Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

Asuka rolled her eyes angrily, ignored these foolish parents and continued to eat.

Children will grow up one day, unless there are special circumstances or drug intervention, it is special circumstances to keep the same appearance!

Just let them panic, let them rush, anyway, in the end, they will realize the true meaning of being a parent-companionship, that's all.

She was shaking her legs heartlessly, munching on fried chicken nuggets, a little bit amused.

How tall will it be then?

I really want to be as tall as Wu, so that I don't have to look up at them!

Asuka's envious eyes drifted to Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru, who was discussing parenting issues with his friends, noticed something, and turned to her with an aggrieved and mournful face.

Asuka: Humph.

She turned her head and concentrated on cooking.

It's impossible not to grow up~ Even if you pretend to be pitiful, you can't violate the law of natural growth.

"Besides, didn't you raise Hui too much? Why did you act as if it was the first time you saw a child whip?" Asuka swallowed her meal and questioned someone who was still looking at her.

Gojo Satoru had an innocent face on his face: "Hui Ke is a naughty and sullen brat, how can you feel when he grows up? He will grow up."

He almost didn't have the four characters "preferring women to men" written on his face.

"It may also be because Wu is old. At the age of 28, he is more self-conscious about being a parent than ten years ago. Old people just like to appreciate time." Xia Youjie said with a smile.

Gojo Satoru immediately exploded: "Nonsense! Even at 28, I am still young and beautiful, and I can fit into the DK group perfectly in my high school uniform!"

Everyone: The childishness of the two of you bickering with each other is not 28 or 18, and the combined age is at most 8 years old.

The two quarreled and began to expose each other's old stories, telling some big truths.

Why do you look like a liar in cassock, why are you being helped by kind elementary school students to cross the road while wearing a blindfold... and so on.

Conan was sitting opposite the two, listening to the gossip so fascinated that the broccoli he just picked up almost fell on the table.

Seriously, this is the most childish adult he has ever seen in his 17 years of life.

By the way, before this record was broken by these two, his mother had always held it.

Just when he was only listening and not eating properly, a pair of chopsticks reached out to his plate with okra tempura.

Conan looked up, and it turned out to be the black-haired man sitting next door who hadn't spoken much.

Conan hadn't paid attention to him before, because his sense of existence was too low, his movements were subtle and silent, and he would ignore him if he was not careful.

Feel like a killer...or a ninja?After all, this gentleman's actions always have a hint of ancient rhyme.

Itachi put the serving chopsticks next to the tempura plate, noticed Conan's gaze, and smiled at him: "Eat more."

"Thank you brother~" Conan put on a sweet smile without hesitation.

Because he can see who this gentleman is looking through him.

Even though there are guests at home today, the dining table in the Dimensional House is still noisy, without stopping.

Even because of the presence of the children, some conversations that are inconvenient for outsiders can only be conveyed in encrypted form, and now the entire dining table is full of old riddlers.

Asuka was so dizzy from the analysis, he was in a trance for a while, thinking that he had crossed into tomorrow's O boat.

It's too difficult. Inviting friends to your home is indeed a mental work.

After lunch, the little radish heads obediently helped Red A clear the table, and then happily got together to discuss some games to play to relieve the hunger.

"How about hide and seek?" Ayumi suggested, "Izumi's house is huge, so it should be easy to hide."

Mitsuhiko: "It's because it's too big. What if a round takes a long time and no one can be found?"

Asuka blinked: "Then let's set the time, one game every half an hour. In the last 5 minutes of each game, if there is still someone who has not been found, then that person needs to make a sound to remind him of his position."

Her proposal was well thought out and was unanimously approved.

Edogawa Conan and Haibara Ai simply gave up their self-interest and fooled around with the children, so they were responsible for following what the children asked.

Asuka first asked the others if they could hide in their rooms, and after getting consent, she took out her mobile phone and handed it to the more reliable Zhou Fangzun.

Zhou Fangzun's task is: when he hears the counting stop outside the door, immediately set an alarm clock for an hour and a half, and an alarm clock for 25 minutes.

The reliable Chi Wang nodded and agreed, sitting on the sofa in the living room while biting the cigarette holder and fiddling with the phone.

The children ran to the gate of the front yard of the villa, and first identified the "ghost"-Yuantai through the palms of their hands and the back of their hands and rock-paper-scissors.

Then, they asked Yuan Tai to lie down against the wall with his eyes closed and start counting to a hundred.

"1, 2, 3..." Yuan Tai started in an orderly manner.

Asuka and the others made cheering gestures to each other and scattered.

Ayumi immediately detoured to the backyard from the side path, presumably preparing to hide in the glass flower.

The rest of them rushed into the villa at the same time.

After making eye contact, Mitsuhiko and Xiao Ai ran upstairs, while Conan and Asuka stayed on the first floor to look for opportunities.

Asuka turned around and ran towards the kitchen without hesitation, while Conan walked towards the small utility room he had observed before.

When Asuka slipped into the kitchen, Hong A and Noriaki Kakyoin were finishing the work, scrubbing and washing, the kitchen was clean without any oily smoke, and it was very bright.

While the children were not around, the Empress of Green also diligently helped with the work.

He opened the dishwasher, took out the clean dishes, and put them in the racks one by one.

"What's the matter?" Seeing the familiar little cannonball rushing over, a smile bloomed on the corner of Kakyoin Noraki's lips, he squatted down and opened his arms, wanting to give his little cutie a hug.

"Asuka is playing hide-and-seek..." Asuka pouted, a little unhappy that Dianming spent his time hiding.

But she also quickly realized that the outburst of negativity was a little too much.

Dianming was just expressing his love for her. It was a complete accident that it took up play time, but she actually had that kind of "rebellious idea". Sure enough, this is also a sign of her beginning to grow up?

Her soft little body fell into the arms of Noriaki Kakyoin.

She first apologized to Kakyoin who didn't know the child's little thoughts at all, and then she talked and quickly explained the current situation.

"You want to hide here... um..." Kakyoin looked around the kitchen with her, and pointed to a few low cabinets, "How is it here?"

Those cabinets were filled with rice and noodles, and there was a huge space for a 7-year-old to hide in.

Asuka shook her head, she pointed to the slanted upper corner of her head mysteriously.

Both Kakyoin and Hong A took the opportunity to look - and saw the large double-door refrigerator at home - the child must be hidden in the refrigerator, right?How cold is that?

Asuka stuck out her tongue: "It's on top of the refrigerator!"

The top of the refrigerator will be cleaned by a small robot regularly, so it is not dirty at all, as long as it can climb up, it is a good place to hide.

The location of the refrigerator at home is very clever.

It just happened to be stuck in the corner of the kitchen, and it was completely invisible from outside the door. You had to enter the door to see it.

The refrigerator is high enough. For children, the top is a visual blind spot—at least Asuka has been wandering around the house for several years and has never seen the whole picture of the top of the refrigerator.

The more Asuka thought about it, the more he felt that he was really a little genius.

She greeted the Green Pope who had placed the plate, and let him wrap her arms around her waist, and sent her to the top of the refrigerator.

"Wow, it's so big, it feels like I can roll! It shouldn't fall, right?" She excitedly lay on it and twisted twice.

Red A: ...

He felt his blood pressure rising.

Sure enough, has the child reached the age when cats hate dogs?

What kind of bear's idea is this? !

What if you climbed so high and fell down?

Red A, who had an explosive mother mentality, just wanted to lift the child down, but was quickly held down by Noriaki Kakyoin.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. I let the Emperor stare at her, it's fine." Kakyoin persuaded, "Besides, the child has a strong skin and great abilities, so she can't fall at all, so don't worry about it."

Red A took a few deep breaths and calmed down.

That is to say, my own child is unusual, if he dared to play like other families, he would have been beaten to death.

Red A squinted at the unaware, still excited Asuka, and directly deducted someone's dessert for dinner in her heart.

Heartless brat.

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She foolishly waved at the two people standing by the refrigerator, rolled around, and lay herself down against the wall.

Noriaki Kakyoin shook his head helplessly, leaving the Pope behind, and left the restaurant pushing Red A's shoulder.

As soon as they went out, the two of them found that Zhou Fangzun, who was sitting on the sofa, had been aiming in a certain direction.

There it is - the storage room under the stairs.

But that's not just a storage room, in fact, the entrance to the basement is inside.

And the basement is Asuka's laboratory, where the space portal is located.

Seeing the two of them, Zhou Fangzun nodded and said, "The little boy wearing glasses hid in."

"..." Kakyoin sat down on the sofa next to him, "It's just hide-and-seek, it's okay... Even if the laboratory is really discovered, it's okay, Asuka said, she and that child have a lot of each other's secrets."

"It wouldn't be such a coincidence." Red A hesitated, "It should."

Hearing what they both said, Zhou Fangzun stopped paying attention to the storage room.

He leaned on the sofa, half-closed his eyes, waiting for the time to be set.

After a while, Yuantai's counting voice stopped, and Zhou Fangzun quickly set two alarm clocks.

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