My golden finger is delicious [Quick Transmigration]

Wu Ding's psychology is not very deep, it's not a question of acting skills.

He was originally a lover of acting, and he has been in so many worlds, so his foundation is guaranteed.

And in terms of the basic rules of acting, this kind of simple emotional chaos and madness is actually relatively easy.

Wu Ding was worried about his adjectives.

In order to bring emotion, what he described was the picture of the present world, but he couldn't say it directly, so he had to make some magic changes.

It has to be changed so that they can understand it immediately without comprehension barriers, and yearn for it.

The traditional "fairyland" is not impossible.

The carved railings and jade buildings, Qionglouyuyu, match the magnificence and magnificence that we see every day in the mountains and seas.

Wu Ding promised that as long as he said it, people who listened would understand that it was the "immortal world" in seconds, and there was absolutely no need to continue to guide it.

But in this way, the golden finger that he wants to take out cannot be extended.

In the traditional story, the fairy eats the queen mother's flat peaches and drinks the fine nectar and jade liquid.Do you need to farm?No need.

In the traditional story, the fairy steps on the cloud and flies, does it need a calm and dust-free cement road?No need.

No need, it's useless to blow up the fairy world no matter how beautiful it is.

Is it used to make up word count?

Let's change the term of the devil in the present world.

It is not only convenient for yourself to substitute emotions, but also can add details anytime and anywhere without being afraid of cheating, and can even extend the golden finger behind.Countless in one fell swoop.

Wu Ding finished adjusting his emotions.

With a smile of "I'm probably under too much pressure recently" on his face, he suggested that the two listeners should ignore what he just said.

Master Bao is fine, he praised it purely from the perspective of a literati.

"Sleepwalking is too empty, Taoist theory. It is indeed a world that people yearn for."

"Yeah, I sometimes think that it would be great if it was true. Among other things, the scenery in the field is different. The golden ears of rice seem to have at least ten shi per mu."

Ten stones is about one thousand catties.

This is a guarantee for modern rice production, just about any kind.

I remember that the yield index of hybrid rice in 15 seems to be 1800 jin. Note that this is an index, not a maximum value.

But for the ancients, this number is basically equivalent to daydreaming.

In the case of the Song Dynasty, basically two to three hundred catties was already a super bumper harvest.

Lord Bao's eyes lit up, as if he was quite satisfied with Wu Ding's sweet dream.Can't wait to experience it for myself.

Inspiration flooded into his brain, and Bao Zheng, who had always been based on pragmatism, wanted to write an article like "Taixu Sleepwalking" with a splash of ink.

Without him, this imaginary scenery is really too beautiful.

This question and answer involves food.

However, Li Li, who was originally very bloody, felt a little confused.

Wait, food?Does the fairy world need food?

By the way, just now Wu Ding also mentioned that all kinds of delicacies in the world can be enjoyed while sitting down.

Their cultivators in the mortal world will be able to fast if their cultivation level rises, but do they still need to eat after ascending?

The answer of "immortal world" that was blurted out was also stuck in the throat.

But what is it if it is not a fairyland?

For a moment, Li Li's expression was a little weird, like bewitched, unpredictable.

Bao Zheng saw his expression, and because immortals would not be bewitched by evil spirits, Bao Zheng didn't ask.

Wu Ding also saw his expression... But Bao Zheng has already picked up the following words, so it doesn't matter what Li Li is thinking.

Wu Ding resolutely put Li Li aside, and continued to chat happily with Mr. Bao.

The two chatted more and more carefully, and Wu Ding seemed to be led by Mr. Bao, recalling more and more scenes from the dream.

An upright and good official like Bao Zheng is becoming more and more obsessed with the world Wu Ding described.

Wu Ding completely avoided some modern institutional issues.

The focus is on the high standard of living and happiness.

The two hit it off immediately, and the more they talked, the more speculative they became.

Master Bao couldn't help sighing the point that Wu Ding wanted.

"Such an imaginary scene is like a fairyland."

Wu Ding's eyes lit up but he still had to be modest: "What is the fairyland? Where is the fairyland like this? Shouldn't the fairyland be about gods flying around, living without worries, Jade Emperor and Queen Mother?"

Wu Ding changed the rhythm slightly.

Bao Zheng expressed his own thoughts with dignity.

"As Zheng said, this is the fairyland." The core of Mr. Bao's worldview will always be the people of this world.

Jade Emperor, Queen Mother?Can it be eaten?

The most beautiful scenery is the fertile land with a yield of [-] jin per mu.

Mr. Bao's emotion from the heart directly made Li Li startled, and he suddenly realized.

"Yup!"

The two who were discussing vigorously were startled by Li Li's loud voice.

Not just them.

Even the servants guarding the door rushed in staggeringly, asking if the elder had any orders.

"It's okay, it's okay, you step back."

Li Li looked at Wu Ding with burning eyes.

Bao Zheng was right, who stipulated that the fairyland is the one in the legend?

Did anyone who ascended come back and tell us that fairyland isn't like that?

No!

Except for Wu Ding, who lost his memory, no one else said anything.

Must the fairy world be a group of gods who don't eat fireworks?

Even in folklore, isn't there a saying that good people go to heaven to enjoy blessings?No, there is also a story about a famous emperor who became a god after his death.

Don't say anything else, Guan Erye.

If you want to say that there is no second master Guan in the fairy world, the generals in the world will be the first to refuse.

But the second master is not a practitioner.

Therefore, the fairyland that Wu Ding "saw" was more reasonable.

Ordinary people do good deeds all their lives, and their souls have the opportunity to be extradited to the fairy world, where they can enjoy happiness in a carefree and perfect world.

And a practitioner or a capable person like Er Ye who enjoys the incense forever may be an "official" in the fairy world.

That's right, only officials need to be assessed, and only then can they go down to earth!

Those "officials" don't need to eat and drink if they have magic powers, but ordinary people do.

Wait, not all ordinary people.

After Li Li figured it out for a moment, he brought it into his own thinking.

If you are lucky enough to succeed in ascension, you can choose between gourmet food and wine and drinking the wind in the morning and evening...

He chooses the former.

After Li Li roared, his expression was sometimes cheerful and sometimes tangled.

In the end, he was refreshed, and what he saw was the strange eyes of Bao Zheng and Wu Ding.

No, I'm not, I'm not sick, don't get me wrong.

Wu Ding gave Li Li a blank look.

Whatever, anyway, today's goal has been achieved.

in his plan.

The first step, the dream of the fairy world has been completed.

The second step is to pretend to be stimulated, the awakening of version 2.0, and think of many things.

The third step is to feel the suffering of the common people and be willing to pay a heavy price to take out the items.

Only when the play is good enough will they pay enough attention to this sudden "gift".

It is also easy to block some bugs.

After all, "hard-won".

In this case, if there were legends about immortals going through calamities before, it would be reasonable for them not to take it.

Wu Ding made several sets of plans and adjusted them at any time according to the actual situation.

Now... Wu Ding, who had completed the first step, changed the topic to Mr. Bao's calligraphy again.

No matter how much Mr. Bao wrote, he was going to pack it all up.

By the way, let's sneak a paperweight, a brush or something.

It would be even better if there is a jade pendant fan or the like.

But it's a pity.Although Master Bao's family is not so poor that he can't afford jade pendants.

But this does not fit Master Bao's practical philosophy.

Jade pendants are no longer anti-looting accessories. For a hard-working man like Mr. Bao, it is not necessary for etiquette occasions.

There is no need for a folding fan.

If you don't take the paperweight, you won't necessarily be able to take Mr. Bao's official seal or more intimate personal items along with it.

Wait, do you want to take a few copies of the official document?This is of great research archaeological value.

The reason why Qin Jian in Yunmengsuihudi is so famous is not that Qin Lixi recorded all his work and brought it to the grave?

Xi's tomb does not contain any traditional funerary objects at all, only bamboo slips.

A workaholic in the Qin Dynasty made future generations truly understand what the laws of the Great Qin are.

Mr. Bao, Mr. Bao who discriminates loyalty and traitors with a stern face, isn't his judgment document worth collecting?

Cough cough cough, yes, personal collection.

Wu Ding gave himself a lot of excuses for the high-sounding "shun" people's official documents, but in fact it was just chasing stars.

The gap of more than 400 years in the preface of the Lanting collection was a headache for Wu Ding to make up for.

Mr. Bao's official document was brought back just after it was freshly released, a difference of more than 1000 years.

It is impossible to treat it as a cultural relic at all.I can only keep myself happy.

But who doesn't want it.

If there are fewer official documents, it will bring trouble to Mr. Bao, right?

Let Mr. Bao transcribe a... outdated official document.

Wu Ding is still thinking about this and that.

Li Li, who was blocked by Wu Ding and Bao Zheng's eyes just now, shouted again.

"Wait a minute."

Wu Ding, who was thinking about how to ask for official documents:? ? ? ?

Bao Zheng, who was concentrating on writing to Xianchang:? ? ?

Then the two were a little speechless at the same time: What's wrong with you!

Wu Ding and Li Li are considered life and death friends.

Bao Zheng also looked helpless towards Li Li, and it could be seen that he was really abnormal today.

The expression was contorted and startled, and when they looked at him, he lost his mind again.

After returning from distraction, he continued to be surprised.

"Brother Li, what are you waiting for..."

"You come with me."

Li Li thought for a long time, and finally made up his mind to confess everything.

He guessed it was one thing.

It is another matter for Wu Ding to speak out on his own initiative.

All the previous practitioners, even those with memories, were tight-lipped about the fairy world.

It can be seen that there is a probability... It cannot be said.

But seeing that Wu Ding didn't know anything, he had the posture of being able to chatter with anyone.

Maybe I will say everything that should be said and should not be said in the future, so let me reveal it myself.

After all, from the logic of ordinary law, being guessed by others is not the same crime as saying it yourself.

It's the same if you want to come to the fairyland.

Li Li pulled Wu Ding into another room. He was not as arrogant as Wu Ding, and he used talismans for sound insulation.

Directly use the most vulgar method - speak in a low voice.

Wu Ding: ...

Wu Ding:! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

talent!dude! ! ! !

I didn't even think of it, you thought of it all! !

The world view is complete!

Hearing such explosive news, it was normal for Wu Ding to show any expression.

After Li Li finished speaking, he also felt refreshed and refreshed like never before.

"So... I live in Yuxia Temple, understand?"

After the matter was settled, Li Li simply begged to open the back door in a shameless manner.

"If I'm going down to the world to practice, where did I get these things?"

"Perhaps you came down more than once."

Dig a hole, bury some soil, and plant one, two, three, four, five.

Go down to the mortal world, dig a hole, and the local tyrants and gods will understand.

As a result, he accidentally lost his memory, which led to the current situation.

Wu Ding admired Li Li's ability to patch.

So he unceremoniously accepted the identity vest.

Skip plan 2 directly and start plan 3.

"So that's how it is..." Wu Ding's expression was painful, and he was sweating instantly.

"It's all right! What do you remember again?"

Wu Ding was very dedicated to his work and got a headache, his face turned pale, and it took him a long time to get over it.

"Well, thank you, I remembered something very important."

"Just think about it, don't say more."

Li Li was just asking for a thigh, a back door, and he didn't want to cause trouble or harm to Wu Ding.

"Bao Zheng took what you said just now as a dream, and I will explain it to him based on this reason."

"Do you have a way to meet the current emperor?"

"what?"

"When I saw the current emperor, I said that I have something to offer."

"what?"

"Do you have anything else to say besides [what]?"

Practitioners try not to get involved with the royal family.

Even if it is a "National Teacher", the main function is only to prevent the enemy from cheating and sneaking when the two countries are at war.

When Wu Ding proposed to see the emperor.

Li Li's eyeballs were about to fall off.

"What fetish? Immortal pill? Prodigal enough to be short of money?"

The elixir of immortality is the ultimate dream of mortals.

But it is a classic trick in the practice world.

Whoever mentions it is a liar, but so far such liars emerge in endlessly.

"Remember what I mentioned, in the dream... no, those flat grounds in the fairy world that fall into the mirror?"

"Remember." He was envious for a moment, after all, even a practitioner, the way to go out is the same.

"I can come up with recipes. Mortal worlds can also be made."

Li Li felt that today's day-to-day staring almost directly achieved the effect of opening the corners of his eyes.

"Remember what I said about the good breed that can yield thousands of dollars per mu?"

"remember."

"I can take it out too."

"Did you bring these with you when you went down to earth?"

"No, if I remember correctly, these are not allowed." Wu Ding suddenly turned cold, with a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth. "I can bring down any cultivation resources to make me rise to the top, but I can't bring down some things that allow ordinary people to live better. Hehe... Immortal."

The endless ridicule directly set Wu Ding as a person who is dedicated to serving the common people in the world and resisting the indifferent heaven.

The sky is ruthless, this is a very mainstream saying in this practice world.

Otherwise, why don't you see gods dedicating their lives to save the people from the fire and water?

"Wu Ding, then you..."

"I have a way to get it directly, but it requires some price."

"What price? If you can pay it, don't look for the emperor, we, Yuxia Temple, will bear it."

The yield per mu is a thousand catties!

This kind of merit... No, even if it is a serious crime, I still have to do it!

Wu Ding's expression was instantly troubled.

What Li Li interpreted was that the price was too high.

Wu Ding's OS is: Actually, I haven't fully figured it out yet.

Forget it, it's all blown anyway.

"My 20-year Yangshou, my immortality, and the century-old fortune of the Great Song Dynasty."

The author has something to say: My procrastination is hopeless...

Say it's 11 o'clock...

Cough cough cough.