Ferocious Beast Breeding Manual
Chapter 10
Jiao Xiaoba felt that when he came to this prehistoric continent full of perverts, he had never been so mighty and majestic as he is today!
The reason is my sixth brother, a guy named Taotie.
The mollusk chased and killed the four-legged beast, oh, oh, it's against the sky!
Jiao Xiaoba is not the kind of guy who puts his nose on his face, his sixth brother is only because of a guilty conscience, so he deliberately gives way to himself, if the other party goes all out, Jiao Xiaoba really feels that he will definitely be beaten by Taotie Six. The role of cannon fodder.
So Jiao Xiaoba stopped when Taotie was running happily, and went back to his hot spring silently.
Taotie looked at Jiao Xiaoba who was suddenly silent, and didn't mind it very much. Taotie is a guy who gets sleepy when he's full. They all say that Taotie is fierce, and Dragon God also thinks so. Only Jiao Xiaoba knows that Taotie is only hungry. It is fierce when it is in the stomach, but it is very docile in normal times.
For Taotie, whose biological clock is extremely regular and goes to sleep after eating, it is not easy to play with Jiao Xiaoba for such a short time.
Taotie is not a big mouth, Jiao Xiaoba transformed into a thing, if put it in the child's ADHD Chi kiss two, it will definitely be known to everyone, but Taotie is not, he saw that Jiao Xiaoba ignored him, and returned to his own place , sleep, and completely forgot about Jiao Xiaoba's transformation.
In the eyes of Taotie, there is really no difference between the animal form and the human form, just like other people will change into an older human form for the sake of looking good, even for Jiao Xiaoba, the human form looks fifteen or sixteen years old , only Taotie, an old man, still puts on Zhengtai's face.
But if Taotie doesn't say anything, it doesn't mean that others won't know about it. The first thing Longyu knows about him is the guy who hates Jiao Xiaoba the most, Yazi.
The jest-like duel between Jiao Xiaoba and Taotie, although no one was watching, not even the Dragon God came out to stop it, but everyone felt the two completely different and powerful divine powers, and the weak chicken Jiao Xiaoba seemed to have really changed. Yes, it has really become stronger.
The person who cares most about you in this world must be your enemy!
Being hated because the difference in birth time is too short and one's own strength is too weak is really an absurd reason, but Ya Zi thinks it should be so.
This kid's brain circuit has been different from others since he was a child!
The nine sons of the dragon are different, but they are more or less similar to the dragon god. Even the most useless Jiao Xiaoba, the dragon god feels that this baby is huddled in the snail shell every day, and he is not going anywhere with himself. Tiantian has the same effect in Longyu.
Yazi is inherited from the Dragon God’s competitive personality. When Yazi was very young, he especially liked to fight with others. He not only wanted to beat you, but also beat you mentally. Jiao Xiaoba once saw However, Yai Zi severely taunted the opponent who fell to the ground.
If you are knocked down by him, it's fine to ridicule him, but if you knock him down, I'll be in trouble! ! !
Jai Zi is very stingy and holds a grudge, and will remember you for the rest of his life!
In Jiao Xiaoba's words, Yazi is the number one pervert in Longyu!
Jiao Xiaoba is too weak, the pervert Yazi doesn't bother to fight with Jiao Xiaoba, so he taunts Jiao Xiaoba verbally, if Jiao Xiaoba's mind is definitely mature enough, his heart is definitely strong enough, and he doesn't know that he will be hit by Yazi what it looks like.
But Yazi felt that this was a sign of Jiao Xiaoba's cowardice, and bullied him even more viciously.
Now that Jiao Xiaoba has transformed into a shape, in the eyes of Yazi, it is a sign that he can fight.
So Yazi went directly to Jiao Xiaoba and sneered: "So you have transformed, now that you have transformed, let's fight with this seat!"
Because the fight with Taotie consumed too much energy, Jiao Xiaoba, who wanted to collect turbid energy, was caught by Yazi, not only blocked, but also put down by the opponent?
Jiao Xiaoba no longer knew how to answer, so he wanted to ask Yazi, why did I fight with you after I transformed into a human form!
You must be full!
Jiao Xiaoba felt that Yazi was absurd, and he didn't want to have the same knowledge as such a perverted warmonger, but Yazi was so angry that this weak chicken, now that he had transformed himself, was still timid and afraid to fight, how unreasonable it is!
If you fight, you must fight, if you don't fight, you can't!Yazi thought so, but Jiao Xiaoba ignored him at all!Ignore you, ignore you!
Yazi was very annoyed, he looked down at Jiao Xiaoba, even though he was in human form, and even though Jiao Xiaoba was better looking than Yazi, Yazi still didn't like Jiao Xiaoba, "sissy, is your brain covered in shit?" ? This seat is talking to you, didn’t you hear?!”
Jiao Xiaoba frowned, he was not willing to speak easily, because he had been an "autistic child" for too long, originally because of his low status in Longyu, he dared not speak, but after a long time, he became an "autistic child". Too lazy to talk, so that for a long time, the high-level gods in Longyu regarded Jiao Xiaoba as dumb, but right now, Jiao Xiaoba pulled up with a stiff mouth, "Seventh brother, you are the reincarnation of Maokeng, this Spray dung as soon as you open your mouth for the rest of your life!"
"Say it again!" Yazi was furious, Jiao Xiaoba dared to say that about himself, the whole body of Yazi was on fire with anger, this guy is a dynamite, and it will explode at the slightest spark.
Jiao Xiaoba hates extremely high and extremely cold temperatures very much. He likes warm and humid places. It doesn’t matter if Yazi gets angry. The fire on his body has burned the grass on the ground. Shocked by Jai Zi, the Sky Pao trembled, not daring to go forward.
idiot!Jiao Xiaoba thought to himself, why should labor and management say it again!
Jiao Xiaoba gave Yazi a contemptuous look, walked over to the sky cannon with Yazi furious, quickly shrunk his body, jumped onto the back of the sky cannon, held the sky cannon and used it only they could understand The language, roared: run! ! !
Jiao Xiaoba's decision was right, and in an instant, fire spewed out from Jai Zi's mouth, and the raging fire sprayed towards Jiao Xiaoba.
Jiao Xiaoba fumbled around the snail shell necklace around his neck, and found out a pack of opened sanitary napkins...
Damn, labor and management want knives!
Well, the necklace is too small right now, and it's too late to change it, Jiao Xiaoba quickly unfolded the sanitary napkin, tore off the sticker on the back of the sanitary napkin, chanted the mantra silently, turned around and threw it at Yazi's face.
Logically speaking, when the sanitary napkin was close to Yazi, it should have been burned to ashes by the flames on Yazi's body, but a miraculous scene happened, perhaps because of Jiao Xiaoba's special skills, the sanitary napkin opened wide Fan Yi broke through the raging fire of Ya Zi, and directly stuck to that handsome face!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Yazi was so angry that he transformed into his original shape, flying sand everywhere his huge body went.
It's spectacular, majestic, and shocking... The only thing that didn't dare to destroy it was the sanitary napkin that hung on the horns of Yazi's original shape, waving in the wind and not afraid of the fire! ! !
Jiao Xiaoba lay on Soaring Pao's back and laughed so hard.
At this moment, Jiao Xiaoba felt that he was mighty this time!
"Sky Pao, let's go find Fifth Brother!!!" If you do something wrong, find Fifth Brother!All evil forces are paper tigers! ! !
Hearing the master's order, the sky cannon went faster, passed through the layers of flames sprayed out by Yazi, and sprinted towards Suanni Wu's territory at the speed of light.
"Jiao Xiaoba!!! You wait!!!" Yazi, a small-bellied guy, yelled up to the sky.
Jiao Xiaoba felt a little palpitated while being happy, this beam is getting bigger!
The sky cannon rushed to Suanniwu's territory at full speed, and Yaziqi had no choice but to chase after him. The smell of sandalwood directly swept Yaziqi away!
The fifth brother is mighty.
Seeing Jiao Xiaoba's appearance at first glance, Suan Ni Wu was also taken aback. After thousands of years of tempering, Suan Ni Wu has become the level where form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. Wu was astonished, it was the first time for Jiao Xiaoba.
Jiao Xiaoba likes the hot springs at Wu Ge's house the most. When he arrives at Wu Ge's site, he plunges into the hot springs and plays in the hot springs with his sky cannon.
Although the sky cannon is not afraid of water, it can't sink into the hot spring like Jiao Xiaoba. Jiao Xiaoba doesn't like the flames on Yazi's body very much. It's the real fire of samadhi. Many gods can emit such flames. If Jiao Xiaoba hadn't been a relatively high-level god among the high-level gods, he would probably have become a grilled snail.
Suan Ni Wu finished burning incense, and then watched Jiao Xiaoba playing in the water. He indulged this eighth brother. For some reason, Jiao Xiaoba felt like a monk after not seeing him for a long time.
So Jiao Xiaoba burst out: "Fifth brother, do you usually masturbate?"
Jiao Xiaoba regretted the words, Suan Ni Wu looked at Jiao Xiaoba strangely, "What kind of skill is 'rolling the pipe'?"
Pfft, Jiao Xiaoba is overjoyed, the ancients really can't understand such a modern language, brother is really lonely!
Suan Ni Wu saw Jiao Xiaoba's turbulent look, and then thought of the two powerful divine powers he felt before, so he said, "You and Xiao Qi are fighting?"
When Jiao Xiaoba heard this, he curled his lips: "Where is there a fight? If there was a fight, he beat me unilaterally. I have no room to fight back. I ran away."
Suan Ni did not at all laugh at Jiao Xiaoba's style of being unable to beat and run, but he admired it very much, "That's good, you don't have the heart to fight for killing, very good, Xiao Qi is too murderous, and sooner or later he will cause trouble."
Jiao Xiaoba doesn't care at all about his cheap seventh brother causing trouble. To put it bluntly, Jiao Xiaoba wishes that guy would be arrested right now.
Suan Ni was not surprised to see Jiao Xiaoba's disapproval. Jiao Xiaoba and Yazi have been at odds for a long time, and this was provoked by Yazi unilaterally. They didn't know about Yazi's weird thoughts, but they just thought that Yazi was narrow-minded. .
Suan Ni smiled, and showed a bodhisattva-like smile to Jiao Xiaoba, "Then Xiaoba, you didn't come here just to hide from Xiaoqi, did you?"
At this time, Jiao Xiaoba thought of something serious, so he jumped out of the hot spring and jumped directly in front of Suan Ni Wu, "Fifth Brother, when will you practice?"
Jiao Xiaoba felt that what he said was very euphemistic, but in fact he wanted to ask Suanni Wu directly, when do you fart, please, I want to practice!
But thinking about this kind of rhetoric, Jiao Xiaoba feels sick to himself.
Suan Ni Wu was a bit strange, but he never lied, since it was Jiao Xiaoba who asked the question, he said honestly: "I'll go to practice in a while."
Jiao Xiaoba nodded, "Okay fifth brother, call me when you are practicing, and I will go to the side to observe."
Generally, when others are practicing, they can't ask for observation, because they are afraid of the other party's sneak attack, but the other party is the fifth brother who has the best relationship with him, and Jiao Xiaoba doesn't think that the fifth brother will guard against him.Sure enough, Suan Ni nodded five times, "Okay."
Jiao Xiaoba, who was full from the five caves of Suan Ni, was really satisfied when he came out. The turbidity of the fifth brother who does not eat meat is different from that of others. It is indeed the fifth brother who has become a Buddha, even the farts It was all so extraordinary, Jiao Xiaoba felt extremely comfortable all over.
When Jiao Xiaoba came out of Suan Ni Wu's site, he rode a sky cannon all the way to the site of Daddy Dragon God.
Everyone with two sons, how could I not know, but the Dragon God didn't intervene, just wanted to see how much his son was capable of. In fact, the Dragon God was quite satisfied. It also made Dragon God very satisfied.
Who said that his son is a weak chicken, you can see that he can fight evenly with Xiaoliu Taotie, who is the most powerful in force, and he can not lose the wind in the hands of Xiaoqi Yazi, although I don't know that Jiao Xiaoba is using a hidden weapon What is it, but it really played a role, and it blindfolded Xiaoqi Yazi's eyes.
Sure enough, they are all my good sons!
If Jiao Xiaoba knew that the Dragon God thought so, he would vomit blood.
How did you know that that thing is a hidden weapon!
The days passed day by day like this, and Jiao Xiaoba didn't know how long the days had passed. He was practicing every day, constantly absorbing the turbid energy, and then constantly working hard to make himself cast a more powerful spell.
During the practice, Jiao Xiaoba discovered that his explosive power is good, but his stamina is not good enough. He needs to constantly replenish his fart source.
Where do you go to fight a guy who likes to fart?
Jiao Xiaoba not only trains his stamina, but also trains the ability to summon space. The success rate of Jiao Xiaoba's summoning has become higher and higher. Although the things he summons are always weird, they are getting more and more relevant. For example Not long ago, Jiao Xiaoba said that he wanted a bag that could store farts.
What Jiao Xiaoba thinks about is something similar to an oxygen bottle. There is a lot of turbid air in it, and he can inhale it at any time. The space is very powerful. Although there is no bottle for saving farts for Jiao Xiaoba, a bag of turbid air comes out. , easier to store and carry.
Jiao Xiaoba sometimes summons some completely useless things. For example, he said he wanted a powerful weapon, but a toy "Transformer" appeared in the space. Jiao Xiaoba threw that Transformer directly to the sky cannon , Soaring Cannon had a great time, and I was happy every day.
With the turbid air bag, Jiao Xiaoba will use the turbid air bag to capture a lot of turbid air, and then store it for future use.
During this period, Yazi had troubled Jiao Xiaoba, and Jiao Xiaoba also deliberately provoked Yazi, thinking that he would test his strength by fighting against Yazi.
Yazi is not like a foodie like Taotie. When you are full, you will feel better. Yazi is a dynamite bag, which will be blown up at any time. Sometimes Jiao Xiaoba provokes Yazi, and Yazi will transform into a monster and beat you unilaterally. Jiao Xiaoba, Jiao Xiaoba couldn't take it anymore, he would show his original shape and use the shell of a snail to resist Yazi's whipping.
During this process, Jiao Xiaoba felt that his snail and clam shells were getting stronger and stronger.
Well, in short, Jiao Xiaoba's life in Longyu is quite fulfilling.
A good life will always go away. One day, the ground of Longyu felt a violent vibration.
All the high-ranking gods in the Dragon Realm woke up from their sleep, and everyone hurried to the Dragon Palace, because the Dragon Palace is the safest place in the entire Dragon Realm, where the Dragon God is!
Boom-boom-boom-
slam-la-
But after hearing a few loud noises, the ground of the Dragon Realm began to crack. A bottomless chasm, from south to north, divided the Dragon Realm into two halves. A sound falling in a deep ditch.
The face of the Dragon God is gloomy. All the high-ranking gods in the Dragon Realm are gathered in the Dragon Palace. Every face is black. No one will be particularly happy if they are woken up in their sleep.
Jiao Xiaoba looked at the cracked ground in horror. For some reason, he felt a strong sense of unease.
At this time, a beautiful big bird with colorful feather patterns appeared in the sky. The big bird flew staggeringly, lingered in the sky for a long time, and flew towards the direction of the Dragon Palace.
Jiao Xiaoba's eyes widened, it turned out to be a ostrich that symbolizes peace in the world!
It is a good thing for a ostrich to appear, but if the ostrich is injured, it will not be so wonderful.
Jiao Xiaoba's eyes were tightly locked on the colorful ostrich in the sky. The ostrich turned into a graceful girl in front of many high-ranking gods in the Dragon Domain. The girl's entire left shoulder showed a dark purple color that was almost black. The dark purple gradually expanded with every step the girl took, and after a while, the girl's entire left arm turned dark purple.
The girl entered the Dragon Palace and went straight to the Dragon God. Jiao Xiaoba only noticed at this time that the extremely beautiful girl was bleeding black blood from her mouth...
Jiao Xiaoba kept screaming in his heart, this is a luan, this is a powerful luan! ! !
"What happened?!" Dragon God frowned, and a thick voice sounded outside the Dragon Palace.
The girl's mouth was bleeding continuously, and it seemed that it was difficult to speak: "I killed a Zhu Yan...Unexpectedly, I was plotted against by the evil god Tao'wu..."
Jiao Xiaoba, who was holding the sky cannon, thumped in his heart, but seeing that the girl couldn't hold on, she showed her original shape and turned back into a beautiful and dazzling colorful bird.
Luanniao's weak voice sounded in the Dragon Palace:
"Xiaocishan, Zhu Yanjian, the world is in chaos..."
Zhu Yan sees that the phoenix is in danger and the world is in chaos!
Even the remains of the Phoenix God can't suppress the evil god who is about to move in the prehistoric land. The turbulent period of the God Realm once in 9000 million years is finally coming!
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The author has something to say:
Zhu Yan: An animal that looks like an ape, with white fur on its head and red toes. It is called Zhu Yan. When it appears, the world will be in chaos.
Zhu Yanjian (xian), four times.
The reason is my sixth brother, a guy named Taotie.
The mollusk chased and killed the four-legged beast, oh, oh, it's against the sky!
Jiao Xiaoba is not the kind of guy who puts his nose on his face, his sixth brother is only because of a guilty conscience, so he deliberately gives way to himself, if the other party goes all out, Jiao Xiaoba really feels that he will definitely be beaten by Taotie Six. The role of cannon fodder.
So Jiao Xiaoba stopped when Taotie was running happily, and went back to his hot spring silently.
Taotie looked at Jiao Xiaoba who was suddenly silent, and didn't mind it very much. Taotie is a guy who gets sleepy when he's full. They all say that Taotie is fierce, and Dragon God also thinks so. Only Jiao Xiaoba knows that Taotie is only hungry. It is fierce when it is in the stomach, but it is very docile in normal times.
For Taotie, whose biological clock is extremely regular and goes to sleep after eating, it is not easy to play with Jiao Xiaoba for such a short time.
Taotie is not a big mouth, Jiao Xiaoba transformed into a thing, if put it in the child's ADHD Chi kiss two, it will definitely be known to everyone, but Taotie is not, he saw that Jiao Xiaoba ignored him, and returned to his own place , sleep, and completely forgot about Jiao Xiaoba's transformation.
In the eyes of Taotie, there is really no difference between the animal form and the human form, just like other people will change into an older human form for the sake of looking good, even for Jiao Xiaoba, the human form looks fifteen or sixteen years old , only Taotie, an old man, still puts on Zhengtai's face.
But if Taotie doesn't say anything, it doesn't mean that others won't know about it. The first thing Longyu knows about him is the guy who hates Jiao Xiaoba the most, Yazi.
The jest-like duel between Jiao Xiaoba and Taotie, although no one was watching, not even the Dragon God came out to stop it, but everyone felt the two completely different and powerful divine powers, and the weak chicken Jiao Xiaoba seemed to have really changed. Yes, it has really become stronger.
The person who cares most about you in this world must be your enemy!
Being hated because the difference in birth time is too short and one's own strength is too weak is really an absurd reason, but Ya Zi thinks it should be so.
This kid's brain circuit has been different from others since he was a child!
The nine sons of the dragon are different, but they are more or less similar to the dragon god. Even the most useless Jiao Xiaoba, the dragon god feels that this baby is huddled in the snail shell every day, and he is not going anywhere with himself. Tiantian has the same effect in Longyu.
Yazi is inherited from the Dragon God’s competitive personality. When Yazi was very young, he especially liked to fight with others. He not only wanted to beat you, but also beat you mentally. Jiao Xiaoba once saw However, Yai Zi severely taunted the opponent who fell to the ground.
If you are knocked down by him, it's fine to ridicule him, but if you knock him down, I'll be in trouble! ! !
Jai Zi is very stingy and holds a grudge, and will remember you for the rest of his life!
In Jiao Xiaoba's words, Yazi is the number one pervert in Longyu!
Jiao Xiaoba is too weak, the pervert Yazi doesn't bother to fight with Jiao Xiaoba, so he taunts Jiao Xiaoba verbally, if Jiao Xiaoba's mind is definitely mature enough, his heart is definitely strong enough, and he doesn't know that he will be hit by Yazi what it looks like.
But Yazi felt that this was a sign of Jiao Xiaoba's cowardice, and bullied him even more viciously.
Now that Jiao Xiaoba has transformed into a shape, in the eyes of Yazi, it is a sign that he can fight.
So Yazi went directly to Jiao Xiaoba and sneered: "So you have transformed, now that you have transformed, let's fight with this seat!"
Because the fight with Taotie consumed too much energy, Jiao Xiaoba, who wanted to collect turbid energy, was caught by Yazi, not only blocked, but also put down by the opponent?
Jiao Xiaoba no longer knew how to answer, so he wanted to ask Yazi, why did I fight with you after I transformed into a human form!
You must be full!
Jiao Xiaoba felt that Yazi was absurd, and he didn't want to have the same knowledge as such a perverted warmonger, but Yazi was so angry that this weak chicken, now that he had transformed himself, was still timid and afraid to fight, how unreasonable it is!
If you fight, you must fight, if you don't fight, you can't!Yazi thought so, but Jiao Xiaoba ignored him at all!Ignore you, ignore you!
Yazi was very annoyed, he looked down at Jiao Xiaoba, even though he was in human form, and even though Jiao Xiaoba was better looking than Yazi, Yazi still didn't like Jiao Xiaoba, "sissy, is your brain covered in shit?" ? This seat is talking to you, didn’t you hear?!”
Jiao Xiaoba frowned, he was not willing to speak easily, because he had been an "autistic child" for too long, originally because of his low status in Longyu, he dared not speak, but after a long time, he became an "autistic child". Too lazy to talk, so that for a long time, the high-level gods in Longyu regarded Jiao Xiaoba as dumb, but right now, Jiao Xiaoba pulled up with a stiff mouth, "Seventh brother, you are the reincarnation of Maokeng, this Spray dung as soon as you open your mouth for the rest of your life!"
"Say it again!" Yazi was furious, Jiao Xiaoba dared to say that about himself, the whole body of Yazi was on fire with anger, this guy is a dynamite, and it will explode at the slightest spark.
Jiao Xiaoba hates extremely high and extremely cold temperatures very much. He likes warm and humid places. It doesn’t matter if Yazi gets angry. The fire on his body has burned the grass on the ground. Shocked by Jai Zi, the Sky Pao trembled, not daring to go forward.
idiot!Jiao Xiaoba thought to himself, why should labor and management say it again!
Jiao Xiaoba gave Yazi a contemptuous look, walked over to the sky cannon with Yazi furious, quickly shrunk his body, jumped onto the back of the sky cannon, held the sky cannon and used it only they could understand The language, roared: run! ! !
Jiao Xiaoba's decision was right, and in an instant, fire spewed out from Jai Zi's mouth, and the raging fire sprayed towards Jiao Xiaoba.
Jiao Xiaoba fumbled around the snail shell necklace around his neck, and found out a pack of opened sanitary napkins...
Damn, labor and management want knives!
Well, the necklace is too small right now, and it's too late to change it, Jiao Xiaoba quickly unfolded the sanitary napkin, tore off the sticker on the back of the sanitary napkin, chanted the mantra silently, turned around and threw it at Yazi's face.
Logically speaking, when the sanitary napkin was close to Yazi, it should have been burned to ashes by the flames on Yazi's body, but a miraculous scene happened, perhaps because of Jiao Xiaoba's special skills, the sanitary napkin opened wide Fan Yi broke through the raging fire of Ya Zi, and directly stuck to that handsome face!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Yazi was so angry that he transformed into his original shape, flying sand everywhere his huge body went.
It's spectacular, majestic, and shocking... The only thing that didn't dare to destroy it was the sanitary napkin that hung on the horns of Yazi's original shape, waving in the wind and not afraid of the fire! ! !
Jiao Xiaoba lay on Soaring Pao's back and laughed so hard.
At this moment, Jiao Xiaoba felt that he was mighty this time!
"Sky Pao, let's go find Fifth Brother!!!" If you do something wrong, find Fifth Brother!All evil forces are paper tigers! ! !
Hearing the master's order, the sky cannon went faster, passed through the layers of flames sprayed out by Yazi, and sprinted towards Suanni Wu's territory at the speed of light.
"Jiao Xiaoba!!! You wait!!!" Yazi, a small-bellied guy, yelled up to the sky.
Jiao Xiaoba felt a little palpitated while being happy, this beam is getting bigger!
The sky cannon rushed to Suanniwu's territory at full speed, and Yaziqi had no choice but to chase after him. The smell of sandalwood directly swept Yaziqi away!
The fifth brother is mighty.
Seeing Jiao Xiaoba's appearance at first glance, Suan Ni Wu was also taken aback. After thousands of years of tempering, Suan Ni Wu has become the level where form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. Wu was astonished, it was the first time for Jiao Xiaoba.
Jiao Xiaoba likes the hot springs at Wu Ge's house the most. When he arrives at Wu Ge's site, he plunges into the hot springs and plays in the hot springs with his sky cannon.
Although the sky cannon is not afraid of water, it can't sink into the hot spring like Jiao Xiaoba. Jiao Xiaoba doesn't like the flames on Yazi's body very much. It's the real fire of samadhi. Many gods can emit such flames. If Jiao Xiaoba hadn't been a relatively high-level god among the high-level gods, he would probably have become a grilled snail.
Suan Ni Wu finished burning incense, and then watched Jiao Xiaoba playing in the water. He indulged this eighth brother. For some reason, Jiao Xiaoba felt like a monk after not seeing him for a long time.
So Jiao Xiaoba burst out: "Fifth brother, do you usually masturbate?"
Jiao Xiaoba regretted the words, Suan Ni Wu looked at Jiao Xiaoba strangely, "What kind of skill is 'rolling the pipe'?"
Pfft, Jiao Xiaoba is overjoyed, the ancients really can't understand such a modern language, brother is really lonely!
Suan Ni Wu saw Jiao Xiaoba's turbulent look, and then thought of the two powerful divine powers he felt before, so he said, "You and Xiao Qi are fighting?"
When Jiao Xiaoba heard this, he curled his lips: "Where is there a fight? If there was a fight, he beat me unilaterally. I have no room to fight back. I ran away."
Suan Ni did not at all laugh at Jiao Xiaoba's style of being unable to beat and run, but he admired it very much, "That's good, you don't have the heart to fight for killing, very good, Xiao Qi is too murderous, and sooner or later he will cause trouble."
Jiao Xiaoba doesn't care at all about his cheap seventh brother causing trouble. To put it bluntly, Jiao Xiaoba wishes that guy would be arrested right now.
Suan Ni was not surprised to see Jiao Xiaoba's disapproval. Jiao Xiaoba and Yazi have been at odds for a long time, and this was provoked by Yazi unilaterally. They didn't know about Yazi's weird thoughts, but they just thought that Yazi was narrow-minded. .
Suan Ni smiled, and showed a bodhisattva-like smile to Jiao Xiaoba, "Then Xiaoba, you didn't come here just to hide from Xiaoqi, did you?"
At this time, Jiao Xiaoba thought of something serious, so he jumped out of the hot spring and jumped directly in front of Suan Ni Wu, "Fifth Brother, when will you practice?"
Jiao Xiaoba felt that what he said was very euphemistic, but in fact he wanted to ask Suanni Wu directly, when do you fart, please, I want to practice!
But thinking about this kind of rhetoric, Jiao Xiaoba feels sick to himself.
Suan Ni Wu was a bit strange, but he never lied, since it was Jiao Xiaoba who asked the question, he said honestly: "I'll go to practice in a while."
Jiao Xiaoba nodded, "Okay fifth brother, call me when you are practicing, and I will go to the side to observe."
Generally, when others are practicing, they can't ask for observation, because they are afraid of the other party's sneak attack, but the other party is the fifth brother who has the best relationship with him, and Jiao Xiaoba doesn't think that the fifth brother will guard against him.Sure enough, Suan Ni nodded five times, "Okay."
Jiao Xiaoba, who was full from the five caves of Suan Ni, was really satisfied when he came out. The turbidity of the fifth brother who does not eat meat is different from that of others. It is indeed the fifth brother who has become a Buddha, even the farts It was all so extraordinary, Jiao Xiaoba felt extremely comfortable all over.
When Jiao Xiaoba came out of Suan Ni Wu's site, he rode a sky cannon all the way to the site of Daddy Dragon God.
Everyone with two sons, how could I not know, but the Dragon God didn't intervene, just wanted to see how much his son was capable of. In fact, the Dragon God was quite satisfied. It also made Dragon God very satisfied.
Who said that his son is a weak chicken, you can see that he can fight evenly with Xiaoliu Taotie, who is the most powerful in force, and he can not lose the wind in the hands of Xiaoqi Yazi, although I don't know that Jiao Xiaoba is using a hidden weapon What is it, but it really played a role, and it blindfolded Xiaoqi Yazi's eyes.
Sure enough, they are all my good sons!
If Jiao Xiaoba knew that the Dragon God thought so, he would vomit blood.
How did you know that that thing is a hidden weapon!
The days passed day by day like this, and Jiao Xiaoba didn't know how long the days had passed. He was practicing every day, constantly absorbing the turbid energy, and then constantly working hard to make himself cast a more powerful spell.
During the practice, Jiao Xiaoba discovered that his explosive power is good, but his stamina is not good enough. He needs to constantly replenish his fart source.
Where do you go to fight a guy who likes to fart?
Jiao Xiaoba not only trains his stamina, but also trains the ability to summon space. The success rate of Jiao Xiaoba's summoning has become higher and higher. Although the things he summons are always weird, they are getting more and more relevant. For example Not long ago, Jiao Xiaoba said that he wanted a bag that could store farts.
What Jiao Xiaoba thinks about is something similar to an oxygen bottle. There is a lot of turbid air in it, and he can inhale it at any time. The space is very powerful. Although there is no bottle for saving farts for Jiao Xiaoba, a bag of turbid air comes out. , easier to store and carry.
Jiao Xiaoba sometimes summons some completely useless things. For example, he said he wanted a powerful weapon, but a toy "Transformer" appeared in the space. Jiao Xiaoba threw that Transformer directly to the sky cannon , Soaring Cannon had a great time, and I was happy every day.
With the turbid air bag, Jiao Xiaoba will use the turbid air bag to capture a lot of turbid air, and then store it for future use.
During this period, Yazi had troubled Jiao Xiaoba, and Jiao Xiaoba also deliberately provoked Yazi, thinking that he would test his strength by fighting against Yazi.
Yazi is not like a foodie like Taotie. When you are full, you will feel better. Yazi is a dynamite bag, which will be blown up at any time. Sometimes Jiao Xiaoba provokes Yazi, and Yazi will transform into a monster and beat you unilaterally. Jiao Xiaoba, Jiao Xiaoba couldn't take it anymore, he would show his original shape and use the shell of a snail to resist Yazi's whipping.
During this process, Jiao Xiaoba felt that his snail and clam shells were getting stronger and stronger.
Well, in short, Jiao Xiaoba's life in Longyu is quite fulfilling.
A good life will always go away. One day, the ground of Longyu felt a violent vibration.
All the high-ranking gods in the Dragon Realm woke up from their sleep, and everyone hurried to the Dragon Palace, because the Dragon Palace is the safest place in the entire Dragon Realm, where the Dragon God is!
Boom-boom-boom-
slam-la-
But after hearing a few loud noises, the ground of the Dragon Realm began to crack. A bottomless chasm, from south to north, divided the Dragon Realm into two halves. A sound falling in a deep ditch.
The face of the Dragon God is gloomy. All the high-ranking gods in the Dragon Realm are gathered in the Dragon Palace. Every face is black. No one will be particularly happy if they are woken up in their sleep.
Jiao Xiaoba looked at the cracked ground in horror. For some reason, he felt a strong sense of unease.
At this time, a beautiful big bird with colorful feather patterns appeared in the sky. The big bird flew staggeringly, lingered in the sky for a long time, and flew towards the direction of the Dragon Palace.
Jiao Xiaoba's eyes widened, it turned out to be a ostrich that symbolizes peace in the world!
It is a good thing for a ostrich to appear, but if the ostrich is injured, it will not be so wonderful.
Jiao Xiaoba's eyes were tightly locked on the colorful ostrich in the sky. The ostrich turned into a graceful girl in front of many high-ranking gods in the Dragon Domain. The girl's entire left shoulder showed a dark purple color that was almost black. The dark purple gradually expanded with every step the girl took, and after a while, the girl's entire left arm turned dark purple.
The girl entered the Dragon Palace and went straight to the Dragon God. Jiao Xiaoba only noticed at this time that the extremely beautiful girl was bleeding black blood from her mouth...
Jiao Xiaoba kept screaming in his heart, this is a luan, this is a powerful luan! ! !
"What happened?!" Dragon God frowned, and a thick voice sounded outside the Dragon Palace.
The girl's mouth was bleeding continuously, and it seemed that it was difficult to speak: "I killed a Zhu Yan...Unexpectedly, I was plotted against by the evil god Tao'wu..."
Jiao Xiaoba, who was holding the sky cannon, thumped in his heart, but seeing that the girl couldn't hold on, she showed her original shape and turned back into a beautiful and dazzling colorful bird.
Luanniao's weak voice sounded in the Dragon Palace:
"Xiaocishan, Zhu Yanjian, the world is in chaos..."
Zhu Yan sees that the phoenix is in danger and the world is in chaos!
Even the remains of the Phoenix God can't suppress the evil god who is about to move in the prehistoric land. The turbulent period of the God Realm once in 9000 million years is finally coming!
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The author has something to say:
Zhu Yan: An animal that looks like an ape, with white fur on its head and red toes. It is called Zhu Yan. When it appears, the world will be in chaos.
Zhu Yanjian (xian), four times.
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