Blackening is the most annoying thing

morning time.

At noon, I just ordered a bowl of noodles. After filling my stomach, I turned on the computer and started to wander around in various forums to relieve the invisible pressure.

But I don't want to, at this time, the bigger forums are reporting the sudden increase in alien incidents and UFO incidents in recent days in big red letters.

alien?Muzi has passed through non-human beings countless times, and naturally his little heart is no longer as fragile as it was before. Besides, how much can you believe the rumors on the Internet? !It's all just to grab people's attention and entertain the public.

Thinking of this, he frivolously clicked on the new anime report.

Although he knew that this was really just a habitual action!But judging from the urine nature of the PSP, he probably has to wear it again.

Just as he was staring at the new anime broadcast with bitter hatred, thinking that he would time travel again, he found miraculously that he hadn't time travel!

The sudden surprise reassured Muzi a little.But he still tentatively clicked on a high-speed, wanting to test the reaction of the PSP.

But he didn't expect that he really didn't wear it, and now he really felt at ease.

From the bottom of his heart, he thought that the PSP had shown great kindness and planned to let him rest for a few days before going on the road, and then he clicked on the new anime with peace of mind and began to watch it with relish.

After watching Sword Art Online, he let out a longing sigh of envy.

He likes online games, so he fell in love with online game novels.Every time he sees the scene of the pig's feet killing all directions and dominating the world in the holographic network in the online game novels, he is always very envious and wants to replace it with himself.

The holographic network is really a good thing.

Alas, it's a pity that he is in the 21st century, and he really has to wait for the holographic game to be released, and he doesn't know how long he will have to wait.

'Ding, trigger the random world - Sword Art Online, and get the character identity Kayaba Akihiko. '

Hearing the words Sword Art Online, Muzi was very pleasantly surprised, his eyes sparkled like small light bulbs.Then, in bursts of dizziness, I came to the world of Sword Art Online.

But believe that the PSP will show kindness, and you will really lose!

Who is Akihiko Kayaba? !

Anyone who has watched Sword Art Online knows this question, right? !

He is a genius with super high IQ, he is the creator of the entire SAO world, he is the ultimate boss, he is a mad scientist

Countless hats were hung on Muzi who was wearing Kayaba Jingyan skin, Yali Mountain is big, you bastard!

Akihiko Kayaba, quantum physicist and genius game designer.The holographic online game he designed is simply a myth in Muzi's mind!

If Muzi in Kayaba Jingyan skin is asked to design this matter, he thinks it's better to forget it.

Without this talent, he wouldn't eat that meal.

Anyway, without a Kayaba Akihiko, there will always be tens of thousands of Maochang Jingyan, Maochang Jingyan appearing

Muko, the pseudo-boss who is determined to complete the story of Fuyun SAO, began to wear the skin of Akihiko Kayaba and continued to study in his university.

But gold will always shine, even if it is buried in the sand, it will be discovered one day.

Muzi, who is dressed in a high-end configuration, soon discovered that his brain was unimaginably clever, and he often understood the profound and difficult knowledge, and quickly understood its deep meaning, and then turned around to draw inferences.

According to this situation, even if he wants to research SAO by himself, it is not impossible!

Muzi, who is complacent about the intelligence of his brain, has never had the idea of ​​developing SAO.Because he doesn't like tedious work and boring research, he just likes playing games instead of developing games!

Therefore, although he has such a high-end configuration, he still has no desire to study SAO.

Just like this, I lived fishing for three days and posted on the net for two days, doing some small experiments from time to time, doing some small games to earn some money for use, and the days were passing.

Later, he was recruited into a game company to do research and development, and it became a matter of course.

However, one day during his lazy game development, he suddenly discovered that he seemed to have tinkered with something terrifying! !

71. Sword Art Online + FZ Prequel ([-])

"Jingyan, good morning." On the 5.2-inch ultra-thin mobile phone screen, a face that is even more bewitching than a goblin is virtualized.

The light golden long hair hangs down like a waterfall, and under the sunlight, it blooms with countless brilliance like bright diamonds.His dark blue eyes are like the calm sea, with the softness and moistness of sea water, which is indescribably pleasing to the eye.

In general, this young man who suddenly appeared on the screen of Muzi's mobile phone is not like an ordinary human with two eyes and two ears in three dimensions, but a fairy who has come out of a picture scroll of beautiful mountains and rivers to harm the country .Possesses a charming appearance that makes people fall in love with each other.

Muzi rubbed his eyes and replied, "Good morning, Lan!"

"Wang Lan, good morning!" Mantou greeted, wagging his tail courteously.

"Mantou, good morning." Lan showed a smile brighter than the scorching sun.

Seeing this Mantou Black Dou's eyes were as bright as stars, the little tail behind him wagged even more cheerfully.

"Small color dog!" Muzi teased it, then patted Mantou's butt.

The steamed bun twitched a bit, bumped into the owner's chest, buried his head and refused to come out, only showing his little white tail waving back and forth.

Looking at his small appearance, you can tell that he is shy!Muzi smiled lightly, picked up the steamed bun, and walked into the kitchen.

"Akihiko, the development of SAO has reached the final stage"

"Well, Lan, you can figure it out, but be careful not to be caught by those people."

"Jingyan, I will be careful." Lan continued to ask, "Starry Sky R&D Club and Country X Academy of Science and Technology are still tracking our location. In a few days, this stronghold will also be exposed."

"Don't worry, Lan, there will always be a solution." Muzi smiled at the young man who expressed his worries.I thought to myself, with my own strength, I am still afraid of these people?He is just too boring.

That smile seemed to be the coming of spring, the beautiful scene of a hundred flowers blooming, warmed Lan's heart. He stretched out his hand, but suddenly saw his illusory hand.

He was dazed for a moment, feeling a little shy, withdrew his hand, and changed the subject in a disguised way, "After the successful development of SAO, we can put him on the market. I believe that the first holographic online game will definitely divert their attention temporarily."

"Ok!"

The completely trusting look in the eyes made Lan's mood turbulent, and it was difficult to calm down.

Muzi smiled at Lan, his eyes were slightly blurred, as if he remembered Lan's birth.

Lan's appearance was just a coincidence.

Muzi remembered that it was an ordinary day, the wind was clear and the clouds were bright, and the air was fresh after the rain.He still goes to work as usual, eats, chats, and works as usual.

In a good mood, he continued to develop the game for a while as before, and suddenly remembered the large-scale plot 3D game of Gu Jian Qi Tan that he had played in his mind.

Then I wanted to make a perfect 3D virtual mobile phone humanoid pet on a whim.What he first built was the perfect proportion of the opponent's figure, and the exquisite and perfect appearance that could never exist in reality.Then fill in and render, and then use 3Dmaya to make a vivid three-dimensional character.

After programming, importing program settings, etc., a perfect mobile phone humanoid pet is completed.

After running the trial, he thought proudly that this mobile phone lover game will definitely become popular all over the world!

When making this game, it was seen by many people. Everyone in the company has different ideas, but they all know that as long as such an exquisite game is submitted to the company, they don't know how much bonus they will get.

As the saying goes, people's hearts are unpredictable, so Muzi kept an eye out, and secretly set the program start lock as his own source of power injection.

After all, in this world, there is only Yuanli, which is not available to others, and the only thing that belongs to him alone.

Now he felt relieved, but he didn't know that something like Yuanli should not be used indiscriminately!

The source force is also called the source force.Everything is called chaos at the beginning, and the two forms of chaos are divided into yin and yang.It is similar to the source power that possesses both light and dark energies today. Although this pirated chaotic power is far behind the real chaotic power, it still has some creativity. .

Therefore, by doing this, he created a super version of biological artificial intelligence.

However, what exists in this world is the lowest mechanized artificial intelligence, which does not have the ability of independent thinking and self-evolution.

However, artificial intelligence is widely used. Whichever country develops advanced artificial intelligence first proves that it is a big step ahead of other countries.

Later, I didn’t know what was going on, the artificial intelligence he made was reported, and the superior asked him to hand over the artificial intelligence, and promised to reward him with a large sum of money.

However, Muzi is not willing to do so.Because the artificial intelligence he named Lan was born by accident, but it was the work of Muzi's hard work for several months.Moreover, how could he let other people know that Lan's birth was due to the source force, so he took Lan to start a life of hiding everywhere.

Of course, this does not mean that he is afraid of these people, he just thinks that such a life is actually quite interesting.

Or because in the FF7 world, he has been a villain for many years and lived an exciting life of being chased by others every day, which made him feel the passion of life!

Therefore, if no one came to chase him now, he would not be used to it.Such a humble mentality allows Muzi to enjoy this kind of life with peace of mind.

However, this is really a disaster for other organizations.I am worried all day long, and I am always worried, what if country O does not know how to attack and kill Muzi? What if country X catches him first, and what if the technology is ahead? During the days of chasing Muzi, there was no day of peace of mind!

On the night of SAO's first test run, Muzi also logged into the game.

The scenery in the game is very real, the sky is blue and the ground is green, the wind is light and the clouds are light, and the four seasons are distinct.It is a beautiful natural scenery that the modern mechanical city can't understand at all!

He lay on his back under the blue sky and white clouds, enjoying the sunshine and the gentle breeze, and the green fields full of fresh flowers.

Close your eyes and smile, stretch your limbs, the vibrant nature is so wonderful and unbelievable, even your heart seems to slowly calm down like still water under the beautiful scenery and green eyes.

He raised his eyes slightly, and saw Lan who was still full of sternness, and said with a smile, "Lan, don't make a sad face all day long, you look good when you smile!"

Lan sat down beside him, with a voice that was about to melt into the wind, "I'm worried"

Muzi squinted his eyes and smiled, stretched his waist and said, "There's nothing to worry about, you know no one in this world can hurt me!"

The strong self-confidence contained in his soft voice reassured Lan. He narrowed his eyes slightly and stretched out his hand to hold the opponent's hand.

"Why?" Muzi looked up at him suspiciously.

"It's okay." Lan smiled, but her heart was trembling for this real and warm touch.

Such a real touch can only be found in the illusory world.

At that moment, an extremely dark idea suddenly appeared in his mind, but it was quickly suppressed by him.

During another chase, Muzi disguised himself as a street beggar on a whim.

After laughing at his master's new look, Mantou decisively slipped away. He didn't want to be a stray dog ​​and be dragged away by a dog cart.

It was getting dark that day, and Muzi was sitting on a bench by the street, leisurely eating freshly baked hot oden.Suddenly felt a pain in his finger, he hurriedly looked down, it was a small insect biting his thumb, he didn't pay much attention, he squeezed the insect to death and continued to eat.

As a result, while eating, he was suddenly hit with a sap.He wanted to punch it back, but he felt dizzy and fell to the ground with a thud.

Before he fell into a coma, he was still thinking that if his body wasn't his own, it wouldn't work!Be sure to change to a high-end case next time!

When he woke up again, he felt his body shaking, as if he was being carried away.This seemed to be the dangling feeling of sitting in a sedan chair, and it was over in a while.

His head was dizzy, so he was thrown down the long stairs. He rolled all the way, and unfortunately fell into a coma again.

Then there was no more because Akihiko Kayaba died.

That's right, he's dead, and all that's left is his bones, including the skin and flesh, which have been bitten by bugs.

Finally, Muzi woke up.

Countless ugly-looking brothers who only knew how to eat and eat crawled over him, and he stepped down the pile of bug brothers step by step, and stood at the highest point.

Looking up to the sky, weeping noodles, he choked silently.

He knows, he knows.

If the master of the system can have a lower limit, can have such things as morality!

He just turned into a mud horse for everyone to ride, bastard! ! !

Can you imagine?Can you really imagine it? !

Not long ago, Muzi Li was a human being with flesh and blood, hands and feet, and a genius mind!

But now, he is a worm, a real worm!

Alien creature J is at least a beauty bug, right? ?Chongchongxing people or something, after all, they are also humanoid, right? !

Now he lowered his eyes silently, looking at his incomparably weird skin, his ferocious and twisted mouth that looked like a black hole with long teeth, and the only cute tentacles that didn't even exist, you bastard! ?

With a slight movement of the body, the shivering and shrinking flesh feels like a disgusting earthworm.

He had never seen such an extremely disgusting insect, and the feeling of cheating that the lower limit was maxed out in an instant made him unable to complain, so he could only shrink in the corner and live in misery all day long.

While wandering around the entire worm room, he was lucky enough to find the large-screen mobile phone next to his skeleton. He was overjoyed and had a good idea.

Turn on the phone, ask Lan to notify Mantou to rescue him, and reshape his body, it will be better than the current twisted bug body, right?

Thinking of this, he vigorously tapped the start button on the screen with his tail, hoping to start the machine.

Unexpectedly, just like the light pat he thought, the fragile machine was overwhelmed and shattered

This is simply letting the hopeful Muzi fall into the bottomless abyss in an instant, bastard? !

He kept chanting in his heart, cursing the author (Huh? It seems that something strange has mixed in)

However, human patience has a limit, and soon Muzi couldn't bear this kind of life.Thinking fiercely in his heart, when he goes out, how should he deal with the owner of this house, whether to peel the skin first and put it in boiling water, or stew it in a hot pot, or fry it, etc.

In the dark worm room, he had nothing to do all day long, so he could only spend his days flirting like this.

While waiting, the opportunity for transformation came soon!

72. Sword Art Online + FZ Prequel ([-])

A purple-haired little girl about five years old was screaming and pushed into the worm room from the stairs. The smell of fresh flesh and blood caused the worms to commotion.

Mu Zichong crawled on the cold steps, his dark eyes, like ink, burst into a bright light the moment he saw the little loli.

He knew that the time had come!

A wave of bugs formed, scrambling to be the first to swarm towards the little girl, and Muzi immediately rushed forward with his body shaking.

He didn't want the shell he ordered to be eaten away by bugs.

Although she is a girl, she is still physically stronger than Chong Zi now, and he cannot be allowed to pick and choose at this time.

After all, these worms are not real worms, but exist in the form of magic puppets.

Breeders don't feed them much with the flesh and blood of unborn humans, and feeding flesh and blood is just to maintain the characteristics of "worms".

So, now that the human shell has finally arrived, he doesn't care if it's a man or a woman, so hurry up and grab it first.

I saw an extremely huge engraving worm, with the momentum of sweeping across the world, got rid of the surrounding brothers, rushed forward, and bit the little girl's leg viciously.

The purple-haired little loli uttered a mournful cry, and passed out instantly.

Muzi closed his eyes, his soul came out along the body of the insect, and rushed into the body of little Lolita decisively.

A five or six-year-old soul was not his opponent at all, he quickly gained the upper hand and took this body.

At this time, the purple-haired little loli opened her blue eyes suddenly, and a sharp light like a blade flashed across her eyes.

The bugs still seized the time, burrowing into his skin, scurrying into his flesh and blood. After living with these ugly bugs for so long, he didn't feel disgusted at all.

He slapped his limbs, and quickly forced the bugs out of his body. One by one, the bugs fell to the ground and were crushed to death by him.

The disgusting insect corpse fainted the dark liquid on the ground, and the purple-haired loli straightened her clothes expressionlessly, sat cross-legged on the ground, and closed her eyes.

This body is more suitable for him than Kayaba Akihiko's body. After looking inside, he quickly came to the above conclusion.

Because, every time he travels through, PSP just throws him on a body casually, and doesn't care whether the body is suitable or not, or whether it will produce exclusive phenomenon.

Kayaba Akihiko's body, he can barely use it.After all, when he passed through, the other party was already 22 years old.For a human being, this age is youth.According to the truth that the younger he occupies the body, the higher the fit. At that time, the fit between his soul and Kayaba Akihiko's body was quite low!

Furthermore, although Akihiko Kayaba's head is brilliant, he can be called a peerless genius.However, the other party is a genuine ordinary human being, with no potential for other abilities at all.

The body of an ordinary human carries Muzi's soul.From this point, he understood that he wouldn't be able to use this body for long before it would collapse.

But this time travel was what he asked for, so it was just right for him to go back quickly.So he didn't care about it all the time, and he didn't expect to be beaten with a sap and fed with bugs for a while.

So, if the body is not your own, it is not good!

His current body is more than ten times better than Kayaba Akihiko's shell!

Although her head is not that smart, she can't hold back Lori's body, which is so young and easy to overthrow, and has potential magical talent, which can be used as long as it is activated.

Of course, it is more suitable for him than the real ordinary person's Kayaba Akihiko shell!

After transforming his body, he walked into the swarm, found his 5.2-inch large-screen mobile phone, and pressed the power button tightly.

Although the screen of the mobile phone is cracked, the battery still has power, and it can still be used temporarily.

Ding Ding.

After a burst of wonderful startup music, a cute picture of Akihiko Kayaba in a rabbit costume appeared on the desktop.

Muzi blinked and thought, why doesn't he remember that he wore rabbit pajamas? !

Click on the special private chat tool developed by Lan on the desktop, a foolish rabbit pattern.He logged into his account proficiently and started calling Lan.

'Lan, Lan, are you there? '

''

'Seeing the quick return, the battery is low. 'After typing, he put his phone in super power saving mode.Then with the mobile phone in his pocket, he swept across the pile of bugs with his flying legs, rushing up the stairs like a bulldozer all the way.

Kicking open the door, there was no one in the room, so he walked out of the room, wanting to go to the kitchen to find something to pad his stomach.

But on the way, he suddenly heard the voice of a conversation coming from a small living room.

He paused slightly, took a few steps back, and paused for a while, before pushing the door and going in.

"Sakura!" The young man with silver-gray short hair came forward in surprise, and asked excitedly, "Are you okay?"

"Riya, you trash, why did Sakura escape, take her back to the worm warehouse immediately!"

The one who spoke was a bald old man beside the young man, his limbs were as thin as a mummy, and a hale and naked old man appeared in the deep-set eye sockets.

The young man with silver-gray hair immediately stood in front of Muzi, "Father! From now on, I will replace Sakura to the insect warehouse!"

The old man stared at Muzi with a pair of dark, prey eyes, his eyes were like a cold snake, swimming and climbing on Muzi's body.

Muzi didn't seem to notice it, and picked his nose calmly.This is his habitual action of despising others!

However, his inner struggle at the moment is extremely fierce.Because not long ago, when he was standing at the door, he heard the conversation between the two, and the system prompt sounded, 'Ding, take the polluted Holy Grail'

holy grail?As soon as he heard the word, he probably knew where he was.

At that moment, the man of the mission was quickly suppressed by the psychology of revenge. He looked at the short and wretched old man not far away, and the corners of his lips curled up, revealing a cold smile in an instant.

It seems that this old man is the enemy he has been thinking about, and he can't wait to get his skin cramped!

He Muzi has always had a clear grievance and grudge, since this wretched old man dared to throw him into the worm bin to bite him to death, then he will have to pay the price in blood!

"Uncle, get out of the way." Purple-haired Loli raised her chin slightly, and said politely to the young man in front of her.

Although he didn't like the upright Virgin Mary, she stood upright and stood in front of him.

He will naturally treat those who show kindness to him with sincerity.

As for the old man not far away, Hum Muzi snorted secretly, with a murderous look in his eyes.

"Sakura" Matou Kariya looked at the purple-haired loli behind him in bewilderment.

"Don't catch her yet!" the old man snapped to the servant.

"Yes!"

A few strong servants with dog legs rushed towards the two of them, Muzi sneered, "Looking for death!"

He swept across the wilderness with flying legs, punched all over the world, and knocked several servants out of the window in the blink of an eye.

Hmm, it seems that the effect of his short-term exercise on this body is quite good.

But the old man in front of him is not as easy to deal with as a few servants.

For danger, Muzi is very sensitive.This old man is a house grabber just like him, and he doesn't know how many bodies he has changed, so his strength is absolutely powerful.But it's just tough, because after all, the old man has not transcended life and death, reached the realm of gods, and is just a human being!

Muzi smirked slightly, with disdain in his eyes, summoned the book, and shot without hesitation.

Seeing Sakura summoning a strange ancient book, the old man erupted with murderous aura in an instant, which made his heart skip a beat and he felt fear.

Having changed countless bodies and lived for countless 800 years, his fighting instinct is definitely not weak, his movements are quick, and he instantly controls countless insects and attacks towards Muzi.

It turned out to be a summoner? !Want to use the sea of ​​insects tactics to deal with him? !It doesn't matter whether labor and capital will give you this opportunity!

Muzi snorted coldly, and thought to himself, if labor and capital kill you, then change your name to Muzi Li!

As soon as he snapped his fingers, he didn't care about anything else anymore, and was about to make a big move directly.The crisp sound of snapping fingers caused the pages of the book to be turned wildly, and the power of darkness swarmed out. Crazy like a huge wave, the doomsday tsunami erupted in the small living room in an instant.

Muzi moved his lips slightly, and the musical notes danced in the air, drawing a frenzy of dark energy, like a tornado, outlining a powerful spell with the power to destroy heaven and earth.

This is the first time he has used a spell to induce magic, don't let the old man disappoint him!

The faint smile disappeared in the disaster brought about by the spell, and the battle ended soon.

The old man and Muzi are not on the same level at all, and of course they were pushed down by Muzi, who was instantly domineering.

After asking everything about the Holy Grail from the lingering old man, he ended his life, turned around and left here.

There is no rush to get the Holy Grail for the time being, let Lan and the others be reported to be safe first, and then talk about other things.

'Jing Yan, Jing Yan, Jing Yan, where are you? ! The phone vibrated, Muzi unlocked the phone screen, and a young man with long blonde hair jumped out of the screen.

"Jing Yan!!!" Lan rushed forward anxiously, "Will you be here in the next ten days?" Before she finished speaking, her body suddenly froze.

"Yo, Lan!"

"How did you become like this?" Lan looked at the purple-haired little girl who was only five years old in surprise.

"Hey, it's a long story," Muzi quickly explained to Lan.

"Anyway, that's it. By the way, do you know where the steamed buns are?" Muzi asked.

After listening to Muzi's slightly abridged narration, Lan's expression was cloudy and uncertain, and there was a gloomy and unclear color in his eyes as deep as the ocean.

Muzi, who was looking at the GPS route on his mobile phone, didn't notice this, but was immersed in researching the route.

A day later, he returned to his stronghold in the city and found the steamed buns.

Lan happily told him that tomorrow SAO will have [-] testers enter the game, and hoped that he would also enter the game to witness that moment.

Muzi nodded in agreement, and logged into the game early the next morning, but the transformed image in the game was still that of Akihiko Kayaba.

"Hey, Lan, good morning!" Muzi landed on the green field, and at a glance, he saw Lan who was even more eye-catching than the scenery.

"Good morning." Lan smiled softly, the smile seemed to melt in the warm light, it was indescribably charming——

73. Li Beng'er, a scumbag teacher ([-])

Hey, what happened for a while?

When this thought flashed through his mind, his virtual body in the game began to slowly blur.

The condensed body quickly walked towards the nothingness like a veil, and disappeared into the air in the blink of an eye, returning to the dust, as if it had never existed.

His mind was like a sticky mess, and he witnessed his demise with his own eyes.

Before disappearing, he raised his head to look at Lan, but only saw Lan's panicked expression.That expression was extremely real, and there was no trace of murderer's consciousness at all.

He fell into a coma amidst doubts.

Lan stretched out his hand, but it penetrated the opponent's body. The hand passed through the air, and the wind flowed through the palm of his hand. His palm was cold, and a chill ran from his fingertips to his heart.

Spring breeze and Xixia, but he shivered suddenly.

He looked at the other party in disbelief and panic, and witnessed with his own eyes that his body was wiped out by the wind and disappeared without a trace.

At the moment when it disappeared, the pain that seemed to set his heart on fire made him almost suffocate.

This is how the same thing? !He just cut off the way for the other party to leave here, why would he suddenly disappear.

He didn't understand, what was going on? ! ! !

What went wrong? !

He obviously, obviously just wanted

In fact, Muzi has long been used to sudden death.But this time his death was so strange that even he himself felt that his death was inexplicable.

So much so that he is sitting on the sofa now, and he still can't recover for a long time.

It was quite bitter in his heart, finally, Lan succeeded in researching SAO, and when he should have a good experience of life in the game, he suddenly received a lunch box, which really made him feel uncomfortable.

He covered his forehead, raised his head and looked at the ceiling, the warm light was cast on his face, and he suddenly felt drowsy.

Well, I'm really tired

But soon

Mantou doesn't like to change its shape, because for monsters, the main body is the most comfortable posture.

At this moment, Mantou, who has grown up a lot, is chasing his own tail, playing with his little tail like a bored cat.

The rhythmic knock on the door sounded again, Mantou paused, turned around and jumped onto the sofa, calling the owner to wake up.

"Wang—Master!!!"

"Mantou" Muzi rubbed his eyes, his head was not so clear, but the knock on the door sounded again, so he had to go to the door and opened it.

Seeing the neatly dressed new neighbor who looked like a nobleman, Muzi immediately woke up. Out of instinct, he guarded the other party without any trace, and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

"Thank you for the soy sauce." The other party handed over the soy sauce bottle and replied with a smile, kind and strange.

Muzi took the soy sauce and replied, "You're welcome." Then he wanted to close the door casually.

The other party was still smiling, without any cold face because of Muzi's attitude, and invited, "If you don't mind, as a thank you, can you come to my house for lunch at noon?"

Muzi raised his eyebrows, looked him up and down, and said, "I don't know you well!" Then he slammed the door shut.

The gentle young man standing outside the door did not feel annoyed by the other party's rudeness at all, but stroked his lips and smiled, with a deep smile in his eyes, and turned back to the house.

Muzi snorted, anyway, he couldn't understand the other party's gentle and elegant appearance.

This person's posture is casual, but he always shows a tall, rich and handsome temperament.

Although he has been traveling for countless years, he always sticks to his true nature and is not disturbed by foreign objects.

He thought, he will always be that petty citizen who hates the rich!

If he hadn't been so determined at the beginning, maybe he might be in a mental hospital at this moment.

Anyway, he just can't get used to the tall, rich and handsome next door, what's the matter? !

In a blink of an eye, it was noon.He was about to have a bowl of instant noodles to fill his stomach, but suddenly he smelled a long and rich aroma of fried vegetables, and the aroma drifted for miles, straight into his nostrils.

Smelling the scent, he couldn't help swallowing, his eyes instantly lit up like light bulbs, and his stomach growled in protest.

Looking down at Master Kong who was serving a bowl of braised beef in brown sauce, he suddenly felt that the instant noodles were tasteless.

Nima, it smells so good and smells so good.

Unable to bear the temptation, Muzi opened the door quietly, just in time to see the door of the room next door opened wide, and the hot aroma of vegetables, surrounded by mist, was coming from the door.

Cuckoo -

His stomach whimpered again, and he suddenly saw a white puppy standing at the door next door, licking its face and wagging its tail.

Gao Fushuai next door, wearing a panda apron, brought a bowl of hot soup and put it in front of the puppy, and the puppy immediately started to eat it without any hesitation.

Nima, isn’t that a steamed bun? Hey!

This greedy dog!Really he doesn't mind, bastard? !

The elegant young man suddenly raised his head, smiled brightly at him, and extended the invitation again.

Muzi snorted a few times, with an expression that it was an honor for you to honor me, and swaggered into the house of the big bad wolf in gentle rabbit fur.

At that moment, the big bad wolf, who flicked its tail lightly, showed a triumphant smile.

After lunch, Muzi picked his teeth, patted his full stomach comfortably and went home.Satisfied, I think that Gao Fushuai next door is really good at cooking, and I will eat more in the future!

At this time, Muzi suddenly remembered that he hadn't gone shopping for a long time, so what if he really grows into a fat round?

Thinking of this, he hurriedly took the steamed buns and walked all the way to the People's Park near his home.

Unexpectedly, I met a lot of cosplayers on the trail near the back mountain, men and women, with various hair and eye colors, the colorful and colorful ones are like a garden.

The colorful colors form a beautiful landscape on the green path.

After he inquired, he found out that the Science and Technology Museum opposite the park was holding an animation exhibition again today, but this time the exhibition was smaller, and Muzi didn't know it beforehand.

He thought to himself, every comic exhibition is busy making money, and he doesn't enjoy it at all. This time, he just took this opportunity to relax.

He smiled all the way and watched the boys and girls put on makeup and posses.

Suddenly a head of extremely bright silver hair came into view, the silver color was not the silver curly hair of Sakata Gintoki, nor the long white hair of Inuyasha, but a shiny silver barbed head.

He nodded thoughtfully, this look, could it be Bai Lan? !

He was walking over with great interest, when he saw the other party's look back, look back!

The moment he saw the other party, he immediately turned his head to look behind him.

Nima, how can Bai Lan be so ugly, bastard? !

Is there any integrity of the collapse? !Do you want to die instantly? !

Labor and management really can't hold it!

Next, the beautiful girl with a white lace dress, the beautiful girl with a tsundere girl in a tall school uniform, the female version of a handsome and unexplainable mouse, a fat QB, a man in a humanoid mech, a pockmarked ugly girl in a gorgeous ancient costume, and a black Hatsune Exciting Lolita appearing one after another

After experiencing surprises (scares) all the way, he stroked his injured little heart and returned home.

As a result, just after falling, the system prompt rang, 'Ding, trigger Li Beng'er, a scumbag teacher in the random world, and obtain the character identity——Da Lei, task, and obtain the cornerstone slate.Note: Qisan is the cornerstone of this world, please do not take it to prevent the world from collapsing. '

What is the cornerstone slate?

Muzi frowned slightly and fell into deep thought. He carefully recalled the scumbag teacher Li Beng'er that he had just finished watching.

To sum up, this is still a clichéd story of hot-blooded Xiaoqiang's upgrade. The main plot starts with a good-for-nothing pig's feet, and then keeps changing the consistent line of recruiting younger brothers and pushing bosses.

Among them, based on the beautiful characters with different personalities,