Xuanmen Little Ancestor

Rong Jiuxiao picked up the spoon and tasted the fish soup. It was delicious and sweet, and its color was milky white, which Luo Qinglian always liked.

"The human world is the lowest small world of the three thousand worlds. I didn't snatch anyone from your family, so I was crushed in the underworld of the small world to be tortured."

Luo Qinglian took another mouthful of rice, crunched the ribs, and said, "A lot of my memories were deliberately taken away by others. If you ask me, what relatives do you have in the Rong family, what is the big world?" Law, what heart-stirring love story happened between you and me..."

Luo Qinglian shook her head regretfully, and said, "I don't remember anything clearly."

The moment he saw Dayan Shenghuang's body at the bottom of the Yellow Spring, he had vaguely sensed the past related to him that Tiandao concealed. He only remembered the origin of him and Rong Jiuxiao, but lost the specific memory.

In general, it's all guesswork.

Rong Jiuxiao put down the porcelain spoon, pushed the fish soup to Luo Qinglian, and said, "I really wronged you."

Luo Qinglian pursed her lips and said, "That's not true. I used to think that I was so special and noble. Who would have thought that I was an inferior status. Our spirits simply have no spiritual power. If we fall in love, we have to be sent to the underworld." He will be punished in the underworld."

This is what makes him most angry.

Maybe thousands of years ago when he was first kicked into the human world, he was still aggrieved, sad, and full of hatred, but to be honest, now that Luo Qinglian remembered that Rong Jiuxiao was still waiting for him to eat at home, those negative emotions It disappeared.

After calming down and thinking about it, the only thing that made Luo Qinglian unhappy was that it was very possible that he was obstructed everywhere in his love path simply because he was not born noble enough, even Rong Jiuxiao suffered so much.

Rong Jiuxiao thought for a while, and said, "Spirits are the creation of heaven and earth, so they should be precious and rare, and they should be treated as treasures."

Hearing this, Luo Qinglian felt relieved, took two sips of the fish soup, and said, "What Brother Nine said is absolutely right, and I think so too. The ancient protoss are probably out of their minds, so they will interfere with others fall in love."

After finishing the bowl of fish soup, Luo Qinglian licked the corner of her mouth and said, "It's really delicious."

Rong Jiuxiao served him another bowl of soup and said, "What is Quexie?"

Luo Qinglian was delighted when she heard it, but Xie is a big demon around the gods. He never beat Rong Jiuxiao 3000 years ago, but was thrown into confinement in the underworld by him. Now Rong Jiuxiao asked what it was... If When Que Xie heard it, he must be so angry that his seven orifices would bleed.

"I don't know what it is." Luo Qinglian rubbed her chin and said, "It should be the demon pet of some protoss. It provoked Brother Nine a few years ago, but Brother Nine threw it to the judge to deal with it." , running out now, I am afraid that it will be completely refined in three years, and I just want to survive."

Rong Jiuxiao thought about it, this really seemed like something he could do, but after he was reincarnated, he obviously had no memory, and he couldn't guess what the monster did wrong to make him so unhappy .

Rong Jiuxiao said: "If he comes to seek revenge, kill him to avoid future troubles."

Luo Qinglian nodded and said, "That's what I planned too."

In case the monster who ran out of the underworld finds a way to the big world and goes back to complain to his master, Luo Qinglian might be unable to eat and walk around by then.

On his way back, he has sorted out a lot of hidden information. For example, the protoss in the Nine Heavens World who exiled him to the Small World and imprisoned him in the underworld have probably given him Forget it.

Since they looked down on Ling, they naturally regarded him as an ant, and if they crushed an ant or grasshopper to death, those high and mighty gods would never put him in their eyes.

After so many years, no one bothers him anymore, so he must have forgotten.

As long as no one reminds me, I can't remember it easily.

Luo Qinglian breathed a sigh of relief. Although his cultivation was already at the ceiling level in the human world, if he was compared to any random person in the world, he would be a waste, let alone a god who was born with great love.

It's a good thing to be forgotten like this.

If that monster dares to do bad things...

A look of coldness flashed in Luo Qinglian's eyes, she chewed a thorn from a piece of fish with her teeth, and swallowed it whole.

………………

I suffered a little irritation in the underworld, but I still have to live a good life.

There is still one problem that has not been resolved.

"He was instructed by someone, and he posted a lot of powerful ghost talismans in the house." The little gray fish complained angrily, fluttering its fins, and said, "I went there with the ghost, but the ghost As soon as he touched the window, his claws were burnt, if I hadn't been smart enough to spit out bubbles to wrap his claws, I'm afraid the whole ghost would have been burned!"

Ever since Lan Yu followed Luo Qinglian, the hostility in his body has become much weaker than before, but today's encounter has caused him to stir up a strong hostility again.

Lan Yu's eyes were flushed, and the pieces on his face were constantly dripping with flesh foam. Although it would turn into nothingness after falling on the ground, the visual effect was still full. It was frightening to watch, and a little nauseating.

Luo Qinglian rubbed her chin and said, "Someone dares to oppose me, I'm afraid they don't want to live."

Little Gray Fish nodded and said: "Maybe, I just look down on you!"

Luo Qinglian glanced at him and said, "Don't provoke me, I can't help being provoked."

The little gray fish was also aggrieved, wagging its tail and said: "Master, go and kill him quickly, but the villain actually said that you want to take me to make soup!"

Luo Qinglian shook her head and said, "No, Brother Nine doesn't want me to make it too obvious. If people find out, that old Meng from the special department should talk to him again."

In addition to solving all kinds of mystical cases that the police are inconvenient to solve, Meng Fusheng's department also has a duty to keep an eye on people in the mystical world and prevent them from promoting feudal superstition and obscenity. Of course, obscenity and pornography The indicators were only re-established after Luo Qinglian appeared.

When Luo Qinglian mentioned Meng Fusheng, she felt a little aggrieved, and said, "Hui Hui, you said Lao Meng, is he a Xuanmen warlock or a Tang monk? Didn't I just curse a few times on the Internet and scold him too badly?" What about the Keyboard Man, why did he sue for an hour and a half in front of my ninth brother?"

The little gray fish vomited a bubble and said, "Old Meng probably has menopause, so I can understand."

In the past few days, Luo Qinglian's Weibo has been besieged by Ren Xue's fans, almost falling, and the following words can't bear to look directly at.

Luo Qinglian was upset, but he was too lazy to scold these people, so he selected a few guys out of tens of thousands of people who didn't know that the disaster was imminent, and replied one by one——

"I suggest you go to the hospital for a physical examination. Is it okay if you have advanced cancer?"

"I sincerely remind you not to fly, or you will bear the consequences."

"Like swimming? Remember to bring your swimming ring!"

As a result, soon someone on those floors replied, one got the medical examination report from the hospital, and died soon, and the evening news broke the news that the plane he was on had an accident, almost crashed, and was forced to land in another province.

The boss on the plane was so frightened that the first thing he did when he got off the plane was to reply on Langlang, and sent several kneeling little people, Ai Teluoqinglian, full of mouths full of experts begging you to let me go Immediately I knew I was wrong.

Some people below began to feel that something was wrong——

"What's going on here? Could it be that what Luo Qinglian said were all curses?"

"This person is too vicious, isn't he just scolding you a few words, as for being so vicious?"

"Why do I feel that this thing is a bit evil?"

"That late-stage cancer master, is he okay now?"

"I'm his colleague. The physical examination department of the hospital called him and asked him to go back for reexamination. It turned out that the cancer was terminal!"

"Fuck?"

"I just want to know what's going on with the floor master who doesn't allow swimming."

Soon, the swimmer started replying like hell: "Master Luo, please accept my worship. My god, if I hadn't listened to you and brought a swimming ring, I would have been drowned today. Who the hell would have thought of me?" Suddenly, my feet cramp and I haven't recovered for half an hour."

Someone below thought it was a deliberate act and said, "How can there be no lifeguards around the swimming pool? You are too fake."

"That's right, I suspect that Luo Qinglian purposely designed a character for herself and hired an actor."

The swimmer immediately replied and scolded: "Fucking character design, my swimming pool is in my own villa, and I have never heard that it is useful in my own home and there must be a lifeguard."

"..."

The style of painting underneath suddenly changed, a bunch of people calling their father and brother to recognize their relatives, the scene was once very chaotic and funny.

However, after this incident, Luo Qinglian's extremely evil personality has been established. Many people began to pray to the great god in the underground to ask for peace talismans and let fortune-telling. It is estimated that some people are guilty of fear, so they give those curse words to the public. Deleted, Luo Qinglian felt at ease, and felt happy in her heart, feeling that she really won the battle without fighting, she was an ordinary little genius.

But somehow Meng Fusheng found out about this, so he wiped away his tears and choked up to call Rong Jiuxiao, telling him to restrain Luo Qinglian a little bit, and not to cause trouble for him.

Rong Jiuxiao was annoyed by him, so he turned around and tossed Luo Qinglian so hard on the bed that Luo Qinglian's waist was almost broken, and she even yelled that her butt hurts all day, but she was wronged.

Luo Qinglian took a look and was still emitting resentment. The ghost who almost frightened the spirit plants he raised couldn't bear it anymore, and pointed to the upstairs and said: "You can't do this. To be a ghost, you have to cultivate your body and mind, you can't Acting impulsively, you go upstairs to the study and copy the scriptures, I put the pen and paper there for you, hurry up and get up."

The whole ghost of Lan Yu was stunned. For a moment, she forgot to slap her skin off, stared at Luo Qinglian and said, "Master Luo, I'm a ghost, you want me to copy the scriptures?"

Isn't that just copying and copying, and the soul is gone.

Luo Qinglian rolled her eyes and said, "Why can't ghosts copy the scriptures? The Buddha said that the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and when you turn around, you will be right. He also said that you will put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. I have drawn symbols on those pens and papers, so there will be no problems." , is to let you act calmly and not impulsively."

Lan Yu went upstairs suspiciously, and in the study, she saw the paper, ink, brushes and inkstones arranged by the little paper people.

Yes, brushes and rice paper.

Fortunately, Lan Yu is from the Department of Chinese Language and Literature, and he has learned soft-pen calligraphy in elementary school, so he can copy it fairly well, and he won't write ghostly symbols to desecrate the scriptures.

Not long after, the music of "The Great Compassion Curse" sounded again in the room. Lan Yu stared at Luo Qinglian who was standing at the door singing in confusion, and was immediately speechless.

"You can't just eat without drinking soup. It's best to do both." Luo Qinglian deliberately turned up her voice, and the entire study room was filled with the voice of Buddha nature. I'll be back later, brother Jiu went out to socialize at night, so it shouldn't be too early, so copy it a few more times."

Lan Yu could only nod her head and said, "Okay."

Luo Qinglian went downstairs, handed the notebook that she had been tinkering with in the bedroom to the little paper figurine, and said, "Put this thing in front of that plagiarism dog, and I'll see who can destroy this notebook."

There is his spell on the book, it is an undead underworld thing, it has no other purpose, it is specially used to scare Ren Xue.

The little paper man was ordered to fly towards Ren Xue's house with his notebook on his shoulders.