Fat birds are self-improvement

As noon was approaching, seeing that everyone was about to gather in the Palace of Heaven, Shang Xi was quick to gain wisdom and said to Feng Wu, "Feng Wu, let's go to see the Emperor of Heaven alone in advance and ask him for an order."

Feng Wu said: "Isn't that a violation of the regulations?"

"What rules? Hmph, it's just that the Heavenly Emperor selfishly modified it at will." Shang Xi said, "There is absolutely no reason why I, Shang Xi, can't get what I want!"

"Xiao Ma, you are here to watch Ling Ziyue, and I will go with Shang Xi." Although Feng Wu didn't know what Shang Xi was going to do, since Shang Xi said it, he was willing to believe it.

Xiao Ma sighed, the owner will fall on Shang Xi sooner or later-these two are really destined!But as a loyal Xuexiao clan, as long as it is an order from his master, he will do his best to fulfill it.

Respectfully sent off by Xiao Ma, Feng Wu and Shang Xi leaped into the sky hand in hand, and disappeared in an instant.

Master... Can't you use the unrestrained posture of flying through the clouds like other immortals, do you have to use the posture of superman soaring into the sky?Pony ==

After Ling Ziyue took the pills given by Shang Xi, she finally woke up faintly. The pony put him in his temporary field camp, laid a mat for him with soft hay, and then gave birth to a bunch of fire.

Ling Ziyue and Xiao Ma looked at each other in silence.

Finally, Ling Ziyue spoke——

"You...are Feng Wu's bodyguard?"

Pony default.

"Feng Wu... is indeed a very attractive man. In this game of love, I have completely lost." Ling Ziyue said dejectedly, "What I have done to Shang Xi... is not as good as Feng Wu Take a look at him..."

"My master, Monk Xi, is a childhood sweetheart we've known since we were young. The two of them have gone through countless trials of life and death [Hey! You're starting to run the train with your mouth full!] The affection between them is beyond your imagination?" Xiao Ma said coldly. Cold Road.

Ling Ziyue laughed desperately, the smile was extremely desolate, after laughing, he tried his best to raise his pale face and asked Xiao Ma: "Do you think I'm pretty?"

Xiao Ma looked at him: "It looks good."

"Then why don't you hug me?" Ling Ziyue's eyes flickered with madness. Obviously, the fact that he was broken up made him become extreme, and he wanted to make himself degenerate!

As he spoke, he crawled up to the pony's side, hung weakly and bonelessly on the pony's broad shoulders, stroked the pony's face and chest with his fingers, and moaned in a seductive voice, exuding Strange breath.

"Your name is Xiaoma, right? I heard Feng Wu call you like that...you are very handsome...have you ever tasted a man?" Ling Ziyue blew in his ear.

Xiaoma == stood up, making Ling Ziyue slip to the ground.Ling Ziyue was made even more sad by his rejection, and couldn't help laughing again: "Really? Even a guard looks down on me? I'm really the cheapest person in the world!"

"I'm not a bodyguard." Pony said seriously, "Or, I'm not just a bodyguard, I'm not as lowly as you think! I'm the prince of a noble family! The reason why I let Master Fengwu drive me is because We have already established a firm contract that transcends life and death!"

"Hahaha...you stupid man! You love Feng Wu so much, what can Feng Wu give you! You can't even touch his fingers! Sad man! Look at me! I can give you everything! Give You are the most touching enjoyment in the world!" Ling Ziyue finally broke out - he could no longer bear the fact that everyone around him was fascinated by Feng Wu!He wants to snatch all Feng Wu's men over!He is a genius forensic doctor!How could it be possible to lose to these ancients! 【They are all gods...you can't fight against gods...】Ling Ziyue quickly tore off her clothes, revealing a slender snow-white body, naked to the waist, and stretched out her arms towards the pony.

"Don't be stupid, I'm just a horse." The pony lost, to be honest.

"I don't care what you are! I only want you! Now! Give me! Give me everything about you!" Ling Ziyue no longer cared what Xiao Ma said.His eyes were watery, he was panting slightly, and his vermilion mouth was slightly open, as if he was longing for it.

Pony (⊙_⊙)

Then he took off his clothes in front of Ling Ziyue, turned into a tall horse, and showed Ling Ziyue its poisonous fangs: "Come on! Dedicate everything you have to me! My favorite food Raw meat! Quack quack quack quack!"

The beautiful scene suddenly collapsed into a horror scene.

Don't think that only fat owners can turn into scary people!Pony(╰_╯)#

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Shang Xi and Feng Wu flew quickly in the air, and instantly turned into meteors, rushing into the floating palace where the Emperor of Heaven was.

When they landed, they suddenly found that the floating palace was wide open and empty, as if waiting for their arrival, it had already been cleared.

"Feng Wu, Shang Xi, please come in." The voice of the Emperor of Heaven came from the palace.

The two looked at each other, and then walked up the steps, only to see the Heavenly Emperor leaning on the throne in the huge white jade palace, looking at them playfully.

"Emperor of Heaven." Feng Wu took a step forward, cupped her hands and said, "Feng Wu is here to accept the crime."

"Feng Wuqing, what are you guilty of?" The Heavenly Emperor reached out and picked a grape from the golden plate on the jade platform next to him, and put it in his mouth.The grapes are crystal clear, and when you eat them, your mouth will be filled with sweet juice. Just imagine the taste——

(⊙v⊙)

It's delicious... Fat Bird's attention has been attracted.

Shang Xi pinched the fat bird from behind - don't look at the food!I'll give you better food when you go back!

"The minister inadvertently destroyed the edict." Feng Wu then continued.

"Hahahaha!" The Heavenly Emperor laughed out loud.

"Your Majesty, what's so funny?" Feng Wu asked.

"The edict is not in that tower at all, but in my hands." The Heavenly Emperor said with his head propped up.

"Your Majesty, is it interesting to tease your courtiers?" Shang Xi interjected.

"Teasing? This is just a test that I will give to all my lovers." The Emperor of Heaven said, "And this test did not include the two of you from the very beginning."

"Are we directly dispatched? Why are we treated so well?" Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"Why are you different from others, what do you think?" The Emperor of Heaven asked the two of them to guess riddles on purpose.

"You like the special products that the Phoenix and Moon tribes pay tribute to." Fat Niao said.

The Heavenly Emperor pursed his lips.

Good job Shangxi (⊙_⊙)!Fat!Suffocate him!

"Because you already know the secret about the ancient god!" Shang Xi folded his arms.

The Emperor of Heaven smiled: "The Ice God is really quick to speak, that's right, in this era, the ancient gods who died in the past are resurrected one by one, and the whole three worlds will soon become the battlefield of gods, and as the agent of this heaven world, it is necessary for me to let these The entire heaven remains stable—once a battle of the gods occurs, I, as the emperor of heaven, will definitely stand on the side of the real winner. The ancient God of Flame and the ancient God of Ice Moon, the alliance between the two of you is precisely the most favorable alliance for the upcoming battle of the gods. And I hope to reach a contract with the two of you."

"Do you want us to still recognize your position as Emperor of Heaven after we win the battle of the gods?" Shang Xi stepped forward, "We can agree to your terms, but just an edict is like buying us, But it's so cheap!"

"The decree is just a trivial matter," the Emperor of Heaven got up and stepped down from the throne, bowing to the two of them. "I will provide the two greatest support—once the battle begins, you will have the strongest backing!"

"Are you responsible for taking care of food when the war is tight?" Fat Bird asked.

Kakaka——Shang Xi and Tiandi turned their heads to look at him with stiff necks.

The Emperor of Heaven squeezed out a smile: "One more thing, I hope the God of Ice Moon can understand—that's about Feng Wu."

"Feng Wu?" Shang Xi raised his eyebrows, "Heavenly Emperor, although my physical body is the prince of the Moon Clan, I am the ancient god of ice and moon—if I dare to compete with the ice god, I will seek my own death. "

Fat Bird (⊙_⊙) put away your vinegar jar! !

The emperor's smile became more and more stiff—these two opponents are bastards! ! "Of course, as a member of the Celestial Clan, I cannot compete with the Immemorial God, but Feng Wu is not the true Immemorial God."

"What did you say?!" Shang Xi narrowed his eyes, "Are you despising the authority of the ancient god?"

"Feng Wu is not an ancient god at all!" The Emperor of Heaven strengthened his tone, "Because the real Sun God has never been resurrected! It is still moaning in the depths of the Phoenix Clan! It is eager for the opportunity of resurrection!"

"Then what is he? Huh?" Shang Xi pointed at Feng Wu and said, "Could it be that he is just a fat red phoenix?!"

"Hi!!" Feng Wu = mouth = Shang Xi, who is excited, can't choose what to say.

"In other words, Feng Wu is a fire phoenix born with supernatural powers. There are always some odd numbers that are beyond the destiny. Maybe Feng Wu is exactly that odd number." The Emperor of Heaven said, "In any case, Feng Wu's ability is comparable to the real As the new god of fire, he is fully qualified to participate in this battle of the gods! However, once the real ancient sun god awakens, Feng Wu will be challenged by him first—because in this world, only To have an Apollo!"

"I, Shang Xi, said that Feng Wu is the sun god, so there is no way to change it!" Shang Xi sneered, "Even if there are a hundred sun gods, they will all face a dead end!"

"Then, two gods, let's sign the God's Contract!" The Heavenly Emperor stretched out his hand, and a golden God's Contract appeared in the light of his hand.

Feng Wu and Shang Xi respectively signed their names with magic pens.The Emperor of Heaven took a special look at them after they signed, and saw that it said: Shang Yi [Xi],

Fat dick. [Hey, your pseudonym is too unreliable! 】

"Can you be a little sincere?" Tian Di (⊙_⊙)

"I heard that signing this kind of contract is very disadvantageous. If you sign a false name, you can avoid liability." Fat Bird also understands the law.

"Take a good look! Is there any one that is not good for you? As long as you win! It will be a great benefit to welcome you!" The Emperor of Heaven was about to go crazy facing the two bastards—he began to regret himself Formed an alliance with these two bastard gods.