"[Sword Three] You Killed the Extreme Demon King" Author: Tang Huahua
Copywriting
The keyboard is an online game text, with the background of Jian Wang San, and the story mainly takes place in the 80 Dihua era
CP: Ten Thousand Flowers X Hidden Sword God Attacks Local Tyrants Shou
Damn copywriting: A pure PVE mushroom party accidentally killed a 14th-rank PVP party in Heilongmao, and has caused a bad relationship since then...
Content tags: Fantasy Space Huanxi Enemy Misunderstanding Jianghu Enmity
Search keywords: Protagonist: The Wind Gone and the Sunny Sea, Ye Guyu
Supporting roles: Tianzhu Nine Realms, Bai Lu Weixi, Little Pea, Bai Qiuqiu...etc
Others: JX[-], online games, Huazang
1. Master of High Play
Every game has such a kind of players. Their equipment is shiny and golden, their skills are amazing, they post various strategy posts on the forum, they have halos on their heads in the game, and they look like masters, and they look low-key and sullen. The aura of Kaolin Flower.Male players call them Gaowan, while female players call them Dashen.
The Wind Gone and the Sunny Sea is such a player.Professional Wanhua, the team leader of the PVE Five-A Gang, a frequent visitor to the Wanhua version of the official website forum, known as the "big brother" in the valley.The name is artistic enough, the appearance is coquettish enough, and all kinds of halos are dazzling. The only shortcoming is probably-he can't fight.
Whether it is "can't fight" or "don't want to fight", the master once explained this. By the way, he sprayed the PVP plan of Jian Wang III as worthless, and labeled all PVP players as "brush".
So the good friend of the Great God, one of the so-called "brushes" - the gang leader Tianzhu Nine Realms stood up to justify the name of a PVP party like himself, and mocked the handicap of the Great God in PK, and then revealed the incomparable literary art of the Great God Fan's name is actually a homophony of "sea of dead animals and beasts".
Then there is no more then.
The leader of the gang has been the team's substitute for three CDs in a row.
All the girls shouted in unison: God is so cute!The god is arrogant!Then go on worship of worship, star-eyed star-eyed.
The gang leader is full of cows.
In a sense, the leader of the gang is the least authoritative low-level person in the gang.Who made the leader of a PVE gang be a hot-blooded single-celled creature with a disabled hand, bottom DPS, and only loves to screen in the guild channel [xx successfully killed xx]!
The only moment when the gang leader has a sense of presence is when the rotten girl in the gang molested the great god, and appeared as a prop.
Dashen is a boring person, and occasionally has a little bit of literature and art. Although he only pursues the ultimate DPS, the guild notes are the classic sayings of Wanhua Valley: Leaving the scriptures and changing the way is only for one person.So the deputy gang leader Xiuniang "Bai Lu Weixi" secretly commits a crime one night, and on the gang leader's Tiance account, he changes the gang note to: Long Spear Guards Qingyan Jiaohua Alone.By the way, a new guild authority was established and named "Mrs. Guild Master", and then "slipped hand" was placed on the head of the Great God.
Since then, the official CP in the gang has been confirmed.
The gang leader has always had no human rights in front of the deputy gang and the sisters, and the master has never been compelled to sell corruption, so the "wife of the gang leader" has suffered so much for the entire life of the gang leader.
Protagonist No. [-] is here for the time being, our story begins with a black dragon daily.
2. Kill each other
If this story is put on the post bar, there will inevitably be a topic that the masses like to hear and see. Let's call it: the story of 818 our gang commander and his gay friend falling in love and killing each other.
Therefore, comrades who accidentally made the best plans in the previous article, I’m sorry, our real CP is the heavenly series.
The Wind Passing God is a PVE player, and occasionally brushes a black dragon to spend his time attacking and defending on weekends. He managed to save a set of 230 military uniforms, but the battlefield is definitely not enough.In his words: Jiansan's PVP gameplay is scumbag and useless, without any technical content, if it wasn't for 100 gold...
Therefore, the meeting between the Great Master and his friend who has been focusing on PVP for 30 years is really a wonderful... evil fate.
Nie Yuan started from a daily life in the Black Dragon Marsh. As usual, the master of the wind died wearing a copy of Huajian and hid behind the large army to paddle.
Swipe, swipe, row after row of killing white words jump to the near chat channel, the master is very satisfied with the attack attributes of his best dungeon equipment.At the last second of the skill reverse reading bar, a line of blood red characters popped up in the center of the screen: "You killed Ye Guyu, the extreme demon."
At this time, it is not very common to have accounts with a full server of 14 battle ranks, and the wind does not play PVP, so the probability of the black dragon melee just killing a residual blood of 14 ranks is very small.So this bloody pop-up screen is so novel, it's the first time I saw the wind passing away, and then he did a stupid thing, he secretly went over: "What is the extreme demon?"
God Feng Shi felt that he was not ashamed to ask, but in the eyes of Ye Guyu, who was rushing to the street, this nima was absolutely provocative——Wan Hua, who was dressed in shabby copper and iron, dared to mock himself: "Extreme way!" What is a demon?"
The fury of the hidden sword of the 14th battle rank, right-click and add Feng Shi as an enemy.
The system starts to count down——
Ye Guyu has started a vendetta against you.
[Guild] The Wind Gone and the Sunny Sea: I was brutally killed by [Ye Guyu] in Black Dragon Marsh.
The reason why a great master can become a great master is that apart from operating coquettish skills, a calm and composed aura is also essential, and the only ones who can get bloody at every turn can only be bastards like the gang leader.So in his opinion, killing and being killed in the Black Dragon Marsh mission are all normal game content.
As the boss Lengyi Poison God crashed down, the great god lying dead was also full of mission points.
The great god ignored the vendetta, resurrected and returned to the camp, handed in the task, and the god walked people.
Among the four main cities, Chang'an is the favorite place for the Great God, because the layout is simple and it is close to his sect Wanhua Valley.
Just after switching the map, a line of small pink words popped up in the chat bar:
[Ye Guyu] said to you: Where is it?
You said to [Ye Guyu]: Chang'an
[Ye Guyu] Said to you: Is this hiding in the main city? #proud
You said to [Ye Guyu]: The task is done
[Ye Guyu] Said to you: Sabi
The Great God annoyed the player with this kind of tone the most, frowned slightly, and right-clicked to block.
Ye Guyu continued to type: See you in the future and kill once
Ding-dong-
You have been blocked by this player.
Ye Guyu slammed the keyboard angrily.
The master doesn't play PVP, and he forgets about being killed by others the next day, but meat buns are always missed by dogs.
Heilongmao "felt like old friends at first sight", in order to fulfill his great promise, Ye Guyu, the 14th-level hidden sword, embarked on a long journey of tirelessly chasing after the great master to sharpen his sense of existence.
Another daily routine in Black Dragon Marsh.
After Feng Yi finished the task, just after leaving the camp, there was a gust of cool wind blowing from behind: the cloudscape from the peak - the crane returned to Gushan - the wind came to Wushan.
A golden figure was holding an epee on his hips and laughing: Sabi!
[Guild] The Wind Gone and the Sunny Sea: I was brutally killed by [Ye Guyu] in Black Dragon Marsh.
[Association] Xiaopea: Big Brother, let’s go~ #喜恋笑她
big fight!Hall of Heroes' Annihilation!Feng Zi opens the world channel to find the team.
[World] Dongdu Seventh Wolf: Come casually every day, have T and milk, 3=2.
[Wind Gone Sunny Sea] Apply to join the team.
Captain [Ye Guyu] rejected your application.
Ye Guyu?Feng Shi was deeply powerless to this coincidence, and his head was full of black lines, and then the familiar cool wind blew from behind.
Yunfei Jade Emperor——Sunset Lei Feng——
After all, the master is a master. Although he doesn't play PVP, he still has some hand speed. He presses a skill with his bloody skin - Taiyin finger.
The black-clothed brother Hua quickly stepped back 20 feet to create a distance.
Ye Guyu chased after him: Jade rainbow piercing the sun—drunk moon—surging waves—
Papa papa, the great god is still on the ground.
Ye Guyu flicked her big ponytail: Water ratio!
[Guild] The Wind Gone and the Sunny Sea: I was brutally killed by [Ye Guyu] in Rongtian Ridge.
[Association] Bai Lu Weixi: @天狐九界
On Monday's new CD, there are 25 people in the Dihua team of the gang, and the director Feng Shi stopped the Huage number at the door to form a team.
Just cut to the trumpet to make a set of medicine, a girl from the gang YY exclaimed: God, you were killed!
Feng Shi numbly switched back to the tuba, and it was indeed Ye Guyu again.
Surrounded by Brother Hua's corpse, gang members who don't know the truth, Tianzhu Nine Realms drove a camp and rode a horse: Broken Soul - Breaking Strong - Plum Blossom Spear -
The murderer Ye Guyu lay under the horse's hoof for 2 seconds, and took the time to type out two words: Two to one!
Then he got up in a very chic way with half blood on his face, screaming at the sun—Yuquan Yuyue—waving his sleeves to look like a cloud in the western sky.
Feng Shi looked at the thousand-gold horse of the main city under the crotch of Tianzhu Nine Realms, with a very melancholy expression.
In view of the recent news that the great god was killed has become popular on the gang channel, Ye Guyu's name is like a spring breeze blowing across the south bank of the river, blowing out the gossip with vitality.
[Guild] Do not enter reincarnation: This Ye Guyu has appeared a little more frequently recently.
[Guild] Bai Lu Weixi: Guild Master, what do you think?
[Guild] Tianzhu Nine Realms: ...
[Guild] Little Pea: Guild Master, why are you leveling up for battle?
[Guild] Hongyan Yu Fei: What is the purpose of going to the battlefield?
[Guild] Mo Qianqian: What is the purpose of practicing so hard?
[Guild] Bai Lu Weixi: For love!
[Guild] Little Pea: To protect what you love!
[Guild] Tianzhu Nine Realms: ...
As soon as the great monk did not enter reincarnation, the topic was misled by the corrupt girls in the gang, and the Han papers were accustomed to letting them play.Amidst the voices encouraging the gang leader to avenge the "wife of the gang leader", a certain pure yang who had a lot of friends in the server interjected.
[Guild] Show mercy: That hidden sword looks like someone from King's Landing...
[Guild] Do not enter reincarnation: So, the leader should take care...
[Guild] Mo Qianqian: Guild leader take care +1
[Guild] Returning to the carbine: I suddenly feel that it is very kind of Naye to come alone every time instead of dragging his family.
[Guild] Little Peas: silently row
[Guild] Tianzhu Nine Realms: With Feng Shui's crispy body, do you need to drag your family with you?
[Guild] The wind is gone and the sea is sunny: Tianzhu, you continue to substitute for today's raid
[Guild] Tianzhu Nine Realms: ...
3. The enemy advances and we retreat
What is "King's Landing"?The server's largest PVP guild, the camp Evilman's Valley, has many guilds, besides the main guild, there are also sub-guilds.The biggest advantage is unity, and the biggest disadvantage is protecting one's weaknesses.Treating the hostile faction is as cold as winter, and treating other small gangs of your own faction may not be as warm as spring.
What is the "Mafia"?A certain PVE top five guild in this server, the camp Haoqi League, followed the route of an elite small gang with relatives and friends. Under the tide of the major PVE gangs recruiting disciples, the first group, the second group, the third group and the fourth group continued to divide and reproduce, there was still only one group.I don't know the advantages, but the disadvantage is to help the public expose their shortcomings to each other and gloat.
Regardless of the nature of the gang or the number of gang members, there is only one result of the confrontation between the two gangs - the complete defeat of the "Mafia".
Who is Ye Guyu?Two words to sum it up - local tyrants.
As the saying goes: PVP ruins a life, PVP is poor for three generations.In the era when the Famous Sword Conference hadn't been seen yet, PVP players basically had no source of income.But look at Ye Guyu, a 255 suit is full of refinement and inlays, and both weapons are equipped with top-grade six-level multicolored stones.It is also said that his account was bought directly, his name was changed at a cost of money, and he was recruited by a battle rank agent. Such a person with a lot of money, even if he is not a high-level guild, is bound to be very "popular".
It's really sad for the Great God to get into trouble with such a No. [-] person.
However, although the "Mafia" is not large in scale, it is not an unknown gang after all. The "diplomatic ambassador" in the gang mercilessly informed the senior management of "King's Landing" through the network of connections.
The executive said bluntly: Ye Guyu, he never buys anyone's face.I can only guarantee that his personal behavior will not rise to the gang level.
Lianqing relayed the meaning of "King's Landing" in the gang, and everyone expressed their deep condolences and sympathy to the Great God.
From then on, Ye Guyu had a stern image in the minds of the mafia gang members who went his own way and stood proud of the world—this is a later story.
But as a great god, how could Feng Shi be defeated so easily.In fact, he only had a little trouble for a week before he figured out the great strategic thinking of the enemy advancing and us retreating.Dashen began to get used to automatically changing into the camp outfit as soon as he went to the field—even if it was just a set of whiteboard 230.When the group book is not down, the town faction will be washed into a life-saving style-the star building with 24 seconds CD, and the spring mud with 60% damage reduction.Once the master becomes serious, his reaction and hand speed are needless to say.
In the first encounter, the great master drove the damage reduction and ran away with the bloody skin on his face.
In the second encounter, the great god learned to understand and avoid control, was beaten to half blood and ran away.
In the third encounter, the great master ran with full blood and easily, and in turn caused Ye Guyu to freeze and slow down a few times.
Tianzhu was dumbfounded, and YY in the gang was startled: I really can't see that you have some PVP talent!
The Great God didn't bother to pay attention to him.
Tianzhu leaned over again and asked, "Why don't you play PVP with your brother, just being able to run is good for farts, so you have to beat that guy to the ground!"
The Great God said lightly: No need.
Tianzhu thought for a while about the great god's painful whiteboard camp outfit, and said in a tone that I understand you: Yes, what's the use of good consciousness, equipment is flawed.
The great master looked at the top-quality dungeon equipment on Tianzhu, and thought of his scumbag DPS, nodded and said: What's the use of good equipment, IQ is also flawed.
Tianzhu:?
There was gloating laughter and the sound of hammering keyboards in the gang YY.
4. Disputes
The master has been a little troubled recently-the two main players in the gang, Qixiu, have AFK.
One is disheartened because of her dead love, and the other wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination and retreat to struggle.
The plan of the great pioneer hero Assassin was forced to shelve.
"Let's recruit people." The Great God said.
Therefore, the "Mafia", which has always been recruiting relatives and friends, swept the world for the first time, and finally attracted a milk show of 4 Southern Emperors - judging from the progress of the dungeon in the whole server at that time, the equipment of this seven show is very good.
I took a copy with me, and the visual operation was also qualified.
So the master took his younger sister to close the YY small room once, and explained the operation points to open up wasteland, and then things went wrong—the younger sister got entangled with the great god!
Dashen's voice is well-recognized by the sisters in the gang, deep and mellow, except for the occasional harshness when conducting, he is usually calm and gentle.
Commanding, sharp, gentle, No. 8 face flower brother, and most importantly - single!There is no reason for this!
This girl's way of stalking people is not the one that everyone knows, it's a way of chatting with each other in secret, acting coquettishly and cute.
The Great God has only known her for two days, and she has been secreted countless times.The topics are basically as follows -
"The wind is gone, the wind is gone, Xiuxiu is called a princess again in the forum, it's too much!"
--oh, I see.
"The wind is passing, the wind is passing, I want to practice the five poison trumpet, do you like Yujie or Lolita?"
--It's not my business.
"The wind is gone, the wind is gone, I've sucked a lot of pure T today, come and praise me~"
——I really don’t know you well.
All the masters replied politely with the word "hehe". Fortunately, nothing happened today, so they decisively went offline early.
On the third day, as soon as Dashen went online, the small pink characters on Naixiu's paper came again: QAQ, wind passed away, 9999999...
God replied:?
The sister cried: I forgot to close the faction, and I was guarded by the corpse at the gate of the daily life. What kind of skill is it to bully the dungeon and pretend to be a nanny!How can someone who has no enmity or resentment do this!Too much!
The Great God wondered what you could do with ten thousand flowers if you were guarded by the corpse, and besides, I don't know how to PK, but this is a gangster after all, and it's hard to refuse on the surface, so the Great God had no choice but to reply: I'll go and have a look.
Feng Sui traveled thousands of miles and flew to the door of the Fawang Cave, just in time to see Ye Guyu beheading a pure yang with his sword.
Chunyang scolded angrily: "Fuck, why did you kill me?"Is this the quality of the people in King's Landing?
Ye Guyu: He has more quality than you.
Chun Yang continued to scold: Lao Zhi is a villain, what's wrong with killing a mouse?What the hell do you mean by killing yourself?
Ye Guyu: Anyway, it's more interesting than you killing women.
Another corpse on the ground interjected with a pitiful expression: That's right, are you embarrassed to bully the dungeon and pretend to be a nanny?Killing once is not enough to keep my corpse...
Feng Shi took a closer look, that pitiful corpse was the newly recruited Qixiu girl.So the cause and effect became clear at once, and it seemed that Ye Guyu had "done a righteous cause", and the great god was so happy that there was less of a thing, Youzai Youzai hid aside and watched the gossip.
Chunyang continued to scold, nothing more than saying that he had justified and justified the killing.Ye Guyu is sick to kill people, he has no sense of honor in the camp, does not distinguish between enemy and friend, he is simply the scum of King's Landing, the scum of the Valley of the Wicked, sorry for the country and society.
Ye Guyu didn't have the patience to listen to him finish: I killed you because I wanted to kill you, understand?
Add another sentence at the end: Sabi!Then turned around and entered the copy.
The Great God smiled.I don't know why, after hearing him say "Sabi" so many times, I actually think it's cute this time.
On the day the Fawang Cave incident happened, Ye Guyu was hung on the wall.
The master happened to see this post when he was looking for a guide on the third post bar of Jianwang——
The person who posted the post was Chun Yang who was killed, and his name was "Sword Head Dripping Blood".The main post distorted things to the utmost, and never mentioned that he was a copy milk who had no resistance, pretending to be innocent and wronged.Claiming that he just killed a hostile player who was in faction mode, he inexplicably provoked a vendetta from Ye Guyu, a player from the same faction.And Ye Guyu actually appeared on the 10th floor in his real body, leaving two words: Sabi.
One is justified and the other is vicious.Undoubtedly, the following replies were one-sided:
"LZ, you are right to kill people. Since you are in the camp, you must be prepared to be killed."
"Oh, it's really insightful to kill people indiscriminately just because you belong to a big gang!"
"King's Landing has always been domineering, what can I say ╮(╯_╰)╭"
"What a disgrace to the Great Evilman Valley!"
In fact, in the eyes of the great god, whether it is "Blood from the Sword Head" or "Ye Guyu", they are both typical mentally immature secondary diseases. They think that they are the laws of the world. The only difference is that the recognized laws are the camps in the game. , a recognized rule is one's own heroism complex.But if you have to choose, the lower limit of "Blood from the Sword Head" is better.
The master is naturally not interested in posting for anyone, but by accident, he clicked on Ye Guyu's post bar ID.
Ye Guyu's historical reply records are spread out on the screen of the Great God one by one——
Post: The PVP party members of the Big Yellow Chicken Villa are all talking about which of the three nurses is the smallest, strongest and hardest to kill!
Ye Guyu replied: Wanhua!
After a while, I came back: Ah no, he is not a nanny, he is an exporter!But I think it's pretty hard to kill.
The great god was a little bit swayed.
Post: Let's upload screenshots of pushing down friends!
Ye Guyu replied: The enemy is ashamed, I will take off his clothes!
The attached picture is exactly a time when the great god was cut under the epee.
Great God thinks this is a little bit of an eyesore.
Post: Feng Lai Wushan is too against the sky, strongly demand planning and harmony! ! ! !
Ye Guyu replied: The big windmill creaked, squeaked, squeaked and spun around ~ The landlord who turned to death is a string after another ~
……
After flipping through ten pages of reply records, the master made a conclusion for Ye Guyu: Erbai teenagers are much happier.
Ye Guyu's aloof and proud image that was once made up by everyone in the mafia has collapsed in front of the great god at this moment...
5. Lolo Fairy
Although the mafia has recruited the new seven-star "Lolo Fairy", the matter of pioneering hero Assassin has been postponed. After all, the consumption of 25 Biludans each time is not a small amount.
The main activity of the guild recently is the 25-person Dihua Jintuan leading the boss, and the wind passed away further squeezed the team's DPS, increasing the number of bosses from 3 to 5.
Now the dungeon progress of the whole server is ordinary Dihua all-pass, hero Dihua Ka Assassin, and some wild groups can’t even pass Assassin with ordinary Dihua, so rich local players tend to choose PVE big Help Bao Tuan lie down and get equipment.As a powerful Five-A gang, the Mafia is undoubtedly a good place for a group to lie dead.
The gang leader Tianzhu has always been a soy sauce-like existence in the management of the guild. The master is only in charge of commanding the dungeon, and the deputy gang leader Bai Lu Weixi has always been in charge of logistical matters such as banquets, recruiting bosses and collecting deposits.
[Guild] Bai Lu Weixi: There are still two vacancies for next week's boss, everyone, try to recruit people by advertising, don't miss the 5% commission!
[Guild] Luoluo Xiaoxian: Sister Lulu, I want to ask how much is the commission?
[帮会]白露未晞:3000J。6W包团,出武器再加2W,提成是6W的5%。
[Guild] Luoluo Xiaoxian: Okay, I’ll ask my friend if he wants a bag, right away~O(∩_∩)O~
Less than 5 minutes later, Luoluo Xiaoxian wrote back.
[Guild] Luoluo Xiaoxian: Sister Lulu, my friend said that I want to book two positions, Tibetan Sword and Chunyang.
[Guild] Bai Lu Weixi: This... the three schools of Chunyang, Wudu, and Qixiu are all determined next week... Can you ask Kanzangjian if you want to come?
[Guild] Luoluo Xiaoxian: Hmm... He said that Tiance is also fine
[Guild] Bai Lu Weixi: OK, you tell him to pay two deposits, a total of 1W.Next Monday at 8pm.
[Guild] Luoluo Xiaoxian: Okay~O(∩_∩)O~
[Guild] Bai Lu Weixi: The name of the boss?
[Guild] Lolo Fairy: Ye Guyu
[Guild] Bai Lu Weixi: ...
[Guild] Little Pea: ...
[Guild] Tianzhu Nine Realms: ...
[Guild] Do not enter reincarnation: ...
[Guild] Luoluo Xiaoxian: What's wrong?
[Guild] Bai Lu Weixi: No... What about the policy that day?
[Guild] Luoluo Xiaoxian: He is in Tiance 2.
[Association] Bai Lu Weixi: Could it be that he was the one who wanted to fix Chunyang just now, right? OJZ...
[Guild] Luoluo Xiaoxian: That’s right~ he Bao Chunyang is in fashion~
[Guild] Bai Lu Weixi: ...
[Guild] Little Pea: ...
[Guild] Tianzhu Nine Realms: ...
[Guild] Do not enter reincarnation: ...
It was inconvenient to say it in front of Luoluo Xiaoxian, so Bai Lu went to the relatives and friends YY group opened by the elder to complain.
Bai Lu Weixi: Nima is simply a local tyrant...you can't look directly...
Little Pea: By the way, Bai Lu, are you really planning to take this order?
Tianzhu Nine Realms: Isn't Ye Guyu the Sabi who killed the wind?Pack his mother's group!
Hongyan Yufei: Master, you are too clueless!Spending the enemy's money to enrich one's own pocket is nothing more than happiness!
Tianzhu Nine Realms: Seems to make sense... What do you say about the passing of the wind?
The Wind Gone and the Sunny Sea: What did you say?
Tianzhu Nine Realms: Ye Guyu!Shall we take him with us?
The Wind Gone and the Sunny Sea: It's fine for Bai Lu to decide, I just direct.
Hongyan Yu Fei: Take it!Never get in trouble with silver!
Little Pea: By the way, don’t you need to pay a deposit for package tours...and...you understand!
Hongyan Yu Fei: Then Ye Guyu found out that the conductor was a great master, so he left the group on the spot... Hahaha!
Bai Lu Weixi: The deposit is non-refundable!Oh yeah!
The three women hit it off right away, and all the other male creatures in the gang shut up silently—we common people will never argue with the empress dowagers.
That night, the 1W deposit came into Bai Lu's hands, and Bai Lu immediately distributed 6000 to Luoluo Xiaoxian.Luoluo Xiaoxian proudly said: "I asked my friend to continue to organize a group next week, and he still wants to get Chunyang."
Bai Lu thought to herself that next week, my old lady, I will share half of you with the trip to Chengdu, but she asked: "Although your friend has reserved two career positions, he only opened one account after all, so he doesn't mind if we hire another boss? "
Without even thinking about it, Luoluo Xiaoxian patted her chest and promised: "Of course not. My friend doesn't care about money at all." Then she began to brag about how her "friend" spends money like dirt, is so arrogant, and doesn't care about spending thousands of dollars. with a wink.
Bai Lu smiled and said, "That's good, that's good", but in his heart he complained, "Your friend is not you, show off your sister!"
For this newly recruited Qixiu, Bai Lu always felt that she was at odds with her aura, and she couldn't explain why, but she just couldn't get close, and felt that she had a taste of the best.Bailu didn't know about Luoluo Xiaoxian hooking up with the great god in private, so sometimes she has to say that women's feelings are very accurate.
Based on the level of equipment this Qixiu had when he joined the gang, it is absolutely impossible to be a wild show. Let alone the progress of the dungeon of the wild group, the price of Qixiu's outrageously expensive equipment alone does not seem like this guy even raised 3000J. The coveted Luoluo Xiaoxian in Chengdu can afford it.
This Little Fairy Luoluo is indeed not a simple master. She violated the taboo of the leader's wife because she secretly collude with the leader, and was kicked out of the gang in the end.Later, I saw recruitment advertisements in the world and joined the mafia, and I also focused on the leader who has no wife. Her attitude was not warm.At this time, Ye Guyu appeared, the real tall, rich, handsome, and stupid, and saved himself from being guarded by the bad guys!What a small beginning!Luoluo Xiaoxian felt that her whole life was alive, and she would feel sorry for herself if she didn't hook up again!What's more, she has an extremely legitimate reason for hooking up - "Brother Cangjian, thank you for saving me just now~"
Luoluo Xiaoxian started her one-day N secret language coquettish and cute tactics again, although this trick could not be solved, but Ye Guyu just followed it.So in less than a week, the two became sticky brothers and sisters.
6. Dihua Sightseeing Group
The women of the mafia are tough, and the women of the mafia are weird.Those who play Qixiu, Five Poisons and Thousand Flowers just don’t want milk to play DPS——Little Pea Wannian Huajian throws all equipment away from NPCs. It is also full of poison classics of rare species.However, today, they are all melancholy.
On Monday, the mafia gold group, the mistress Yaoxiu "Ruan Meizhi" temporarily asked for leave.
Recently, there was a lack of Qixiu in the gang, and this situation is even worse.Bailu had no choice but to cut Yunshang, plus Luoluo Xiaoxian and another milk show "Wudi Willow" in the gang were only three people, not to mention that when the boss Wei Qiwu Bailu had to cut back to Bingxin to disperse.The most terrible thing is that except for the nurse Ruan Meizhi, the other nurses are not very good at Mrs. Tiao, so the chances of getting entangled will be very high...
what to do? !Everyone turned their eyes to the Great God——
"Great God, you must have no problem jumping madam!"
"Master, Mrs. Murong relies on you to cut milk!"
"Great God! QAQ..."
The master said calmly in YY: I will take Ruan Meizhi's account.
Everyone: Eh...?
Nearly eight o'clock, everyone entered the group one after another and waited for orders at YY.
Bai Lu said: Actually, I am very curious about a certain boss, I have only heard his name but never seen him before.
Xiao Wandou answered: A certain boss is very cold and arrogant, probably he is the kind who just lays down silently and only picks up equipment...
Hongyan Yufei: But it's a pity that the master changed his name, and I still want to see the bloody plot of the enemy meeting...finger...
The three women were discussing, and a system dialog box popped up on the screen.
[Ye Guyu] Apply to join your team.
The wind passed away and clicked [Accept].
There was an instant silence in YY.
[Team] Ye Guyu: YY?
[Team] Ruan Meizhi: 41941978
Everyone tacitly focused on holding their breath, just waiting for the legendary rich boss Ye Guyu to speak.
As a result, a female voice pinched her throat: Brother Ye!you are here~
Bai Lu used her toes to figure out that this was Little Fairy Luoluo, so she whispered to Xiao Wandou: Fuck, this guy is definitely a voice changer to sell cute...
"Are you Xiaoxian?" A clear boyish voice answered, Bai Lu hurriedly switched to the YY channel, stared at the lit microphone three or four times before she had to be sure that this was the legendary "no one's face is bought" "The incomparably cold and arrogant local tyrant Ye Guyu.
"Ye...Brother...Brother..." Luoluo Xiaoxian's tone was a little bit hesitant and a little bit awkward. It was obvious that no matter how much she squeezed her throat and pretended to be tender, she didn't look like the person who should call him brother.
Bai Lu pounded the table and laughed wildly.
Little pea typed in the friend channel: short oil, fresh and juicy Sao Nian~
This fresh and tender young man was extremely active, entered the instance within 3 minutes and ran all the way to Boss Peony.
"Who is the money for?" Ye Guyu asked in YY.While asking, he clicked on the "Ruan Meizhi" transaction with the head icon on it.
The master rejected Ye Guyu's trade request, and said in YY: "Don't give it to me, give it to the Qixiu Bailu Weixi of the small team."
"You, leader! Yes! Demon! Show!" Ye Guyu's tone was as if he had discovered the New World, and his tone was so joyful that he almost danced, "Oh, I'm going, you're still called Ruanmeizhi... Sabi's ID ……a ha ha ha……"
[Friend] Little Pea: Collapse...don't tell me that this stupid hidden sword is Ye Guyu...
[Friend] Hongyan Yu Fei: The promised Leng Ao Gong!
[Friend] Bai Lu Weixi: I don't believe in love anymore...
The stupid former Lengaogong and current second-force teenagers didn't think it was enough, so they changed their equipment after a while, and proudly showed off in YY: "Leader, leader, I don't lie dead, you see I have PVE equipment!"
The master gave a faint "hmm", and didn't have the heart to tell him that there were only four Qixiu in the regiment, and the boss team must be released.
Some people opened up Ye Guyu's so-called PVE equipment, and when they saw it, they almost poked their eyes: six pieces of Shufeng, Taiyi epee, full of refining and full of inlays, and a full set of enchantments.
[Friend] Bai Lu Weixi: There is a kind of rush that doesn't know how to complain...
[Friend] Little Pea: Should we praise his attitude...
[Friend] Hongyan Yu Fei: I'm so bored... 211's [Tai Yi Epee]...
At eight o'clock, all the staff arrived, and Bai Lu held a banquet.The wage earners pushed each other's blood blue, ate their snacks, and stood in front of Sister Mudan, gearing up.
The Great God said: "After the meeting, the monster master T will pull the BOSS out, use the debuff melee to swallow the sun and the moon, and the long-range sharp needle. Qixiu just turns around the whole time. Peony doesn't need you to play sharp single-add. The boss is free. Okay, the team will definitely click it. , get ready, open—”
The master T threw a dart in the direction of the monster, and before Sister Mudan took two steps, she saw the heroic boss Ye Guyu hit the center of the pool with a crane, and then—there was no more.
The main T was disturbed by Ye Guyu before the hatred was established. The other DPS and milk had habitually started their moves and had no time to brake. The boss killed Ye Guyu with one move, and then rushed out of the pool.
After the chaos, the group was destroyed.
The master calmly commanded the five poisonous phoenix Gu to pull people up, without a trace of turmoil in his tone: "Sorry, I just blamed it on me. I said the boss is free, but I didn't expect it to be so casual."
Ye Guyu: "..."
7. Dihua Sightseeing Group
Boss Ye was very dissatisfied, because the conductor didn't let anyone pull him, which directly caused him to lie over Peony in the middle of the pool.
On the way to Orochi, Boss Ye turned on the microphone again: Captain, I don’t want to lie dead!
The head of the group turned a deaf ear to it, and continued to make arrangements after standing still in front of the No. [-] boss: Bai Lu cut Bing Xin.Wudu and Naihua are optimistic about the T team, and the three Naixiu will play a single order when they are free.
This is actually a very reasonable arrangement.Except for Peony who needs to keep turning left and right, the third boss show is enough for the other bosses, but the fourth show is just safer.
The main T opened the monsters, and Feng Shui focused on directing the large troops to move on both sides, and occasionally single-clicked on the T team who lost blood quickly.This time Ye Guyu obeyed the command by accident, under the five poisonous Bi Die and Drunk Dance, she managed to get a few mouthfuls of blood and didn't even stand up.But after all, this is not a long-term solution. Boss Ye Yun Qisong, Quan Ningyue, Tiger Downhill, and Miaoshou rejuvenation skills are all fully activated. When Fuyao and Xiaoqinggong are all used up, they finally couldn't help shouting on YY: "Brother Yao! Grandma!" Take a bite, Brother Yao!"
Feng Zi didn't move, but Luo Luo Xiaoxian flicked a wind sleeve over, and Ye Guyu instantly jumped up and down with blood.
When it came to the little snake stage, Ye Guyu was so excited that he drove a big windmill, and the crowd laughed and hated it well, and the blood collapsed like a big aunt.Luoluo Xiaoxian gritted her teeth and lashed out at him with "Linglong Konghou". Finally, she turned her head and saw that the four crispy DPS in her team were all sacrificed.
The great god said: "Yangliu fights back to be merciful, Xiaoxian fights back to Pea, I pull Bailu, Bailu gets up and pulls Hongyan."
The other three people were resurrected on the spot one after another, and Xiao Wandou Jiujiu
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