Seven Chapters of Facial Paralysis

"What's wrong with being caught in bed!" Lu Xiaofeng argued bluntly, "I haven't done anything yet!"

"That's because you heard my footsteps," Gong Jiu said with a sneer, "but it doesn't matter, it's just a plaything. If you cooperate with me this time, it's okay to give her to you after it's done."

Lu Xiaofeng looked indignant, "How can you say that, she is a person and not an object!"

Gong Jiu raised her phoenix eyes, "Didn't she tell you? I bought her from a brothel, and I have trained/taught her to become what she is today, no matter how noble and glamorous she is." Infringement, in fact, she is still a concubine who can be bought and sold at will, not to mention that she is mine, so it is too rude for you to defend your concubine in front of the man who was almost cuckolded by you like this?"

Lu Xiaofeng was rendered speechless by what he said.

Gong Jiu leaned closer to him, pinched his chin, and said in a frivolous tone: "Why is it that a person like you who can't walk when he sees a woman can make such a big name in the world? No matter how I look at it, I can't see any advantages in you. What's even more strange is that you are still alive and well, don't those women who you have slept with but you are not responsible for have not blamed you? "

He let go of Lu Xiaofeng's chin, looked at him sarcastically, and said, "Following me still has the status of a concubine, but following you has nothing, why is she still so warm to you? I have treated her all these years too. Not bad, but she has always hated me, was afraid of me, hated me, and was cold to me. But she has only known you for a day, and she is willing to sleep with you, don't you find it strange? "

Lu Xiaofeng said dully: "She said it was because I killed her enemy. She promised that whoever kills her enemy, she would give her body to him. But I didn't agree! At that time she pulled me in , I haven't had time to refuse, you came here, I'm not such a casual person, okay!"

Tang Wuxun looked at him in amazement, and Hua Manlou said in the same amazement: "Aren't you very casual in the first place?"

Lu Daxia covered his face in embarrassment.

Gong Jiu smiled sarcastically, and said: "Look, there are such women in the world, who can't live a good life, but rush to cheat on other men."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at him suspiciously, "You don't seem to be angry?"

"I'm angry, it's a little bit, no matter how you say it's my woman," Gong Jiu said lightly, "But it doesn't mean to do anything to you, your cooperation is much more important than a woman at present, if you want her, it's okay After it’s done, it’s fine if I give it to you, after all, concubines are in business.”

Lu Xiaofeng originally thought that the girl she had just met named Shaman was noble and glamorous, very attractive, but after hearing Gong Jiu's words, for some reason, she suddenly felt that she was nothing more than that...

Hua Manlou showed a smile that was not a smile, and said to Gong Jiu: "You are very good at talking." In a few words, the charm of a woman was lost.

Gong Jiu didn't pick up his words, but changed the subject, "Let's get down to business, Wu Ming wants Lu Xiaofeng to join his organization, become an invisible person, and then go to assassinate Zhu Mingzhen. Originally, he planned to serve as a bodyguard in Ouchi this year. During the Grand Competition, he arranged for his masters to participate. After being selected to enter the university, he waited for an opportunity to act, but he did not expect that Zhu Mingzhen would go on a southern tour this year, so the assassins Zhu Mingzhen encountered last time were actually those corrupt officials who were encouraged by him. dispatched."

Hua Manlou suddenly realized, "Oh, so you are in Jiangnan, and you are actually there to protect His Majesty, not to go to Eagle Eye Lao Qi to ask for an explanation."

Gong Jiu's expression froze and he turned his head away, and said: "After you rescued him, Wu Ming decided to carry out the original plan. He planned to assassinate Zhu Mingzhen first, then help me to take the throne, secure the throne, and then make him a princess." The prime minister, the prime minister, or something, and then I became his puppet, and the government was in his hands alone. The 500 million taels of silver were used to bribe officials in the court and win over those forces in the world."

He glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, and continued: "There are so many masters in the imperial palace, it is not so easy to assassinate Zhu Mingzhen, although he is strong in martial arts, but he is definitely not good against so many masters, and he can't let me Do it, because I need an alibi, and I must be far away when Zhu Mingzhen died, so after he saw Lu Xiaofeng, he felt that Lu Xiaofeng was really suitable, because since the decisive battle between Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng, the world Many people in the world know that Lu Xiaofeng and Zhu Mingzhen have friendship."

"I see," Lu Xiaofeng nodded seriously, "Then should I promise him or not?"

"Of course," Gong Jiu said with a smile, "but you can't agree so quickly, let these two guys go first..." He pointed to the couple who were eating and listening, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Let them Go make trouble first, make Wu Ming anxious, and take this opportunity to develop a relationship with Shaman, so that everyone on the island—the most important thing is Wu Ming—feel that the two of you have a deep relationship, and then I will threaten her with her life. If you want you to do something for Wu Ming, then you agree."

"That's not good..." Lu Xiaofeng scratched his head, "It's too despicable to use a woman's feelings."

"You think she is using you?" Gong Jiu sneered, "Do you really think she fell in love with you at first sight? She just wanted to use you to take her away from me. She hates me so much that she wants me to die early in her dreams. "

Lu Xiaofeng looked at him strangely, and asked, "You didn't do something outrageous to her, did you?"

Gong Jiu's eyes darkened, and he said coldly: "Do you think that if you redeem her from the brothel and give her food and clothes, it's usually just a matter of pleasure and sleep for a night. Is it considered a grievance? Teach her martial arts, teach her to read and teach her to make money, Does it count as God's wrath? Giving her a name and status, is it God's anger?"

"Then why does she hate you?" Lu Xiaofeng was curious.

"Why don't you ask her?" Gong Jiu sneered, "I want to see what reason she can say!"

He acted righteously, as if he really didn't know why Sharman hated him. Although everyone felt that they couldn't believe his one-sided words, the balance in their hearts was still tilted to his side. For example, Lu Xiaofeng felt that he had a good impression of Sharman lowered again.

And Hua Manlou comforted him sympathetically: "It's okay, you are an emperor and noble, and your martial arts are superb, there will always be good girls who will like you."

Tang Wuxun nodded silently.

Then Lu Xiaofeng finally remembered to ask Tang Wuxun: "Brother Tang! Why did you lie to me just now!"

Tang Wuxun turned his head to look at him, his dark eyes made him shiver, "Because I saw the words you left in the thatched shed."

Lu Daxia finally knew what retribution was.

Hua Manlou laughed a few times in a good mood, and stretched out the bowl in his hand to his family's A Xun, "A Xun, help me get some balls."

Tang Wuxun asked him: "Meat balls or fish balls?"

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Gong Jiu stared at this very life-like scene, and said helplessly: "Clean up after eating!" Then he pulled Lu Xiaofeng away, because when he pulled Lu Xiaofeng over just now, he was slapped In the name of "suspecting that he is a spy, I want to interrogate him", of course he will be taken out now that the interrogation is over.

Since Gong Jiu's library is usually forbidden to be approached by anyone, the idiot couple lived very comfortably in it. After lunch, they read a book for a while - of course, it was Tang Wuxun who read to him with Huamanlou in his arms. Yes, and then took a nap together - because they only go out at night, the day is really boring.In the evening, Tang Wuxun also ordered a pot of super delicious noodles. After the two finished eating, they touched Gong Jiu's bathroom and took a bath in the big hot spring bath, because they hadn't been able to take a good bath for a few days. The gun went off, but considering that Gong Jiu was still gnashing his teeth outside the bathroom and waiting for them to come out, and he was embarrassed to do this in other people's private places, the two of them got dressed obediently and went out to do business.

The main thing they have to do is to sneak into the forbidden area marked on the map given to them by Gong Jiu, take some valuable things, and then make some big noises.

So this night, the study of Wu Ming, Gong Jiu's disciple, was broken into, and the study was turned into a mess. The intruder even alarmed the guards when they left, but when the guards arrived, there was no one there. .

The next day there was chaos on the island, and even Gong Jiu's yard was searched. Fortunately, Gong Jiu notified the couple in advance, and Tang Wuxun flew away with Hua ManLou again.

Then at night, the gambling house on the island was broken into again, and the secret room where the money was placed in the gambling house was also discovered. The strange thing is that the thief did not ask for the money inside, but took the account book.

On the third day, there was naturally another big search during the day, but of course they couldn't find it.

It is worth mentioning that the couple originally went to make trouble, but relying on Tang Wuxun's deep understanding of the organization, they actually found something of value - a list of Wu Ming's bribery of officials in the court.

Gong Jiu was quite surprised, because he had searched for it many times, but he had never found it.He kept pretending in front of Wu Ming that he really wanted to usurp the throne and hated the royal family, but Wu Ming was still on guard against him and never handed over the old man to him, so he didn't even know that there were other secret rooms in Wu Ming's study.

Martial law had already begun on the island. According to him, since the list was taken away by the couple, Wu Ming became anxious.

"Now you can take the last step," he said confidently, "pretend to have left the island with the list."

So the couple sneaked to the dock on the island in the middle of the night on the fourth day. Tang Wuxun knocked down everyone with incense, and the two rowed a small boat.Of course, they wouldn't keep rowing that boat honestly. Once they got out of the dock and were a little far away from the island, the two of them found a rock to stand on. Hua Manlou pushed the boat away with his palms, and Tang Wuxun The poor boat was smashed with a thousand receivers—it was really smashed, and it was completely smashed—seeing the sea water sweeping away the debris of the boat, the two flew back in the dark to return. They were on the big Hua Family ship waiting for them at sea, and ordered people to leave the sea overnight.

"Seeing that there is no boat, Wu Ming must be in a hurry. He must have thought that we had already left with the evidence," he finally returned to his cabin and his bed, and Hua Manlou nestled in the arms of his family Xun proudly. The corner of his mouth curled up, and he said in a very memorable tone, "It turns out that being a snitch is so exciting."

Tang Wuxun pinched his face helplessly, "Hua Gongzi, if you do this again, Gong Jiu will call you vulgar again."

"Whatever he says," Hua Manlou squeezed into his arms with a smile, "I don't need him to like me, it's enough if you like me."

Tang Wuxun bowed his head and kissed the tip of his nose, and said in a low voice, "Let's do it today, okay?"

Hua Manlou trembled, fumbled to untie the belt of his coat, and said in a low voice, "I, I will keep my voice down..."

The sound insulation on the boat was too bad, so when he was bullied so much that he couldn't hold back his voice, he bit Tang Wuxun's shoulder so hard that blood came out from the bite, and he felt very distressed afterward, but for those with rough skin and thick flesh For someone with facial paralysis, that little injury is nothing at all, and eating his wife several times is the biggest gain.