Bad intentions of online games

[Gang] [Fei Xiaofeng]: By the way, Xiaobai, does your apprentice have a gang? Didn't you bring him here to play?

[Gang] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: It seems not, let me ask

Chang Xiao traded a few double-experience meatballs in the bag to the young apprentice, and then asked the other party if there was a gang, and whether he would like to join them.The other party readily agreed.

[Gang] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: Applause, my apprentice is here

【Gang】【Fei Xiaofeng】: Sprinkle Flowers

[Gang] [Flowing water does not rot]: Gender, age, three-dimensional sexual orientation photos, all handed over

[Gang] [Quiet]: (laughing emoji)

[Gang] [Ji Xuan]: Hello, apprentice, I am your elder brother and your master's husband

[Gang] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: = dish = scumbag army master is so straightforward

[Gang] [Sacrificing Your Life and Tun Buddha]: Picking your nose, this is announcing the issue of sovereignty

【Gang】【Jiang Xuebaitou】: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan

[Gang] [Quiet]: (laughing emoji)

[Gang] [Flowing Water Does Not Corrupt]: Uh, it’s a dumbass

[Gang] [Silence]: Master, can you clear a task for me, it's a bit difficult here

[Gang] [Ji Xuan]: My wife is going to fight with me every day

[Gang] [Fei Xiaofeng]: The scumbag army master turns into a fighting cock

[Gang] [Shen Jing]: Oh, then take me through after your day, I'll do other things first

[Gang] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: Okay, I'll take you as soon as I finish my routine

[Gang] [Sacrificing Your Life and Swallowing Buddha]: Move a small stool to watch, if you want melon seeds downstairs

[Gang] [Flowing Water Does Not Corrupt]: Pass drinks and watch together

[Gang] [Love to eat roasted leg of lamb]: pass the hot pot

[Gang] [Fei Xiaofeng]: Onlookers, there is a hot pot, Xiaobai is coming to the pot

[Gang] [Ji Xuan]: There are still people fighting

[Gang] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: I come, I come, my grandma

[Gang] [Jiangxue Baitou]: Everyone else has a normal life, right?The world is called two DPS

[Gang] [Ji Xuan]: OK

Today I go to Wuliang Palace every day. Pushing the boss in the Wuliang Palace dungeon is actually not difficult, the main reason is that climbing the mountain is difficult.In daily notebooks, everyone will not fight mobs on the road, so they all walk around.Infinity Palace is a place where walking around mobs requires all kinds of mountain climbing, so you can't go the right way.This is also the pain in Jiang Xuebaitou's heart...

[Team] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: Your name is DPS, I'm going to climb the mountain first!make a fist

[Team] [Ji Xuan]: Well, let's go

[Team] [Love to eat roasted leg of lamb]: Ouch, I can't get used to seeing the scumbag army be so gentle

In order not to hinder everyone's speed, Jiang Xuebaitou advanced the dungeon to climb the mountain. The position of the first boss is relatively inward, so it is not easy to climb the mountain.

[Team] [Love to eat roasted leg of lamb]: Ou Ye, the team is full, let's go dog dog

[Team] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: 0_0 are all military masters?

Chang Xiao took a look at the team configuration, and his jaw was dislocated. Except that he is the master of Tibetan sword, and his favorite roast leg of lamb is treated by Wanhua, the others including Ji Xuan are military masters, with three strategies.Moreover, the equipment is very good, and the blood volume is beyond Jiang Xuebaitou's reach.

[Team] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: Oohoo, we are a luxury team

[Team] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: -_-|||I'm lost, where should I go?

Jiangxue climbed the mountain for a long time with her white head, and in the end it became more and more rugged, and she had to admit that she got lost again...

[Team] [Ji Xuan]: Wait there, I'll go over and take you away

[Team] [Habayashi]: Master walks this way, not that way

[Team] [Love to eat roasted leg of lamb]: =0=what's the situation

Chang Xiao asked Jiangxue to wait for Ji Xuan to come to him with a white head, and saw a military master jumping up next to him, thinking it was Ji Xuan, but when he looked at the top of his head, he realized that it was not Ji Xuan, but the team leader. Another soldier here.But...why do you call yourself master?got the wrong person?

[Team] [Habayashi]: (laughing expression) I am quiet

[Team] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: Aww, it turns out that little loli still has a big size

[Team] [Ji Xuan]: Xiaobai, come here

[Team] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: Oh oh

Chang Xiao was dumbfounded, looking at the military master named Yulin in front of him, the equipment on his body was much better than his own, and his blood was much higher than his own, and his self-esteem was hurt immediately.He took Feng Jixuan as his apprentice because he had bad intentions, and he didn't take him as his apprentice.That's why Tiance's little Lolita is his first apprentice. At first he thought she was a dumb rookie, but who would have thought that...

[Team] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: Soldiers, don’t change the iron prison, hatred is equal, just output directly

[Team] [Ji Xuan]: OK, Xiaobai, be careful

[Team] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: ok ok

After fighting the first boss, Jiangxue became even more depressed with white hair. Ji Xuan was well equipped and had an orange weapon. There is no doubt that the output damage was the first.And my young master is actually at the bottom of the output...

Love to eat roasted leg of lamb is a cure, and there is no output at all. The output of the four people with red snow and white hair is actually less than [-]%.Immediately, his self-esteem was shot three more times, and it was shattered all over the place.

The first boss will call the roll, and when a skill is issued, it will call a person in the team immediately, and chase him to fight when it is clicked.Under normal circumstances, the person who is clicked has to run in circles, otherwise it is easy to hang up.

But for luxury teams...

Jiangxue's white head still thinks that she must run, but he forgets every time.But for the first roll call, when Yulin was called, Da Tiance didn't move at all, and just forcefully swiped without bleeding at all.The second time was Ji Xuan, who couldn't lose blood by forceful brushing.Before it was the young master's turn, the boss was far away.

Chang Xiao looked at his output damage display, 9%, the whole thing wanted to hit the wall.

Then everyone ran the second boss, climbing the wall very fast.Fortunately, Jiangxue Baitou climbed the wall very smoothly this time, and passed in one go.There is also a favorite roast leg of lamb and another military master who did not come up behind.

Another military master rushed up immediately after coming up, there was a mob before the second boss, not particularly powerful, but Jiangxue Baitou never thought that he could kill it alone without milk.But it turns out that such awesome people do exist.

[Team] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: Wait, wait, I can't come up.

The second boss quickly became famous. When he was talking about eating roasted lamb legs, he had already spotted Jiangxue Baitou who was standing relatively close, so he jumped up and beat him.

Jiangxue panicked, other young masters can be used as T-shirts, but her own young master is definitely a crispy skin, and lost one-fifth of his blood when he was slapped.

Ji Xuan rushed forward decisively and stopped the monster, and the other two military masters also came to fight.But love to eat roast leg of lamb is very shameful...

[Team] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: QAQ can't make it

Can't get through without milk, Jiangxue turned her head OT, and was immediately knocked down by the monster, the first one to die...

The remaining three military masters saw that they were definitely unable to fight, so they all turned around and left.Sit outside and wait for the favorite roast leg of lamb to come.

[Team] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: TAT is sad, every time I am a carpet

[Team] [Ji Xuan]: It’s okay, I like carpets too

[Team] [Ji Xuan]: Kiss my wife

[Team] [Love to eat roasted leg of lamb]: Enough of you, I can't go up

[Team] [Ji Xuan]: The foodie will come up and plant a flag in a while, you will kill my wife if you don't come up

[Team] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]:! ! ! !actually rely on me

Chang Xiao is so depressed that after so long, he still hasn't escaped the fate of being a carpet.Seeing Ji Xuan, I felt a little depressed again.

He knew from the very beginning that Ji Xuan's account belonged to Feng Jixuan, so he came to accept him as his apprentice.Then the other party didn't feel unhappy when he called him his wife in the game.It's just that Chang Xiao is very depressed. He didn't know that he revealed his secrets when he gave the other party his mobile phone number, and he pretended that he didn't know who he was.Thinking about today, Feng Jixuan said that he wanted to date himself, but he was still so ambiguous with "others" in the game.

So to put it simply, if you often laugh and get jealous, you should still be jealous.

Ever since, Jiangxue started to think wildly when she was lying on the floor with white hair, thinking that she knew Feng Jixuan too well, watching him change countless girlfriends, it was like this in college.Then how long can he persist in communicating with himself now?Is it also like usual, soon tired of breaking up?

[Team] [Ji Xuan]: My wife is up, we are going to start a monster

[Team] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: Oh!

Jiangxue Baitou quickly got up from the ground, his love for roasted lamb legs had already brought him back to life, and then several people rushed up and started to fight the second boss, and after being knocked down, it was the third boss.They are all directly forced to brush without moving positions, completely stress-free.

[Team] [Ji Xuan]: Alright, Xiaobai, let's go out and continue our daily routine

[Team] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: OK

As soon as Chang Xiao finished typing, he suddenly saw that Ji Xuan's profile picture was grayed out, and the gang also showed that Ji Xuan was offline.

[Team] [Love to eat roasted leg of lamb]: The scumbag army is offline?

[Team] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: I guess so

After Ji Xuan went offline, he came up immediately. The military master was still standing next to everyone in the dungeon, but he quickly moved, God walked, and then retreated from the team.

[Team] [Love to eat roasted leg of lamb]: Uh, what is the scumbag army doing?

Chang Xiao is also a little strange. When he opened up his friends, he found that Ji Xuan had gone back to Chang'an. He wondered if he was going to hand in the mission of the war?So I sent a secret chat to ask.

You quietly said to [Ji Xuan]: Are you going back to Chang'an to hand in the mission?Pull me there too, and where are you going?

Jiang Xuebai went to chat secretly, but there was no reply for a long time.Are you wondering if it is still sending?Or there is a card or something.

【Ji Xuan】Say to you quietly: Are you disgusting? Can you stop pestering me all the time?

When Chang Xiao heard the sound of "ding", Ji Xuan's private chat came over, and he hurriedly went to see it, and suddenly felt his heart twitching, a little at a loss, and had no idea why the other party sent such a message.Could it be sent to the wrong person?

【Ji Xuan】Say to you quietly: I like women, you old man is so disgusting, don't let me see you again~~

Chang Xiao was stunned, not knowing what to reply, and his mind went blank.Could it be that Feng Jixuan was playing tricks on himself?Actually hate yourself?Enough playing now so let's just say it...

He felt a throbbing pain in his heart, and the gang didn't even notice him.Suddenly the phone vibrated on the table and started ringing endlessly.

Chang Xiao was taken aback. Seeing the incoming call prompt [o(∩_∩)o Feng Jixuan], the hand holding the phone trembled.He didn't want to answer the phone, so he hung up directly, but he pressed the connect button in a panic.

The other side seemed to be very anxious, and said, "Honey, my account has been stolen, and someone pushed it down."

Chang Xiao listened, and felt instantly relieved.It's just that "wife" made him uncomfortable again.He couldn't speak, he just felt terribly embarrassed.He was also angry with Feng Jixuan, it was fine to call him "other people" wife in the game, but he also called him that when he was on the phone.

Feng Jixuan was also in a hurry. After being pushed down, he quickly went to YY. Fortunately, someone in the gang was playing tricks.Tell them that your account has been hacked, and let them tell Jiang Xuebaitou.However, the gang howled and howled ghosts for a long time, Jiang Xuebaitou didn't pay attention.

After Feng Jixuan finished speaking, he heard a busy tone on the phone, and Chang Xiao actually hung up the phone.Immediately anxious, it can't be the account hacker who laughed at his family in the game, right?So Xiaoxiao got angry and hung up the phone.

[Guild] [Flowing Water Does Not Corrupt]: Awwhhhhhhhhh, Xiaobai is coming soon!

[Gang] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: QAQ Xiaobai...

[Gang] [Sacrificing Your Life and Swallowing Buddha]: Xiaobai Xiaobai!The army scumbag did not want you!

The gang was still howling, and Ji Xuan's account said a few words in the gang, and then quickly withdrew from the gang.Then everyone in the gang who didn't know the situation became angry, thinking that the scumbag Junye really cheated, but soon Feng Jixuan clarified on YY, and everyone's anger subsided, and they howled Xiaobai in the gang instead...

Jiang Xue flipped through the gang information, and saw a passage from Ji Xuan's account.

[Gang] [Ji Xuan]: Jiangxue Baitou, you old man is not disgusting, I like women, stop pestering me, hurry up and fuck

[Gang] [Ji Xuan]: Jiangxue Baitou, you old man is not disgusting, I like women, stop pestering me, hurry up and fuck

[Gang] [Ji Xuan]: Jiangxue Baitou, you old man is not disgusting, I like women, stop pestering me, hurry up and fuck

Ji Xuan's account was posted three times in a row, and then directly pushed the gang.It is conceivable that many people were blown out.

[Gang] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: o_0 I'm here

[Gang] [Fei Xiaofeng]: TAT finally came out, we thought you were mad and ran away

[Gang] [Flowing Water Does Not Corrupt]: I was scared to death QAQ Hug Xiaobai, don’t be angry, that’s not a scumbag army master

[Gang] [Sacrificing Life and Swallowing Buddha]: Yes, yes, the scumbag army has been hacked

[Guild] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: My little heart is almost overwhelmed

[Gang] [King's Landing]: CAO, the scumbag is in the wild, I will join the enemy to jump over and kill him

[Gang] [Flowing Water Does Not Corrupt]: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Xiao Linzi, what trouble are you making, the scumbag army master has had his account hacked

[Gang] [Junlin Tianxia]: I hacked my account and just killed it (laughing emoji)

[Gang] [Jiang Xuebaitou]: ⊙﹏⊙b I know his account has been hacked, so he called me just now.Didn't pay attention to the gang information, never saw you calling me

[Gang] [Love to eat roast leg of lamb]: It's fine if there is no misunderstanding

[Gang] [Ten Years]: Ji Xuan's number equipment is too good, you can't beat it carefully

[Gang] [King's Landing]: Your brother-in-law, you can't beat him