Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

Asuka and the others were not prepared to hide their true identities from the beginning, because it is difficult to fool a high-IQ pervert with a lie, so it is better to tell the truth from the beginning.

When the truth involves some esoteric knowledge that is difficult for people to understand, it will be a hundred times more useful than lying.

Hisoka is now confronted with such a truth.

His brain was spinning wildly, telling him for a while that the knight didn't fool him, and for a while telling him not to think about it, you can't figure it out, you can't guess how people from parallel time and space would appear here.

Hisoka pretended to fully understand, and smiled calmly: "It's really interesting, the people of the Phantom Troupe must be very interested in your secrets. If I bring you to them, will Kurolo agree to share with me?" How about a fight~?"

"You're thinking of farting." The knight cursed very quickly.

When he saw Hisoka's beady eyes, the knight felt so refreshed!

In fact, he has long wanted to insult the perverted fruit farmers so simply and rudely, but he has been holding back the atmosphere of the brigade before he endured it.

Now I finally don't have to worry so much, and I can liberate myself!

He said: "Hisuo, don't think that you have caught me. You should think about whether you have any braids that fell into my hands."

Hisoka suddenly felt a little bad: "For example?"

"For example, you are not considered a member of the brigade at all. March was unable to get the No. [-] spider's tattoo on your back skin because your telekinetic ability was attached there."

"If I reveal this news to the leader..." Xia Ke pursed his lips, "I reveal it to Kuroro, what do you think will happen?"

Hisoka looked terrified and didn't answer.

The knight continued: "It is estimated that all members of the group will be called to hunt and kill you. Wo Jin, Nobunaga, Feitan, Finks, Franklin, Pealing Lev, and Kuroro, these fighters will join together, I don't know you How long will it take to die?"

Hisoka's murderous aura seemed to be transformed into substance.

His eyes wandered over the knight, as if he was looking for an opening, so that he could kill him with one blow.

He suddenly looked at Asuka, his toes disappeared in place, and he rushed towards the little girl hiding behind the tree.

He wanted to hold her as a hostage, so as to check and balance the knight, and even break the unfavorable situation, so as to turn things around.

Seeing this situation, the knight did not move at all, but was on guard to prevent the crazy Hisoka from attacking him again.

In just a few seconds, Hisoka and Asuka, who had been entangled in the fight, separated. Both sides were unharmed, but their hair was a little messy.

Waiting for the time to stand, Hisoka was entangled and dragged by the Emperor's tentacles, while Asuka panted and ran to the knight, turned around and made a face at the magician.

"Ah~~" Hisoka licked his dry lips, the scene was a bit inappropriate for children, "It's still so young, but it's already a big ripe apple☆~ So good, so good~"

Asuka shivered and got goosebumps all over his body.

She completely hid herself behind the knight's legs, unwilling to move again.

The knight continued to stimulate Hisoka according to the steps he had planned before: "I'm not telling you this to fight with you."

"Oh? But to me, only fighting is meaningful~" Hisoka barked without hesitation.

His muscles were exaggerated and bulging, and the Green Pope formed a weird balance with him.

The knight rolled his eyes: "It's your fault that made things like this. If you hadn't chased me and asked me who I was, I wouldn't have told you the truth. If you hadn't thought of exchanging me with Kuroro Fighting chance, I don't need to reveal that you are a fake spider."

The knight smiled: "So... since you have been looking for trouble like this, and it is no different from Hisoka in my world, then I will not be polite."

Hisoka:?

What are you welcome?Finally going to fight?

It's good to fight, as long as the knight dares to get close and insert an antenna for him, he can break free from the restraints in minutes and violently kill people-yes, the emperor's ability to fight him fifty-fifty is just pretending.

"My lord, are you done?" the knight lowered his head.

The little girl didn't know what she was holding in her hand, so she pressed it and said OK.

There was a grim smile on the knight's face, he was fierce and terrifying at the moment.

"Hisso, enjoy~"

He waved his hand, and Hisoka suddenly felt dizzy and limp.

The magician reacted very quickly, and immediately slapped himself hard, trying to use pain to arouse consciousness.

He inserted a poker card into his thigh, and blood oozed out, staining a large area red.

—The magician fell to the ground.

Asuka put away the remote control and asked the Pope to poke Hisoka's 'corpse', but there was no response.

But she didn't dare to take it too seriously, and handed the Emperor a needle.

The stand-in executed the main body's order, and directly pushed into the magician's body the medicine that could eliminate the mind ability in a short time and paralyze part of the brain nerves.

Still trying not to be controlled, just now he struggled twice against the deceptive magician, this time he completely lost the ability to resist.

Now, he is the prey to be slaughtered.

The knight turned the 'corpse' over with his feet, Hisoka looked at him with half-open eyes, and made a strange sound from his mouth.

Asuka guessed that the magician dressed like a clown was laughing, but he couldn't control his muscles, so it sounded weird.

"Looking at him now, I can think of myself who lent his abilities to the leader at that time. He was so powerless. As long as the enemy wants to, he can kill me." The knight pursed his lips and stepped on Hisoka's finger Go up and grind hard.

Asuka's medicine didn't deprive Hisoka of pain, although he was still 'smiling', cold sweat had already flowed out, mixed with the dust sticking to his face.

"At that time, I was really in pain. When my soul hadn't dissipated, I seemed to feel how the crows were pecking at my body... It's strange, right? Obviously in Meteor Street, when I was weaker, I had eaten more It was a lot of suffering, but I still feel that the injury I suffered before my death left the deepest impression on me.”

Asuka watched indifferently, without any fluctuations in emotion, showing an inhuman side.

"Do you hate Chrollo?"

"..." The knight began to slap Hisoka's face hard, and seeing that face made him feel uncomfortable, "I complained, but it was only for a moment - the culprit is this guy!"

"This!" He seemed to have broken Hisoka's tooth, and it seemed that the other party could only find a dentist for dental implants.

"Trouble!" He broke Hisoka's high bridge of nose, and it seemed that the other party had to go to the plastic surgery hospital.

Asuka blinked, and finally couldn't bear to look directly and turned his back, "Hurry up and fight, let's enter the second stage after venting."

After another five or six minutes, Xia Ke walked up to her and stretched his wrist, "Okay, I feel better."

His knuckles were still stained with bright red blood.

There are Hisoka's and his own - because this guy has no thoughts when venting, he can be regarded as punching to the flesh, killing one thousand enemies and self-defeating eight hundred.

But he didn't panic, he was more equipped than Hisoka.

The communication bracelet has added a healing function before, and it only takes a thought to heal minor injuries immediately.

After healed himself, he gave a childish glance at the so-and-so whose bones were broken in many places behind him, showing off a bit.

Hisoka's injury looked terrifying, but the knight knew that this scourge would not die.

This person didn't die against Kuroro, who had planned against him at the time. It is conceivable how vigorous his vitality is, and he is even more cockroach than cockroach.

Hisoka, who was still awake so far, was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the knight who had healed his wounds walking towards him again.

The strings in his brain tightened a little, and the tip of his little finger, which he could barely control, poked the speed dial button on the phone.

The sharp-eyed knight smiled when he saw this scene: "The person you hired can just give you a wake-up call."

While talking, he kicked Hisoka into the bushes like kicking a football.

Of course, this is not safe. The most indispensable thing in the forest is the magic beast with a keen sense of smell. After the knight and the bird leave, maybe a few little guys will come up to nibble on this guy.

With the acquiescence of the chivalrous man, Asuka put a sachet beside Hisoka, sprinkled a little powder of her body crystallized and ground into it, so that passing creatures could subconsciously ignore it, and it would expire after about five days.

After doing this, she pressed the remote control in her hand again.

Hisoka became drowsy, his eyelids closing uncontrollably.

The last picture I saw before going to bed was the green-headed knight and the green-headed cub smiling and waving.

"Good night, when you wake up from the dream, you will thank me very much." The knight stretched his waist and moved his body.

Asuka looked at the sleeping magician sympathetically.

Will he really be happy when he wakes up?

In the dream, I saw many worlds and all kinds of strong men, but when I woke up, I found that everything was empty...

Will this guy become a 'saint monk' who has no desire to fight because of this blow?

No... maybe this guy will go on the road of cultivating young apples while looking for her from now on.

Asuka was frightened by his own association, shook his head, and threw out the strange thought.

Being entangled by perverts or something, don't!

The knight was in a good mood and didn't notice her troubles.

He picked her up, held her high and smiled and said, "Let's go, without this guy's obstruction, we should be able to get the hunter's license this time!"

Asuka: "Hey? Didn't you say that we will be together next year? Family trip..."

The knight said confidently: "If we are the examiners, and they are candidates, they are considered together!"

Asuka: Good guy, as expected of you.

"But to be an examiner, you have to make considerable contributions, right?"

The knight put her in his arms, tilted his head and thought for a while: "It's about...so let's dig up some ruins secretly with the robot, just the two of us."

Asuka thought along the train of thought: "It can't be kept for too long, especially Zhi, he is super smart, and he will definitely make trouble if he knows. Wu and Jie are still busy with their own world affairs, so it should be fine."

"Then add another Osamu Dazai, the three of us will act in private." The knight decided.

As for the other idlers, they have a good temper and are nothing to be afraid of.

Asuka's adventurous heart was also eager to move, and he immediately nodded in agreement.

As for school...

Conan changed back to Kudo Shinichi, Xiao Ai no longer used the name Miyano Shiho, but she also returned to her original appearance, and the Detective Boys are still there... But she alone is actually a bit difficult to integrate into.

Before Conan and the others entered school, although she was popular, she was still separated from the real children.

So, she decided to use her new ability to let the clone go to school instead of her.

——In fact, it is to divide one's consciousness and body into two parts, and then manipulate them at the same time, only in name is there a distinction between master and vice.

Without Hisoka, a combat madman, as a crap stick, this exam went very smoothly.

No matter whether it was examining the value of force or knowledge, the two passed the level with excellent results.

In the end, as the only two qualified candidates, they successfully met the physically strong president Nitro in the certification training.

The centenary old man stroked his upturned beard, squinted at them for a while, and said something amazing: "Little spider from the Phantom Troupe, didn't you pass the exam once, you have a certificate, why are you here again? Take a 7- or 8-year-old child with you."

Asuka and the others didn't think they could fool Nitero, the old fox, at first. Hearing this, they just smiled more obediently than the other, but they didn't explain.

The cubs even tried to be cute and violent.

She leaned over, raised her head at 45 degrees, blinked her big eyes and pulled Nitero's sleeve, shaking it: "Grandpa Nitero~ Can we get a hunter's license?"

Hey, there is such a thing as succumbing to human social etiquette once and twice.

She learned badly.

Nitro: Yes, the cute cub can say anything.

What's more, these two have already stood out by strength, and he has no reason to block them.

Nitro used to hear his friends praise his grandson for being cute and smart, but he dismissed it at that time, but now he is also being acted like a spoiled child by smart and outstanding children, and he feels a little bit of the joy of being a grandpa.

Really fragrant!

The coaxed little old man was quick to do things, took out his hunter certificate in minutes, and directly passed the results of the second assessment of the two of them.

Anyway, I already know how to read abilities, so I don’t need to arrange a teacher~

The atmosphere between Asuka and Nitero was very happy and harmonious. After the training of the bean noodles on stage, the old and the young seemed to have evolved into a relationship that could exchange private communication numbers.

Of course, the bracelet hasn't been sent out yet, let alone his real identity.Because Hunter World has the dark continent setting, Asuka is afraid that after taking it out, he will be classified as a 'Dark Continent Creature'.

In the end, Asuka and Nitroyi bid farewell, and agreed that when they went out to dig the ruins and explore the magical beasts, they would remember to send a letter to the empty-nest grandfather.

The bean-faced man looked at the back of the cub and its guardian leaving, and asked Nitero suspiciously: "Does the president like that little girl so much?"

Netero smiled kindly, with cunning in his eyes: "Isn't it cute? If the old man has a granddaughter, I really hope she inherits good genes, as cute as a little bird."

"I always feel that they have a lot of secrets." The bean-faced man whispered.

"Isn't that good? When the relationship gets closer, with Xiao Feiniao's character, he will tell the old man those 'little secrets' by himself." The old god Nitro was there, and walked away slowly with his hands behind his back.

For people with different personalities, different coping methods should be used, and the Dou Mian people still have something to learn!

Afterwards, with a sense of showing off, he called his old friend.

"Jenuo, I heard from the old man that today I met a super-obedient, smart, cute and powerful little girl! When we get closer, I really want to recognize her as my granddaughter."

Zeno SmackDie on the other end of the phone was dismissive.

No matter how cute he is, can he be cuter than his grandson Qiya?No matter how smart he is, can he still have a high talent?

Zeno thought of a possibility: "Could it be Biski you're talking about?"

Nitro: "...a real kid!"

In a fit of anger, he sent the photo of Asuka and himself together.

When Zeno saw it, he was indeed very young, super cute, about 7 or 8 years old.

He was curious: "How strong is it?"

Netero cocked his tail and showed off: "I passed the hunter exam, and I can still read it! The skill is also very good, the old man thinks that even if she faces your grandson, she will not be defeated in a short time."

Zeno regained his spirits.

From this point of view, the talent of this child is indeed amazing!

You must know that Yier fans are 23 years old this year, and they have become a mature and powerful minder from a long time ago.

"Nitero."

"What?"

"Let's get married!"

"???"

Geno: "I mean, tell me the information about this child, and then I can let Qi Ya make friends with her!"

"Qi Ya has been trained as a killer since he was a child, and he has no normal friends. I think this little girl is very suitable! If she is strong enough, she will not be delayed. She can modify citizen information and information. Pretending to be 12 years old shows her family background. Nice!—so, what do you think?"

Nitro: ? ? ?

I think you're thinking farts!