of sleep."

With such a light and irresponsible answer, Qin Muyan wanted to cry for Qiao Lu.

The defect on the third leg is indeed fatal, and the shadow caused by Nima is absolutely indelible.Regarding this point, you don't understand non-orcs who don't use this leg.

tut.

Fortunately, Qin Muyan didn't say this in front of An Ran, what is a non-orc who doesn't have a third leg.

You bastard, I'm a man, a real man who stands up to the sky.

If you are in a hurry, I will kill you immediately.

"Do it, do it, dear An Ran, I absolutely support you!" The master of the system is being cheap again.

An Ran just wanted to slap it to death. Nima, if it weren't for you, a bastard, I would have been so easily suppressed by Qin Muyan?Don't think I don't know.

"Evidence! Be careful, I will sue you for defamation!"

Fuck, there is no lower limit in this world, this bastard has done shameless things and is still so arrogant.

Dear An Ran, don’t you really know? There is a saying, follow good people and learn from good people.

What kind of owner can raise what kind of dog.

The imitation ability of the master of the system, ahem... let's not point it out.

……

An Ran and Qin Muyan happily enjoyed the KFC dinner in the living room, and then went back to the master room to enter the game warehouse to create an account and go online. An Ran chose the nanny without hesitation, while Qin Muyan was at this moment.

Chest flicking milk all over the world or something, plus infinite invisibility or something.

Thus was born the most wretched combination.

They didn't play for long, An Ran and Qin Muyan teamed up to complete the novice mission, successfully changed jobs and went out, taking away a group of orcs who were addicted to the game. These bastards, did they forget that it is Beast Moon?Playing games also requires shifts.

Although the torpedo temporarily intercepted the Kraken's attack, An Ran was not sure if they would attack desperately.

When An Ran went out, she saw Wen Ren Le chasing Wen Ren Hao around.

Only then did he realize that the two guys didn't go in with the big army, enemies, really enemies.In the past, Wen Renle liked to experiment with various scientific research products on Wen Renhao. At that time, the lethality was small, and Wen Renhao looked down on him in various ways.The younger brother is so weird and obedient, and he followed his elder brother to fight and sweep all over the place. The bastard of his family knows how to lock himself in a small dark room to study some nonsense things.

Now the two are finally reversed, Wen Renle has found the right backer, and has risen.

He doesn't want to make progress, eats, drinks, and degenerates.

Wen Renle gnawed at his mouth, his eyes were focused and determined, Wen Renhao was frightened.

This is where the game of cat and mouse begins.