Ferocious Beast Breeding Manual

What should I do if I encounter a pervert?

— run!

What if I can't run?

— Find a way to run!

Chaos, the most fierce god in the prehistoric world, occupies the prehistoric land, and the Kunlun Mountains with excellent geomantic omens.

Kunlun Mountain was originally the territory of the Yellow Emperor. In just a hundred years, the Yellow Emperor defeated all the high-level gods in the Kunlun Mountains in the northwest, and established himself as the king.

Jiao Xiaoba originally thought Mr. Peng Zu's words were too exaggerated. Where is the Kunlun Mountain in the northwest? In the entire prehistoric world, there may not be a few places with more high-level gods than Kunlun Mountain. The north of Kunlun Mountain is the territory of the Queen Mother of the West. Jiao Xiaoba said I don't believe it, the old supreme god like the Queen Mother of the West can allow this perverted man called Hun Chao to be so domineering.

Hun Huan brought Jiao Xiaoba back to Kunlun Mountain. After Jiao Xiaoba became familiar with the terrain of Kunlun Mountain, he escaped by squatting in a latrine, but he didn't run far, and was caught by Hun Dun again.

Jiao Xiaoba felt that his ability to hide his breath was the best in the wild, and he didn't know what method Hun Chao used to catch him.

Looking at Hun Hun who smiled brighter and brighter, Jiao Xiaoba thought about Xiaozhi's reasoning with emotion: "My father and Queen Mother Xi are best friends. If Queen Mother Xi knew that I was imprisoned by you like this, she would definitely call the door. You won't be able to please me at that time, so let me go."

At that time, Jiao Xiaoba thought, for the sake of Queen Mother Xi, this guy should let him go.

Unexpectedly, after listening to it, Hun Huan laughed. He looked down at Jiao Xiaoba, "Don't say it's the Queen Mother of the West, even if your father came in person, the lonely king is not afraid, little thing, you probably don't know. She was injured by this seat, and now she doesn't know where to hide and recuperate!

She couldn't protect herself, so how could she come to save you? Who do you think you are? ! "

After saying this, Hun Huan kicked Jiao Xiaoba. This kick did not fly Jiao Xiaoba like the dragon god did, but crushed Jiao Xiaoba's ankle.

God is neither dead nor injured. Logically speaking, such an injury would heal itself the next day, but I don’t know what kind of method the Chaos Man took. Not only did Jiao Xiaoba fail to heal, but it also hurt very much. It hurts to the bone.

Jiao Xiaoba was in so much pain that he had no choice but to change back to his original shape and hide in the snail shell to heal his injuries.

But even so, Hun Chao still refused to let Jiao Xiaoba go. He had heard that the snail and clam shell of Longzi Jiaotu was the hardest thing in the prehistoric land, invincible, but Hun Chao didn't believe in this evil, so he took it. A stove, put Jiao Xiaoba in the real fire of Samadhi every day.

Fuck, labor and capital are so crippled, what on earth do you want, you can eat as much as you want!

Jiao Xiaoba's ankle hurt so much that he couldn't speak, he could only stare at this pervert called Hun Huan.

Don't think that labor and capital dare not commit suicide, labor and capital also have backbone.

Hun Huan waved his sleeves, extinguished the real fire of samadhi, and looked at Jiao Xiaoba with a smile: "Hey, little thing, I heard the song you sang in the bath that day was good, come on, how about another song for me? If you sing well, I might let you go, but if you can't sing well, hee hee, little thing, you can figure it out..."

Talking about Hun Huan, he pinched Jiao Xiaoba's nose lovingly.

Jiao Xiaoba stared and roared in his heart, I am not a diva, so get the hell out of me!

But the enemy is strong and we are weak, and we are at a disadvantage, so Jiao Xiaoba has no choice. He actually doesn’t know how to sing very well. For thousands of years, even if he often dreams about his previous life, he still has limited memory of songs, so Jiao Xiaoba picked it up. One seems to be drunk and often sang in the previous life: "You are my lover, a woman like a rose—"

As soon as Jiao Xiaoba howled, Hun Huan spat out, patted his chest, coughed and was out of breath.

So Jiao Xiaoba tactfully shut up, thank God, he still has a pure man's voice!

"Ahem, what song is this!" Hun Chao couldn't help asking, his lips twitching.

Jiao Xiaoba lowered his head and rolled his eyes, "I don't know."

Hun Chao's eyelids twitched, "Did you hum this last time when you took a shower?"

Jiao Xiaoba shook his head, "No..."

So Hun Chao raised his eyebrows, touched it with his slender fingers, "Change to another song, sing the one you sang last time in the shower."

"Oh." Jiao Xiaoba nodded in agreement, and then howled again at the top of his throat, "Scrub! Scrub! Scrub! Scrub! Ooh!!"

"You'd better stop singing!" Hun Huan felt pain in his temples, and it seemed that it was indeed this tune. He remembered that it was good when he heard it from a distance last time. Why is the live version so different?

Sure enough, hazy beauty is better.

Jiao Xiaoba looked at Hunchao's gloomy face, lowered his head and continued to curl his lips. He remembered the "Handbook of Raising Fierce Beasts" that he summoned casually in the latrine yesterday. Originally, reading the book was a pastime, but he didn't expect there to be something in it. I remember the first few pages, it mentioned that the beast Hunchao likes music.

It seems to be the case, well, he himself is tone-deaf, among the nine brothers who has the same hobbies as the perverted man is the third brother Pu Lao, even when eating, Pu Lao also sings such a passage by knocking on the bowl with chopsticks RAP, utterly disgusting lunatic.

Hun Huan looked at Jiao Xiaoba who lowered his head. In fact, he didn't know why he was carrying this trash.

The wells of Longyu and Kunlun Mountain do not interfere with the river water, and he does not intend to have a bad relationship with the Dragon God.

After eating Longzijiaotu, his cultivation could indeed be greatly improved, but this did not mean that he was willing to do it himself. As early as thousands of years ago, the deeds of Longzijiaotu were spread throughout the prehistoric land. Weak, useless, incompetent, disgraceful...

Longyu is the territory of the Dragon God, so everyone will not be so stupid as to go to the Longyu to catch Jiaotu to eat, but just wait for him to leave the Longyu.

Right now, there are more than one or two people who are paying attention to the guy.

Among them, Qiongqi and Zhuwu are the most feared ones. They are both fierce gods. Everyone knows their thoughts on Jiaotu, especially Zhuwu. It is said that they will drool when they hear Jiaotu's name.

They are both fierce gods, and if Wuwu killed Jiaotu, his strength would increase greatly as long as he came to ask for a piece of meat.

But now, Jiaotu is in his hands. Although no one knows for the time being, who can tell for sure in the future.

Hun Huan looked at Jiao Xiaoba with cold eyes, such a waste, it is useless to live, he will die sooner or later, it is better to make himself cheaper than others.

After eating him and putting the blame on Wuwu, even the Dragon God will not be his opponent after his cultivation level is improved!

Now the Northwest is his territory, but everyone says he is not as good as the Yellow Emperor whose whereabouts are unknown, hum, sooner or later he will have to see those lifeless things, who is the Supreme God of the Northwest!

Jiao Xiaoba had no idea that the danger was coming. He raised his head and looked at Hun Huan suspiciously. The more vicious Hun Hun's thoughts became, the softer his eyes would be, but Jiao Xiaoba didn't know it.

He just felt that the perverted man's eyes were strange.

Hun Huan looked at him in panic, and cautiously looked at Jiao Xiaoba, feeling more and more disdainful in his heart, he really was a waste.

For such a waste, it seems a bit unworthy to put the blame on Wuwu, it is better to blame those gods, the dignified dragon Jiaotu was eaten and killed by the gods...

After making up his mind, Hunhuo looked at Jiao Xiaoba with a smile, his eyes were like a sunny boy, and he blinded Jiao Xiaoba, "You have never been out of Longyu, right? The lonely king will take you How do you feel about going to the place where the gods live?"

Jiao Xiaoba looked at Hun Huan warily, what kind of bad idea is this guy planning?

"Are you so kind?" Jiao Xiaoba didn't speak for a long time, his voice was a little hoarse.

Hun Chao smiled, "The lonely king is in a good mood, come here, little boy, give the lonely king a smile, be brighter~"

Jiao Xiaoba: (#‵′) Convex...

A pervert is indeed a pervert!

So the scheming Hun Huan flew down the Kunlun Mountains with the limping Jiao Xiaoba.

The author has something to say: about the gods and the gods:

The resistance of the gods and the people is inevitable. The gods protect the gods and the people, so the gods and the people give the gods offerings every year. The offerings are actually equivalent to protection fees.

But not all the gods who have paid protection fees do practical things for the gods and people, and even the vast majority of gods who eat offerings do not do practical things. Take Bi Fangniao as an example. Bi Fangniao likes to play pranks and always messes up. Spitfire.

The home of the gods and the crops of the gods were all ignited by Bi Fangniao, but the gods wanted to worship him because he was a god.

There are many, many similar gods. The prehistoric land is now in an extraordinary period, and the entire God Realm is in turmoil. All kinds of beasts that were sleeping will come out. The high-level gods are fighting for territory and improving their strength. Managed the life and death of the gods and people?

Gods and people are not only people, but also birds, and beasts...

The Dragon God is self-sufficient because he looks down on the offerings of the gods and people. He is excluded, and the other gods are all the offerings of the gods and people who eat.

Just take us ordinary people, you are also a human being, and I am also a human being, so you can enslave me, drive me, and climb on top of me to bully me just because you are born well and powerful?That's not fair in itself!

It is a matter of time before the gods and people are dissatisfied. During the turbulent period, there is just a big outbreak.

Moreover, all kinds of evil thoughts are pervasive. For example, Qiongqi, this guy lives by the evil thoughts in other people's hearts. He wishes that everyone is a bad person. Driven by a little hint of external force, various negative emotions They all came out.

Both the high-ranking gods and the people of the gods are at fault. The God Realm needs a thorough reform, and Jiao Xiaoba will become a key point of reform.