Xuanmen Little Ancestor

Luo Qinglian glanced at him quite calmly, and said: "This is the toubob I borrowed from the Heavenly Court. Have you read "Journey to the West"? This is the so-called father-in-law of the land."

How can you call something, it's obviously a baby.

Boss Du suddenly realized that he was filled with deep awe and admiration towards Luo Qinglian, and he already regarded Luo Qinglian as a god in his heart.

"Master Luo, you are really the reincarnation of Monkey King!" Boss Du said with emotion.

Luo Qinglian was triumphant, and said: "That's right, 800 years ago, Sun and I were probably the same family. When he stomped his feet, the Land Lord came out, and I breathed out, and the Land Lord came out in the same way."

Boss Du: "..." He fell into chaos again. Could it be that Luo Qinglian's prototype was also a monkey?It's this land lord who actually looks like a paper man, which is a bit unexpected!

Boss Du rolled his eyes, secretly called his subordinates, and said, "Xiao Ji, you bought a copper unicorn later, remember to buy two more bunches of bananas for me."

If Luo Qinglian is really a monkey, he must like to eat bananas.

The little paper man found a hidden place and stopped.

Luo Qinglian took a closer look, and immediately licked the corners of her mouth. He said that something was causing the trouble, and it turned out to be a little fish with a dusty body.

This fish obviously has some cultivation. At this time, it is lying in a puddle with its eyes closed and resting.The mouth opened and closed, and the eyeballs were motionless, probably falling asleep.

Luo Qinglian chuckled, squatted down, and quickly picked up the fish by its tail.

fish:"!!!"

Who caught me? !

The fish suddenly jumped up, looking frightened.

Luo Qinglian looked at the clownfish and said, "You're the one who made trouble, right?"

The little gray fish stared at a pair of golden eyes, and angrily sprayed water at Luo Qinglian. Although Luo Qinglian reacted quickly, her forehead was still wet by it.

Luo Qinglian touched her face.He said sinisterly: "I see that you are fat and strong, and it should taste good when stewed."

The little gray fish widened its round eyes even more, and it found that it couldn't escape from this guy's grasp!

The little gray fish couldn't help shouting: "Don't eat me, my meat is not good, old chai!"

Luo Qinglian was quite surprised, this thing can actually talk, it seems that the demon pill has been cultivated.

However, Luo Qinglian still pretended to be ruthless, and said: "The head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messed up. You messed up my meticulously maintained hairstyle in one bite. It's like chopping off my head. I'll chop you off too." head of."

The little gray fish shivered, but plucked up his courage and said, "You man, are you being reasonable? I'm just a good fish, sleeping in the ditch, you have to pick me up, you have to It's not that you have the right way, I must bite you to death!"

The little gray fish isn't easy to provoke, if it wasn't that it couldn't beat Luo Qinglian, how could it still be angry?

Luo Qinglian smiled and said: "It seems that I'm still a hard-headed person. I'm not unreasonable. If you didn't insist on blowing wind and raining, which caused people to complain, I wouldn't have found you .”

The little gray fish said indignantly: "Where can fish leave the water? When I am short of water, I can get some rain for myself to take a shower and wash my head. Reinforced concrete, demolished my old den!"

Originally, it was the only toubob in the pond in Narcissus Alley, the boss of the fish, and a few tortoises as younger brothers.

But after this group of guys came, they dug up the pond, and the other fish and turtles were all taken away by the nearby residents. Only the little gray fish was ugly, so no one wanted it, so some people said to take it away. Throw it in the trash can and let it die.

The little gray fish hid angrily, feeling extremely desolate and sad in his heart, but he was reluctant to leave here, so he simply found a puddle and squatted down.

Luo Qinglian rubbed her chin, felt that the reason was plausible, and said: "Then it's fine if it rains, why do you have to have a cloudy wind?"

The little gray fish couldn't help but rolled its dead eyes, and said contemptuously: "Look at you, you are so clever, why are you out of touch with the modern society? After you wash your hair, don't you use a hair dryer to dry it?"

Luo Qinglian: "..."

He didn't see where the hair came from on the fish's shiny forehead!

Boss Du stood by the side and didn't dare to speak. Even fish can speak human language these days, and when he opened his mouth, it sounded like a pure Beijing movie. He could only pretend that he was dreaming.

Luo Qinglian thought for a while, and felt that this fish talked too much, so it was suitable to be stewed directly.

"Boss Du, this is the culprit." Luo Qinglian held the tail of the fish and said to Boss Du, "This fish is quite old, so I took it back and stewed it. You should be able to work normally here. .”

The little gray fish shouted: "Don't eat me! I have poison all over my body, more poisonous than the five poisons, if I eat it, I will die suddenly!"

Luo Qinglian glanced at it, and said: "That's just right, I also have poison all over my body, and eating it can be regarded as fighting poison with poison."

Little Gray Fish has never seen such an unreasonable person, and immediately burst into tears, wailing: "Humans, you are so vicious, my king has worked so hard to escape from the secret realm, and I haven't harmed a single person, so I'm sorry Human beings will be boiled for a few meals, and you will be struck by lightning!"

Secret realm?

Luo Qinglian narrowed her eyes, looking thoughtfully at this fish with too many expressions.

These days, fish talk so much.

Boss Du has never seen such a battle before. Looking at the talking fish, he felt a little guilty in his heart, and he didn't dare to just treat the fish as a fish, so he said: "Master Luo, look at this fish, it can talk, how many can speak?" It’s half a fairy, otherwise, let it go.”

He was afraid that if he ate this fish, he would suffer retribution!

The little gray fish immediately said: "Did you hear that? Let me go, I'll be your cow and horse, serving tea and water!"

"..." Luo Qinglian said expressionlessly, "You're just a fish, where did you come from to be an ox or a horse?"

The little gray fish muttered: "This is a reference, it's terrible to be uneducated."

Luo Qinglian: "..." Otherwise, let's eat, there are too many words.

The little paper man patted Luo Qinglian's shoulder, Luo Qinglian's eyes lit up, and said, "Ninth brother is here!"

Rong Jiuxiao dropped by after get off work to pick Luo Qinglian home, but the car stopped at the construction gate and didn't come in.

Luo Qinglian glanced at the fish and said, "If you want to live, sign a master-servant contract with me and be my pet."

Little Gray Fish's eyeballs rolled quickly, and said: "You, you must be a pervert, right?"

Luo Qinglian was depressed, and said, "Why did I become perverted?"

He is obviously such a serious person.

"Have you never seen "Peerless Demon Pet"? In it, the little monster made an appointment, and was put on the bed by the master." The little gray fish spat a bubble, and said disdainfully.

Luo Qinglian had a complicated mood: "I didn't expect that you are still a cultural fish."

The little gray fish said proudly: "That's right, Master Yu is such a cultured fish, if you eat me, you will be hit by thunder!"

Luo Qinglian nodded, and said: "That's fine, let's make a contract, and you can save it to tell me a bedtime story at night."

Little Gray Fish: "..." Meow, this guy really has bad intentions.

However, at this time, people treat others like knives and I treat others like fish, and the little gray fish can only become Luo Qinglian's little fish slave with tears and humiliation.

After the contract was completed, the little gray fish cried and said: "I'm dirty, I'm no longer the pure and flawless me before."

Luo Qinglian: "..." These days, why does even a fish have so much emotion and so many dramas? !

After subduing the little gray fish, the matter on the construction site was settled. However, Luo Qinglian did not leave just like that, but her eyes fell on Boss Du.

Boss Du felt a chill behind him, and said, "Master Luo, I'm very flustered when you look at me like this."

"Don't panic, don't panic, there's nothing serious about you, it's just that it's difficult for you to have children, and you haven't had a baby yet, right?" Luo Qinglian looked at Boss Du and said.

When Boss Du heard this, his eyes widened immediately, and he said, "Master Luo, who did you hear this from?"

He really has few heirs, he is almost forty, and he hasn't given birth to a child yet. He and his wife have been to the hospital for countless times, but the doctor said that there is nothing wrong with their bodies, but they just can't give birth to a child.

Not only that, but if you use high-tech means to force your pregnancy, you will definitely have a miscarriage within three months.

After a long time, Boss Du felt like a stone was pressing on his heart, and he couldn't let it go.

When Luo Qinglian saw Boss Du, she felt that his face was covered with black air, as if someone had cast a spell on him.

Luo Qinglian said: "I counted my fingers, you should be blessed with many children, but if you are hindered by others, it will naturally block your luck."

Boss Du was taken aback, and said, "Who would do such a wicked thing? I, Du Yan, have always acted kindly and honestly. I have no enemies. How could someone hinder me?!"

Boss Du can be regarded as a conscientious entrepreneur, otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to resist the pressure at the beginning, and had to wait for the unavailable tenants to appear before starting the demolition.

Luo Qinglian said earnestly and earnestly: "You must not have the heart to harm others, and you must not have the heart to guard against others."

How could Luo Qinglian know who Du Yan had offended, but he was not surprised by what happened to Boss Du. There is a saying that a big tree attracts the wind. Boss Du's business is so big that he must have blocked the way of many people.

Du Yan was in a complicated mood, and said with some anxiety: "Master Luo, do you have any solution to crack it here? It's easy to talk about hard work and so on."

Luo Qinglian felt that this was a man of the highest order, with an air of superiority, and said: "Since I'm here, then I can also drop by your house to have a look, I don't know if it's convenient or not."

When Du Yan heard this, he wished he could turn his head into a mallet, and said, "Of course it's convenient, of course it's convenient."

Luo Qinglian asked Boss Du to lead the way, and he got into Rong Jiuxiao's car directly.

Rong Jiuxiao saw a small gray fish floating next to Luo Qinglian's head at a glance.

As soon as the little fish saw Rong Jiuxiao, it seemed as if he had met his enemy, and rushed to the rear of the car.

Rong Jiuxiao didn't care much, and said, "Is this going to be used to stew fish head soup?"

Little gray fish: "!!!" Are you a devil?

Luo Qinglian said: "Originally, I also planned to use it to make soup, but this little fish came out of a secret realm before, and it was still useful, so I simply signed a contract first. It’s interesting to be able to fly away dehydrated.”

The little gray fish is different from ordinary fish, it can float in the air with one breath, surrounded by a cloud of mist-like water vapor, it can be regarded as water, and it is not so rare that it has to be in big rivers.

This little gray fish obviously has two brushes.

Rong Jiuxiao nodded thoughtfully, and said, "I see."