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A side story—the belly we had diarrhea in those years.

"Why do these two have diarrhea as soon as they go home?" Lin Chaoxi looked at the door of the bathroom in puzzlement, and two seconds later, he cast his puzzled eyes on Lu Yunpan who had just come out of the bedroom, " Lu Yunpan."

"Fuck?" Lu Yunpan didn't even bother to look at her, turned sideways, bypassed Lin Chaoxi who was blocking her way, and went to the kitchen without looking back.

Lin Chaochao: "..."

Lin Chaoxi rolled his eyes, followed slowly into the kitchen, leaned against the cabinet and looked up and down at Lu Yunpan who was rummaging through boxes and cabinets: "Lu Yunpan, to be honest, isn't washing dishes very tiring?"

"Ah?" Lu Yunpan took out a packet of milk tea powder from the drawer, shook it carelessly, opened it and poured it into a cup.

"Is it tiring to wash dishes?" Lin Chaoxi asked, staring at her face.

"It's okay." Lu Yunpan made milk tea and turned to look at her, "What's wrong?"

"To be honest, are you tired?" Lin Chaoxi carefully observed the expression on her face.

"Are you sick?" Lu Yunpan was incredulous, "Ask me in the middle of the night if I am tired of washing the dishes? I wondered if I didn't let you do the dishes usually! Didn't I fucking do the washing?"

"That's why I asked you if you were tired." Lin Chaoxi raised his eyebrows, staring at her with the expression that if you don't say you're tired today, you won't be able to sleep well.

"Tired and tired," Lu Yunpan said perfunctorily, "Tired! Are you okay? Satisfied..."

"Your uncle's Lu Yunpan! I knew it!" Lin Chaoxi pointed at her and shouted, "Don't tell me you're tired from washing the dishes! No wonder your son has diarrhea when he comes home! It's because you didn't wash the dishes clean!"

Lu Yunpan:! ! ?

Lu Yunpan looked at her with indescribable eyes, and it took him a long time to find his tongue: "Why didn't you say that I poisoned the food?"

Lin Chaoxi stared wide-eyed: "What did you put in the dish?"

Lu Yunpan couldn't bear it anymore, walked up to her in two steps, kicked her ass, gritted his teeth and said, "Die to me!"

Lin Chaoxi refused to accept it, and was about to kick back when he was interrupted by the sound of the door opening.

She looked in the direction of the sound, and saw that the bathroom door opened a crack, and right after that, Lu Shiyan's dog poked its head out of the crack.

Lu Shiyan's hair was a little messy, and his eyes were also messy, especially when his eyes swept over her and Lu Yunpan, they became even more messy.

The old mothers looked at each other and communicated silently.

Lin Chaochao: What's the matter?

Lu Yunpan: We don't know, and we dare not ask.

Lu Shiyan cleared his throat: "Are you still asleep?"

The old mothers cleared their throats like a ghost, and said in unison: "I'm going to sleep, what's wrong?"

What's wrong?on fire!

At this moment, Lu Shiyan's mind is full of lubricating oils that he forgot in the bedroom, and his state is comparable to ants on a hot pot, but he dare not go out arrogantly with a tent, and then come back with a bottle of oil in his hand, so he can only urge: " It's getting late, go to bed quickly, staying up late can easily make you old, good night."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the two old mothers in the kitchen with a "do you understand me?" look.

Of course the old mothers didn't understand what his eyes meant.

So, Lu Yunpan cautiously misinterpreted: "Did we bother you to have diarrhea?"

Lu Shiyan: "..."

Lu Shiyan gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Yes."

Lu Yunpan was dumbfounded: "Why are we in your way? You pull yours, but we won't go in!"

Lu Shiyan threw his face on the ground, and said confidently: "I pulled my pants! I have no pants! I have to go to the bedroom to get them! How can I get them while you are standing here!"

Old mothers: "..."

The old mothers stared at him for a few seconds with eyes that shocked my whole family. As soon as they took the milk tea and turned off the light, they rushed into their bedroom, slammed the door shut and locked it .

Lu Yunpan shouted through a door: "You can come out!"

Lin Chaoxi added through a door: "Good night!"

"Good night," Lu Shiyan heaved a sigh of relief, and rushed into the bedroom at a speed of [-] meters per second, and then took two bottles of oil from the bedroom at a speed of sprinting [-] meters per second. The door of the old mothers shouted "Good night! Don't come out if you have nothing to do!"

"If I were my mother, I would have to come out and take a look today." In the bathroom, Lin Yichen leaned against the wall, looking loosely at Lu Shiyan who was holding two bottles of oil in his hand, "For no other reason, I just said to you that it's okay." Don't come out, I have to come out to satisfy my curiosity."

Lu Shiyan raised his eyebrows, stuffed two bottles of oil into his hands, rushed to the bathroom door, and unlocked the sliding door: "You can too..."

While speaking, he was caught off guard by the two old mothers who poked their heads out from the door of the bedroom: "...come out."

The old mothers who were caught upright: "..."

The old mothers smiled awkwardly and politely: "Heh, heh."

Lu Shiyan smiled back, and silently condemned: Oh, woman.

In the bathroom, Lin Yichen almost laughed softly when he heard the commotion outside.

He laughed and shouted, "Lu Shiyan."

"Hey," Lu Shiyan responded.

"Close the door and come in," Lin Yichen said.

"Okay," Lu Shiyan looked at the re-closed bedroom door over there, closed it again, and locked it.

"Choose one." Lin Yichen glanced at Lu Shiyan who came in from the bathroom, "It's hot or cool."

Lu Shiyan's eyes turned back and forth between the hot feeling and the cool feeling in his hand, and he chose carefully, and asked the experienced person a question: "What does the hot feeling feel like?"

"It's very cold," Lin Yichen raised his lips.

"Isn't it hot?" Lu Shiyan squinted his eyes in dissatisfaction, "Are the advertisements deceiving people?"

"It feels hot in the back," Lin Yichen looked at his expression with great interest, a little wanting to laugh.

"But?" Lu Shiyan looked up at him.

"But..." Lin Yichen hooked the corners of his mouth, and slowly turned the bottle of heat, "I don't know if it's the heat caused by friction or its effect."

"Damn it," Lu Shiyan laughed, "is the cool feeling even cooler?"

"I don't know," Lin Yichen put the lubricant on the shelf next to him, "but I feel that the back will be hot."

Lu Shiyan: "..."

Lu Shiyan: "Is it really okay for us to study lubrication seriously?"

"Where are you serious?" Lin Yichen was amused, "Will you take your hands off my team Lin before you speak?"

"Of course you can't take it," Lu Shiyan said without thinking.

Lin Yichen didn't say a word, his eyes slid down a bit, and when he fell on his knuckles and soft fingers, his breathing suddenly accelerated half a beat.

"Team Lin," Lu Shiyan squeezed his fingers together, and squeezed Team Lin gently.

Lin Yichen took a deep breath and said in a deep voice, "Yes."

"This is Squad Lin," Lu Shiyan whispered in his ear, sliding his hands back along his thin hip bones, and slowly falling, "Then what's it called?"

Lin Yichen rolled his eyelids: "Don't make me laugh."

Lu Shiyan: "Who made you laugh, I'm asking you seriously."

Lin Yichen clicked his tongue, clasped his waist with one hand and brought him into his arms, and slid behind him with the other: "Tell me what it's called first, and I'll answer you later."

"Lu Xiaofeng," Lu Shiyan said.

"Fuck," Lin Yichen closed his eyes and smiled, "Lu Shiyan, my fucking smile is gone."

"It's okay, Lu Xiaoyan is still standing," Lu Shiyan smiled, "Besides, there's nothing about Team Lin tonight, isn't it Lu Xiaoyan's home game?"

"Please, shut up for a while," Lin Yichen sighed, "My fucking mind is full of Lu Xiaofeng now."

"Okay," Lu Shiyan said, "Shut up right away."

"Shut it now," Lin Yichen grabbed his hand and pressed it down, "It's so soft."

"Turn around," Lu Shiyan kissed him on the lips.

"Is this the beginning?" Lin Yichen turned around.

"Otherwise," Lu Shiyan rested his chin on his shoulder, and said lazily, "Your mother and my mother will be able to pull it off for the two of us."

"Shut up," Lin Yichen said.

"Don't," Lu Shiyan took the heat on the shelf, "Don't you like to hear me shout?"

"Come on, I'll turn on the sound insulation for you," Lin Yichen raised his hand and turned on the shower.

It would be best to call him brother while panting. He thought...it was pretty, but he didn't expect that the last person who called brother while panting was himself.

"elder brother."

"Ah."

"pain."

The extra story-live those things live.

After the group stage, the teenagers finally waited for the first vacation since this period.

What to do on the first day of vacation?

The teenagers discussed fiercely like a tiger for a while... but there was no result of the discussion.So they decided to have a barbecue first.

I don't want to, the weather is unpredictable, the rainstorm strikes, and the orange alarm is sounded in Changbai City. Let alone go out to eat barbecue, they can't even get out of the base gate!

The torrential rain lasted for several days, and the temperature in Changbai City dropped sharply. The teenagers who didn't wait for the barbecue caught colds.

Just like the advertisement for onychomycosis, if you get onychomycosis, one infects two, and a bunch of people in the base all got colds.

This is great, even if the rainstorm stops, they don't even think about going out of the base gate.

The manager, who had been watching the lives of the teenagers for several days, couldn't sit still. He thought, being idle is idle, so why not do something else, such as - the live broadcast that was put on hold!

After dinner, the manager came to the rest area and informed the teenagers about the live broadcast.

"Idle is idle, let's start a live broadcast tonight," the manager said, looking at the listless teenagers in the rest area.

During the competition, the teenagers trained intensively, so the live broadcast has been put on hold. Since signing the contract, the teenagers have not even figured out how to start the live broadcast, not to mention the length of the live broadcast.

"No.15 of this month is the semi-finals. After the semi-finals, you have to prepare for the finals. I don't think you have enough time to sleep. Let's brush up the time before the start of the semi-finals. It will be easy at the end of the month," the manager said.

The teenagers stared blankly and lined up in unison: "How to start the live broadcast?"

manager:"···"

The manager was suffocating without losing his rationality, and finished teaching him: "Have you figured it out?"

The voices of the teenagers were uneven: "I figured it out."

"Okay, then you guys can broadcast it," the manager said with a sigh of relief, "You can broadcast anything you want, you can play games, you can eat and do your homework, try to broadcast it for a while."

After speaking, he went out to the rest area.

Five minutes after the manager left, an entry titled #EDM蛇静脸# rushed into the trending searches.

Even good-looking faces can't stand the toss of beauty filters. Eight EDM teenagers have no experience in live broadcasting for the first time.

The fans who rushed into the teenagers' live broadcast room: "..."

Fans almost died on the spot, brushing "Let go of my grandpa quickly, the goblin" and "Grandpa, please let go of the goblin" took off.

In the training room of a team, Wanzi was startled by himself and the fast scrolling barrage on the screen. He felt that the way he opened it must be wrong, so he planned to turn off the live broadcast and reopen it. Added a sprite effect.

Wanzi stared at himself with big eyes, big head and pointed chin on the screen, and screamed: "What is this!"

The moment he yelled out, he was even more confused, who was that strange voice in the earphones!

The barrage froze for a moment, laughing like crazy.

[What kind of husband is this!This fucking is the stupid son of the landlord's family! 】

【Zai Zai mother loves you! 】

[Zai Zai is so cute! 】

Sixi was attracted by Wanzi's screams: "..."

Sixi stared at his computer screen, wondering: "What is this?"

Maruko forcibly calmed down: "It's me."

Sixi: "..."

Sixi stared at his computer screen for a while, then went to stare at Lin Yichen and Lu Shiyan's computer screens. After staring for a while, he said to Lin Yichen, "Brother Chen, I don't think we are suitable for live broadcasting."

Brother Chen: "..."

Brother Chen hadn't recovered from his snake face on the screen, so he nodded tiredly in agreement.

Lu Shiyan nodded in the same way: "Turn it off, and try not to turn it on in the future if you can."

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