Ferocious Beast Breeding Manual
Chapter 53
After finishing eating, Cheng Huang burped and rubbed his round stomach. He saw that there was still a little residue at the bottom of the bowl, and said to Jiao Xiaoba guiltily: "Xiao Ba, there is one more thing you want Don't eat it!"
Jiao Xiaoba looked at the little ground in the jar, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "No need, you can eat it!"
Before Cheng Huang could say "yes", Sky Pao, who understood the conversation between the two, picked up the jar and poured the soup in the jar into his own mouth.
Jiao Xiaoba looked at Chenghuang and Soaring Pao's unaesthetic eating, and the previous soreness came back.
"Xiao Ba, don't be fooled by these two little bastards. These two guys have never stopped talking since you came to me. From the moment you left to the moment you just came, take a look, my These two little bastards ate up all the stored weeds..." The farmer told the truth in a low voice, he still hated Chenghuang kid who said he was "goat epileptic and crazy" I don't mind vacating my mouth for Chenghuang to wear a pair of shoes. It's best to let the relationship between Chenghuang and Jiao Xiaoba be broken, and let Jiao Xiaoba stay in Kunlun Mountain forever!
Jiao Xiaoba is not the only one who can sow dissension and instigate rebellion!
Cheng Huang exploded in an instant, he jumped up and jumped in front of the soil mole, "Smelly old man, what are you talking about?!"
Well, Chenghuang has lived for a million years, and the age of the earth mole is more than ten times his age. It is really not wrong to call him an old man. Jiao Xiaoba's thinking is divergent. He is only a few thousand years old. Isn't that short? Many generations, no, he is a high-level god in ancient times, he is considered an old clam, his seniority is high...
Thinking of this, Jiao Xiaoba felt much more comfortable.
The soil mole glanced at Chenghuang indifferently, and then said: "I have no skills, a kid who cheats on food and drink..."
Cheng Huang exploded in an instant, "Stinky old man, let's single out!"
Tu Mo laughed, suddenly changed the subject, and said with a deep meaning: "I am an old bone, how can I pick on you young and young, you and my apprentice!"
Of course, it's not that Tu Mo can't beat Cheng Huang, but Cheng Huang will definitely die as soon as he makes a move. Tu Mo doesn't know how to beat people, he can only kill people.
Cheng Huang received Tu Mo's dismissive eyes, said with his hands on his hips, "Who is your apprentice, you are..."
Shut up Chenghuang, the apprentice of the soil, isn't the apprentice of the soil Jiao Xiaoba?
Jiao Xiaoba stared blankly at the development of the matter, what did it have to do with him, and why did it affect him again.
Cheng Huang took a step back, looked at the mole, with a vigilant face, "Smelly old man, don't you try to sow discord, I won't be fooled, you want our brothers to kill each other?!"
"Master, master, it has nothing to do with me." Jiao Xiaoba stammered.
Tu Mo looked at Jiao Xiaoba indifferently, "Why, no confidence? Promising!"
Jiao Xiaoba opened his mouth, then shook his head violently, "Of course not, but but..."
Tu Mo looked at Jiao Xiaoba and said: "Don't you want to know your current level? Any one in the whole Kunlun Mountains can kill you. Now there is one who is similar to you. You can fight with him, old man. Let's see how you have learned in the past few days, if you win, there is no reward, if you lose...don't call me master if you lose."
Tu Mo said this seriously, and Jiao Xiaoba was also silent. He really wanted to know whether he could find the opponent's weakness in the practice of touching the dead body for a month, and what level he is now.
The little fox's strength in the prehistoric period was mediocre, and now he still has [-]% of his mana that has not been recovered. He is barely at the middle level. If he fights with someone who is not at the middle level, can he win?
Chenghuang was dumbfounded. It was originally a joke, but how did it develop into this in the end? He jumped in front of the soil mole, raised his chin and said to the soil mole: "Smelly old man, don't make things difficult for my brother, I just admit defeat." It's gone!" Let him fight a weakling, what if he is killed?Where can he find a brother who treats him so well? !
Tu Moe smiled, his eyes were a little cold, and Cheng Huang's heart was instantly chilled by the sinister look in his eyes, Tu Moe said slowly: "If you don't take it seriously, the old man will really make a move. If the old man makes a move, both you and him will die... ..."
"You old man's temper is too weird, why do you change your mood every now and then!" He couldn't understand why the old man questioned why he asked himself to fight Jiao Xiaoba. Could it be that he asked himself to kill Jiao Xiaoba?
Tu Mo looked at Cheng Huang: "I want to know the level of my apprentice and check the results, but I haven't found a suitable test subject. Now that you are here, you can solve my problem. You eat what I have and live what I use." Mine, I asked you to help me test my apprentice and you just pushed back and forth, so it's possible that you are still afraid that you won't be able to beat my apprentice and feel ashamed!"
Cheng Huang raised his head, "hummed" his nose: "Labor and management are not afraid of weak chickens!"
The soil mole smiled triumphantly, "Don't be afraid, just hit it!"
Cheng Huang: Stinky old man, you really are plotting against me...
On the top of the cliff, Kunlun Mountain is covered with white snow. Jiao Xiaoba looked at Chenghuang with a tangled face, and Chenghuang with a poop-like face, and almost poked the soil mole into a sieve with his eyes.
Tu Mo held a bone knife in one hand and a skeleton in the other, but he was very calm.
"You can just fight. If you beat me, I will make a move. I will never let you have any accidents. Don't worry..." Tu Mo said lazily.
The corner of Jiao Xiaoba's eyes twitched, why did he look so unreliable when he looked at the old man like this.
Cheng Huang looked at Jiao Xiaoba, hesitated for a moment and said: "Xiao Ba, just go ahead and fight, although I will win in the end, but you can be regarded as participating..." The implication is that Jiao Xiaoba will definitely lose .
Jiao Xiaoba rolled his eyes, "You are quite confident."
During the yellow period, he said amiably: "It's not that I have confidence in myself, it's that I don't have confidence in you..."
Jiao Xiaoba: Sure enough, I was underestimated!
Just like what Tu Mo said, the Kunlun Mountains is so big that if you pull out any one, you can kill Jiao Xiaoba. You know that you can't do it lightly or hard, so when the yellow came, Tu Mo let Chenghuang is a sparring partner, commonly known as "human flesh sandbag", one is to check and accept the results of the past few days of study, and the other is to see how capable Chenghuang is. The soil understands that it is impossible for Jiao Xiaoba and others to be in Kunlun. For the rest of his life, he saw clearly the strength of these little devils, so he could train against them, so as not to die when he got out of Kunlun Mountain.
Jiao Xiaoba and Cheng Huang were fighting, Sky Pao was watching the battle, and Tu Mo was looking at the strange snail on the bottom of his feet. Like Wu Xiang, he was also very interested. The flying snail is so rare.
"Your name is Soaring Pao? Do you want to follow me? I am much more powerful than your master. Follow me and I will protect you well. Your master will only hurt you..." Tu Mo kept on talking.
Jiao Xiaoba grabbed a handful of snow from the ground, kneaded it into a snowball and threw it at the dirt, Master, if you don’t speak, no one will treat you as dumb!
Pepper Xiaoba PK by Huang, officially begins!
Cheng Huang turned into a human form. At this time, his form changed a little from normal. He didn't take away his tail. His tail was dragged to the ground long. The whole person looked like a child transformed from a cute little fox. Jiao Xiaoba didn't know why Chenghuang had to keep a tail, but Tu Mo smiled clearly.
To Chenghuang and Tucha's surprise, Jiao Xiaoba dug and dug from the necklace and took out a very long iron chain.
Cheng Huang and Tu Moran didn't know what he was going to do.
Jiao Xiaoba was very calm, "When I was first learning, I always wore iron chains. Without iron chains, I couldn't grasp the accuracy."
Tu Mo knew it, but Cheng Huang was angry. Jiao Xiaoba underestimated him. Could it be that he was afraid of hurting himself!
Chenghuang decided to be serious and not to mess with Jiao Xiaoba anymore.
Jiao Xiaoba never planned to play tricks with Cheng Huang from the very beginning, he really wanted to know his level.
Jiao Xiaoba took the lead. He imitated Master Hujiao and kicked at Cheng Huang's lower abdomen. Cheng Huang was not Jiao Xiaoba. Cheng Huang was very sensitive. He hit Jiao Xiaoba hard on the back of the neck.
At this time, Jiao Xiaoba realized later that Xiao Huang kept his tail on purpose, and his tail was his weapon in battle!
"Weak chicken, I don't know how to release water, come on, let the brothers see the level of the stinky old man!" Cheng Huang felt blood rushing up, and Cheng Huang, who hadn't had a fight for a long time, felt that he was back to his childhood and other people in the mountains. In the fighting scene of the high-ranking gods, Cheng Huang took the initiative to attack while speaking, his tail swiped left and right, aiming at Jiao Xiaoba's head, neck, waist, calves and other weak parts to hit, fast and ruthless.
Jiao Xiaoba dodged again and again, Cheng Huang sighed in his heart, the weak dick has really become a little bit stronger, before when he was beaten by the tiger Jiao, he was powerless to dodge and couldn't dodge, I really didn't expect that now he can still fight He made a move himself, Cheng Huang didn't want to be knocked down by the person he wanted to protect, Cheng Huang said that he was actually very serious about releasing water.
Cheng Huang didn't know that Jiao Xiaoba was far away from the normal Jiao Xiaoba in Danxue Mountain when he dissected the corpse with the mole every day.
Jiao Xiaoba kept dodging, but kept carefully observing Cheng Huang's movements with his eyes, and the chains on his wrists rattled along with his movements.
Cheng Huang's movements were too wide, and his fists and feet were not very beneficial. He relied too much on his powerful tail. Slowly, Jiao Xiaoba found a loophole in Cheng Huang's movements.
Jiao Xiaoba reached out his hand and grabbed Cheng Huang's tail quickly and powerfully. Cheng Huang's movements were slightly twitching. Although he escaped from Jiao Xiaoba's control, due to psychological effects, his movements were not as smooth as before. Jiao Xiaoba's eyes Shine brightly, now!
Sorry bro!
Jiao Xiaoba yelled in his heart, his hand formed a ball of light, the ball of light hit the ground, and then bounced to Cheng Huang, the target part, between Cheng Huang's crotch...
Cheng Huang was shocked, "Damn it, Jiao Xiaoba, you're stalking me!"
Cheng Huang quickly turned around, he had no time to escape, so he could only minimize the loss, so Cheng Huang made a sensitive rotation and pointed his butt at Jiao Xiaoba's light ball.
"Ah! My ass!!" There was a scream from Kunlun Mountain, which echoed on the top of the cliff for a long time.
Jiao Xiaoba's ball of light hit Chenghuang's buttocks swollen...
Cheng Huang looked at Jiao Xiaoba with tears in his eyes: "Xiao Ba, you are so ruthless, you want to cut off the roots of labor and capital..."
Cheng Huang stayed in the court since he was a child, and saw a lot of things that the king and those women had to say, so he was very clear about the role of the stick between his crotch.
Jiao Xiaoba scratched his head embarrassingly, "Didn't I miss it!"
Taking advantage of the yellow hair, clutching his buttocks, "If you hit labor and capital, you will have nothing to do with you, and you will be 'repaid' by heaven and earth!"
Tu Mo rubbed his chin, he was very satisfied with the result, umm, the apprentice passed the test, hey, the one who didn't pass the test was that bastard fox, I am not willing to train my apprentice, and I am not willing to train you, eat my living I use mine, and call me epileptic! ?
Tu Mo laughed sinisterly, since you have said that you want to protect my apprentice, then the old man will naturally teach you a lesson, fierce gods are stingy...
One Hundred Ways to Train a Fox...Take it up, you bastard!
The results of the battle by Huangjiao Xiaoba have not been reported by Tu Mo, but Hun Chao already knows it.
The person who reported the situation was another powerful subordinate of Hun Chao besides Tu Mo, named Qin Yuan. He didn't do it on purpose, but when he went out to work and flew into the barrier, he found someone fighting on the cliff where Tu Mo lived. He only found out after reporting to the king. The two sides in the battle are Chenghuang and Longzijiaotu.
Qin Yuan's strength is slightly higher than that of Tu Mo, but he is a guy who doesn't understand art. Hun Chao, who loves art, naturally has a common language with Tu Mo, so the two of them are close to Tu Mo in their hearts, but if they say Who can use Hun Chao smoothly? Tu Mo and Qin Yuan are better than Qin Yuan, and there is no other reason. Qin Yuan itself is a big killer that creates turmoil.
Qinyuan belongs to birds, looks like a bee, but has the size of a mandarin duck, stings people to death, thorns trees and trees, his saliva, urine and even sweat are extremely poisonous, not to mention, this guy is a poison maker Master, as long as he is willing, there is no high-level god that he can't poison, Qin Yuan can stop children from crying at night in some places.
"What do you think of Dragon Bazi?" Hun Huan asked Qin Yuan, he wanted to know what his capable general would think of Little Things.
Qin Yuan had no contact with Jiao Xiaoba. The two times when Jiao Xiaoba came to Kunlun Mountains, he was sent out by Chaos to endanger the prehistoric world. There is something about Qin Yuan that Chaos admires the most. He never believes in rumors. Just trust your eyes.
Hearing the king's question, Qin Yuan said: "Jiaotu, the eighth son of the dragon, is weak, but his movements are quick, his shots are clean and neat, and he hits the target with one blow. The subordinates are very inspired by it."
Qin Yuan watched the battle from a distance and saw the whole process. He could see clearly the part where Jiao Tu wanted to hit the opponent. Will avoid that place.
Qin Yuan wouldn't tell his king that after watching the battle, he imitated Jiao Xiaoba's movement and punched himself lightly.
He didn't strike hard, but now he still felt a dull pain. For a moment, Qin Yuan's favor for Long Zijiao Tu increased greatly. This guy is too insidious.
When Hun Huan heard that Qin Yuan praised Jiao Xiaoba, he was very happy, thinking that it really was the little thing he liked, what a good eye.
He didn't know that his subordinates who were watching the battle had already decided that he wanted to make a set of black iron armor for that part to block that part from being hit. Jiao Tu was not strong enough so he missed it. If a master came, he would also hit that part place……
Qin Yuan was sweating coldly, he wanted to protect his weakness, um, protect it like this!
When he returned to Qinyuan, where he lived, his thoughts diverged and his imagination wandered. He not only made an armor to protect his "weakness", but also produced a medicine that could be taken orally to make that part hard and swollen. Qinyuan's The purpose is to let the opponent drink the drug, and then severely hit the opponent's "weak point" to achieve the goal of winning the battle.
Not to mention Qin Yuan’s own armor, but another of his inventions was great. After a long time, some of Qin Yuan’s recipes for making medicine were spread. After countless witch doctors’ careful research and exploration, they made incense with similar functions. , ointments, lozenges... everything you need to drink, wipe, and eat is available, and then it is tailor-made for men and women.
The working people gave this drug a very nice name, aphrodisiac.
With the application of aphrodisiacs, the personal armor of Poison Master Qin Yuan was discovered and widely promoted. People gave this armor a mighty and majestic name, the chastity belt...
Of course, the above are all very distant things, let's talk about the present.
After knowing that Jiao Xiaoba and Cheng Huang had won the duel, Hun Chao was very happy. He thought about rewarding the little thing. Although Cheng Huang's strength was not good, he was still a relatively famous high-level god in Honghuang.
Molluscs defeating quadrupeds is certainly something to celebrate.
Hun Chao decided that he wanted Little Things to cook for him.
Well, it is a very proud and honored thing to cook for the lonely king. If you take this as a reward, the little thing will definitely cry with excitement!
Hun Chao couldn't wait to see Jiao Xiaoba's excited expression!
In fact, Jiao Xiaoba was really excited, he was so excited that he almost threw the pot and shovel on the perverted man's head!
Why should labor and management cook for you when they are victorious? How old are you!
But Jiao Xiaoba didn't dare to say that.
He was looking forward to pulling the weeds of Ai Ai, and sadly picked a lot of sand begonias, and looked for the fish that he had fished for a long time in the river.
In the end, he lit a fire to cook for Hun Huan. Jiao Xiaoba thought of his own chili peppers. He took a lot of chili peppers from the space, and while putting the chili peppers, he spit into the pot.
"Spice you to death, bastard, scold you to death..."
Jiao Xiaoba muttered in a vague voice, and Hun Huan couldn't hear what Jiao Xiaoba said clearly, but he could see Jiao Xiaoba's movements clearly.
Hun Chao burst into laughter, thinking to himself, so the little thing likes me so much, so much that he can't wait to become one with him!
According to the theory of Chaos, the little thing spits into his own pot, just to make his saliva in his body and become a part of his body!
Hun Chao felt very happy. Seeing that the little thing liked him so much, no matter what kind of food he made, he would definitely eat it up!
Jiao Xiaoba looked at the little ground in the jar, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "No need, you can eat it!"
Before Cheng Huang could say "yes", Sky Pao, who understood the conversation between the two, picked up the jar and poured the soup in the jar into his own mouth.
Jiao Xiaoba looked at Chenghuang and Soaring Pao's unaesthetic eating, and the previous soreness came back.
"Xiao Ba, don't be fooled by these two little bastards. These two guys have never stopped talking since you came to me. From the moment you left to the moment you just came, take a look, my These two little bastards ate up all the stored weeds..." The farmer told the truth in a low voice, he still hated Chenghuang kid who said he was "goat epileptic and crazy" I don't mind vacating my mouth for Chenghuang to wear a pair of shoes. It's best to let the relationship between Chenghuang and Jiao Xiaoba be broken, and let Jiao Xiaoba stay in Kunlun Mountain forever!
Jiao Xiaoba is not the only one who can sow dissension and instigate rebellion!
Cheng Huang exploded in an instant, he jumped up and jumped in front of the soil mole, "Smelly old man, what are you talking about?!"
Well, Chenghuang has lived for a million years, and the age of the earth mole is more than ten times his age. It is really not wrong to call him an old man. Jiao Xiaoba's thinking is divergent. He is only a few thousand years old. Isn't that short? Many generations, no, he is a high-level god in ancient times, he is considered an old clam, his seniority is high...
Thinking of this, Jiao Xiaoba felt much more comfortable.
The soil mole glanced at Chenghuang indifferently, and then said: "I have no skills, a kid who cheats on food and drink..."
Cheng Huang exploded in an instant, "Stinky old man, let's single out!"
Tu Mo laughed, suddenly changed the subject, and said with a deep meaning: "I am an old bone, how can I pick on you young and young, you and my apprentice!"
Of course, it's not that Tu Mo can't beat Cheng Huang, but Cheng Huang will definitely die as soon as he makes a move. Tu Mo doesn't know how to beat people, he can only kill people.
Cheng Huang received Tu Mo's dismissive eyes, said with his hands on his hips, "Who is your apprentice, you are..."
Shut up Chenghuang, the apprentice of the soil, isn't the apprentice of the soil Jiao Xiaoba?
Jiao Xiaoba stared blankly at the development of the matter, what did it have to do with him, and why did it affect him again.
Cheng Huang took a step back, looked at the mole, with a vigilant face, "Smelly old man, don't you try to sow discord, I won't be fooled, you want our brothers to kill each other?!"
"Master, master, it has nothing to do with me." Jiao Xiaoba stammered.
Tu Mo looked at Jiao Xiaoba indifferently, "Why, no confidence? Promising!"
Jiao Xiaoba opened his mouth, then shook his head violently, "Of course not, but but..."
Tu Mo looked at Jiao Xiaoba and said: "Don't you want to know your current level? Any one in the whole Kunlun Mountains can kill you. Now there is one who is similar to you. You can fight with him, old man. Let's see how you have learned in the past few days, if you win, there is no reward, if you lose...don't call me master if you lose."
Tu Mo said this seriously, and Jiao Xiaoba was also silent. He really wanted to know whether he could find the opponent's weakness in the practice of touching the dead body for a month, and what level he is now.
The little fox's strength in the prehistoric period was mediocre, and now he still has [-]% of his mana that has not been recovered. He is barely at the middle level. If he fights with someone who is not at the middle level, can he win?
Chenghuang was dumbfounded. It was originally a joke, but how did it develop into this in the end? He jumped in front of the soil mole, raised his chin and said to the soil mole: "Smelly old man, don't make things difficult for my brother, I just admit defeat." It's gone!" Let him fight a weakling, what if he is killed?Where can he find a brother who treats him so well? !
Tu Moe smiled, his eyes were a little cold, and Cheng Huang's heart was instantly chilled by the sinister look in his eyes, Tu Moe said slowly: "If you don't take it seriously, the old man will really make a move. If the old man makes a move, both you and him will die... ..."
"You old man's temper is too weird, why do you change your mood every now and then!" He couldn't understand why the old man questioned why he asked himself to fight Jiao Xiaoba. Could it be that he asked himself to kill Jiao Xiaoba?
Tu Mo looked at Cheng Huang: "I want to know the level of my apprentice and check the results, but I haven't found a suitable test subject. Now that you are here, you can solve my problem. You eat what I have and live what I use." Mine, I asked you to help me test my apprentice and you just pushed back and forth, so it's possible that you are still afraid that you won't be able to beat my apprentice and feel ashamed!"
Cheng Huang raised his head, "hummed" his nose: "Labor and management are not afraid of weak chickens!"
The soil mole smiled triumphantly, "Don't be afraid, just hit it!"
Cheng Huang: Stinky old man, you really are plotting against me...
On the top of the cliff, Kunlun Mountain is covered with white snow. Jiao Xiaoba looked at Chenghuang with a tangled face, and Chenghuang with a poop-like face, and almost poked the soil mole into a sieve with his eyes.
Tu Mo held a bone knife in one hand and a skeleton in the other, but he was very calm.
"You can just fight. If you beat me, I will make a move. I will never let you have any accidents. Don't worry..." Tu Mo said lazily.
The corner of Jiao Xiaoba's eyes twitched, why did he look so unreliable when he looked at the old man like this.
Cheng Huang looked at Jiao Xiaoba, hesitated for a moment and said: "Xiao Ba, just go ahead and fight, although I will win in the end, but you can be regarded as participating..." The implication is that Jiao Xiaoba will definitely lose .
Jiao Xiaoba rolled his eyes, "You are quite confident."
During the yellow period, he said amiably: "It's not that I have confidence in myself, it's that I don't have confidence in you..."
Jiao Xiaoba: Sure enough, I was underestimated!
Just like what Tu Mo said, the Kunlun Mountains is so big that if you pull out any one, you can kill Jiao Xiaoba. You know that you can't do it lightly or hard, so when the yellow came, Tu Mo let Chenghuang is a sparring partner, commonly known as "human flesh sandbag", one is to check and accept the results of the past few days of study, and the other is to see how capable Chenghuang is. The soil understands that it is impossible for Jiao Xiaoba and others to be in Kunlun. For the rest of his life, he saw clearly the strength of these little devils, so he could train against them, so as not to die when he got out of Kunlun Mountain.
Jiao Xiaoba and Cheng Huang were fighting, Sky Pao was watching the battle, and Tu Mo was looking at the strange snail on the bottom of his feet. Like Wu Xiang, he was also very interested. The flying snail is so rare.
"Your name is Soaring Pao? Do you want to follow me? I am much more powerful than your master. Follow me and I will protect you well. Your master will only hurt you..." Tu Mo kept on talking.
Jiao Xiaoba grabbed a handful of snow from the ground, kneaded it into a snowball and threw it at the dirt, Master, if you don’t speak, no one will treat you as dumb!
Pepper Xiaoba PK by Huang, officially begins!
Cheng Huang turned into a human form. At this time, his form changed a little from normal. He didn't take away his tail. His tail was dragged to the ground long. The whole person looked like a child transformed from a cute little fox. Jiao Xiaoba didn't know why Chenghuang had to keep a tail, but Tu Mo smiled clearly.
To Chenghuang and Tucha's surprise, Jiao Xiaoba dug and dug from the necklace and took out a very long iron chain.
Cheng Huang and Tu Moran didn't know what he was going to do.
Jiao Xiaoba was very calm, "When I was first learning, I always wore iron chains. Without iron chains, I couldn't grasp the accuracy."
Tu Mo knew it, but Cheng Huang was angry. Jiao Xiaoba underestimated him. Could it be that he was afraid of hurting himself!
Chenghuang decided to be serious and not to mess with Jiao Xiaoba anymore.
Jiao Xiaoba never planned to play tricks with Cheng Huang from the very beginning, he really wanted to know his level.
Jiao Xiaoba took the lead. He imitated Master Hujiao and kicked at Cheng Huang's lower abdomen. Cheng Huang was not Jiao Xiaoba. Cheng Huang was very sensitive. He hit Jiao Xiaoba hard on the back of the neck.
At this time, Jiao Xiaoba realized later that Xiao Huang kept his tail on purpose, and his tail was his weapon in battle!
"Weak chicken, I don't know how to release water, come on, let the brothers see the level of the stinky old man!" Cheng Huang felt blood rushing up, and Cheng Huang, who hadn't had a fight for a long time, felt that he was back to his childhood and other people in the mountains. In the fighting scene of the high-ranking gods, Cheng Huang took the initiative to attack while speaking, his tail swiped left and right, aiming at Jiao Xiaoba's head, neck, waist, calves and other weak parts to hit, fast and ruthless.
Jiao Xiaoba dodged again and again, Cheng Huang sighed in his heart, the weak dick has really become a little bit stronger, before when he was beaten by the tiger Jiao, he was powerless to dodge and couldn't dodge, I really didn't expect that now he can still fight He made a move himself, Cheng Huang didn't want to be knocked down by the person he wanted to protect, Cheng Huang said that he was actually very serious about releasing water.
Cheng Huang didn't know that Jiao Xiaoba was far away from the normal Jiao Xiaoba in Danxue Mountain when he dissected the corpse with the mole every day.
Jiao Xiaoba kept dodging, but kept carefully observing Cheng Huang's movements with his eyes, and the chains on his wrists rattled along with his movements.
Cheng Huang's movements were too wide, and his fists and feet were not very beneficial. He relied too much on his powerful tail. Slowly, Jiao Xiaoba found a loophole in Cheng Huang's movements.
Jiao Xiaoba reached out his hand and grabbed Cheng Huang's tail quickly and powerfully. Cheng Huang's movements were slightly twitching. Although he escaped from Jiao Xiaoba's control, due to psychological effects, his movements were not as smooth as before. Jiao Xiaoba's eyes Shine brightly, now!
Sorry bro!
Jiao Xiaoba yelled in his heart, his hand formed a ball of light, the ball of light hit the ground, and then bounced to Cheng Huang, the target part, between Cheng Huang's crotch...
Cheng Huang was shocked, "Damn it, Jiao Xiaoba, you're stalking me!"
Cheng Huang quickly turned around, he had no time to escape, so he could only minimize the loss, so Cheng Huang made a sensitive rotation and pointed his butt at Jiao Xiaoba's light ball.
"Ah! My ass!!" There was a scream from Kunlun Mountain, which echoed on the top of the cliff for a long time.
Jiao Xiaoba's ball of light hit Chenghuang's buttocks swollen...
Cheng Huang looked at Jiao Xiaoba with tears in his eyes: "Xiao Ba, you are so ruthless, you want to cut off the roots of labor and capital..."
Cheng Huang stayed in the court since he was a child, and saw a lot of things that the king and those women had to say, so he was very clear about the role of the stick between his crotch.
Jiao Xiaoba scratched his head embarrassingly, "Didn't I miss it!"
Taking advantage of the yellow hair, clutching his buttocks, "If you hit labor and capital, you will have nothing to do with you, and you will be 'repaid' by heaven and earth!"
Tu Mo rubbed his chin, he was very satisfied with the result, umm, the apprentice passed the test, hey, the one who didn't pass the test was that bastard fox, I am not willing to train my apprentice, and I am not willing to train you, eat my living I use mine, and call me epileptic! ?
Tu Mo laughed sinisterly, since you have said that you want to protect my apprentice, then the old man will naturally teach you a lesson, fierce gods are stingy...
One Hundred Ways to Train a Fox...Take it up, you bastard!
The results of the battle by Huangjiao Xiaoba have not been reported by Tu Mo, but Hun Chao already knows it.
The person who reported the situation was another powerful subordinate of Hun Chao besides Tu Mo, named Qin Yuan. He didn't do it on purpose, but when he went out to work and flew into the barrier, he found someone fighting on the cliff where Tu Mo lived. He only found out after reporting to the king. The two sides in the battle are Chenghuang and Longzijiaotu.
Qin Yuan's strength is slightly higher than that of Tu Mo, but he is a guy who doesn't understand art. Hun Chao, who loves art, naturally has a common language with Tu Mo, so the two of them are close to Tu Mo in their hearts, but if they say Who can use Hun Chao smoothly? Tu Mo and Qin Yuan are better than Qin Yuan, and there is no other reason. Qin Yuan itself is a big killer that creates turmoil.
Qinyuan belongs to birds, looks like a bee, but has the size of a mandarin duck, stings people to death, thorns trees and trees, his saliva, urine and even sweat are extremely poisonous, not to mention, this guy is a poison maker Master, as long as he is willing, there is no high-level god that he can't poison, Qin Yuan can stop children from crying at night in some places.
"What do you think of Dragon Bazi?" Hun Huan asked Qin Yuan, he wanted to know what his capable general would think of Little Things.
Qin Yuan had no contact with Jiao Xiaoba. The two times when Jiao Xiaoba came to Kunlun Mountains, he was sent out by Chaos to endanger the prehistoric world. There is something about Qin Yuan that Chaos admires the most. He never believes in rumors. Just trust your eyes.
Hearing the king's question, Qin Yuan said: "Jiaotu, the eighth son of the dragon, is weak, but his movements are quick, his shots are clean and neat, and he hits the target with one blow. The subordinates are very inspired by it."
Qin Yuan watched the battle from a distance and saw the whole process. He could see clearly the part where Jiao Tu wanted to hit the opponent. Will avoid that place.
Qin Yuan wouldn't tell his king that after watching the battle, he imitated Jiao Xiaoba's movement and punched himself lightly.
He didn't strike hard, but now he still felt a dull pain. For a moment, Qin Yuan's favor for Long Zijiao Tu increased greatly. This guy is too insidious.
When Hun Huan heard that Qin Yuan praised Jiao Xiaoba, he was very happy, thinking that it really was the little thing he liked, what a good eye.
He didn't know that his subordinates who were watching the battle had already decided that he wanted to make a set of black iron armor for that part to block that part from being hit. Jiao Tu was not strong enough so he missed it. If a master came, he would also hit that part place……
Qin Yuan was sweating coldly, he wanted to protect his weakness, um, protect it like this!
When he returned to Qinyuan, where he lived, his thoughts diverged and his imagination wandered. He not only made an armor to protect his "weakness", but also produced a medicine that could be taken orally to make that part hard and swollen. Qinyuan's The purpose is to let the opponent drink the drug, and then severely hit the opponent's "weak point" to achieve the goal of winning the battle.
Not to mention Qin Yuan’s own armor, but another of his inventions was great. After a long time, some of Qin Yuan’s recipes for making medicine were spread. After countless witch doctors’ careful research and exploration, they made incense with similar functions. , ointments, lozenges... everything you need to drink, wipe, and eat is available, and then it is tailor-made for men and women.
The working people gave this drug a very nice name, aphrodisiac.
With the application of aphrodisiacs, the personal armor of Poison Master Qin Yuan was discovered and widely promoted. People gave this armor a mighty and majestic name, the chastity belt...
Of course, the above are all very distant things, let's talk about the present.
After knowing that Jiao Xiaoba and Cheng Huang had won the duel, Hun Chao was very happy. He thought about rewarding the little thing. Although Cheng Huang's strength was not good, he was still a relatively famous high-level god in Honghuang.
Molluscs defeating quadrupeds is certainly something to celebrate.
Hun Chao decided that he wanted Little Things to cook for him.
Well, it is a very proud and honored thing to cook for the lonely king. If you take this as a reward, the little thing will definitely cry with excitement!
Hun Chao couldn't wait to see Jiao Xiaoba's excited expression!
In fact, Jiao Xiaoba was really excited, he was so excited that he almost threw the pot and shovel on the perverted man's head!
Why should labor and management cook for you when they are victorious? How old are you!
But Jiao Xiaoba didn't dare to say that.
He was looking forward to pulling the weeds of Ai Ai, and sadly picked a lot of sand begonias, and looked for the fish that he had fished for a long time in the river.
In the end, he lit a fire to cook for Hun Huan. Jiao Xiaoba thought of his own chili peppers. He took a lot of chili peppers from the space, and while putting the chili peppers, he spit into the pot.
"Spice you to death, bastard, scold you to death..."
Jiao Xiaoba muttered in a vague voice, and Hun Huan couldn't hear what Jiao Xiaoba said clearly, but he could see Jiao Xiaoba's movements clearly.
Hun Chao burst into laughter, thinking to himself, so the little thing likes me so much, so much that he can't wait to become one with him!
According to the theory of Chaos, the little thing spits into his own pot, just to make his saliva in his body and become a part of his body!
Hun Chao felt very happy. Seeing that the little thing liked him so much, no matter what kind of food he made, he would definitely eat it up!
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