Xuanmen Little Ancestor

Luo Qinglian took a talisman and pasted it on the cat's head, and asked a few paper figurines to look at it, and said, "Just this kid, the leader of the scum cats, the scum of the scum, when I passed by, he almost threw me Two white and tender kittens were pushed down the tree, I couldn't bear to see them, so I brought them back."

Wei Xuan thought it was quite unscientific, and said, "How did you catch it? This guy has been surrounded seven or eight times, and which time did he not run away with a face of contempt?"

Luo Qinglian glanced at the unconvinced little cat, and said, "I am supernatural, let alone a cat, even a big tiger, it's not worth mentioning in front of me."

Hearing this, Xie Xiyan was finally willing to look away from the phone, looked down at the little black cat trapped on Luo Qinglian's table, and said, "This little cat won't attract a group of little female cats in the middle of the night. Shall we have a party in our dormitory?"

With the temperament of this black cat, it is very possible.

Luo Qinglian glanced at the little black cat that was eager to try, and said: "Don't worry, it doesn't dare, if it dares to lure the little female cat over today, I'll just lick its little balls tomorrow."

Little black cat: "Meow meow meow!!!"

You are a fucking little ball, your whole family is a little ball!

The little black cat obediently lay down on the table to sleep all night because of Luo Qinglian's doggy spirit. The next morning, Luo Qinglian left some food for it and went to class. There is no point in letting it go.

However, the school forum quickly exploded. On the one hand, it was because the scum cat who had plagued the school for a long time was finally caught. On the other hand, it was because the security guards were watching the school surveillance. From the height of the sixth and seventh floors, he climbed down by the window, his movements were very swift and flexible, but such behaviors were still too heinous.

It is said that the security guard almost didn't faint in fright. At night, the student was wearing a set of white pajamas and pajama pants, and this white plush nightcap with rabbit ears on his head. It looked like a ghost crawled out of the window and walked against the wall.

"Lian'er, when did you practice such a peerless magic skill?" Li Jianian couldn't help but laugh and tease Luo Qinglian while watching the grade report the criticism.

Luo Qinglian was also very depressed. He climbed the wall this time and was caught. Not only that, but he was also posted to inform the whole school. Although it was just criticism and no other consequences, but posting a picture of him climbing the wall was inevitable It also affects his personal image too much.

A person like Luo Qinglian, who has an idol burden of three tons, feels that the chicken legs and braised pork in the canteen are not as delicious as before.

Luo Qinglian curled her lips and said, "I've always possessed special skills. In the past, I was a big shot at the level of the leader of the martial arts, and at worst, I was the boss behind the scenes of the martial arts leader of the Demon Cult. I'm different from other ordinary people. Comparing me with ordinary people, and saying that I am not a good influence, is simply a frog at the bottom of a well."

Xie Xiyan was also happy, and said: "The impact is not good. I heard that when we were in class today, the school hired a construction team to seal up the windows at the end of the corridor. I am afraid that some students will not sleep in the middle of the night and just climb the wall to play. Son."

Luo Qinglian: "..."

Anyway, I was very depressed and wanted to cut the black cat's balls!

Black Cat: Are you human?

The story of Luo Qinglian flying over the eaves and climbing the wall secretly in the middle of the night was immediately spread to the school headquarters.

Fang Zizai watched this gossip and weird little news, and said to Rong Xinglan overjoyed: "Rong Shao, your younger brother is quite good, I said he is a natural bodyguard talent, you still don't believe it, just look at this vigorous bodyguard." His body shape, his nimble skills are wasted if he is not a bodyguard."

Rong Xinglan felt that Luo Qinglian's behavior was quite confusing, and said with a sneer: "I think he's out of his mind, since the windows at the end of corridors on every floor are open, why does he have to go from the seventh floor to Jumping down, it’s me, and I’m going to jump out after going down the second floor, isn’t it the same?”

Fang Zizai: "..." Well, it makes sense, and these words seem familiar, as if Luo Qinglian has done this kind of thing before.

Rong Xinglan called Rong Jiuxiao who was still outside the school and didn't know about it.

"Second brother, don't you care enough about Luo Luo recently?" Rong Xinglan said mockingly.

Rong Jiuxiao said as soon as he heard it: "Tell me, what's wrong with him."

It's only been a short day since they separated, Luo Qinglian must be messing up again, right?

Rong Xinglan said: "Climb the wall in the middle of the night and was caught by surveillance cameras. You husband, you have to take care of it and set up house rules."

Rong Jiuxiao: "..."

Wall climbing?

According to Luo Qinglian's habit of urinating, Rong Jiuxiao had already imagined the scene of him grabbing the hand of a beautiful young man on the road and telling him a fortune-telling. Unexpectedly, when he saw Rong Xinglan throwing him Zhang Baobao criticized, only to realize that he had misunderstood Luo Qinglian.

It is said to be climbing a wall, but it is really a veritable wall climbing.

Rong Jiuxiao was still in a bit of a complicated mood, but looking at the little boy lying on the wall with a pair of long rabbit ears hanging on his head, he finally laughed helplessly.

This Luo Qinglian didn't go to Fang Jiewa for three days, but she was unwilling to do so, so she could only call her back and put her on the bed to educate her.

At night, Luo Qinglian came back with the black cat.

Holding the cat in her arms, Luo Qinglian taught it earnestly on the way, saying: "There are a few other children in the house who are not yet grown-ups. You should stop engaging in obscene pornography at home, and don't lead bad children."

The black cat snorted, meowed disdainfully, and continued to lie in Luo Qinglian's arms to be tickled by him.

Luo Qinglian thought for a while and said, "My ninth brother is the Great Demon King!"

The black cat lifted its eyelids and glanced at him.

Luo Qinglian said seriously: "If you are disobedient, he will take scissors and cut off your balls, making you a cat father-in-law for the rest of your life!"

Black Cat: "Meow!?"

Luo Qinglian looked at the black cat's suddenly widening mandarin duck eyes, and said triumphantly: "He's not as talkative as I am, he doesn't talk much, but he does what he says, you can stay away from him, don't look at him He looks so good, nestling in his arms all day like a little green tea, begging to be hugged and scratched, do you hear me?"

The black cat rolled its eyes, and immediately meowed twice in disdain.

Stupid human beings, it's King Meow who won't be so unreserved.

When Luo Qinglian returned home, when she saw Rong Jiuxiao, she rushed over to beg for a hug and kiss.

Luo Qinglian said aggrievedly: "I was reported and criticized today, it's so miserable, I need Brother Nine to hug and hold me high."

Black Cat: "..."

Who the hell is this?

Who is the real green tea?

O hypocritical and stupid human beings!

The black cat raised its chin and glanced at Rong Jiuxiao, who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and his eyes straightened immediately, ah, it also wanted to be a little green tea, this buddy is so pretty and smells good, like a huge egg yolk The stuffed mooncakes are all the kind with flowing custard!

Rong Jiuxiao hugged Luo Qinglian and sat on the sofa, and said, "Before acting like a baby, I have to ask you first."

Rong Jiuxiao smiled and said: "The third child called today and said that you climbed the wall behind my back in the middle of the night, huh?"

Luo Qinglian felt Su's legs go limp at the sound, but she quickly came to her senses and said, "You bastard, the third, actually arranged for me to sue me behind my back!"

Rong Jiuxiao smiled, pinched Luo Qinglian's moderately thick earlobe, and said: "You still secretly brought back a wild man behind my back, I heard that you climbed the wall last night just to have a private meeting with him?"

Wildboy Cat: "..."

Luo Qinglian immediately set up the radar, sat up straight and assured her body: "I am not meeting privately, but going to eliminate harm for the people. Look, I have brought back the culprit. You can kill or blame it as you like, but for the sake of To wash away my grievances and prove my innocence, I decided to cut the black cat's balls, so that there will be no unnecessary misunderstandings!"

Black Cat: "..."

Knock Lima, it really is an old dog!

The ginseng baby was still in the basin as a handsome boy as quietly as a chicken. Hearing this, he sighed, and said to the black cat in a rather sympathetic tone: "The Taoist sect is merciful, meow, you should kill yourself."

The black cat was startled, meowing and staring nervously at the little chubby boy in the glass room on the balcony, and then, a chubby little gray fish appeared in front of it, staring at him with a pair of fish eyes .

Black Cat: "..." Damn it, why do fish fly?

Before the black cat had time to explode, Rong Jiuxiao asked: "What is the origin of this kid?"

Luo Qinglian glanced at the black cat who doubted his life, and said: "When I touched its paw yesterday, I saw something. This kid was a poor little boy who was abducted and sold to the imperial capital by human traffickers. His two legs were broken and he walked along the street every day." begging."

The black cat suddenly stopped, staring at Luo Qinglian with a pair of mandarin duck eyes.

Luo Qinglian stood up, but she was not afraid, and continued: "This little beggar is a good boy with a kind heart. When he sees stray cats and dogs, he will feed them the food he gave birth to. Don't say anything else, little cat and dog!" It was in groups. This kitten with mandarin duck eyes was abandoned by its owner when it was born, and the little beggar secretly hid it in a small broken building to raise it."

The black cat stared blankly at Luo Qinglian, with a sad expression.

Luo Qinglian squatted down, patted its head and said: "The little beggar was hit by a car, that car ran away, and no one took the little beggar to the hospital, so they were afraid of getting into trouble, so the little beggar The beggar died on the side of the road, but the little beggar was reluctant to part with the kitten, so his soul went back to look at the kitten. As a result, the kitten was born with an incomplete soul, so the little beggar took the kitten and turned into a little black cat. "

The little black cat felt horrified at first, because the man hit everything right, but it felt Luo Qinglian's slightly cold hands touching its forehead, but it also had a particularly gentle feeling.

The little black cat meowed aggrievedly, lay down on the ground and began to shut itself off.

Luo Qinglian clicked her tongue and said, "Actually, I can understand even if you want to take revenge on humans if you turn into a cat, but why do you want to bring a group of kittens to school at night to mess around with pornography?"

Little black cat: "..."

"Would it be more exciting to see my little brother messing around with pornography?" Luo Qinglian guessed.

"Or, although you look like you have balls, you are actually not very good. You are essentially a father-in-law?" Luo Qinglian pondered, and said, "When I watched TV dramas, I found that many father-in-laws in history are like this, and I can't do it myself. , it’s a psychopath, shouldn’t you be the same?”

The little black cat couldn't take it anymore, scratched Luo Qinglian's paw, turned around and ran away.

Author's gossip: Thank you kusano for the melon (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～