Blackening is the most annoying thing
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Looking at the thriving great country in front of him, Muzi couldn't help but feel a sense of pride in his heart.
"My lord, Your Majesty urgently calls you into the palace."
"Understood, you go down first." He waved his hand, and the guard quickly retreated.
He stood at the carved wooden door, adjusted his appearance, and then knocked lightly on the door.
"Come in." A cold male voice came from the door.
Muzi pushed open the door, knelt down on one knee and said, "Your Majesty Li Xingke, see Your Majesty."
"Why do you and I have to be like this?" The long silver hair traced a beautiful arc in the room illuminated by the setting sun.
The other party helped him up, and when he looked at the tall, elegant and beautiful young man in front of him, he felt an inexplicable sigh in his heart. Back then, he also thought that this was a lovely princess who would eventually grow into a generation of queens.Unexpectedly, the emperor turned out to be a man!But it's no wonder that this is the case, who told this emperor to have a woman's face.
Therefore, Muzi, who was wearing Li Xing's carved shell, also gave up his plan to bring the other party into the harem.He only accepts sister papers, he doesn't mess with the base! !This is pure man!Real husband, cute big tits!
"May I ask Your Majesty why he hastily summoned his ministers into the palace?" Muzi spoke bluntly to the Son of Heaven, because he had great power in his hands. With power, he naturally spoke forcefully.
The other party smiled lightly, his face was picturesque, and he was cold and charming, "What? I can't call you here if I have nothing to do."
Muzi also smiled, "Your Majesty, since you are so boring, why don't you find some beauties to serve you?"
"Could it be that in your eyes, I'm just waiting for the Son of Heaven who only knows love and romance?" The other party teased.
"How could it be? Your Majesty's brilliance and martial arts are well known." Muzi's kung fu of flattering his beard is a must, which is a must for the court.
"All right, all right, don't make fun of me..." Jiang Lihua raised her eyebrows, looking at Muzi, with flickering eyes.
"Your Majesty, it's past the age of weak crown, if we don't establish a queen again..." Although he said so, in his heart, he wanted to marry this master. It was purely a crime. Who would want to see his husband as prettier than himself? , This hurts self-esteem, don't explain it!
"Why, even you want to teach me a lesson!" Jiang Lihua glared at Muzi, her eyes flickering, all the more charming.
"Your Majesty, I dare not!" He quickly knelt down, thinking, this is the only bad thing about the MD dynasty, you have to kneel at every turn!
"Why don't you dare!" Jiang Lihua still sarcastically said.
He also had no choice but to smile wryly, and said nothing more.
For a moment, the atmosphere froze and silence spread.
Jiang Lihua sat on a dragon-carved lacquered wooden chair, took a sip of tea, and said slowly, "Lord Li, come and sit."
He also thought it was a sign that the emperor had calmed down, and when he got up, he saw that there was no chair around the chair Jiang Lihua was sitting on.He hurriedly knelt down on the ground again... slavish!This is Chi Guoguo's servility!It's a pity that he, who has lived in this world for decades, has long been unable to change.
He heard the other party chuckle, with an indescribable taste, he said, "What are you doing kneeling, come and sit."
He patted his leg, and he immediately understood what the other person meant, and he didn't dare to stand up. He raised his eyebrows and replied, "Your Majesty, you can't do this. You are a man of gold, so you must not make mistakes. !"
"Hehe..." He smiled, "I'm just joking with you, why are you serious, come and sit." He patted the vacant seat next to him again.
"His Majesty..."
"Why, do you still want to reject me?" Jiang Lihua's voice was cold at this time, with a chill rising from the soles of her feet.
Seeing that Muzi was in a state of hesitation, he might as well be more angry, and angrily scolded, "Do you still want me to make an order?!"
"This... Your servant obeys the order." Muzi looked up, as if the emperor who was full of anger, finally obeyed the other party and sat beside him.
The other party showed a triumphant smile, Muzi's figure stiffened, and he knew that he had been tricked again.After all, this kind of thing didn't happen once or twice. In childhood, this guy pretended to be cute, and when he was young, he used beauty tricks and all kinds of temptations.At this moment, as a monarch, it is natural to use intimidation.However, no matter what the method is, in the end Muzi obediently obeyed the other party.
Nima, I really can't afford to be hurt by a subject who is led by the nose by the emperor! !
"I just want to get close to you, Xing Ke, don't be angry, you have become more and more old-fashioned in recent years, if it weren't for me, you..." Jiang Lihua pouted, like an octopus entangled with Muzi.
"Your Majesty, please respect yourself!" Although being touched by a beauty is very happy, the premise is that the other party is not of the same sex!
"What's the relationship between us? We still care about this." The other party whispered in his ear.
The scorching breath made his ears itch, and he could only sigh helplessly, "It's not that I don't care. If others see it, it will damage your image."
"Who dares!" Jiang Lihua raised her lips, showing a stern smile.
He shook his head and sighed, "If I retreat to the mountains and forests, I really don't know who can stop you!"
"You want to retire?!" Jiang Lihua asked in disbelief, startled.
"I'm almost old. In the past, I entered the government as a general and fought in the battlefield for decades. Naturally, I'm no better than those officials in the court." Muzi lowered his eyes and sighed.In the entire Chinese Federation back then, only Li Xingke was able to drive the Shenhu with his physical fitness alone, and the pressure of driving the Shenhu was naturally fine when he was young and strong and energetic.After so many years of fighting, in order to make meritorious service and get promoted as soon as possible, he used his life to fight, and after winning every battle, he suffered countless hidden injuries.No matter how good the shell carved by Li Xing is, it is still too heavy to bear.
He also had a vague premonition in his heart that this life might not be long, and since that was the case, he didn't want to stay in the court where the wind was turbulent and the battles were endless.It is better to find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters and a picturesque fairyland to live in seclusion, preferably accompanied by a few picturesque and beautiful relatives, that would be more in line with his wishes.
Listening to Muzi's rambling words, Jiang Lihua's expression slowly sank, yes, he forgot that the other party was 11 years older than him, he was still young, and the other party was already approaching middle age.He lowered his eyes, all kinds of thoughts flying in his mind.Before he knew it, his hands were clenched into fists.
13. Rebellious Brother Hugh
The two chatted a little more about the recent situation, and Jiang Lihua's leisurely and friendly tone quickly shortened the distance between the two of them, reducing the strangeness at the beginning.
"Hehe, time is really merciless, 15 years is really like a fleeting moment, quicksand between fingers." Muzi recalled the past, his eyes were as soft as water.The emperor in front of him was grown up by him, and in the blink of an eye, the other person seemed to suddenly grow taller, from a cute loli to a young king.This, time, is really nothing!
Jiang Lihua blinked, watching him sink into memories, with a warm face, she knew what he was thinking.
He lowered his head and looked down, and saw that the black silk was clear and silvery, two completely different kinds of blue silk, twisted and twisted, just like intertwined threads, so close that they could not be separated from each other.The corners of her lips turned up slightly involuntarily, unable to restrain the inexplicable joy in her heart.
"What's the matter?" Muzi looked at him with a smile on his face, and thought to himself, this person's appearance is clear and unparalleled, like a bright moon, but there is a bit of charm in his eyebrows and eyes. If he was born in the modern society, he would be a transvestite!
Of course Jiang Lihua was not the only one Muzi slandered him, he looked at Muzi, and there was only one person in Muzi's eyes, and that was herself.This realization naturally made him overjoyed.Xin Dao, it would be great if time stopped at this moment.
Naturally, Muzi felt uncomfortable under his scorching gaze, so he got up quickly and said, "If His Majesty is fine, Rong Chen will step down first."
"Why do you talk like this? I told you that we don't have to be like this." Jiang Lihua quickly reached out to hold him, her brows slightly frowned, her eyes sparkled, and her face was sad, "Why don't you sit down for a while and talk to me, just like that Is it difficult?"
Resolutely resist the temptation of beauty! !Although his heart was firm, he finally succumbed to the charm of the other party under the constant winking eyes, and his tone softened, "Oh...of course not."
"It's fine if you don't, it's almost noon, why don't we have dinner together." Hearing the other party's tone soften, he continued to make an insatiable suggestion.
"This...isn't that good, if the rest of the courtiers..."
"Which one of them would dare!" He took Muzi's hand and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, you are not allowed to say anything more, let's go..."
Muzi got up helplessly, and the two walked out of the study hand in hand, heading towards the dining room.
This meal, I really don't know how to eat it, so I just think about how to leave as soon as possible.After the meal, Jiang Lihua still refused to let him go, the two chatted for a long time, until he repeatedly asked to leave, Jiang Lihua finally let him go.
Muzi didn't understand, most people were clingy when they were children, how could this person become more clingy as he grew up.Unable to understand this question, he gave up thinking deeply.
He had just returned to Luoyang from other provinces, and after entering the palace to meet the emperor, he began the work he should do as a military minister.When he returned to the court, he naturally spent most of his time with the emperor, and two years passed in the blink of an eye.
In the past two years, with the passage of time, the emperor's clinginess has risen more than once. In this invisible embarrassment, he is almost out of breath.Two words flashed through his mind—Run away!Then set off immediately, transfer to other provinces, and submit a memorial after leaving.Later, I heard that although the emperor was furious, he still refused to let him come back.
After another three years of peace in other provinces, Muzi finally decided to retire, so he sent a letter of resignation and went to the palace to pack up his things and prepare to spend his old age peacefully after traveling in the mountains and rivers.
Unexpectedly, what he received was an invitation letter for the emperor's wedding, and he had to go.
Since it was the emperor's wedding, he naturally couldn't refuse, so he packed his things and returned to Luoyang again in the airship.
Above the court, seeing the emperor's cold and hard face, Muzi knew that he was not calm, but for the emperor who played a petty temper, he could only spread his hands and laugh helplessly.
On the eve of the emperor's wedding, the other party invited him to the palace for a talk, and he went without any sense of crisis.The two drank and chatted with Yue, and after a few rounds, he thought to himself, if the emperor's anger subsides, then he will be allowed to retire.
Muzi mentioned the matter of his retirement a little bit, the other party's expression changed, he seemed a little unhappy, and said, "Why bring up such a disappointment at this time?!"
"But the minister is old..."
"You are not old!" The other party rushed forward, grabbed his waist, and hurriedly refuted his words.
Muzi was so drunk that he didn't notice anything wrong with their postures. In his eyes, the silver-haired young man in front of him seemed to coincide with the little Loli from many years ago, and he couldn't help but reach out and touch the other's head.
"Xing Ke... How about you being my queen?" He couldn't help murmuring.
Muzi shuddered, came back to his senses, and asked in disbelief, "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"
"Hehe..." Jiang Lihua's eyes flashed darkly, and then she smiled at him foolishly.
"Your Majesty, you're drunk!" Muzi heaved a sigh of relief, patting him afraid of the other party.He thought, it seems that he was drunk and his mind was muddy.
"I'm not drunk!" The other party argued, leaning on Muzi, looking at the bright moon under the night, and asked softly, "Xing Ke, what do you want to do after retirement?"
Muzi was overjoyed when he heard the words, so he agreed to his resignation, and quickly described his plan for a better life in the future, "Father has always hoped that I will leave offspring, I guess I will marry a decent wife, Then have a few children and spend your old age in peace."
Jiang Lihua hugged him, pinched the corner of his clothes with her hands, her five fingers were hard, and her knuckles turned white.
When Muzi heard him, his voice was dry, "You must be happy..."
"Well, I will." Muzi hugged him back, and then smiled.
Jiang Lihua let him go, then got up and went back to the room, after a while, he took out a jug of wine and put it on the stone table, he said, "We won't go home if we don't get drunk today!"
"Okay!" Muzi's eyes were like stars, shining brightly.
"Xing Ke, do you remember when we first met?" Jiang Lihua picked up a glass of wine and handed it to Muzi.His eyes are as gentle as water, refreshing.
"Why don't you remember..." Muzi took a sip of wine and replied, "At that time...you were so young, staring at the sugar man and refusing to blink..."
"At that time, you stood in the dimly lit place and smiled at me... I think that may be the gentlest and most beautiful smile I have ever seen in my life."
"Xing Ke, I like you."
"What nonsense are you talking about?!" These words were like thunder on the ground, causing Muzi to be dazed, he stopped drinking and stood up quickly.There was a moment of dizziness in front of my eyes, and I fell to the ground with a bang.
"I like you." Jiang Lihua hugged Muzi and kissed his forehead.
"You...crazy, I'm...a man..." Muzi tried to widen his eyes, but his whole body was weak and he couldn't break free.Roaring in his heart, he doesn't want to disturb the foundation, don't disturb the foundation! ! !
"Well...I'm crazy...so, you will be my queen." His cold voice disappeared in his ears.
Jiang Lihua picked him up, and his figure disappeared into the deep palace. Under the shadow of the moonlight and clouds, there was only a wine bottle left...
Muzi was yelling "Don't disturb me, I don't want to disturb me". When he woke up, he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, only then did he realize that he had returned to the real world at some point.
In other words, he didn't pass out, why did he die... With such doubts in mind, he hurriedly opened the CG page and clicked on the fourth world.
He has splashed ink hair, a slender figure, and is dressed in red, sleeping peacefully and quietly on the bed.Jiang Lihua was also wearing a red robe. He bent down and kissed the forehead of the person on the bed. His silver hair was as dazzling as the moonlight.The whole room is filled with extremely gorgeous red, meandering and warm.
This CG is indeed so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off it.However, the premise is that the man on the bed is not himself!Muzi angrily closed the page.Naturally, I didn't see a line of words under the CG picture - forever united, life and death will never leave.
14. City of Killing
In real life, although there are various fitness martial arts, the real ancient martial arts have long since disappeared in the long river of history.
Muzi actually brought back all the internal strength he cultivated in Lu Luxiu's world. After realizing this, he was very pleasantly surprised.Unexpectedly, he, Li, can also become a generation of martial arts masters!Just as he was indulging in this beautiful fantasy, he had no choice but to discover one thing.
That is, the internal force is brought back, but the martial arts are not brought back.He was full of depression, thinking that the system just couldn't see him well!
With good internal strength, it would be a pity to waste it if he didn't learn martial arts. With this in mind, he went to enroll in a martial arts class, learned some martial arts sword moves, and strengthened his body.
But in the end, he still gave up halfway.
Because, otaku Li's body is really lazy by nature.It is obvious that he is mentally thinking about exercising and becoming a strong man so as not to be pushed.Physically, there is no motivation at all, glued to the bench, staring at the computer, all ambitions and ambitions have been turned into clouds.
Laziness is the enemy of life!
On this day, he sorted out his backpack and found that there were still many items obtained from doing tasks.He sold most of the useless things to the store and exchanged them for a suit of autumn water (defense +500).
Among the remaining items is a weapon use guide. He designated the weapon use guide as a writing brush, only to see a golden light flash, and the weapon use guide has become a brush use guide.He opened the guide, another golden light flashed, and several more ways to use the brush appeared in his mind.
Since then, he has set aside half an hour every day to exercise his internal force to drive the brush, and doing a few brush strokes will also help his body to look good and eat delicious.
A few days later, late at night, he packed up his things and went to bed on time.
'Ding, welcome player Li Muzi to Slaughter City and obtain the character identity—Alien M. For details, click PSP. '
Nima is an alien again... Having been unable to complain, he clicked on the character interface.
He looked left and right, and found that the alien looked a lot like a human, except that he had two more tentacles on the top of his head, and his skin was a little paler.
He touched his head, but found that the top of his head was empty? !
Nani, where did his mustache go? !
In the civilization of aliens, mustaches are as important as **, who?Who is it?Steal his beard! ?
With a frightened expression on his face, he hurriedly pulled out a mirror from the cabinet.
Looking at the person in the mirror, he froze for a moment, isn't this a normal guy, almost like a human... Wait, human!
Could it be that he is in an anthropomorphic state now? In that case, he should have illusion skills. Thinking so, he clicked on the skill tree.
…
Peat, why are there so few body skills? !
In addition to the anthropomorphic skills, there is only an attack skill of the electric eye? !
Why is it so weak? He looked at his character status again, and found that the alien's level was only level [-]!
Fortunately, there is a bracket behind it, indicating that he is actually more than 40 levels.If his actual level is lowered because of this, and finally pushed because of it, he will spit on the system!
Thinking of this, he began to recall the plot about Killing City...
The story of Killing City is similar to the novel Infinite Horror. It also enters the room after death, and then receives the task of black balls to kill aliens in real life. Every time you kill one, you can score points.One hundred points, you can leave the space completely, or revive your friends.
Kill aliens? !
He = Alien? !
Doesn't that mean that the role he plays this time is the villain again? !Or the extraterrestrial idiots pushed by pig's feet? !
Nima, do you want to be so cruel? !
The system really can't see him in peace!
However, in the memory of the anime Killing City, the pigs don't seem to have killed a first-born alien with tentacles, right? !So, he should be safe.
"Well..." He nodded thoughtfully, and opened the mission panel...
'Main task one, survival to return, reward experience XX, money XX, system upgrade. '
Muzi's current name is Ono Muzi, male, 32 years old, unmarried uncle, no house, no car, no gay friends.Now I just found a job as a museum security guard, including food and lodging.
The content of the job is very simple. Get up at [-]:[-] every morning to open the door and patrol once, and patrol once at [-]:[-] in the evening, then lock the door and go back to sleep.
The museum is so unpopular and low-funded that he is now the only hired security guard here.
Therefore, he also turned the entire security room into his private space, watching TV and playing computer games every day, and lived a leisurely life.
This day and night, he patrolled like in the past...
He walked along the marble paved ground, holding a flashlight in his hand, and shot around, checking the surrounding door locks.
Suddenly there was a rustling sound in the central hall, and he was startled. Could there be a thief? !He turned around and ran downstairs, thinking in his heart, all the antiques in the museum are very expensive, if one is smashed, or one is stolen, he will not be able to pay for it if he sells it!
Standing in the hall on the first floor, he looked around for a while, but found no trace of the thieves, and all the giant statues were normal.
He inspected the group of statues, guessing in his heart, maybe it was a mouse, turned around and was about to leave...
'Boom...'
'who....'
'Who are you? '
'This sentence, I should ask you, right? 'The sudden strange fluctuations made him react quickly, and he thought, probably another alien.
'Sorry, I thought you were human. '
A gentle and deep male voice pierced into Muzi's ears.He blinked and asked, 'What planet are you from? '
'I am from the planet of phantom mist. '
'So that's it, I'm from the planet of insects. '
'Hello, Bug Chong Star. 'His voice was slightly low, with a slight smile.
'Don't call me Chongchongxingren, my name is M, you can call me Muzi. '
'I am phantom sound. '
Muzi looked around and asked, 'Which sculpture is your host body? '
'Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands in the middle. ' he replied.
He walked into the gold-plated copper sculpture of Avalokitesvara and asked strangely, 'Why don't you choose a human body, the sculpture is so troublesome, and you can't move all day. '
Huanyin smiled wryly and explained, "When I landed, the aircraft had a problem. I accidentally fell into the sculpture and was injured. Now I can't leave this sculpture for the time being." '
Muzi smacked his lips and said, "You're really unlucky... But don't worry, I'm covering this site, so you can heal your wounds at ease!" '
'Thanks. ' He laughed, his voice warm.
'It's all right! Muzi waved his hand, "Let me know if you have any difficulties in the future, I will live by the back door!"
'Um. '
Phantom Sound is a gentle Phantom Mist Starman.According to him, the phantom mist star has no form since birth, just a cloud of illusory mist.They can transform into humans only after obtaining human genetic tissue.Their adult task is to come to the earth to obtain human genetic tissue. After they have a human form, they can only return to their hometown after completing the assessment.
And this year, it happened that he came here to perform the mission of adulthood, but the aircraft crashed due to a malfunction on the way, causing him to be seriously injured, and he could only stay in the sculpture to recuperate.
In this way, as the two spent more time together, he gained another alien friend.
The gear teeth of time whirled backwards many times, and a few years passed by like this.
15. City of Killing
In a blink of an eye, it was seven years.
Time is a terrible thing, no matter how profound the memory is, it will be wiped away one by one, leaving only weak dust in the end, maybe it will disappear after a gust of wind passes by.
A peaceful life, because it is too peaceful and happy, naturally easily obliterates those so-called ambitions.
Muzi was nervous all day long at first, worrying all the time that one day the justice messenger sent by the black ball room would come and push them away.But after so many years, he hadn't heard any rumors of aliens dying in large numbers, so he slowly relaxed his tense nerves.
And this relaxation is out of control...
Japan is originally the birthplace of various H comics, 18X games, 18X discs, and H novels.People are lazy, under the corrosion of this kind of life, he started his career as an otaku (uncle otaku)...
Over the past few years, he has encountered quite a few aliens. Although they are not the common cabbages on the street, they are everywhere, but he will meet a few from time to time.For example, the father and son of the Onion Star who live in the corner, although they look like the little monsters in the Bump Manda monster, they are kind-hearted and cook well.What's more, like the OO son of ox star, this guy is also a powerful alien. He summoned a large number of aliens, and even established an OX group (black/gang) in Japan, which is specially for aliens. people offer? ?Serve.
In short, the aliens settled on the earth, and lived in peace in human society...
Of course, not all aliens are friendly and kind, and some aliens are more irritable. They are like powder kegs. Once they are offended, violent killings are common.So it is best not to touch the tiger's buttocks, be careful that you will lose your life.
However, this is unavoidable. After all, the Milky Way is located in a remote place, and the earth is the only place where we can live.Naturally, some interstellar pirates, S-level and above prisoners who escaped from the prison, hid on the earth in order to avoid the pursuit of the interstellar police.But as far as the total number of aliens is concerned, they are still dominated by kind and friendly aliens.
The night is as cool as water, and the moon is as bright as jade. The museum under the night is like a sleeping monster, lying peacefully.
"Ayin, don't you feel annoyed that you have been here without moving for seven years?" Muzi sat on the ground, gnawing on an apple and playing Fruit Ninja.
"I... isn't this injury still recovering?" Huan Yin said softly.
"Oh, it's been seven years, and your injury seems really serious..." He took a bite of the apple and sighed.
"....I...."
"Just talk when you have something to say. It's not like you to be hesitant."
"It's nothing."
Muzi looked at the score on the screen and sighed, "Oh, I didn't break the record..."
Then I opened the browser and said, "Actually, I really want to see your human appearance..."
"...Really?" Phantom hesitated for a while.
"Yes, yes!" He nodded, rolling his eyes, "But you will definitely choose a good look, and you will definitely be much more handsome than my uncle."
"I..."
"Yeah, no need to explain, explaining is just covering up."
“…”
In the afternoon of the next day, Muzi went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables and seasonings, and was going to make hot pot today, but when he passed by the garbage dump, he stopped in his tracks.
Next to this garbage dump is the residence of Congcong and his son, and now it is as clean as if no one had ever lived in it.What's the matter... With such doubts, he couldn't help but walked in, looked around, and saw that the white walls were empty.
At this time, suddenly a handsome young man came to the door, and he stood there blankly, as if in a daze?Then another pretty woman with short hair came up to him.The two seem to know each other, but they are a little strange.
The young man saw Muzi carrying the vegetables and asked, "Excuse me, do you live here?"
Muzi rolled his eyes and replied, "Do you think it's possible?!" But there was a vague premonition in his heart, the man and girl in front of him gave him a sense of déjà vu, as if he had seen it somewhere...
"Sorry." The young man quickly bowed and apologized to him.
"It's okay, I'll come in and take a look." He waved his hand indifferently, raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Hello, I'm Ono Muzi."
"Hi, I'm Kato Katsura." The other party replied politely.
When he heard the name, a gleam flashed in his eyes, and he said, "Then, I'll go first." He turned around and left with the dishes in hand.
Kato wins, Xuan Yeji.How could he not know about the two pig feet that killed the city and the justice envoy who pushed to the Monster Stars.It seems that the plot has reached the point where they first entered the room and killed the Onion Star.
Muzi frowned slightly, because of his comfortable life in recent years, his memory of the plot was a little fuzzy.I only remember the aliens they killed, probably the Onion Stars, Tanaka Stars, Dinosaur Stars, Ghost Stars, Ring Stars...
Although there were no Zongchongxing people among these aliens, for his own safety, he still went back to make preparations.If it doesn't work, let's act first, chop off the pig's knuckle duo first.
Along the way, thinking about how to reverse the pig's feet, before I knew it, I had already returned to the security room...
In the middle of the night, he spread a blanket on the marble slab, took the plug board, lit two night lights, put the hot pot in the middle of the carpet, and some cleaned vegetables and meat were placed on plates scattered around. On the plate, he held a porcelain bowl with seasonings, and while cooking the vegetables, he ate carefully.
"It's so fragrant..." Huanyin sighed.
"It's right to know the fragrance. Hurry up and change into a human being, and eat hot pot with me." Muzi swallowed a piece of potato with a grunt.
"..." Huan Yin was silent for a while, and then replied, "Okay."
"Yeah?!" With a shake of his chopsticks, the shiitake mushrooms fell into the pot, and he looked at the statue in surprise and said, "You...does it mean that you are healed?"
"Hmm..." The voice of the phantom voice was slightly smiling.
"That's really congratulations!" His face was full of joy, but a haze suddenly appeared between his brows.I thought in my heart, the phantom sound is his only good alien friend after all, so it's better to remind him.
"What's the matter?" The other party seemed to have noticed his emotional change and asked.
"Recently, many aliens have died one after another. You can tell at a glance that they are aimed at aliens. If you want to go out to find the body, then you must be careful." He reminded carefully, he didn't want his good friend Became cannon fodder.
"Hmm." The other party's voice rose slightly, seeming to be somewhat joyful.
Muzi waved his hand towards the cold statue, and said with a smile, "Come back safely, I'll wait for you!"
"it is good."
"Then it's agreed."
Seven days later, a group of strange purple mist floated out from the museum. Standing in front of the museum was a young man with tentacles on his head, smiling, quietly watching the direction where the purple mist left...
I'll wait for your return....
He looked at the body of the phantom sound, disappeared into the clouds, smiled lightly, looked away, turned back to the security room, but his back was a little lonely.
He is a short-term protector, and Huanyin is his only alien friend, who treats him with sincerity, and so does he.
That night, Muzi was about to go to bed, but suddenly he heard a noisy human voice coming from the front door, followed by a loud rumbling sound...
What's going on... Just as he was wondering, he suddenly remembered that there seemed to be a statue star in the second volume of Slaughter City. He grabbed his clothes and rushed out...
This guy has a self-supporting level of nearly fifty, and has powerful weapons for protection, so he is not afraid of these people at all.When he rushed to the front door, he paused, then slowly shrank in a corner, opened his spiritual eyes, and carefully observed the ranks of these people.
'Xuanye Kei, Lv30, favorability 0, status unknown. '
'Kato Kato, Lv25, favorability 10, status unknown. '
'Megumi Kishimoto, Lv22, favorability 0. '
'Sakura Hill Saint, Lv28, favorability 0, status unknown. '
'Tokugawa Dream, Lv2, favorability 0. '
'...'
Except for the two pig's feet, I don't know the rest. I watched a few small dragons trying to hide in the museum at this time, while the other seniors were fighting hard against the huge statue at the door.
Muzi's eyes flashed, and the level of the statue's starman came into his eyes.
'Statue Starman, Lv38, favorability 10. '
It seems that this can be regarded as a small boss.He pondered for a while, then pulled out the brush, took a deep breath, went into the museum, and quietly dealt with the cannon fodder who were trying to hide.
Looking at the bloody corpses on the ground, his fingers trembled slightly, but he could only sigh.It is impossible for a person to be cold-blooded and ruthless from birth, it is only time that he learns to be indifferent.
Just at this time, the statue star outside seemed to have been dealt with, and the few people who were seriously injured seemed to enter the museum in order to find their companions.
Muzi's figure quietly disappeared in the shadows, and those bright eyes shone brightly in the darkness.
He wants to break down one by one! !
16. Magical Girl Koki
Break through the peat one by one! !
He looked at the group of sick, weak and disabled in front of him, smiled disdainfully, picked up the brush, rubbed the pen holder, and fired the masturbation gun with a "bang bang", his eyes flashed golden light from time to time, he hit the target when he saw it!
These miscellaneous soldiers of more than 30 levels are not his opponents at all. He is very happy to see the pig's feet retreating in a row, thinking that the pig's feet are nothing more than that.However, the pig's foot ** group suddenly burst into seeds, and their level soared to 99. Although it was only a few seconds, it was enough to push him away.
It's not that the boss is weak, it's that Storm Seed's pig feet are too cruel!
Nima, such a dead alien, I am really aggrieved and can't explain it! !
When he fell heavily to the ground, this life-and-death battle also came to an end...
Blood was flowing under his body, and the temperature was drained from his body. He lay down on the cold marble, his eyes reflected, and on the broken ceiling, there were stars twinkling and the Milky Way in the sky....
The breeze picked up the dust, brushed over his side face, rolled up a few strands of hair, and the smell of blood wafted through his nostrils, and he gently closed his eyes...
... nah...
Phantom sound....
Sorry... I broke my promise...
"Do not--"
Under the cool and watery moonlight, under the slanting light, the handsome man knelt on the ground, holding the corpse in his arms. He lowered his head and slid down slightly.
"My lord, Your Majesty urgently calls you into the palace."
"Understood, you go down first." He waved his hand, and the guard quickly retreated.
He stood at the carved wooden door, adjusted his appearance, and then knocked lightly on the door.
"Come in." A cold male voice came from the door.
Muzi pushed open the door, knelt down on one knee and said, "Your Majesty Li Xingke, see Your Majesty."
"Why do you and I have to be like this?" The long silver hair traced a beautiful arc in the room illuminated by the setting sun.
The other party helped him up, and when he looked at the tall, elegant and beautiful young man in front of him, he felt an inexplicable sigh in his heart. Back then, he also thought that this was a lovely princess who would eventually grow into a generation of queens.Unexpectedly, the emperor turned out to be a man!But it's no wonder that this is the case, who told this emperor to have a woman's face.
Therefore, Muzi, who was wearing Li Xing's carved shell, also gave up his plan to bring the other party into the harem.He only accepts sister papers, he doesn't mess with the base! !This is pure man!Real husband, cute big tits!
"May I ask Your Majesty why he hastily summoned his ministers into the palace?" Muzi spoke bluntly to the Son of Heaven, because he had great power in his hands. With power, he naturally spoke forcefully.
The other party smiled lightly, his face was picturesque, and he was cold and charming, "What? I can't call you here if I have nothing to do."
Muzi also smiled, "Your Majesty, since you are so boring, why don't you find some beauties to serve you?"
"Could it be that in your eyes, I'm just waiting for the Son of Heaven who only knows love and romance?" The other party teased.
"How could it be? Your Majesty's brilliance and martial arts are well known." Muzi's kung fu of flattering his beard is a must, which is a must for the court.
"All right, all right, don't make fun of me..." Jiang Lihua raised her eyebrows, looking at Muzi, with flickering eyes.
"Your Majesty, it's past the age of weak crown, if we don't establish a queen again..." Although he said so, in his heart, he wanted to marry this master. It was purely a crime. Who would want to see his husband as prettier than himself? , This hurts self-esteem, don't explain it!
"Why, even you want to teach me a lesson!" Jiang Lihua glared at Muzi, her eyes flickering, all the more charming.
"Your Majesty, I dare not!" He quickly knelt down, thinking, this is the only bad thing about the MD dynasty, you have to kneel at every turn!
"Why don't you dare!" Jiang Lihua still sarcastically said.
He also had no choice but to smile wryly, and said nothing more.
For a moment, the atmosphere froze and silence spread.
Jiang Lihua sat on a dragon-carved lacquered wooden chair, took a sip of tea, and said slowly, "Lord Li, come and sit."
He also thought it was a sign that the emperor had calmed down, and when he got up, he saw that there was no chair around the chair Jiang Lihua was sitting on.He hurriedly knelt down on the ground again... slavish!This is Chi Guoguo's servility!It's a pity that he, who has lived in this world for decades, has long been unable to change.
He heard the other party chuckle, with an indescribable taste, he said, "What are you doing kneeling, come and sit."
He patted his leg, and he immediately understood what the other person meant, and he didn't dare to stand up. He raised his eyebrows and replied, "Your Majesty, you can't do this. You are a man of gold, so you must not make mistakes. !"
"Hehe..." He smiled, "I'm just joking with you, why are you serious, come and sit." He patted the vacant seat next to him again.
"His Majesty..."
"Why, do you still want to reject me?" Jiang Lihua's voice was cold at this time, with a chill rising from the soles of her feet.
Seeing that Muzi was in a state of hesitation, he might as well be more angry, and angrily scolded, "Do you still want me to make an order?!"
"This... Your servant obeys the order." Muzi looked up, as if the emperor who was full of anger, finally obeyed the other party and sat beside him.
The other party showed a triumphant smile, Muzi's figure stiffened, and he knew that he had been tricked again.After all, this kind of thing didn't happen once or twice. In childhood, this guy pretended to be cute, and when he was young, he used beauty tricks and all kinds of temptations.At this moment, as a monarch, it is natural to use intimidation.However, no matter what the method is, in the end Muzi obediently obeyed the other party.
Nima, I really can't afford to be hurt by a subject who is led by the nose by the emperor! !
"I just want to get close to you, Xing Ke, don't be angry, you have become more and more old-fashioned in recent years, if it weren't for me, you..." Jiang Lihua pouted, like an octopus entangled with Muzi.
"Your Majesty, please respect yourself!" Although being touched by a beauty is very happy, the premise is that the other party is not of the same sex!
"What's the relationship between us? We still care about this." The other party whispered in his ear.
The scorching breath made his ears itch, and he could only sigh helplessly, "It's not that I don't care. If others see it, it will damage your image."
"Who dares!" Jiang Lihua raised her lips, showing a stern smile.
He shook his head and sighed, "If I retreat to the mountains and forests, I really don't know who can stop you!"
"You want to retire?!" Jiang Lihua asked in disbelief, startled.
"I'm almost old. In the past, I entered the government as a general and fought in the battlefield for decades. Naturally, I'm no better than those officials in the court." Muzi lowered his eyes and sighed.In the entire Chinese Federation back then, only Li Xingke was able to drive the Shenhu with his physical fitness alone, and the pressure of driving the Shenhu was naturally fine when he was young and strong and energetic.After so many years of fighting, in order to make meritorious service and get promoted as soon as possible, he used his life to fight, and after winning every battle, he suffered countless hidden injuries.No matter how good the shell carved by Li Xing is, it is still too heavy to bear.
He also had a vague premonition in his heart that this life might not be long, and since that was the case, he didn't want to stay in the court where the wind was turbulent and the battles were endless.It is better to find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters and a picturesque fairyland to live in seclusion, preferably accompanied by a few picturesque and beautiful relatives, that would be more in line with his wishes.
Listening to Muzi's rambling words, Jiang Lihua's expression slowly sank, yes, he forgot that the other party was 11 years older than him, he was still young, and the other party was already approaching middle age.He lowered his eyes, all kinds of thoughts flying in his mind.Before he knew it, his hands were clenched into fists.
13. Rebellious Brother Hugh
The two chatted a little more about the recent situation, and Jiang Lihua's leisurely and friendly tone quickly shortened the distance between the two of them, reducing the strangeness at the beginning.
"Hehe, time is really merciless, 15 years is really like a fleeting moment, quicksand between fingers." Muzi recalled the past, his eyes were as soft as water.The emperor in front of him was grown up by him, and in the blink of an eye, the other person seemed to suddenly grow taller, from a cute loli to a young king.This, time, is really nothing!
Jiang Lihua blinked, watching him sink into memories, with a warm face, she knew what he was thinking.
He lowered his head and looked down, and saw that the black silk was clear and silvery, two completely different kinds of blue silk, twisted and twisted, just like intertwined threads, so close that they could not be separated from each other.The corners of her lips turned up slightly involuntarily, unable to restrain the inexplicable joy in her heart.
"What's the matter?" Muzi looked at him with a smile on his face, and thought to himself, this person's appearance is clear and unparalleled, like a bright moon, but there is a bit of charm in his eyebrows and eyes. If he was born in the modern society, he would be a transvestite!
Of course Jiang Lihua was not the only one Muzi slandered him, he looked at Muzi, and there was only one person in Muzi's eyes, and that was herself.This realization naturally made him overjoyed.Xin Dao, it would be great if time stopped at this moment.
Naturally, Muzi felt uncomfortable under his scorching gaze, so he got up quickly and said, "If His Majesty is fine, Rong Chen will step down first."
"Why do you talk like this? I told you that we don't have to be like this." Jiang Lihua quickly reached out to hold him, her brows slightly frowned, her eyes sparkled, and her face was sad, "Why don't you sit down for a while and talk to me, just like that Is it difficult?"
Resolutely resist the temptation of beauty! !Although his heart was firm, he finally succumbed to the charm of the other party under the constant winking eyes, and his tone softened, "Oh...of course not."
"It's fine if you don't, it's almost noon, why don't we have dinner together." Hearing the other party's tone soften, he continued to make an insatiable suggestion.
"This...isn't that good, if the rest of the courtiers..."
"Which one of them would dare!" He took Muzi's hand and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, you are not allowed to say anything more, let's go..."
Muzi got up helplessly, and the two walked out of the study hand in hand, heading towards the dining room.
This meal, I really don't know how to eat it, so I just think about how to leave as soon as possible.After the meal, Jiang Lihua still refused to let him go, the two chatted for a long time, until he repeatedly asked to leave, Jiang Lihua finally let him go.
Muzi didn't understand, most people were clingy when they were children, how could this person become more clingy as he grew up.Unable to understand this question, he gave up thinking deeply.
He had just returned to Luoyang from other provinces, and after entering the palace to meet the emperor, he began the work he should do as a military minister.When he returned to the court, he naturally spent most of his time with the emperor, and two years passed in the blink of an eye.
In the past two years, with the passage of time, the emperor's clinginess has risen more than once. In this invisible embarrassment, he is almost out of breath.Two words flashed through his mind—Run away!Then set off immediately, transfer to other provinces, and submit a memorial after leaving.Later, I heard that although the emperor was furious, he still refused to let him come back.
After another three years of peace in other provinces, Muzi finally decided to retire, so he sent a letter of resignation and went to the palace to pack up his things and prepare to spend his old age peacefully after traveling in the mountains and rivers.
Unexpectedly, what he received was an invitation letter for the emperor's wedding, and he had to go.
Since it was the emperor's wedding, he naturally couldn't refuse, so he packed his things and returned to Luoyang again in the airship.
Above the court, seeing the emperor's cold and hard face, Muzi knew that he was not calm, but for the emperor who played a petty temper, he could only spread his hands and laugh helplessly.
On the eve of the emperor's wedding, the other party invited him to the palace for a talk, and he went without any sense of crisis.The two drank and chatted with Yue, and after a few rounds, he thought to himself, if the emperor's anger subsides, then he will be allowed to retire.
Muzi mentioned the matter of his retirement a little bit, the other party's expression changed, he seemed a little unhappy, and said, "Why bring up such a disappointment at this time?!"
"But the minister is old..."
"You are not old!" The other party rushed forward, grabbed his waist, and hurriedly refuted his words.
Muzi was so drunk that he didn't notice anything wrong with their postures. In his eyes, the silver-haired young man in front of him seemed to coincide with the little Loli from many years ago, and he couldn't help but reach out and touch the other's head.
"Xing Ke... How about you being my queen?" He couldn't help murmuring.
Muzi shuddered, came back to his senses, and asked in disbelief, "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"
"Hehe..." Jiang Lihua's eyes flashed darkly, and then she smiled at him foolishly.
"Your Majesty, you're drunk!" Muzi heaved a sigh of relief, patting him afraid of the other party.He thought, it seems that he was drunk and his mind was muddy.
"I'm not drunk!" The other party argued, leaning on Muzi, looking at the bright moon under the night, and asked softly, "Xing Ke, what do you want to do after retirement?"
Muzi was overjoyed when he heard the words, so he agreed to his resignation, and quickly described his plan for a better life in the future, "Father has always hoped that I will leave offspring, I guess I will marry a decent wife, Then have a few children and spend your old age in peace."
Jiang Lihua hugged him, pinched the corner of his clothes with her hands, her five fingers were hard, and her knuckles turned white.
When Muzi heard him, his voice was dry, "You must be happy..."
"Well, I will." Muzi hugged him back, and then smiled.
Jiang Lihua let him go, then got up and went back to the room, after a while, he took out a jug of wine and put it on the stone table, he said, "We won't go home if we don't get drunk today!"
"Okay!" Muzi's eyes were like stars, shining brightly.
"Xing Ke, do you remember when we first met?" Jiang Lihua picked up a glass of wine and handed it to Muzi.His eyes are as gentle as water, refreshing.
"Why don't you remember..." Muzi took a sip of wine and replied, "At that time...you were so young, staring at the sugar man and refusing to blink..."
"At that time, you stood in the dimly lit place and smiled at me... I think that may be the gentlest and most beautiful smile I have ever seen in my life."
"Xing Ke, I like you."
"What nonsense are you talking about?!" These words were like thunder on the ground, causing Muzi to be dazed, he stopped drinking and stood up quickly.There was a moment of dizziness in front of my eyes, and I fell to the ground with a bang.
"I like you." Jiang Lihua hugged Muzi and kissed his forehead.
"You...crazy, I'm...a man..." Muzi tried to widen his eyes, but his whole body was weak and he couldn't break free.Roaring in his heart, he doesn't want to disturb the foundation, don't disturb the foundation! ! !
"Well...I'm crazy...so, you will be my queen." His cold voice disappeared in his ears.
Jiang Lihua picked him up, and his figure disappeared into the deep palace. Under the shadow of the moonlight and clouds, there was only a wine bottle left...
Muzi was yelling "Don't disturb me, I don't want to disturb me". When he woke up, he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, only then did he realize that he had returned to the real world at some point.
In other words, he didn't pass out, why did he die... With such doubts in mind, he hurriedly opened the CG page and clicked on the fourth world.
He has splashed ink hair, a slender figure, and is dressed in red, sleeping peacefully and quietly on the bed.Jiang Lihua was also wearing a red robe. He bent down and kissed the forehead of the person on the bed. His silver hair was as dazzling as the moonlight.The whole room is filled with extremely gorgeous red, meandering and warm.
This CG is indeed so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off it.However, the premise is that the man on the bed is not himself!Muzi angrily closed the page.Naturally, I didn't see a line of words under the CG picture - forever united, life and death will never leave.
14. City of Killing
In real life, although there are various fitness martial arts, the real ancient martial arts have long since disappeared in the long river of history.
Muzi actually brought back all the internal strength he cultivated in Lu Luxiu's world. After realizing this, he was very pleasantly surprised.Unexpectedly, he, Li, can also become a generation of martial arts masters!Just as he was indulging in this beautiful fantasy, he had no choice but to discover one thing.
That is, the internal force is brought back, but the martial arts are not brought back.He was full of depression, thinking that the system just couldn't see him well!
With good internal strength, it would be a pity to waste it if he didn't learn martial arts. With this in mind, he went to enroll in a martial arts class, learned some martial arts sword moves, and strengthened his body.
But in the end, he still gave up halfway.
Because, otaku Li's body is really lazy by nature.It is obvious that he is mentally thinking about exercising and becoming a strong man so as not to be pushed.Physically, there is no motivation at all, glued to the bench, staring at the computer, all ambitions and ambitions have been turned into clouds.
Laziness is the enemy of life!
On this day, he sorted out his backpack and found that there were still many items obtained from doing tasks.He sold most of the useless things to the store and exchanged them for a suit of autumn water (defense +500).
Among the remaining items is a weapon use guide. He designated the weapon use guide as a writing brush, only to see a golden light flash, and the weapon use guide has become a brush use guide.He opened the guide, another golden light flashed, and several more ways to use the brush appeared in his mind.
Since then, he has set aside half an hour every day to exercise his internal force to drive the brush, and doing a few brush strokes will also help his body to look good and eat delicious.
A few days later, late at night, he packed up his things and went to bed on time.
'Ding, welcome player Li Muzi to Slaughter City and obtain the character identity—Alien M. For details, click PSP. '
Nima is an alien again... Having been unable to complain, he clicked on the character interface.
He looked left and right, and found that the alien looked a lot like a human, except that he had two more tentacles on the top of his head, and his skin was a little paler.
He touched his head, but found that the top of his head was empty? !
Nani, where did his mustache go? !
In the civilization of aliens, mustaches are as important as **, who?Who is it?Steal his beard! ?
With a frightened expression on his face, he hurriedly pulled out a mirror from the cabinet.
Looking at the person in the mirror, he froze for a moment, isn't this a normal guy, almost like a human... Wait, human!
Could it be that he is in an anthropomorphic state now? In that case, he should have illusion skills. Thinking so, he clicked on the skill tree.
…
Peat, why are there so few body skills? !
In addition to the anthropomorphic skills, there is only an attack skill of the electric eye? !
Why is it so weak? He looked at his character status again, and found that the alien's level was only level [-]!
Fortunately, there is a bracket behind it, indicating that he is actually more than 40 levels.If his actual level is lowered because of this, and finally pushed because of it, he will spit on the system!
Thinking of this, he began to recall the plot about Killing City...
The story of Killing City is similar to the novel Infinite Horror. It also enters the room after death, and then receives the task of black balls to kill aliens in real life. Every time you kill one, you can score points.One hundred points, you can leave the space completely, or revive your friends.
Kill aliens? !
He = Alien? !
Doesn't that mean that the role he plays this time is the villain again? !Or the extraterrestrial idiots pushed by pig's feet? !
Nima, do you want to be so cruel? !
The system really can't see him in peace!
However, in the memory of the anime Killing City, the pigs don't seem to have killed a first-born alien with tentacles, right? !So, he should be safe.
"Well..." He nodded thoughtfully, and opened the mission panel...
'Main task one, survival to return, reward experience XX, money XX, system upgrade. '
Muzi's current name is Ono Muzi, male, 32 years old, unmarried uncle, no house, no car, no gay friends.Now I just found a job as a museum security guard, including food and lodging.
The content of the job is very simple. Get up at [-]:[-] every morning to open the door and patrol once, and patrol once at [-]:[-] in the evening, then lock the door and go back to sleep.
The museum is so unpopular and low-funded that he is now the only hired security guard here.
Therefore, he also turned the entire security room into his private space, watching TV and playing computer games every day, and lived a leisurely life.
This day and night, he patrolled like in the past...
He walked along the marble paved ground, holding a flashlight in his hand, and shot around, checking the surrounding door locks.
Suddenly there was a rustling sound in the central hall, and he was startled. Could there be a thief? !He turned around and ran downstairs, thinking in his heart, all the antiques in the museum are very expensive, if one is smashed, or one is stolen, he will not be able to pay for it if he sells it!
Standing in the hall on the first floor, he looked around for a while, but found no trace of the thieves, and all the giant statues were normal.
He inspected the group of statues, guessing in his heart, maybe it was a mouse, turned around and was about to leave...
'Boom...'
'who....'
'Who are you? '
'This sentence, I should ask you, right? 'The sudden strange fluctuations made him react quickly, and he thought, probably another alien.
'Sorry, I thought you were human. '
A gentle and deep male voice pierced into Muzi's ears.He blinked and asked, 'What planet are you from? '
'I am from the planet of phantom mist. '
'So that's it, I'm from the planet of insects. '
'Hello, Bug Chong Star. 'His voice was slightly low, with a slight smile.
'Don't call me Chongchongxingren, my name is M, you can call me Muzi. '
'I am phantom sound. '
Muzi looked around and asked, 'Which sculpture is your host body? '
'Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands in the middle. ' he replied.
He walked into the gold-plated copper sculpture of Avalokitesvara and asked strangely, 'Why don't you choose a human body, the sculpture is so troublesome, and you can't move all day. '
Huanyin smiled wryly and explained, "When I landed, the aircraft had a problem. I accidentally fell into the sculpture and was injured. Now I can't leave this sculpture for the time being." '
Muzi smacked his lips and said, "You're really unlucky... But don't worry, I'm covering this site, so you can heal your wounds at ease!" '
'Thanks. ' He laughed, his voice warm.
'It's all right! Muzi waved his hand, "Let me know if you have any difficulties in the future, I will live by the back door!"
'Um. '
Phantom Sound is a gentle Phantom Mist Starman.According to him, the phantom mist star has no form since birth, just a cloud of illusory mist.They can transform into humans only after obtaining human genetic tissue.Their adult task is to come to the earth to obtain human genetic tissue. After they have a human form, they can only return to their hometown after completing the assessment.
And this year, it happened that he came here to perform the mission of adulthood, but the aircraft crashed due to a malfunction on the way, causing him to be seriously injured, and he could only stay in the sculpture to recuperate.
In this way, as the two spent more time together, he gained another alien friend.
The gear teeth of time whirled backwards many times, and a few years passed by like this.
15. City of Killing
In a blink of an eye, it was seven years.
Time is a terrible thing, no matter how profound the memory is, it will be wiped away one by one, leaving only weak dust in the end, maybe it will disappear after a gust of wind passes by.
A peaceful life, because it is too peaceful and happy, naturally easily obliterates those so-called ambitions.
Muzi was nervous all day long at first, worrying all the time that one day the justice messenger sent by the black ball room would come and push them away.But after so many years, he hadn't heard any rumors of aliens dying in large numbers, so he slowly relaxed his tense nerves.
And this relaxation is out of control...
Japan is originally the birthplace of various H comics, 18X games, 18X discs, and H novels.People are lazy, under the corrosion of this kind of life, he started his career as an otaku (uncle otaku)...
Over the past few years, he has encountered quite a few aliens. Although they are not the common cabbages on the street, they are everywhere, but he will meet a few from time to time.For example, the father and son of the Onion Star who live in the corner, although they look like the little monsters in the Bump Manda monster, they are kind-hearted and cook well.What's more, like the OO son of ox star, this guy is also a powerful alien. He summoned a large number of aliens, and even established an OX group (black/gang) in Japan, which is specially for aliens. people offer? ?Serve.
In short, the aliens settled on the earth, and lived in peace in human society...
Of course, not all aliens are friendly and kind, and some aliens are more irritable. They are like powder kegs. Once they are offended, violent killings are common.So it is best not to touch the tiger's buttocks, be careful that you will lose your life.
However, this is unavoidable. After all, the Milky Way is located in a remote place, and the earth is the only place where we can live.Naturally, some interstellar pirates, S-level and above prisoners who escaped from the prison, hid on the earth in order to avoid the pursuit of the interstellar police.But as far as the total number of aliens is concerned, they are still dominated by kind and friendly aliens.
The night is as cool as water, and the moon is as bright as jade. The museum under the night is like a sleeping monster, lying peacefully.
"Ayin, don't you feel annoyed that you have been here without moving for seven years?" Muzi sat on the ground, gnawing on an apple and playing Fruit Ninja.
"I... isn't this injury still recovering?" Huan Yin said softly.
"Oh, it's been seven years, and your injury seems really serious..." He took a bite of the apple and sighed.
"....I...."
"Just talk when you have something to say. It's not like you to be hesitant."
"It's nothing."
Muzi looked at the score on the screen and sighed, "Oh, I didn't break the record..."
Then I opened the browser and said, "Actually, I really want to see your human appearance..."
"...Really?" Phantom hesitated for a while.
"Yes, yes!" He nodded, rolling his eyes, "But you will definitely choose a good look, and you will definitely be much more handsome than my uncle."
"I..."
"Yeah, no need to explain, explaining is just covering up."
“…”
In the afternoon of the next day, Muzi went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables and seasonings, and was going to make hot pot today, but when he passed by the garbage dump, he stopped in his tracks.
Next to this garbage dump is the residence of Congcong and his son, and now it is as clean as if no one had ever lived in it.What's the matter... With such doubts, he couldn't help but walked in, looked around, and saw that the white walls were empty.
At this time, suddenly a handsome young man came to the door, and he stood there blankly, as if in a daze?Then another pretty woman with short hair came up to him.The two seem to know each other, but they are a little strange.
The young man saw Muzi carrying the vegetables and asked, "Excuse me, do you live here?"
Muzi rolled his eyes and replied, "Do you think it's possible?!" But there was a vague premonition in his heart, the man and girl in front of him gave him a sense of déjà vu, as if he had seen it somewhere...
"Sorry." The young man quickly bowed and apologized to him.
"It's okay, I'll come in and take a look." He waved his hand indifferently, raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Hello, I'm Ono Muzi."
"Hi, I'm Kato Katsura." The other party replied politely.
When he heard the name, a gleam flashed in his eyes, and he said, "Then, I'll go first." He turned around and left with the dishes in hand.
Kato wins, Xuan Yeji.How could he not know about the two pig feet that killed the city and the justice envoy who pushed to the Monster Stars.It seems that the plot has reached the point where they first entered the room and killed the Onion Star.
Muzi frowned slightly, because of his comfortable life in recent years, his memory of the plot was a little fuzzy.I only remember the aliens they killed, probably the Onion Stars, Tanaka Stars, Dinosaur Stars, Ghost Stars, Ring Stars...
Although there were no Zongchongxing people among these aliens, for his own safety, he still went back to make preparations.If it doesn't work, let's act first, chop off the pig's knuckle duo first.
Along the way, thinking about how to reverse the pig's feet, before I knew it, I had already returned to the security room...
In the middle of the night, he spread a blanket on the marble slab, took the plug board, lit two night lights, put the hot pot in the middle of the carpet, and some cleaned vegetables and meat were placed on plates scattered around. On the plate, he held a porcelain bowl with seasonings, and while cooking the vegetables, he ate carefully.
"It's so fragrant..." Huanyin sighed.
"It's right to know the fragrance. Hurry up and change into a human being, and eat hot pot with me." Muzi swallowed a piece of potato with a grunt.
"..." Huan Yin was silent for a while, and then replied, "Okay."
"Yeah?!" With a shake of his chopsticks, the shiitake mushrooms fell into the pot, and he looked at the statue in surprise and said, "You...does it mean that you are healed?"
"Hmm..." The voice of the phantom voice was slightly smiling.
"That's really congratulations!" His face was full of joy, but a haze suddenly appeared between his brows.I thought in my heart, the phantom sound is his only good alien friend after all, so it's better to remind him.
"What's the matter?" The other party seemed to have noticed his emotional change and asked.
"Recently, many aliens have died one after another. You can tell at a glance that they are aimed at aliens. If you want to go out to find the body, then you must be careful." He reminded carefully, he didn't want his good friend Became cannon fodder.
"Hmm." The other party's voice rose slightly, seeming to be somewhat joyful.
Muzi waved his hand towards the cold statue, and said with a smile, "Come back safely, I'll wait for you!"
"it is good."
"Then it's agreed."
Seven days later, a group of strange purple mist floated out from the museum. Standing in front of the museum was a young man with tentacles on his head, smiling, quietly watching the direction where the purple mist left...
I'll wait for your return....
He looked at the body of the phantom sound, disappeared into the clouds, smiled lightly, looked away, turned back to the security room, but his back was a little lonely.
He is a short-term protector, and Huanyin is his only alien friend, who treats him with sincerity, and so does he.
That night, Muzi was about to go to bed, but suddenly he heard a noisy human voice coming from the front door, followed by a loud rumbling sound...
What's going on... Just as he was wondering, he suddenly remembered that there seemed to be a statue star in the second volume of Slaughter City. He grabbed his clothes and rushed out...
This guy has a self-supporting level of nearly fifty, and has powerful weapons for protection, so he is not afraid of these people at all.When he rushed to the front door, he paused, then slowly shrank in a corner, opened his spiritual eyes, and carefully observed the ranks of these people.
'Xuanye Kei, Lv30, favorability 0, status unknown. '
'Kato Kato, Lv25, favorability 10, status unknown. '
'Megumi Kishimoto, Lv22, favorability 0. '
'Sakura Hill Saint, Lv28, favorability 0, status unknown. '
'Tokugawa Dream, Lv2, favorability 0. '
'...'
Except for the two pig's feet, I don't know the rest. I watched a few small dragons trying to hide in the museum at this time, while the other seniors were fighting hard against the huge statue at the door.
Muzi's eyes flashed, and the level of the statue's starman came into his eyes.
'Statue Starman, Lv38, favorability 10. '
It seems that this can be regarded as a small boss.He pondered for a while, then pulled out the brush, took a deep breath, went into the museum, and quietly dealt with the cannon fodder who were trying to hide.
Looking at the bloody corpses on the ground, his fingers trembled slightly, but he could only sigh.It is impossible for a person to be cold-blooded and ruthless from birth, it is only time that he learns to be indifferent.
Just at this time, the statue star outside seemed to have been dealt with, and the few people who were seriously injured seemed to enter the museum in order to find their companions.
Muzi's figure quietly disappeared in the shadows, and those bright eyes shone brightly in the darkness.
He wants to break down one by one! !
16. Magical Girl Koki
Break through the peat one by one! !
He looked at the group of sick, weak and disabled in front of him, smiled disdainfully, picked up the brush, rubbed the pen holder, and fired the masturbation gun with a "bang bang", his eyes flashed golden light from time to time, he hit the target when he saw it!
These miscellaneous soldiers of more than 30 levels are not his opponents at all. He is very happy to see the pig's feet retreating in a row, thinking that the pig's feet are nothing more than that.However, the pig's foot ** group suddenly burst into seeds, and their level soared to 99. Although it was only a few seconds, it was enough to push him away.
It's not that the boss is weak, it's that Storm Seed's pig feet are too cruel!
Nima, such a dead alien, I am really aggrieved and can't explain it! !
When he fell heavily to the ground, this life-and-death battle also came to an end...
Blood was flowing under his body, and the temperature was drained from his body. He lay down on the cold marble, his eyes reflected, and on the broken ceiling, there were stars twinkling and the Milky Way in the sky....
The breeze picked up the dust, brushed over his side face, rolled up a few strands of hair, and the smell of blood wafted through his nostrils, and he gently closed his eyes...
... nah...
Phantom sound....
Sorry... I broke my promise...
"Do not--"
Under the cool and watery moonlight, under the slanting light, the handsome man knelt on the ground, holding the corpse in his arms. He lowered his head and slid down slightly.
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