Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

Kunikida Doppo is not in a very good mood today.

The word "also" is used very well.

Because he hasn't executed his plan smoothly since a few days ago.

It's all due to one guy - his new partner, Osamu Dazai.

Although they have only been together for a few days, Kunikida has already fully recognized the annoying essence of the other party - loves to make trouble, behaves frivolously, wastes bandages, and loves suicide.

Anyway, there is no such thing as letting that guy sit in the office all day.

Osamu Dazai is like a slippery loach, always disappearing with various excuses.

as it is now.

Kunikida was going to grab his partner to deal with the new commission he received yesterday, but when he looked up, there was the figure of the suicide enthusiast at the opposite desk.

"Dazai!!!"

Kunikida Junai's roar (?) resounded throughout the detective agency.

He rushed out of the building aggressively, ready to go to the nearby river or tree to have a look, and he probably could catch the bastard Dazai.

But what is surprising is that Kunikida caught the figure of the bandage wasting device just after walking less than five meters away from the building.

What surprised him was that the other party was not trying to go to Santuchuan, but...

with children? !

Kunikida Doppo was full of question marks.

When did that guy have such a good relationship with Asuka?The two of them were still chatting and came back holding hands?

Just when he was puzzled, the eyes of the two sides met.

In addition to doubts, the blond man's eyes also contained the anger of being dove, while the eyes of the brown-haired man with bandages were a collection of contradictions of clarity and bewilderment.

"Yo! Kunikida-kun."

"Dazai, I told you yesterday, I have to reach the informant around [-]:[-]! What time is it now?!"

After Kunikida Doppo yelled at his partner, his expression changed immediately.

When he bent down to look at the bird, he was full of love. This textbook-level face change made the little guy applaud the little seal.

"Asuka, why are you with Dazai? Are you going somewhere without adult company, did you just meet him?" He glared at Dazai out of the corner of his eye, "Of course, if this guy went to the third floor to You abducted, this matter is another matter."

At first, I wanted to give it a try, but the leader of the world in the book, who was pretending to be the master of the world, suddenly felt the dangerous aura of killing.

Chief Osamu Dazai: Bad feeling.

Before the two could explain, Kunikida Doppo suddenly noticed the clothes of the brown-black haired youth in front of him.

"How long have you been fishing? Did you even run back to the dormitory to change your clothes?"

The young man is not wearing the usual sand-colored windbreaker, but a well-tailored three-piece black suit.

Taking a closer look, the style of bandaging seems to be different from usual—the man suddenly covered his right eye for some unknown reason.

Hasn't the period of the second illness passed?Kunikida Doppo Siyuyan complained in his heart.

"No, Dubu misunderstood." Xiaotuanzi shook his head vigorously, even putting aside the matter of correcting the other party's address.

She was about to explain the situation to the other party when another light voice came.

"Kunikida-kun, what are you doing here?"

Kunikida Doppo was shocked.

He stared blankly at Osamu Dazai who was directly opposite him.

The other party tilted his head, showing a very innocent expression, with a hint of concern, as if asking: What's wrong?

Who would that be?

Osamu Dazai in front of him didn't open his mouth, why did his voice still come from behind him? ? ?

At that moment, Kunikida Doppo thought of the urban anecdote that was widely circulated in his middle school class.

It is said that some ghosts have high IQs, and they will call your name with the voice of your acquaintance behind people.

If you walk straight ahead, even if the ghost puts its hand on your shoulder, you'll be fine.

but if you look back...

"Country~wood~field~jun~"

In Kunikida Doppo's eyes, Dazai Osamu's mouth still didn't move, but the guy's iconic tone and voice were getting closer.

The hairs all over his body are about to explode!

Yes, no one knows that Doppo Kunikida, a serious, sensible, methodical member of the Armed Detective Agency - is actually afraid of ghosts!

However, his act of not daring to look back gave the two Dazai an opportunity.

The moment the two people with the same inner core looked at each other, it was as if countless black mud had flowed through the eyes of both of them.

Among them, the one with a bright smile in a sand-colored trench coat has more conspiracy theories.

After all, he didn't know the special features of Asuka Studio.

He could tell within a few breaths that the person in front of him who looked exactly the same was indeed "himself".

But he couldn't make it clear what purpose this self appeared here, how this self appeared here, and how much impact it would have on the script he had written before.

Except that the appeal of "death" is the same, everything else is unknown.

Even if they are both Osamu Dazai... No, it should be said that it is precisely because they are both Osamu Dazai that they are not sure what the other is thinking.

Wu Zhenzai, who had already been washed and landed, glanced at the familiar suit and the unremoved bandages on his eyes with distrustful eyes.

And the other party seems to be more mature than himself...

Was this him if he hadn't left port Mafia?

The leader Zai let him watch, his heart ready to make trouble, but he didn't show any real emotion on his face.

But even so, the two of them decided on one thing.

That is……

Kunikida Doppo's eyes struggled for a while, and he whispered to Dazai in front of him for confirmation: "Dazai, did you hear something?"

The puzzled expression of the leader Zai was very real: "No... But why did Kunikida-kun look so bad all of a sudden? Are you okay?"

"Kunikida-kun~turn around and look at me~"

The two voices were exactly the same, as if they had agreed, they appeared in front of and behind Kunikida Doppo.

Suddenly, a pale palm with obvious veins touched the shoulder of the blond man.

Even though he is an adult, Kunikida Doppo seems to have fallen into a magic den.

At that moment, the fear climbed to the top.

"Hey woo woo! Appeared——!"

An uncontrollable exclamation escaped from the mouth of the tall and rational man.

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Three people, one small and four people sat in the cafe.

Kunikida Doppo is hitting his own Dazai Osamu with his iron fist.

And the enemy (?) Osamu Dazai is holding a cup of coffee, watching the show with a smile on his face, and together with the cute little ones around him, he forms a picture scroll of quiet time.

Although he also wanted to teach this accomplice a lesson, but he was not the one he was really familiar with after all, so he could only hold back.

"Asuka..." Kunikida Doppo just started, and the little guy announced today's nickname.

"It's the Master!"

"Master, what's the matter with this guy? Is he also Dazai? They are really exactly the same!" While talking, Kunikida's calm voice was still a little trembling after listening carefully.

"Yes, this is Zhi, and Dazai is the same person."

In the end, the considerate cutie didn't accept the leader Zaina's suggestion of "ignoring the other me", but chose a new nickname.

"But this is him in a parallel time and space~" She held the milk cup, approached it carefully like a kitten, lowered her head and stuck out her tongue to take a sip of milk.

He raised his face again, and a milk beard appeared around his mouth.

Three grown men: ...Damn it!It can be so cute!

The leader, Zai, was a veritable temporary guardian. He quickly wiped off the little girl's beard with a tissue, and beckoned the coffee shop clerk to bring a straw.

The young lady in maid attire delivered the things quickly, and secretly sized up the two people sitting across from each other.

——These two brothers really look alike.

With this in mind, she retreated again.

Kunikida Doppo tidied up his beating heart in front of the cute thing, and heaved a sigh of relief: "That's great, ghosts really don't exist in this world."

"Not."

"No."

Unexpectedly, he was immediately refuted by one big and one small.

Wu Detective Zai immediately thought of something, his eyes faded from vigilance, and he leisurely prepared to watch his partner's play.

Asuka said seriously: "Although Zhi came from a parallel world, he is actually dead."

Kunikida Doppo didn't even care about pointing at people, which is impolite.

Trembling, he pointed at the brown-haired young man in a black suit.

"This...so he..."

"Yeah!" The little guy smiled and rolled his big eyes. The apple muscles on his soft face are so cute that people want to pinch them.

But Kunikida once again felt the power of her little devil.

"The rule is the soul body, only the soul body can be summoned from the B-type world by me."

"Hey!" The blond youth unconsciously let out a scream.

Next to him is his teammate, Osamu Dazai, a member of the Armed Detective Agency, who seems to think that this stimulation is not enough.

He snapped his fingers and asked curiously: "Then, including Mr. Zhou Fangzun I met yesterday, all the guardians of the little master are spirit bodies?"

The face of the only living person, Sakata Gintoki, flashed in Asuka's mind.

——Bastard Yinshi hasn't taken revenge for stealing strawberry milk a few days ago!

"Yes! Everyone is a soul body!" Her eyes flickered for a moment, and then she nodded firmly.

The famous samurai Bai Yasha was successfully killed.

Someone who returned to his own world to grab the JUMP sneezed loudly at the same time.

Kunikida Doppo: ... Farewell, this tormented world.