Ferocious Beast Breeding Manual
Chapter 37 Fighting Pepper 8
Lingqiu Mountain is an active volcano [-] miles away from Danxue Mountain. The king of the mountain is called 颙 (same as "fish"). He has a bird body, a human face, four eyes and human ears. He was a pretty handsome man, but right now, this handsome man was beaten with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and his shoulders were pressed down by a group of people, and he knelt on the ground in embarrassment.
"Say, where is the food?" The person who spoke was a cute, chubby child with a round face. He was dressed in a Chinese robe and brocade suit, and he looked like a well-behaved and cute child from a rich family. At this moment, he Pouted and wrung his fingers, like a wronged child.
Yong Niao felt that he didn't look at the almanac when he went out today, and unexpectedly met such an ancestor. Who would have thought that such a cute child would be one of the original figures that caused the turmoil in the prehistoric God Realm, Gouwu Mountain Taotie.
Yong Niao feels that today is probably doomed, because, because there is no food in his mountains.
Seeing that the prisoner in front of him didn't speak, Taotie was really hungry. The hungry Taotie had a tyrannical temper, so several of his subordinates who followed him on the surrounding hills also jumped, turned their bodies sideways, shrunk their heads, fearing that this would The little ancestor became hungry and refused to recognize his relatives, so he ate them.
The gluttonous little meat grabbed the bird's ear, "Where is the food?! Tell me!"
Yong Niao smiled wryly, at this time his handsome face was as good as opening a fruit shop, with all kinds of colors, "His Royal Highness, I usually only eat some volcanic ash, and I don't eat meat..."
Taotie narrowed his eyes and looked at the bare mountain, "Poor man, if you have nothing to eat, I will eat your mountain!"
Talking about turning into a huge original form, the earth shook immediately, and the bird was greatly frightened, but seeing the Taotie howl, the volcanic ash and jade in the mountains, as well as his flaming volcano seemed to be uprooted. The wind was strong, and the huge wind rolled up these things, and the giant gluttonous beast opened its mouth wide, and sucked these things into its stomach suddenly——
"Hee hee~ It's not good for children to eat indiscriminately—" With a chuckle, the gust of wind blowing up by Taotie stopped suddenly, and the volcanic boulder that was half swept away by the gust of wind was suspended in the air by mana. Due to the suction force of Taotie's mouth, Qiu Shan instantly returned to his original appearance.
The gods of Qiushan stared wide-eyed. There is still a god in this prehistoric world who can do this. How much magic power is needed to achieve this?
Yong Niao is not a good person, on the contrary, he was a very bad person a million years ago, and all the places he haunted were dry, until one day, he met the Phoenix God, and thought he was dead after losing, never thought, the Phoenix God He actually let him live, but made him swear a heavy oath not to step out of Lingqiushan. The bird is not a good thing, but he is indeed a high-level god who has been famous for a long time, and he keeps his word, that's it In a million years, he really didn't take a step out of Ling Qiushan.
"Who, interrupt my good business! Come out!" Tao Tie suddenly exerted force towards the southwest corner of nothingness, a huge ball of fire rushed towards the southwest corner, never thought that when the fireball flew to the southwest corner of the sky, it suddenly disappeared.
Taotie was furious, "If you dare to tease me, you will die!"
With a loud howl, he flew towards the southwest corner, and at the moment when Tao Tie was flying into the air, a huge strange beast suddenly appeared in the northern sky, he saw the scene in front of him, and quickly stopped: "Xiao Liu, stop!" !"
But it was too late, but I heard a joking voice in the air: "A child who loses his temper will die~~~"
In the mocking tone, murderous intent permeated...
At this moment, Jiao Xiaoba, who was training hard on Danxue Mountain, nine thousand miles away, had no idea that his sixth elder brother, Taotie, was suffering an unprecedented crisis. Maybe it was the telepathy between the brothers, that caused Jiao Xiaoba to stop suddenly. With the movement of his hands, he looked up at the sky in the east. For some reason, he seemed to hear Tao Xiaoliu's cry.
Thinking about Jiao Xiaoba's smile, it must be his own illusion. Tao Xiaoliu must be preparing to attack Danxue Mountain now.
Well, Jiao Xiaoba is also preparing for the big battle at this time, he is going to pull the carrots! !
Don't ask why there is such a thing as a radish on Danxue Mountain, but it does exist, not one piece, but a piece!
When Jiao Xiaoba found out about this, he was very pleasantly surprised. He never thought that there would be such a common thing on Danxue Mountain. He loves radishes and farts!
Cheng Huang stared dumbfounded at Jiao Xiaoba, carrying a bamboo basket on his back, excitedly running to swim in Danshui, and then excitedly ran down again.
This guy is so happy. During this time, Mrs. Qu Ru (district) was pregnant and was resting at home. Chenghuang always thought that Jiao Xiaoba didn’t like morning exercises. He didn’t expect that he would be so active without morning exercises. Cheng Huang wondered, maybe he was wrong. In fact, Jiao Xiaoba really likes morning exercises and carrying things on his back. Cheng Huang raised his eyebrows. Since he likes carrying things, he might as well carry himself.
So Cheng Huang jumped into Jiao Xiaoba's bamboo basket, Jiao Xiaoba was dumbfounded: "What are you doing here?"
Cheng Huang shook his tail: "Give you more weight!"
"Why did you add weight to me?" Jiao Xiaoba asked back.
Cheng Huang said solemnly: "Because you like to carry things on your back!"
Jiao Xiaoba got angry, "You are the one who likes to carry things, your whole family likes to carry things!" After speaking, he threw Cheng Huang out of his bamboo basket without mercy.
Cheng Huang was also angry, if you don't carry me, someone will carry me!
So I took the yellow fart to find the sky cannon!
But I never thought that when I came out of the house on the yellow cannon, there was no trace of Jiao Xiaoba in the yard.
Where did this guy mysteriously go?
Cheng Huang and Sky Pao looked at each other.
Jingniao looks like a full-fledged magpie, with red and black feathers. She also fled to Danxue Mountain, because she often went to see Jiao Xiaoba being beaten, so she got to know Jiao Xiaoba a lot.
"Weak chicken eight, what are you doing?" Seeing Jiao Xiaoba, Jingniao flapped its wings and swooped down from the sky. With a flash of red light, it turned into a little girl in red and black clothes.
Seeing someone coming, Jiao Xiaoba was delighted, "Fire extinguisher, it's you!"
Fire extinguisher is the nickname given to Jingniao by Jiao Xiaoba. In the beginning, only Jiao Xiaoba called her that. All the beasts on Danxue Mountain thought this name was too appropriate. The nickname spread like this, and Jingniao also acquiesced. Well, originally, her main job at Danxue Mountain was to put out fires.
Apart from the Phoenix God, there are many fire-breathing birds in Danxue Mountain. In the beginning, it was a big problem to put out fires in Danxue Mountain. Since Jingniao came, this kind of problem has never happened again, because Jingniao can swallow flames. Into the stomach, much more efficient than a fire extinguisher.
Jingniao blinked, "You haven't told me what you are going to do, where are you going with the bamboo basket on your back? Do you still want to do morning exercises? Doesn't Sister Qu Ru have a baby?"
Before coming to Danxue Mountain, Jiao Xiaoba always wanted to find a soft girl, sweet and beautiful, and live a peaceful life, but after coming to Danxue Mountain, Jiao Xiaoba discovered that there is no soft girl in the Great Desolate Continent, and there is no peace The place can keep him peaceful for the rest of his life, so I don't want to think about soft girls or anything for now.
Jiao Xiaoba didn't answer Jingniao's question when he heard that, but instead asked Jingniao, "Do you like carrots?"
Jingniao was taken aback, "What is a radish?"
There is no such thing as radish on the mountain where Jingniao is located.
Jiao Xiaoba blinked and smiled, "Okay, I'll treat you to radish later, it's delicious."
Jing Niao was also very happy when he heard that, "If you invite me to eat, just treat me alone? Can you bring friends?"
Jiao Xiaoba made some calculations, "Well, I can do more than a dozen people, if you bring people, don't have too many people."
"Okay, I'll call Mi Niao, Ying Shao, and Song Si, and I'll eat radishes in your yard later!" Jing Niao nodded and flew away joyfully.
Seeing the back of Jingniao flying away, Jiao Xiaoba felt a little depressed, he didn't want to cook for that bastard Song Si at all!
Jiao Xiaoba dug a lot of radishes, and the bird's appetite is not that big, but he wants to invite Hujiao and Qu Ru two masters, Qu Ru has two bodies, Hujiao master...Jiao Xiaoba can say, Hujiao master see Does it look like a rice bucket?
In this way, Jiao Xiaoba went down the mountain with the radish on his back.
Well, his purpose is very simple, to let everyone get rid of dirty air, well, not only does he need dirty air, but more importantly, that pervert Qiongqi is a clean freak!
Qiongqi hates smelling all kinds of strange smells. Few people know this. Qiongqi often comes to Longyu to find Taotie to play with. Qiongqi usually uses his own toilet. He always dislikes the smell of Taotie's toilet!
Taotie complained about this matter casually, um, just this one sound, let Jiao Xiaoba remember, Jiao Xiaoba was thinking at the time, if one day Qiongqi caught him, he would smear Qiongqi fart!
Well, he can't stand one person farting, a group of people farting!
Oyeye, Qiongqi, you are done!
Jiao Xiaoba danced excitedly.
Jiao Xiaoba happily ran down the mountain with a bamboo basket of radishes on his back, and returned to his small courtyard.
Chenghuang and Chongtianpao were pulling a poor weed in the yard, when Chenghuang saw Jiao Xiaoba, pouted his mouth, and said to Chongtianpao, "Skypao, let's ignore this guy!"
Unexpectedly, before Cheng Huang finished speaking, the sky cannon rushed in front of Jiao Xiaoba, rubbing and rubbing against Jiao Xiaoba's cheek, Cheng Huang looked at his teeth sour, this guy has no bones at all!
Sky Pao wriggled its limp little body, um, it really doesn't understand that backbone is a magical thing!
Jiao Xiaoba looked at Cheng Huang who was so pouting that Lao Gao didn't want to pay attention to him, so he deliberately amplified his voice and said, "Well, Chongtian Pao, I'll cook something delicious for you in a while, it's delicious!"
Radish and fish, ummmm, must be very delicious, Jiao Xiaoba wants to drool a little.
Soaring Pao kept nodding, it doesn't like to eat radishes, it likes to eat broad beans, but everything the master cooks is delicious!
Hearing Cheng Huang's words, his buttocks twisted, as if he was about to waver.
Jiao Xiaoba's eyes curled up, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Well, Cheng Huang doesn't like to eat radish and fish head, so I won't make it for him."
Cheng Huang became furious all of a sudden, and jumped up and down in front of Jiao Xiaoba, "Who said I don't like radish and fish head! I haven't eaten it before, how do you know I don't like it!"
As soon as he said it, Cheng Huang regretted it. Doesn’t it seem that he is very ignorant? He peeked at Jiao Xiaoba. Could it be that this dish is very expensive? Hey, hey, would he laugh at himself in his heart?
Seeing that Jiao Xiaoba's expression was normal, Cheng Huang breathed a sigh of relief, and resumed his previous aloof posture. If he was not a little over a foot in size, he would probably be more imposing.
Jiao Xiaoba invited Huangshen Quail Bird, Hujiao Quru and his wife, and Jing Niao, who happened to meet on the road, called the Compassion Bird, Ying Shao, and Song Si, plus Sky Cannon, a total of eleven people gathered in Jiao Xiaoba. In Ba's small courtyard, Mi Niao has not been in Danxue Mountain for a long time, and she is not very familiar with the animals in Danxue Mountain, but she has a very good relationship with Jingniao. Jiao Xiaoba thinks that it is because the two have similar functions. Compassion Bird can sense fire, and the two of them cooperated to put out the fire in Danxue Mountain, which was much more efficient.
I heard that Jiao Xiaoba had a treat, Hujiao didn’t eat at noon, Qu Ru couldn’t stop eating because of the child in his stomach, it’s strange to say that Qu Ru was very hungry, but after hearing Jiao Xiaoba said that he would have a treat at night, Her stomach was not hungry immediately, so she ate a little, and at night she was hungry again, and the husband and wife happily went to eat free meals.
The quail bird came to eat normally, she not only came by herself, but also brought a lot of extra meals, Huangshen was not so polite, she was empty-handed, didn't bring anything, and looked around at Jiao Xiaoba's It's a small house, I want to search for something to eat from the house.
Yingshao is familiar with Erhuosi and Jiao Xiaoba, mainly Erhuosi, who always bickers with Jiao Xiaoba, but to Jiao Xiaoba's surprise, Erhuosi came here with something.
"Weak chicken eight, um, you look pretty, this is Xun Cao, I heard it can make people more beautiful, here it is for you, I wish you get married as soon as possible—" Er Huo Si had just finished speaking, and Baby Spoon One The tail flicked over, Wei Yu twitched Er Huosi's head vigorously, "If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!"
Looking at the swollen head of Erhuo Si, Jiao Xiaoba couldn't help but feel that the reason Erhuo is so stupid is because he was stunned by the powerful tail of the baby spoon bird...
But when confronted with Jiao Xiaoba, Yingshao returned to his soft-sister appearance, smiled apologetically, and said, "Just treat him as if he doesn't exist, and just get him some piss and shit!"
Jiao Xiaoba: O__O"...
The Phoenix God lived for such a long time, she didn't believe that Jiao Xiaoba would invite everyone to eat for no reason, so while everyone was tidying up the yard, she slipped to Jiao Xiaoba's side alone, "Xiao Ba, don't make fun of me, Why did you invite everyone to eat all of a sudden, did you think of any way to deal with Qiongqi glutton?"
Sister Huangshen, first mate, I know everything, I am very wise and powerful, so don't lie to me.
Jiao Xiaoba was dumbfounded, staring at Huangshen in a daze, this is Huangshen, isn't it the roundworm in his stomach?
Huangshen looked at Jiao Xiaoba's astonished look, triumphantly, she "hummed", "As long as you are so careful, I know how many shits you pout your ass, sister, I'm a mess on the road Your mother hasn't come out yet, tell me quickly!"
Jiao Xiaoba swallowed, and asked with some difficulty: "You, how did you guess it?"
The Phoenix God was even more proud, "Everyone is so busy now, busy practicing kung fu, busy cultivating, you still have leisure time to treat guests to dinner, a few days ago you still looked bitter and hateful, don't think that I won't be here if I'm not by your side I know, my sister is everywhere! I know everything!"
Jiao Xiaoba was convinced, so he said honestly: "I seem to know how to defeat Qiongqi..."
Huangshen's eyes lit up immediately, and she looked at Jiao Xiaoba eagerly: she rudely grabbed Jiao Xiaoba's collar, "Say it quickly, if you don't tell me how ugly you are, you don't want to leave!"
Jiao Xiaoba looked at Huangshen's impatient look, and felt uncomfortable. It seemed that the big sister was really hopeless in this battle, otherwise how could the big sister of Huangshen believe that she, a weak chicken, could do it.
Jiao Xiaoba peeped into the eyes of Huangshen, he was afraid that Huangshen would think he was playing tricks on her after hearing it, so he hesitated, Jiao Xiaoba said: "I know a way to deal with Qiongqi..."
"Don't be tricky, tell me quickly! I'm listening!"
"……fart."
"..." Huang Shen was dumbfounded, turned around and walked away.
After a meal, the guests and the host had a good time, and everyone ate very happily. Jiao Xiaoba's craftsmanship received unanimous praise. Erhuosi even yelled "Weak chicken, you can really get married" after eating and drinking enough. Erhuosi's words rarely made everyone nod. They actually thought so too, but they didn't say it.
The fly in the ointment is that at the end of the meal, everyone began to make "chug chug" involuntarily. This sound was not from the mouth, not from the stomach, but...
so awkward……
Jing Niao, Mi Niao, and Ying Shao, these three thin-skinned soft girls, had blushing cheeks, which really surprised Jiao Xiaoba.
Hujiao is very calm, um, farting, it's very common, Qu Ru also thinks it's nothing, here are all acquaintances.
Huangshen and Quail Bird belong to the higher tiers. Cheng Huang doesn’t eat radishes much. He rarely eats fish. He eats fish all the time, so the effect of radish doesn’t work on him. The tiers of Huangniao and Quail Bird The high point is that it was the two of them who farted, but Cheng Huang felt very awkward, as if he did it.
Jiao Xiaoba was secretly delighted, the effect of this dish is so great, he will cook it frequently in the future.
Huang Niao was pondering while scooping up radishes and eating meat, no one knew what she was thinking.
In the early morning of the next day, the God of Phoenix gave an order, from today onwards, all the gods of Danxue Mountain, everyone will grow radishes, and everyone will eat radishes!
Reason: To defend the territory, to defend the homeland.
"Say, where is the food?" The person who spoke was a cute, chubby child with a round face. He was dressed in a Chinese robe and brocade suit, and he looked like a well-behaved and cute child from a rich family. At this moment, he Pouted and wrung his fingers, like a wronged child.
Yong Niao felt that he didn't look at the almanac when he went out today, and unexpectedly met such an ancestor. Who would have thought that such a cute child would be one of the original figures that caused the turmoil in the prehistoric God Realm, Gouwu Mountain Taotie.
Yong Niao feels that today is probably doomed, because, because there is no food in his mountains.
Seeing that the prisoner in front of him didn't speak, Taotie was really hungry. The hungry Taotie had a tyrannical temper, so several of his subordinates who followed him on the surrounding hills also jumped, turned their bodies sideways, shrunk their heads, fearing that this would The little ancestor became hungry and refused to recognize his relatives, so he ate them.
The gluttonous little meat grabbed the bird's ear, "Where is the food?! Tell me!"
Yong Niao smiled wryly, at this time his handsome face was as good as opening a fruit shop, with all kinds of colors, "His Royal Highness, I usually only eat some volcanic ash, and I don't eat meat..."
Taotie narrowed his eyes and looked at the bare mountain, "Poor man, if you have nothing to eat, I will eat your mountain!"
Talking about turning into a huge original form, the earth shook immediately, and the bird was greatly frightened, but seeing the Taotie howl, the volcanic ash and jade in the mountains, as well as his flaming volcano seemed to be uprooted. The wind was strong, and the huge wind rolled up these things, and the giant gluttonous beast opened its mouth wide, and sucked these things into its stomach suddenly——
"Hee hee~ It's not good for children to eat indiscriminately—" With a chuckle, the gust of wind blowing up by Taotie stopped suddenly, and the volcanic boulder that was half swept away by the gust of wind was suspended in the air by mana. Due to the suction force of Taotie's mouth, Qiu Shan instantly returned to his original appearance.
The gods of Qiushan stared wide-eyed. There is still a god in this prehistoric world who can do this. How much magic power is needed to achieve this?
Yong Niao is not a good person, on the contrary, he was a very bad person a million years ago, and all the places he haunted were dry, until one day, he met the Phoenix God, and thought he was dead after losing, never thought, the Phoenix God He actually let him live, but made him swear a heavy oath not to step out of Lingqiushan. The bird is not a good thing, but he is indeed a high-level god who has been famous for a long time, and he keeps his word, that's it In a million years, he really didn't take a step out of Ling Qiushan.
"Who, interrupt my good business! Come out!" Tao Tie suddenly exerted force towards the southwest corner of nothingness, a huge ball of fire rushed towards the southwest corner, never thought that when the fireball flew to the southwest corner of the sky, it suddenly disappeared.
Taotie was furious, "If you dare to tease me, you will die!"
With a loud howl, he flew towards the southwest corner, and at the moment when Tao Tie was flying into the air, a huge strange beast suddenly appeared in the northern sky, he saw the scene in front of him, and quickly stopped: "Xiao Liu, stop!" !"
But it was too late, but I heard a joking voice in the air: "A child who loses his temper will die~~~"
In the mocking tone, murderous intent permeated...
At this moment, Jiao Xiaoba, who was training hard on Danxue Mountain, nine thousand miles away, had no idea that his sixth elder brother, Taotie, was suffering an unprecedented crisis. Maybe it was the telepathy between the brothers, that caused Jiao Xiaoba to stop suddenly. With the movement of his hands, he looked up at the sky in the east. For some reason, he seemed to hear Tao Xiaoliu's cry.
Thinking about Jiao Xiaoba's smile, it must be his own illusion. Tao Xiaoliu must be preparing to attack Danxue Mountain now.
Well, Jiao Xiaoba is also preparing for the big battle at this time, he is going to pull the carrots! !
Don't ask why there is such a thing as a radish on Danxue Mountain, but it does exist, not one piece, but a piece!
When Jiao Xiaoba found out about this, he was very pleasantly surprised. He never thought that there would be such a common thing on Danxue Mountain. He loves radishes and farts!
Cheng Huang stared dumbfounded at Jiao Xiaoba, carrying a bamboo basket on his back, excitedly running to swim in Danshui, and then excitedly ran down again.
This guy is so happy. During this time, Mrs. Qu Ru (district) was pregnant and was resting at home. Chenghuang always thought that Jiao Xiaoba didn’t like morning exercises. He didn’t expect that he would be so active without morning exercises. Cheng Huang wondered, maybe he was wrong. In fact, Jiao Xiaoba really likes morning exercises and carrying things on his back. Cheng Huang raised his eyebrows. Since he likes carrying things, he might as well carry himself.
So Cheng Huang jumped into Jiao Xiaoba's bamboo basket, Jiao Xiaoba was dumbfounded: "What are you doing here?"
Cheng Huang shook his tail: "Give you more weight!"
"Why did you add weight to me?" Jiao Xiaoba asked back.
Cheng Huang said solemnly: "Because you like to carry things on your back!"
Jiao Xiaoba got angry, "You are the one who likes to carry things, your whole family likes to carry things!" After speaking, he threw Cheng Huang out of his bamboo basket without mercy.
Cheng Huang was also angry, if you don't carry me, someone will carry me!
So I took the yellow fart to find the sky cannon!
But I never thought that when I came out of the house on the yellow cannon, there was no trace of Jiao Xiaoba in the yard.
Where did this guy mysteriously go?
Cheng Huang and Sky Pao looked at each other.
Jingniao looks like a full-fledged magpie, with red and black feathers. She also fled to Danxue Mountain, because she often went to see Jiao Xiaoba being beaten, so she got to know Jiao Xiaoba a lot.
"Weak chicken eight, what are you doing?" Seeing Jiao Xiaoba, Jingniao flapped its wings and swooped down from the sky. With a flash of red light, it turned into a little girl in red and black clothes.
Seeing someone coming, Jiao Xiaoba was delighted, "Fire extinguisher, it's you!"
Fire extinguisher is the nickname given to Jingniao by Jiao Xiaoba. In the beginning, only Jiao Xiaoba called her that. All the beasts on Danxue Mountain thought this name was too appropriate. The nickname spread like this, and Jingniao also acquiesced. Well, originally, her main job at Danxue Mountain was to put out fires.
Apart from the Phoenix God, there are many fire-breathing birds in Danxue Mountain. In the beginning, it was a big problem to put out fires in Danxue Mountain. Since Jingniao came, this kind of problem has never happened again, because Jingniao can swallow flames. Into the stomach, much more efficient than a fire extinguisher.
Jingniao blinked, "You haven't told me what you are going to do, where are you going with the bamboo basket on your back? Do you still want to do morning exercises? Doesn't Sister Qu Ru have a baby?"
Before coming to Danxue Mountain, Jiao Xiaoba always wanted to find a soft girl, sweet and beautiful, and live a peaceful life, but after coming to Danxue Mountain, Jiao Xiaoba discovered that there is no soft girl in the Great Desolate Continent, and there is no peace The place can keep him peaceful for the rest of his life, so I don't want to think about soft girls or anything for now.
Jiao Xiaoba didn't answer Jingniao's question when he heard that, but instead asked Jingniao, "Do you like carrots?"
Jingniao was taken aback, "What is a radish?"
There is no such thing as radish on the mountain where Jingniao is located.
Jiao Xiaoba blinked and smiled, "Okay, I'll treat you to radish later, it's delicious."
Jing Niao was also very happy when he heard that, "If you invite me to eat, just treat me alone? Can you bring friends?"
Jiao Xiaoba made some calculations, "Well, I can do more than a dozen people, if you bring people, don't have too many people."
"Okay, I'll call Mi Niao, Ying Shao, and Song Si, and I'll eat radishes in your yard later!" Jing Niao nodded and flew away joyfully.
Seeing the back of Jingniao flying away, Jiao Xiaoba felt a little depressed, he didn't want to cook for that bastard Song Si at all!
Jiao Xiaoba dug a lot of radishes, and the bird's appetite is not that big, but he wants to invite Hujiao and Qu Ru two masters, Qu Ru has two bodies, Hujiao master...Jiao Xiaoba can say, Hujiao master see Does it look like a rice bucket?
In this way, Jiao Xiaoba went down the mountain with the radish on his back.
Well, his purpose is very simple, to let everyone get rid of dirty air, well, not only does he need dirty air, but more importantly, that pervert Qiongqi is a clean freak!
Qiongqi hates smelling all kinds of strange smells. Few people know this. Qiongqi often comes to Longyu to find Taotie to play with. Qiongqi usually uses his own toilet. He always dislikes the smell of Taotie's toilet!
Taotie complained about this matter casually, um, just this one sound, let Jiao Xiaoba remember, Jiao Xiaoba was thinking at the time, if one day Qiongqi caught him, he would smear Qiongqi fart!
Well, he can't stand one person farting, a group of people farting!
Oyeye, Qiongqi, you are done!
Jiao Xiaoba danced excitedly.
Jiao Xiaoba happily ran down the mountain with a bamboo basket of radishes on his back, and returned to his small courtyard.
Chenghuang and Chongtianpao were pulling a poor weed in the yard, when Chenghuang saw Jiao Xiaoba, pouted his mouth, and said to Chongtianpao, "Skypao, let's ignore this guy!"
Unexpectedly, before Cheng Huang finished speaking, the sky cannon rushed in front of Jiao Xiaoba, rubbing and rubbing against Jiao Xiaoba's cheek, Cheng Huang looked at his teeth sour, this guy has no bones at all!
Sky Pao wriggled its limp little body, um, it really doesn't understand that backbone is a magical thing!
Jiao Xiaoba looked at Cheng Huang who was so pouting that Lao Gao didn't want to pay attention to him, so he deliberately amplified his voice and said, "Well, Chongtian Pao, I'll cook something delicious for you in a while, it's delicious!"
Radish and fish, ummmm, must be very delicious, Jiao Xiaoba wants to drool a little.
Soaring Pao kept nodding, it doesn't like to eat radishes, it likes to eat broad beans, but everything the master cooks is delicious!
Hearing Cheng Huang's words, his buttocks twisted, as if he was about to waver.
Jiao Xiaoba's eyes curled up, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Well, Cheng Huang doesn't like to eat radish and fish head, so I won't make it for him."
Cheng Huang became furious all of a sudden, and jumped up and down in front of Jiao Xiaoba, "Who said I don't like radish and fish head! I haven't eaten it before, how do you know I don't like it!"
As soon as he said it, Cheng Huang regretted it. Doesn’t it seem that he is very ignorant? He peeked at Jiao Xiaoba. Could it be that this dish is very expensive? Hey, hey, would he laugh at himself in his heart?
Seeing that Jiao Xiaoba's expression was normal, Cheng Huang breathed a sigh of relief, and resumed his previous aloof posture. If he was not a little over a foot in size, he would probably be more imposing.
Jiao Xiaoba invited Huangshen Quail Bird, Hujiao Quru and his wife, and Jing Niao, who happened to meet on the road, called the Compassion Bird, Ying Shao, and Song Si, plus Sky Cannon, a total of eleven people gathered in Jiao Xiaoba. In Ba's small courtyard, Mi Niao has not been in Danxue Mountain for a long time, and she is not very familiar with the animals in Danxue Mountain, but she has a very good relationship with Jingniao. Jiao Xiaoba thinks that it is because the two have similar functions. Compassion Bird can sense fire, and the two of them cooperated to put out the fire in Danxue Mountain, which was much more efficient.
I heard that Jiao Xiaoba had a treat, Hujiao didn’t eat at noon, Qu Ru couldn’t stop eating because of the child in his stomach, it’s strange to say that Qu Ru was very hungry, but after hearing Jiao Xiaoba said that he would have a treat at night, Her stomach was not hungry immediately, so she ate a little, and at night she was hungry again, and the husband and wife happily went to eat free meals.
The quail bird came to eat normally, she not only came by herself, but also brought a lot of extra meals, Huangshen was not so polite, she was empty-handed, didn't bring anything, and looked around at Jiao Xiaoba's It's a small house, I want to search for something to eat from the house.
Yingshao is familiar with Erhuosi and Jiao Xiaoba, mainly Erhuosi, who always bickers with Jiao Xiaoba, but to Jiao Xiaoba's surprise, Erhuosi came here with something.
"Weak chicken eight, um, you look pretty, this is Xun Cao, I heard it can make people more beautiful, here it is for you, I wish you get married as soon as possible—" Er Huo Si had just finished speaking, and Baby Spoon One The tail flicked over, Wei Yu twitched Er Huosi's head vigorously, "If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!"
Looking at the swollen head of Erhuo Si, Jiao Xiaoba couldn't help but feel that the reason Erhuo is so stupid is because he was stunned by the powerful tail of the baby spoon bird...
But when confronted with Jiao Xiaoba, Yingshao returned to his soft-sister appearance, smiled apologetically, and said, "Just treat him as if he doesn't exist, and just get him some piss and shit!"
Jiao Xiaoba: O__O"...
The Phoenix God lived for such a long time, she didn't believe that Jiao Xiaoba would invite everyone to eat for no reason, so while everyone was tidying up the yard, she slipped to Jiao Xiaoba's side alone, "Xiao Ba, don't make fun of me, Why did you invite everyone to eat all of a sudden, did you think of any way to deal with Qiongqi glutton?"
Sister Huangshen, first mate, I know everything, I am very wise and powerful, so don't lie to me.
Jiao Xiaoba was dumbfounded, staring at Huangshen in a daze, this is Huangshen, isn't it the roundworm in his stomach?
Huangshen looked at Jiao Xiaoba's astonished look, triumphantly, she "hummed", "As long as you are so careful, I know how many shits you pout your ass, sister, I'm a mess on the road Your mother hasn't come out yet, tell me quickly!"
Jiao Xiaoba swallowed, and asked with some difficulty: "You, how did you guess it?"
The Phoenix God was even more proud, "Everyone is so busy now, busy practicing kung fu, busy cultivating, you still have leisure time to treat guests to dinner, a few days ago you still looked bitter and hateful, don't think that I won't be here if I'm not by your side I know, my sister is everywhere! I know everything!"
Jiao Xiaoba was convinced, so he said honestly: "I seem to know how to defeat Qiongqi..."
Huangshen's eyes lit up immediately, and she looked at Jiao Xiaoba eagerly: she rudely grabbed Jiao Xiaoba's collar, "Say it quickly, if you don't tell me how ugly you are, you don't want to leave!"
Jiao Xiaoba looked at Huangshen's impatient look, and felt uncomfortable. It seemed that the big sister was really hopeless in this battle, otherwise how could the big sister of Huangshen believe that she, a weak chicken, could do it.
Jiao Xiaoba peeped into the eyes of Huangshen, he was afraid that Huangshen would think he was playing tricks on her after hearing it, so he hesitated, Jiao Xiaoba said: "I know a way to deal with Qiongqi..."
"Don't be tricky, tell me quickly! I'm listening!"
"……fart."
"..." Huang Shen was dumbfounded, turned around and walked away.
After a meal, the guests and the host had a good time, and everyone ate very happily. Jiao Xiaoba's craftsmanship received unanimous praise. Erhuosi even yelled "Weak chicken, you can really get married" after eating and drinking enough. Erhuosi's words rarely made everyone nod. They actually thought so too, but they didn't say it.
The fly in the ointment is that at the end of the meal, everyone began to make "chug chug" involuntarily. This sound was not from the mouth, not from the stomach, but...
so awkward……
Jing Niao, Mi Niao, and Ying Shao, these three thin-skinned soft girls, had blushing cheeks, which really surprised Jiao Xiaoba.
Hujiao is very calm, um, farting, it's very common, Qu Ru also thinks it's nothing, here are all acquaintances.
Huangshen and Quail Bird belong to the higher tiers. Cheng Huang doesn’t eat radishes much. He rarely eats fish. He eats fish all the time, so the effect of radish doesn’t work on him. The tiers of Huangniao and Quail Bird The high point is that it was the two of them who farted, but Cheng Huang felt very awkward, as if he did it.
Jiao Xiaoba was secretly delighted, the effect of this dish is so great, he will cook it frequently in the future.
Huang Niao was pondering while scooping up radishes and eating meat, no one knew what she was thinking.
In the early morning of the next day, the God of Phoenix gave an order, from today onwards, all the gods of Danxue Mountain, everyone will grow radishes, and everyone will eat radishes!
Reason: To defend the territory, to defend the homeland.
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