Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

the next day.

When the person who can still remember what he did last night wakes up, he is so embarrassed that he can't wait to lose his memory in place.

At this time, they are envious and jealous. Why can some people completely forget their appearance when they are drunk?

Inside the Odori Shop of Dimension House.

After Xia Youjie got up, he just sat cross-legged with his long hair loose, covered his face and asked Wujo Wu, who was also just waking up, on the bed beside him.

"Do you remember what happened last night?"

Gojo Satoru pretended to be stupid: "Huh?"

His whole body was buried under the quilt, only his head was exposed. This man blinked with long eyelashes, and his eyes were particularly innocent.

Asuka slept head-to-head with them, and now leaned over, curiously stroking Wu's five stubbles with his soft little hands, and said, "Wu, remember, I was crying so hard."

Gojo Satoru exaggerated his acting skills: "Really? What else is going on? When did I cry?"

He can't wait to put an emoticon on his Lianshaang - I cried, I pretended.jpg

Xia Youjie dead fish eyes: "Yes, he is indeed such a thick-skinned person, I should have thought of it."

Another way to avoid having to deal with last night's embarrassing drunkenness - is to act like nothing happened.

Those who can do this kind of thing are usually shameless guys.

Just thinking about it, the Yokohama Dancer who had been dancing all night over there woke up.

Osamu Dazai yawned, hugged the quilt and rolled to Asuka's side.

"Nah~" There was sleepiness in his voice, and there was a hint of excitement, "Did everyone see yesterday? My dancing posture!"

Asuka:  …

Jay: ...

Enlightenment: ... Tsk, I lost.I lost in this round of ooc and shameless competition!

Asuka: No, there is no such competition, so wake up.

Osamu Dazai seemed to have not noticed that the three of them were silent, and continued to say happily: "I seem to have gone to hell yesterday~ There are dreamy purple paramecium flying everywhere in the sky, and many ghosts invite me to dance together. I danced very well. Very good, have you all seen it?"

Asuka: Wake up too, there will be no purple paramecium flying in hell!If you want to fly, you are also flying snapdragons!

(Ghost lamp far away in hell: Ah Choo!)

Osamu Dazai's question seemed to be nerve-racking for them.

He forced these people to keep remembering San Twisted Dance, but he would not feel a little burden. Such a guy can obviously be called the most shameless person.

The three of them were silent for a minute, and the atmosphere was terribly awkward, accompanied by Osamu Dazai's deliberate and cheap questions.

Finally, Asuka stretched out his soft little hand, loaded the template of the knight, and pressed Dazai Osamu's restless mouth with lightning-fast movements.

"You don't want to ask, you don't know anything."

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie followed closely, and the three of them folded their hands to form an arhat, suppressing all of Dazai Osamu's sobs and protests.

Then the three of them chatted about some other daily topics naturally, their expressions didn't change, they should smile or pretend to be stupid.

Yin Shi, who went out to use the bathroom and was about to go back to sleep, saw the battle as soon as he opened the door.

"What are you doing?"

With his hands in the sleeve pockets of his pajamas, he looked at the scene like an old man walking around.

"What happened to Dazai? So miserable?"

He clicked his tongue twice, he didn't expect to be able to enjoy this kind of treatment just after waking up, regardless of time.

Line up!

The three took a look.

Asuka suddenly remembered that Gintoki, who drank too much yesterday, was also one of the members who danced behind the troublemaker.

What's even more frightening is that this guy is not only dancing, he is also singing Doraemon.

To be honest, this guy scared everyone in the Ghost Killing Squad.

Just imagine, Beimingyu Xingming was just acting frivolously, but Beimingyu Xingming sang an out-of-key song that he hadn't heard before in a hoarse voice.

——At that time, they were as elegant and calm as the Ubuyashiki couple, and Bingshan as dull as Tomioka Yoshiyuki. They all shook their hands, their wine glasses turned over, and their throats burned from the unswallowed wine.

Sin, this man!

It also destroyed the image of the Dimensional House by the way!

Asuka's small eye knife flew towards Osamu Dazai who was breathing hard between his fingers, and then glanced at Gintoki Sakata.

His silver hair was naturally curly and his back felt cold, and he cowardly got into the bedding.

Hmm...it's so cold in the morning...

No matter how fast he coaxed him, Asuka would not let this man go.

Asuka (serious as an army political commissar): "Yinshi, do you have any explanation for your singing and dancing last night?"

Sakata Yinshi shrank completely into the quilt with a slip, turning into a quilt bag, and he repeated his thoughts repeatedly.

Xia Youjie, who put his hand on the top, let go of Dazai Zhi for the time being, and leaned over to listen.

Then Brother Jie came back and imitated loudly: "Time machine, time machine—where is the time machine?!"

"Ahhh-!"

Yinshi writhed and rolled under the blanket, screaming like a pig.

"Don't say it, don't say it."

It's really rare that this guy can still feel a little bit ashamed!

Asuka's eyes returned to Dazai Osamu - okay, she already knew who the shameless king of the family was.

"What's the matter with you?" Red A opened the door with a puzzled face and came in, "It's so lively in the morning."

Then the elders saw that they were so suppressed that they could not resist Osamu Dazai at all, and paused for a moment, probably recalling the scene of demons dancing wildly last night.

Yesterday, when the group was drunk, Red A had already gone to the kitchen to exchange ideas on making Japanese desserts with the chef of Ubayashiki's house.

It was because of his absence that this group of people galloped across the prairie like wild horses.

When he came back, some were tired from crying, some were hoarse from singing, and some were still dancing.

Unfortunately, Red A also enjoyed a certain person's weird dance. Now when he saw this person, his memory couldn't help but surge up.

too frightening.

But Red A's heart softened, and she still said something fair: "If you cover him like this, you won't be able to talk anymore, but what should you do if you cover him to death?"

"It will cost unnecessary money to repair Yike's respiratory system," he reminded.

Asuka:  …

Her little claws moved, and the two big hands covering her moved away tacitly.

Osamu Dazai gasped for breath, and after he recovered, he muttered, "It's so uncomfortable to suffocate..."

And even if he dies now, his soul can be rescued. It is not worthwhile to die in pain!

Red A looked at these guys playing tricks, and said helplessly: "Get up quickly, go to Edo for a walk, and then go home."

Yinshi, who was looking for the time machine before, poked out his messy head from under the quilt, and said aggrievedly, "Ayin still wants to sleep, and Ayin doesn't want to get up."

Red A didn't talk nonsense with him, but ordered Xia Youjie and Asuka who had already sat up from the bed.

"You guys are responsible for getting everyone up, getting dressed, and tidying up the room. I'll check on you in a quarter of an hour, can you do it?"

"Yes sir!" Asuka stood at attention and saluted.

Xia Youjie followed suit, "Yes sir!"

Red A turned around and went busy.

Gojo Satoru, who had not come out of the quilt, closed his eyes peacefully, looking like he was going to be passive and sabotage.

Yinshi fell down and took the time to sleep.

Osamu Dazai lay on the pillow, wrapped himself in the quilt, cosplaying a caterpillar.

They're not easy guys to deal with.

Xia Youjie and Asuka's small eyes widened, and the cunning in their eyes disappeared in a flash.

Asuka ran into the closet to change clothes, and Xia Youjie also changed outside into a kimono specially cut by a machine according to his body shape.

For the convenience of movement, they all wear hakama suits, and the colors and prints of the haori are very Taisho style.

After seeing each other's appearance, the two praised each other, then opened the sliding door leading to the verandah tacitly, and opened all the windows in the room.

The draft brought the smell of grass blades and mushrooms, and it was a little cold.

But the two birds are not worried, their inner clothes are mixed with special materials, which will adjust the temperature according to their body temperature.

However, the others are not so safe.

Asuka moved closer to Yinshi's side, adjusted his physical fitness to the style of a knight, and then pulled the quilt.

lift--

She moved to Dazai Osamu with Gintoki's quilt.

Although this guy is very smart to wrap himself into a fat bug, but facing the knight, he definitely has 2 tons of arm strength, and he is still too big!

lift--

Throwing the two quilts far away, Asuka went to support Xia Youjie.

Gojo Wu, Xia Youjie and the two are fighting against each other, and are engaged in a quilt tug-of-war.

It's not that Brother Jie can't do it, but 5T5 is really difficult to do.

However, in this state, if one more force is added, the balance will be broken.

Asuka helped pinch the corner of the quilt, using force with his hands.

lift--

Well, there are only three big guys(?) in skimpy pajamas here now.

Asuka and Xia Youjie vacated their positions and let the draft wind blow on them.

"It's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold!"

The three lazy people couldn't bear it, and a carp stood up and wanted to snatch the quilt.

But there are two guards on this side, how could it be possible to let them pass.

After tossing for about 2 minutes, a group of people stopped their morning left and right horizontal jumping exercises and became fully awake.

Don't grab the quilt this time, just get up.

Xia Youjie asked Asuka to play outside the door first, and he stayed to fold the quilts for the two of them.

As soon as the little girl left, the group of men didn't care much. They each picked up the clothes next to the pillow and changed them in a corner far away.

A full 15 minutes later, Red A came back again and nodded in satisfaction when he saw the people in front of him who looked like little Bai Yang with different spirits.

Then, like coaxing children, Xia Youjie and Asuka should be rewarded.

"Ice cream!" Asuka raised his hand high~

Xia Youjie didn't like anything in particular, but now he liked the cubs very much, so he nodded in agreement.

Red A: "..."

Red A: "It's winter at home."

"It's cool to eat ice cream at home with full heating on in winter!" Asuka continued to raise his hand.

Gojo Gojo, who was particularly sour, stabbed her: "Eating ice cream in a cold environment is the right way. What kind of cult is your practice of turning on the heating this winter?"

Asuka smiled victoriously: "You don't have the special ice cream made by Red A, you don't understand."

"...?"

"Jie, don't stop me, I'm going to have a showdown with this stinky kid today!"