PUBG protect me, hurry up!

"Shi Yan hasn't come out yet?" Lin Chaoxi passed by the bathroom door with the computer in his arms. When he saw that the bathroom door was still closed, his expression suddenly became serious. She glanced at Lu Yun who was in the restaurant, who was only focused on eating noodles, regardless of his son's health. Pan said angrily, "Lu Yunpan, did you not clean the dishes?"

"Ah?" Lu Yunpan looked up at her in a daze.

"Did you not rinse out the dish soap when you washed the dishes?" Lin Chaoxi put the computer in the middle of the dining table, clicked play, pulled a chair and sat next to her, "Did your son eat the dish soap?"

Lu Yunpan rolled his eyes towards the sky, and said with a sneer: "Eat dish soap...you can think of it, you might as well say that he ate leftovers and spoiled it."

"It's also possible!" Lin Chaoxi took a mouthful of noodles, and the moment his eyes fell on the computer screen, his attention quickly shifted from Lu Shiyan's diarrhea, "Didn't this woman and this man break up? What's going on?" Yeah? Why are you kissing again? What did we miss? No, go back and start again, I don’t understand.”

"You have already repeated this content five or six times. Even a fish with a seven-second memory should remember it?" Lu Yunpan gave her a complicated look, feeling that with her speed of chasing dramas, today Don't even think about finishing this episode.

So, her only thought at the moment is: quickly finish this bowl of noodles!Roll to bed after eating!

Of course, she can only think about it, after all, she and Lin Chaoxi have never eaten faster together.

When the children are in front of him, Lin Chaoxi can still say a few words less, and when the children are not in front of him...haha!

Lu Yunpan rolled her eyes, and listened to Lin Chaoxi's stand-up comedy next to her, cursing in her heart, but in order for this stand-up comedy to end quickly, she had to agree, so she clapped her hands: "Yes, yes, yes, You're right! Makes sense! So fucking makes sense!"

The stand-up comic session lasted for more than ten minutes, and Lin Yichen played Lu Shiyan all over in this ten minutes.

When the knock on the door came from outside the bathroom again, Lu Shiyan had the illusion that he was going to die in Lin Yichen's mouth tonight.

"Son," Lu Yunpan said while knocking on the door, "I'll take you to the hospital, it's too scary for you to squat for half an hour!"

"I'm calling you," Lin Yichen kept moving his hands, staring straight at Lu Shiyan's face that was forced into the wave, "Speak out."

"Fuck," the pleasure came one after another, Lu Shiyan put his hands on his waist, and suddenly pulled him back into his arms, and the moment he tilted his head to kiss his lips, a suppressed muffled hum escaped from between his teeth.

The clear mint flavor came from the tip of his tongue, Lin Yichen's eyelids twitched violently, he moved his hand to the side, and turned on the shower.

"Hey, it's over? You squeaked when it was over! It made me worry for nothing!" Outside the door, Lu Yunpan, who heard the sound of water, was puzzled, and whispered, "What's wrong with taking a shower after going to the toilet? ?”

"Taking a bath?" Lin Chaoxi, who came over with the computer in his arms, was puzzled, "Why did you take a bath?"

"Don't ask," Lu Yunpan took the computer from her hand, and said as he walked to the bedroom, "If you ask, you don't know."

"Okay," Lin Chaoxi slapped off the living room lights, and walked back behind her, "We don't know, and we dare not ask."

The mist was dense, and the rapid panting sounds were intertwined, kneading into the sound of the drizzling water.

Lu Shiyan leaned on Lin Yichen's body as if he had no bones, his breathing was still a little unsteady: "Go out?"

"You plan to stay here tonight if you don't go out?" Lin Yichen's posture was loose, leaning lazily against the wall.

Lu Shiyan buried his head in his neck: "I want to see the legs."

Lin Yichen raised his lower eyelids, slowly raised the hand covering his waist, pinched the back of his neck gently, and said for no reason, "Huh?"

Lu Shiyan raised his head to look at him: "See if Ceng Hong is there."

The light outside the bathroom was off, without the faint light, the bathroom was pitch black at the moment, only a rough outline could be seen.

"Look at it later," Lin Yichen swept his fingertips lightly at the end of his eyes, put his hand on his chest, pushed back, pointed to the scattered clothes on the ground and said, "The clothes are all wet."

"There are bathrobes on the hanger," Lu Shiyan said casually, "There are also bath towels, and there are towels too..."

"Shut up for a while, are you tired?" Lin Yichen hooked his neck, pulled towards him, kissed him on the lips, pushed open the bathroom door and went out.

"What about the clothes?" Lu Shiyan crossed his arms and looked at the clothes soaked in water on the ground, "Would you like to wash them now?"

Lin Yichen's hand on the bathrobe belt froze slightly, and he wanted to laugh: "Now Aunt Lu can pull up your pants for you after doing the laundry."

"That's right," Lu Shiyan clicked his tongue, picked up the clothes on the ground and threw them into the clothes basket, took a bathrobe from the hanger and put it on.

"Turn on the light?" Lin Yichen sat on the edge of the sink and wiped his hair with a towel while his hair was still dripping.

"Turn it on, it's too dark," Lu Shiyan walked up to him, fumbled for the wall with his hands, and flicked on the light.

The light suddenly brightened, and Lin Yichen closed his eyes uncomfortably: "I'm going blind."

Lu Shiyan narrowed his eyes, raised his head to look at him, and when his gaze swept over his slightly open neckline, his eyes deepened, and he pointed out: "I'm going to be blind too."

The young man's white and tender neck was covered with dark and light hickey marks at the moment, even if the hickey marks were not there, there was actually a tooth mark on that delicate collarbone.

He raised his hand, hooked and pulled his fingertips on Lin Yichen's neckline, and after seeing his masterpiece on that cold white chest, he really felt like he was going to go blind: "We were fighting so fiercely just now?"

"Huh?" Lin Yichen didn't know why, and gave him a half-flirtatious glance.

Lu Shiyan didn't speak, and tapped lightly on the tooth mark with his fingertips.

Lin Yichen followed his gaze to look at himself, and finally understood what he meant when he said that the battle was fierce.

More than just intense, it would not be an exaggeration to describe it as tragic.

"Lu Shiyan," Lin Yichen slowly raised his head to look at him, "Is this a fucking human thing?"

"There's something called concealer," Lu Shiyan calmly changed the subject.

Concealer?

Lin Yichen squinted his eyes, and two seconds later, he tugged at the belt with his fingers, and quickly let go of the bathrobe.

Pointing to the dark and light hickey marks on his body, he half smiled and said, "Can't it be covered up in half an hour?"

The bright light envelops the young man's thin figure, the cold white complexion and the hickey marks of different shades are in stark contrast, the visual impact is undoubtedly huge.

Lu Shiyan raised his chin lightly, and blew a hooligan whistle at him, his eyes slowly followed his smooth abdominal muscles, and fell on those slender and straight legs.

"It's red," he said.

"It's better to turn off the light," Lin Yichen sighed softly, and raised his hand to turn off the light, but was stopped by a hand crossing over.

"I'll just take a look," Lu Shiyan tugged his hand.

"Look?" Lin Yichen glanced at his hands on his lap, "Look with your hands?"

Lu Shiyan was noncommittal, and gently rubbed his fingertips on the slightly red skin on the side of his leg: "I feel like I'm not working hard, why is it red?"

Lin Yichen pursed his lips and smiled: "I want to know why?"

Lu Shiyan looked up at him.

"I also want to know why." Lin Yichen stood up, hooked the strap of his bathrobe with his fingertips, put it close to his ear, and said word by word, "Is it cool? Just now."

Lu Shiyan's expression paused, the image of him pushing Lin Yichen against the wall in the bathroom just now floated up instantly, and of course, Lin Yichen's thin lips parted slightly and his voice was low, "Hurry up, brother".

"Listening to your voice...it should be very refreshing," Lin Yichen said with a lazy ending, "I will try it too? After you try it, you can summarize why your legs get red?"

Lu Shiyan's breathing suddenly became half a beat faster, and he was teased.

Lin Yichen stepped back a certain distance, tilted his head to look at him, with interest in his eyes: "Turn on the light?"

"Come on," Lu Shiyan tilted his head and kissed his mouth.

"Brother? Mom?" There was a knock on the door suddenly, and Lu Zhiyi's voice, which was obviously not awake, came, "Open the door quickly, you're peeing your pants."

Hold.

The sparks splashed and the two froze at the same time.

Lu Shiyan raised his head, met Lin Yichen who was looking over, and silently opened his mouth: What should I do?

"Open the door," Lin Yichen glanced in the mirror, his current image, tsk, let's hide in the bathroom.

"Brother," followed the sound of opening the door, came Lu Zhiyi's dazed voice, "Why are you still awake?"

"Thinking about life," while speaking, Lu Shiyan glanced in the mirror guiltily. Although Lin Yichen didn't leave too many obvious marks on his body, it was not without.

He raised his hand and tugged at the neckline of the bathrobe, turned his head and glanced in the direction of the bathroom, and when he glanced at Lin Yichen's hand hanging by the bathroom door, for some reason, he suddenly wanted to laugh.

"Continue to think about life, good night," Lu Zhiyi said after going to the bathroom, waving her little hands and going back to the bedroom.

"Come out," Lu Shiyan closed the door and walked to the bathroom door, "Zhiyi has returned to the room."

Lin Yichen glanced at his half-dry hair: "Go and blow dry your hair."

Lu Shiyan raised his eyebrows: "Shouldn't you say that we continue?"

"Go ahead," Lin Yichen dragged him to the sink, took the hair dryer and dried his hair, "I'm so scared."

"It's gone?" Lu Shiyan grabbed under him, "It's so caught off guard?"

"Are you too scared by Zhiyi? Have you scared out of your self-defense system?" Lin Yichen gave him a glance, "You can stand strong even when you're so scared?"

"Not standing either," Lu Shiyan said honestly.

"But?" Lin Yichen stroked his hair, made sure it was dry, and blow-dried himself.

"But it doesn't affect it standing up again," Lu Shiyan wrapped his arms around his waist from behind.

Lin Yichen put the hair dryer back in the drawer, turned his head and looked at the watch hanging on the wall, it was past one o'clock, if he didn't sleep, he would not have to go to class tomorrow.

He turned off the light in the bathroom, dragged Lu Shiyan back to the bedroom, closed the door, and locked the lock in one go. Without giving Lu Shiyan a chance to struggle, he threw him on the bed and said ruthlessly, "Stop standing, it's more than one o'clock." .”

After finishing speaking, he went to open the closet door and looked for their underwear and pajamas.

Lu Shiyan: "..."

"What kind of eyes are you looking at?" Lin Yichen walked to the bed and said while changing clothes.

"Looks of dissatisfaction," Lu Shiyan took the clothes and put them on himself, "Is it too late after one o'clock? We have only left the base for a few days, and you have forgotten our regular work and rest time?"

Lin Yichen hung their bathrobes on the hanger and lay down on the bed: "Are you at the base now? No class tomorrow?"

Lu Shiyan got under the quilt and stared at the back of his head: "I want to drop out of school."

Lin Yichen: "..."

Lin Yichen couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Lu Shiyan plucked his hair, "Laughing ass."

"Good night," Lin Yichen turned around and took him back into his arms.

"Good night," Lu Shiyan wrapped his arms around his waist, and kissed him on the lips.

"Yes," Lin Yichen replied lazily with his eyes closed.

"Hmm, what do you mean?" Lu Shiyan's hand covering his back slowly descended, and his fingertips hooked around the waist of his trousers.

"Well, that's what you fucking mean to put me to sleep," Lin Yichen controlled his hand that could do whatever he wanted.

"Good night," Lu Shiyan's legs also started to act mischievously.

Lin Yichen: "..."

Lin Yichen opened his eyes and looked at him: "I suspect you want to sleep on the sofa."

Lu Shiyan: "I suspect you owe me a goodnight kiss."

Lin Yichen: "..."

Lin Yichen closed his eyes and sighed, feeling like he couldn't sleep anymore.

It's true that I can't sleep anymore, what a good night kiss, the root of all evil wakes up the moment I kiss it, what a good night, it doesn't exist.