Seduce a man by pretending to fall

Although Gao Junsheng very much disagreed with Yu Tongchen's going to see his parents, but he always said one thing and did another. Young Master Yu, who likes to be obedient and obedient, secretly called Xia Zhou and asked about his home address and transportation route, and then took him with him. Escaped with the buns!

steamed stuffed bun? !That's right, you read that right, it's buns!

Young Master Yu pulled out a gap in the bulging travel bag, and a pair of eyes of different colors appeared in it, one was bright golden yellow, the other was crystal clear blue, very beautiful.

Su Di, this steamed stuffed bun is the legendary bitch cat General Bolton. ~~~Dangdangdangdang~~

"Good boy, I'll take you to see grandpa and grandma, touch~~~ Don't make trouble!" Young Master Yu stroked General Bolton's cat's head in a good mood.

The general is used to being often carried around in his travel bag, nestling in it very peacefully without making a sound, resting his mind quietly.Seeing that he was so obedient, Young Master Yu was even more delighted.He secretly used Gao Junsheng's words, it seems that Gao's mother is very fond of small animals, especially cats, so he came up with General Bolton's idea.

Little kitty, I never thought you would be useful. If you help me this time, I will treat you better in the future.

Young Master Yu, who is used to sitting in limousines, is still not used to the bus, especially when he was excited in the middle of the night and his mental state was not good. stand up.

"Fucking... I'm going to die..." Young Master Yu found a clean place with his nose and tears, spread a newspaper on the floor, and sat down miserably.Thinking about changing the car again, he felt that he might as well die.

Just at this moment, the phone rang.Young Master Yu took it out and looked, his face turned greener, it was Gao Junsheng's call.

To answer or not to answer... While he was still thinking about this question, the ringtone of the phone had timed out, because Gao Junsheng's exclusive ringtone was set, and General Bolton got his head out of the travel bag reflexively , because usually when the bell rings, it can hear Gao Junsheng's voice.

"Hey, handsome guy, do you sell this cat?" A girl and a boy walked up to Young Master Yu. The girl looked at the fluffy and cute General Bolton with longing and envy, and wanted to reach out and touch him.

And the current image of Young Master Yu is similar to that of a homeless man who lost his wallet and begged for help on the side of the road. The girl thought he was selling cats to make money.

"Huh?" Selling your sister, the treasure of the town house of Laozi is something that vulgar fans like you can afford. You don't even look at how expensive this cat is. In the eyes of the bastard Gao Junsheng, I don't even care about it. No finger can compare.

"Sell it or not?" The girl pouted, bent down and stretched out her hand to tease the general.

"Hey, don't touch it!" Paralyzing it will catch people, labor and management don't want to compensate you for your medical expenses... Sure enough, the girl got a claw on the back of her hand...

"Ah, ah, it hurts so much!" The girl was so disfigured in pain that she kept screaming loudly, tears streaming down her face.Seeing that the girl was scratched with bloodstains, the boy kicked the general in anger, "Smelly bastard!"

Young Master Yu is like a soft-footed shrimp at the moment, unable to take care of himself, how can he control General Bolton, after hearing the general's screams, his face turned pale with fright, damn it! ! !You kicked a bitch! ! !Paralyzed by labor and management, they dare not move a hair on it, yet you dare to kick it! !Young master Yu got angry, got up from the ground and started a fight with the young man.So the three of them and one cat were completely caught in a melee...

When Gao Junsheng was still in class, the phone rang unexpectedly, and he sneaked out from behind. The person on the other end of the phone reported himself as his family, which almost didn't scare him.

"Hello, hello, we are the XXX Public Security Bureau, your friend Yu Tongchen balabala, and then you come over." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone with a blunt "snap".

"..." Gao Junsheng listened to the busy tone with black lines all over his head, as if the name of this Public Security Bureau was very familiar...Fuck!Last night, he should have been fucked to death on the bed. A dead goblin will really find trouble!Gao Junsheng hurriedly asked for leave, and then took the bus home. If he didn't hurry up, he would probably spend the night at the Public Security Bureau tonight.

When Gao Junsheng found the County Public Security Bureau, he saw Young Master Yu squatting together with another pair of strange men and women, his whole body was dirty, his face was torn, and he was holding General Bolton in his arms, with a look of He stared angrily at the man and woman next to him.

"Eh? Gao Junsheng, it's you... This is your friend." The police comrades from the Public Security Bureau greeted Gao Junsheng very warmly.Gao Junsheng quickly handed over the cigarettes he had just bought in his pocket: "Hello, Police Officer Zhang, I'm really causing you trouble, come and smoke one."

Fuck, kiss me with another man in front of me, your son is still in my arms, bastard! ! !

Gao Junsheng felt dumbfounded when he saw the young master looking at him pitifully, especially when he held General Bolton in his arms and begged for help.

Police officer Zhang found Gao Junsheng's cigarettes very useful, and said to him in a low voice: "Since I'm your friend, I'll show you face and take him away. This kid is really frustrated in fighting. It's better to hold him in his arms." What about that cat, haha..."

"..." Gao Junsheng really saw that the couple's faces were bright, and the general's combat effectiveness was really great: "Thank you, Officer Zhang, and I will treat you to dinner later."

"Eating is free. Whenever you ask your father to tell me a fortune teller, you can treat me to dinner ten times. Okay, please take it away. I still have a lot of things to do here..." Officer Zhang As he spoke, he took out a book and asked him to sign it.

After leaving the police station, Young Master Yu bowed his head and followed Gao Junsheng like a kid, and quickly cleared up his mistake: "It's not my fault, they came here to snatch the general first."

Gao Junsheng stopped in his tracks, and Young Master Yu's nose hit him directly on the back, tearing his eyes from the pain again: "It's not my fault... woo... It's not my fault..."

"Could it be my fault?!" Gao Junsheng was really speechless, you are playing thief and shouting catch thief, right?I ran on the road without saying hello. It's fine if you run alone, and you have to drag General Bolton with you. It's really enough!

"The general is amazing! Let me tell you, they want to buy a cat. The woman refused to listen to my advice and went to touch the general. When she was scratched, the man came and kicked the general. Then the general put them both together. His face has been scratched into a big tabby cat, hahahaha..." Young master, I am the best at changing the subject, so let's focus on the general! !

"Laugh, keep laughing... I think you are capable!" Gao Junsheng pulled the general from his arms: "Look at your current appearance, you are worse than a cat."

"Nonsense, my handsomeness is unparalleled in the world!" Young Master Yu sneered, he was quite confident in his appearance.

Gao Junsheng pulled him beside a car, pointed to the mirror and said to him, "Look for yourself!"

"..." Paralyzed, this is not true, it must be that the way I look at the mirror is wrong, it must be wrong... Hurry up and pack up, I will see my father-in-law and mother-in-law soon! !

"Let's go, you won't be able to see a flower even if you take photos all the time, and if you don't take the last train, you won't be able to catch up." Gao Junsheng pulled Young Master Yu who was still looking in the mirror to clean up his image, and walked towards the station.

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After getting out of the car, Young Master Yu was no longer in human form, even walking was dragged by Gao Junsheng, he thought that this time he was going to die, if his future father-in-law and mother-in-law saw this appearance...he really didn't want to live.

"Don't you really want to come? Are you scared now?" Gao Junsheng angrily dragged him to the door of the house, and the rhubarb at the door barked wildly.

"..." Hey, can you not be afraid?What if he is kicked out, Bitch Xia is lucky, someone will accompany him.Gao Junsheng, you little bastard, it's fine if you don't bring me along, and you're still yelling and pushing, you don't look like a man at all!Labor and management are so dizzy, you don't comfort me, and you keep training me.

Gao Junsheng dragged him into the door with his front feet, and saw someone just walking out of the yard with his back feet.

"Ahhh, it's finally here. It's killing me. Let me go in and have a seat..." Young Master Yu took a few deep breaths, and was about to lift his head when he saw a white dress walking over, motion sick The terrified Young Master Yu directly regarded the long hem as a skirt, and was so frightened that his breath got stuck in his throat, almost suffocating him to death.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly Very incompatible: "Mom, it's great to meet you. I heard from Gao Junsheng that you like cats the most. I specially bought a Persian cat to visit you. This cat's name is General Bolton. It's very domineering... ...Hehehe...uh!!!"

Father Gao took over the strong General Bolton, and said calmly, "Your wife is really stupid... I really worry about his IQ..."

Young master Yu is really wanting to cry, but it's so foolish to see my father-in-law as a mother-in-law... Old man, what Chinese tunic suit do you wear in winter, aren't you cold?I was so flustered looking at it, sure enough, none of your Gao family are good people, woo woo woo... You must have been plotting to bully me for a long time!Also, I am a husband, not a daughter-in-law!

"It's pretty stupid." Gao Junsheng felt reassured that his older brother was leading the charge. Although there would be no major problems, he didn't dare to talk to his father as usual.

"But it's not bad, it looks like a prosperous husband." After Gao's father finished speaking, he walked outside the door, and his voice came from a distance: "I'm going out to make soy sauce..."

Gao Junsheng glanced at Young Master Yu's face several times, but he really didn't find any sign of Wangfu.

look look look! ! !look at your sister!Wang your sister's husband!