PUBG protect me, hurry up!

Chapter 37 The living room is chaotic at the moment 78......

The living room was in a mess right now, and the floor was covered with bottles, jars, and barrels. The moment Lin Yichen opened the door and walked in, he thought the house had been burglarized.

He glanced at Lin Chaoxi who was busy with his buttocks pouted and murmured: "What are you doing?"

Before Lin Chaoxi had time to say anything, he heard Lu Yunpan's voice from the kitchen: "Your mother is going out to sell Liangpi, the two buckets on the ground are filled with our freshly made Liangpi, and the rest are seasonings and the like. s things."

"Aunt Lin is going to sell Liangpi?" Lu Shiyan asked in the yard, who was putting away his pajama pants. He really couldn't imagine what it would be like for Lin Chaoxi to set up a stall selling Liangpi.

"Yes!" Lin Chaoxi waved his hand, stood up, and said with a spring breeze, "My Liangpi stall will open in the afternoon!"

Lin Yichen glanced at her, took out slippers from the shoe cabinet and changed them on.

"When did Aunt Lin set up a Liangpi stall?" Lu Shiyan came in from the house with pajama pants, and glanced at his mother who was smoking at the kitchen door.

"She has a fart cold noodle stall," Lu Yunpan glanced at Lin Chaoxi, "just push a small cart and sell it on the side of the road."

Lin Yichen paused to change his slippers, then raised his head to look at Lin Chaoxi: "Where's the car?"

Lin Chaochao: "..."

Lin Chaoxi had an awkward smile on his face: "I didn't buy it."

Lin Yichen: "..."

"Shall we go out after lunch to buy a car for auntie?" Lu Shiyan asked.

"Well," Lin Yichen took the slippers from the shoe cabinet and put them under his feet. When he bent over to change the shoes, he subconsciously reached out to grab the pajama pants in his hand.

I don't want to, I pulled it and didn't move it.

He raised his head slowly, and rolled his eyes at Lu Shiyan: "Let go."

The events of the morning floated before his eyes, and Wang Yang's words in the alley echoed in his ears. Lu Shiyan's heart, which had finally calmed down, was pulled by Lin Yichen, and suddenly became restless again.

The waves were undulating and turbulent, and the whole person was instantly surrounded by the words "guilty heart".

"Those who don't know think I robbed you of money," Lin Yichen opened his fingers, took the pajama pants and went back to the bedroom.

After lunch, Lin Yichen and Lu Shiyan went to the market and bought a small electric tricycle for Lin Chaoxi. It was clean and white. Although it couldn't change the fact that it was a tricycle, it was still the most beautiful of the tricycles.

"Can you ride?" Lu Yunpan came out of the yard, looked at the tricycle parked at the gate of the yard, then looked at the stuff on the tricycle, and finally turned his questioning eyes to the man riding on the tricycle. forest tide.

"Yes, yes, no problem, this is electric power!" Lin Chaoxi stepped on the pedal happily, and the moment the words landed, a smile also froze on his face.

She didn't move!

How fat four ducks!Lin Chaoxi froze in place, staring at Lu Yunpan.

Lu Yunpan, who witnessed the 360-degree change of Lin Chaoxi's expression: "···"

The corner of Lu Yunpan's mouth twitched, and he wanted to say you fucking don't sell it, the moped can't be pedaled, and you're still selling a fart Liangpi.

"The brakes are so tight that even gods can't move," Lin Yichen came out of the courtyard with a string of firecrackers in his hand, one behind the other, and the two of them went to the open space in front and spread out the firecrackers.

"Oh," Lin Chaoxi suddenly realized, and let go of the brake, "I haven't ridden for a long time, so I'm a little nervous."

Lu Yunpan rolled his eyes towards the sky, speechless.

"Let's go," Lin Yichen lit the cannonball, "Good business."

"Gong Xi Fa Cai!" Accompanied by the sound of crackling firecrackers, Lin Chaoxi kicked off the most beautiful cub happily.

Lu Yunpan looked at Lin Chaoxi's cheering back, and was a little worried: "Do you think she will be kicked out by the urban management?"

Lin Yichen: "..."

Lu Shiyan: "..."

Lu Yunpan sighed, and continued to worry about Lin Chaoxi amidst the deafening sound of firecrackers: "I don't know why, but I always feel that she will be kicked out by the city management."

Lin Chaoxi was indeed kicked out by the urban management. She was kicked out twice by the urban management on the way to find a place to set up a stall on a small tricycle, and she was chased three streets by a stray dog ​​who came out of nowhere!Still chasing it even now!

Compete with my wife!can you!While pedaling, she mocked the dog in her heart, until she threw the dog eight blocks away before pulling over and stopping the car.

Panting heavily, she took out her mobile phone from her pocket and called Lu Yunpan to complain: "I was kicked out twice by the city management!"

Lu Yunpan calmly said: "Then?"

Lin Chaoxi was very irritable: "Then he was chased by dogs for three streets!"

Lu Yunpan's eyelids twitched, and he asked tentatively, "How many copies of Liangpi did you sell?"

Lin Chaoxi said forcefully, "Ten copies!"

Lu Yunpan said calmly: "If this trend continues, when will you be able to earn back the money that Chenchen bought you for the electric tricycle?"

Lin Chaoxi thought for a while: "One piece of Liangpi costs ten yuan, I sold ten copies... it will take about three months?"

Lu Yunpan couldn't bear it anymore, he gritted his teeth and said, "You fucking get out of the winery right now! If you don't get back in 10 minutes, you fucking get out of the house!"

Lin Chaoxi hung up the phone quickly, and raced against time to roll to the door of Lu Yunpan's winery: "Lu Yunpan! I'm back! I didn't time out!"

While talking, he glanced at the phone with a guilty conscience. After reading it, he shouted confidently: "Nine minutes and 20 seconds! I've checked the time!"

Lu Yunpan came out of the winery, raised his arm, and pointed out a location for her: "That's right there, the place where you sell Liangpi in the future, do you understand?"

"Understood," Lin Chaoxi parked the car at the spot she designated, and opened his mouth to shout, "Liangpi Liangpi Handmade Liangpi~Pure natural, pollution-free, delicious and cheap Liangpi~"

The corner of Lu Yunpan's mouth twitched, and he closed his eyes unbearably. Two seconds later, he left Lin Chaoxi with a "I don't know you" back, and turned back to the winery.

There were more and more people outside, so she picked up her mobile phone, took a photo of Lin Chaoxi, who runs a thriving Liangpi business, and sent it to the newly created group at home.

Wishing Lin Chao a happy opening (4)

Lu Yunpan: Ms. Lin Chaoxi has lived up to everyone's expectations. The Liangpi business is booming in front of my store. We can change the group name.

After posting this message, Lu Yunpan quickly changed the group name.

"Lu Yunpan" changed the group name to "Lin Chaoxi Pays Back the Money!"

Lin Chaochao pays back the money! (4)

Lu Yunpan: My sons, let's take a look at the new group name, what do you think?Do I need to add two words to the group name?For example, Lin Chaoxi should pay back the money quickly?

Lu Shiyan: Be a human being and keep a line so that we can meet each other in the future. Be careful that Aunt Lin kicks you to the ground at night.

Lin Yichen: You can also add it.

After two seconds.

"Lu Yunpan" changed the group name to "Lin Chaoxi Hurry up and pay back the money!"

Lin Chaoxi, hurry up and pay back the money! (4)

Lu Shiyan: Shocked jpg.

Lin Yichen: smiling jpg.

Lu Yunpan: Laugh out loud. jpg. Has Chenchen finished the exam?

Lin Yichen: After the exam, I'm going to pick up Zhiyi and my partner.

Lu Yunpan: Okay, Lin Chaoxi and I will go back after we buy some vegetables. We will be there when the three of you arrive home.

Lu Shiyan asked a question: Why the three of them?Am I not human?

Lu Yunpan: Don't you want to study by yourself at night?

Lu Shiyan: I don't need to go to @林依晨, wait for me downstairs in the second year of high school.

On the playground, Lin Yichen replied while walking: Now?

After sending out, he glanced at his watch, and there was still half an hour before get out of class was over.

Lu Shiyan's message came back in seconds, just two words: now.

Lin Yichen clicked his tongue, it seems that this brother not only wanted to skip the evening self-study, but also wanted to skip this class.

He put his phone back in his pocket and walked towards the teaching building.

When Lin Yichen arrived downstairs, Lu Shiyan was already waiting there, leaning against the wall, playing with his mobile phone.

"Where are you going?" Lin Yichen looked around, and his eyes fell on the wall next to him.

Lu Shiyan paused with his fingertips, and looked up at him: "So fast?"

Lin Yichen let out a "hmm", his eyes were still on the fence next to him: "Cross the fence?"

Lu Shiyan followed his gaze and reminded: "This wall must be [-] meters."

"So?" Lin Yichen raised his eyebrows.

"Climb over the fence," Lu Shiyan pointed to the iron fences on both sides of the school gate.

"Are you more daring?" Lin Yichen was amused, and walked towards the school gate, "Let's walk through the school gate with a big swagger."

"That's too bold," Lu Shiyan smiled, lifting his heels to follow him.

When the two were about to reach the school gate, they separated and left. Lu Shiyan climbed over the fence and Lin Yichen walked through the main entrance.

When passing by the guard's room, Lin Yichen glanced inside. There was no one there, so he took a few steps back, and was about to call Lu Shiyan, who had climbed over the fence, to come over, but unexpectedly, Lu Shiyan had already stood outside the school and waved to him.

The one who climbed over the fence was faster than he could walk through the main entrance, Lin Yichen smiled softly.

This brother probably skips classes a lot.

Lu Zhiyi and Lin Banyu's school is not far from their school, and it takes less than 10 minutes to walk there.

When the two arrived at the school gate, the elementary school students were lining up in an orderly manner to go out.

Their school uniforms were blue, and they stood out among the parents. Lin Banyu and Lu Zhiyi saw them as soon as they came out of the school gate.

"Brother!" The children slapped their arms and ran towards them, shouting as they ran, "We have left homework today!"

"What homework?" Lu Shiyan took the schoolbag from them, and the four of them went to the bus stop.

"Diary!" Lu Zhiyi said with an unhappy face.

"Let's write about parents!" Lin Banyu was also very unhappy, and pouted at Lin Yichen.

Lin Yichen and Lu Shiyan looked at each other, of course they knew that the children didn't want to write about their parents.

The two said in unison: "My brother is also a parent."

"But the title given by the teacher is my parents." Lin Banyu followed Lin Yichen into the car with small, resentful steps, and walked through the crowd to the back of the car. "Why do you have to write about my parents?"

"That's right," Lu Zhiyi frowned, "Why do you have to write about Mom and Dad?"

The dejected state of the children continued until they returned home and could not be relieved.

"What's the matter with you two?" Lu Yunpan passed by the living room, glanced at the two little ones squatting on the sofa and staring at his homework, and then at the two big ones sitting opposite the two little ones, and said blankly, " Are these two being scolded by the teacher?"

The two little ones didn't say a word, they were both having a headache about the diary title of the two little ones.

"No," the two little ones lined up together, and continued to stare at their homework book after speaking, with that posture, they wanted to stare a hole in the homework book.

"Arguing again?" Lu Yunpan was puzzled, took a tomato from the refrigerator and walked to the kitchen, "Reconcile before dinner, don't affect your appetite because of the quarrel."

"Can't you pick one and write it?" Lu Shiyan looked at Lu Zhiyi.

Lu Zhi didn't even think about it: "I don't have a father."

Lin Banyu added: "Although I have it, I don't want to have it."

Lu Shiyan leaned back in his chair, turning his head to look at Lin Yichen.

The two looked at each other, and they both saw worry in each other's eyes.

The children have already started from why they should write about mom and dad to think that I don't have a dad and I don't want to have a dad.

"In terms of numbers, your family members are more than other children," Lu Shiyan said nonsense seriously, "Isn't it?"

Lin Yichen: "..."

Children:"···"

It is true to say so, but... the children said in unison: "We still don't have a father."

"You have an older brother," Lin Yichen also started talking nonsense, risking everything for the physical and mental health of the children, "so your family members are more than other children in terms of number and gender."

Children:"···"

Although the children were dizzy, they still did not forget the important point: "But the title of the diary is my parents."

"Why did you write about my parents!" Lu Shiyan frowned slightly and said, "As your elder brother, I don't accept it! I'm even a little sad! They are also family members, why can't I appear in your diary?"

Lin Yichen suppressed the smile on his lips, and echoed: "Sad, I feel that your teacher is excluding us."

I have to say that although Lu Shiyan's method is mentally handicapped, it is very effective.

He looked at the children whose attention had been diverted in an instant, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

"Don't be sad," Lu Zhiyi's eyebrows were knotted, she walked up to them, and patted their shoulders one by one with her little hand, "Let's just write about brother!"

"Yes!" Lin Banyu also came over and patted the backs of their hands one by one, "Just say I have two good brothers!"

Lu Zhiyi: "..."

Lu Zhiyi exploded: "What two! Am I not human!"

Lin Banyu was taken aback for a moment, and then exploded: "I'm not comforting my brothers!"

Lu Zhiyi put his hands on his hips and snarled at her: "You can't say two! I'm not your brother!"

Lin Banyu raised his head and shouted loudly: "Look at yourself! You don't look like my brother! You know how to quarrel with me!"

Yes, start again.

Lin Yichen and Lu Shiyan looked at each other and laughed.

The atmosphere in the living room suddenly brightened, and Lu Shiyan subconsciously touched Lin Yichen next to him: "Kids are so easy to coax."

"Yeah," Lin Yichen kept smiling on his lips, leaned his head back, looked lazily at the side of his face, and said in a low voice, "I was scared to death."

Warm breath fell on the side of the ear, Lu Shiyan turned his head slightly, and when his gaze swept across his pale lips, he stretched out his hand like a ghost, and tapped his lips lightly with his fingertips.

When the soft touch came, Lu Shiyan's expression paused, and he regained his senses slowly.

While regaining his senses, the things that had been left behind by him came back to his mind.

That's pretty bland.

Once again, he plunged into the whirlpool of Lin Yichen knowing or not knowing.

Lin Yichen knew that Lu Shiyan would be embarrassed, but he didn't expect him to be embarrassed from the morning to now.

He closed his eyes and wanted to speak, but he couldn't because Lu Shiyan's fingertips were still on his lips. When he opened his mouth, Lu Shiyan probably could put his hand into his mouth.

Gee.

It's embarrassing.

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