Observation Diary in Yokohama

Osamu Dazai is in an extremely good mood right now, especially after "accidentally" revealing that a certain Hong Kong and black cadre is going to switch careers to live broadcasting.Whether this sentence is true or not is actually not that important. The most important thing is the live broadcast of cadres. Yes, no matter whether it is true or false, it will always arouse people's curiosity.

As long as there is curiosity, there is no need to worry that they will not verify it when they arrive.

Now, half of the goal has been achieved.

Of course, he naturally believed that Ranpo Edogawa had seen the mystery.But not debunking it means acquiescing.Think about it too, the high-level cadres of the deadly enemy want to broadcast live!

Geez, it's fun to think about it.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his scattered thoughts, his eyes fell on the newspaper he held in his hand, looking at the densely packed words on it, for a moment he found that he couldn't see them at all.

Following my own heart, I threw the newspaper aside, took out my mobile phone from my pocket, stared at the time, and then clicked on the chat software, ready to harass/harass, no, ready to express condolences to the hard-working social animals. Do something.

"Buzz"

Xing Yuanhe also felt the phone in his pocket vibrate slightly, as if someone had sent a message.But now is not a good time to look at the phone, calmly, without revealing a trace of emotional fluctuations on his face, he announced the end of get out of class as usual.

"Okay, that's all for today's class, see you next class, students."

After saying this, the bell for the end of get out of class also rang, not missing a minute, not missing a second, just right.

Picking up my materials from the classroom lecture, I turned around and walked out. The purpose was very clear, which was to return to my seat in the office.Only when he got there could he breathe a sigh of relief.Because there are too many students and colleagues coming and going on the road, if someone sees you wanting to chat or ask questions, it is not very good if you are looking at your phone at this time.

Fortunately, Lady Luck was still online today, and no one stopped him except for the students and colleagues who knew him to say hello to him along the way.

Looks like good luck.

Sitting on the chair, he took out the phone from his pocket, and the message on the screen was very conspicuous.

I was a little surprised to see this number of little red dots when I opened the software.

What's the matter with this 99+ little red dot that has not been read?

And it's still slowly increasing.

Wait, did something bad happen?Or did something important happen?

Take another look at who sent the message.Taking a closer look, it was his neighbor, Mr. Dazai.

Ah, it's Mr. Dazai.

Then there's nothing wrong with it.

The unobvious anxiety on Hoshihara Kazuya's face disappeared in an instant, and he returned to his usual calm appearance.

Seeing the number still increasing, he suddenly felt a little headache.

Didn't Mr. Dazai go to work today?So where is there so much time to send him messages, and so many messages.

Although I feel a little unhappy in my heart, I still have to read the news that should be read, and I have to reply to the reply.According to his understanding of his dear neighbor, if he has not received a reply, today's news may not stop.

The thumb landed on the head portrait of Mr. Dazai, and when he clicked on it, the words "Do you not love me anymore" came into view.

The moment I saw it, I subconsciously turned the phone upside down on the table, not exposing the screen to other people's eyes.

Because of this movement, Hoshihara Kazuya's breathing became lighter, as if he was afraid of disturbing something.Careful movements, as if facing a soft creature.

The person sitting in the adjacent station was attracted by the big movement, stared at Kazuya Hoshihara's movement for a while, and said hesitantly: "Mr. Hoshihara, did something bad happen? I always feel that your face is not That's great..."

Hearing this sentence, Hoshihara Kazuya suddenly realized, as if his actions just now were a bit confusing, but he just saw a joke, so he wouldn't have such a big action, this reaction is just It seems to be afraid that people will see something shady on it.

"Do you not love me anymore?" It's not like I haven't said it before, why is there such a big reaction today?

I really can't figure it out.

"No, it's nothing, I was just taken aback by the picture sent by my friend." Xingyuan Kazuya smiled a little embarrassedly at his colleague, and replied with an apologetic tone in his tone, "If you are caught off guard, even if you have the guts to Even if it’s big, you’ll still be taken aback.”

The colleague nodded in agreement, stretched out his hand and patted his chest, "Indeed, sometimes I'm frightened by things that pop out suddenly. It's just a very common animal, so it's really embarrassing for Mr. Xingyuan."

"After I reacted, I felt better."

"Well, the process in the middle is not very good."

......

Seeing that he had fooled his colleague, Hoshihara Kazuya relaxed his tense nerves, and his stiff body softened.The nervousness in his eyes was quickly replaced by gratitude, and luckily it was brought over.

otherwise......

What else?

He didn't dare to think about it further.

Turn over the phone that was turned upside down, and read the message again.

[Mr. Dazai: Do you not love me anymore? ]

[Mr. Dazai: It’s been so long and I haven’t replied to my message, it seems that love really disappeared]

[Mr. Dazai: I am like a little cabbage in that field, no one hurts, no one loves]

[Mr. Dazai: I am so pitiful]

[Mr. Dazai: So Xiaohoshihara has seen my news, has he not?]

[Mr. Taiza: Sure enough, after love disappeared, people have become perfunctory, look, it’s been 10 minutes, and my cute little neighbor still hasn’t replied to me]

[Mr. Dazai: There is no more love, it’s over between us]

[Mr. Dazai: If that’s the case, I’ll give you another 3 minutes. If you still don’t reply to me, Kohoshihara...then...]

At this point, Osamu Dazai never sent any more messages.

Hoshihara Kazuya subconsciously moved his gaze to the upper right corner of the phone. Two minutes had passed since the last message was sent.

Hastily clicked to open the chat box, the moment the phone was placed on the keyboard, the time couldn't wait to jump back another number.His heart seemed to be squeezed tightly, his pupils constricted unconsciously, and his eyes fixed on the news.

"Buzz"

[Mr. Dazai: Otherwise, I would think that you, Kohoshihara, are in some danger. If you don’t reply to my message, then I will come to your place of work to find you~]

When seeing this news, Xing Yuanhe also let out a breath of foul air, it's okay, it's okay.When he reacted, he suddenly found that his back was covered in cold sweat at some point.

For some reason, he suddenly raised his head and glanced at the office door.There was no one else there except the students coming and going in the corridor.

Fortunately no one was there.

I don't know whether it's luck or disappointment in my heart. After sorting out my emotions, I returned my attention to the chat, and moved my fingers on the keyboard, and quickly typed a line and sent it.

[Kazuya Hoshihara: ...Mr. Dazai, don't worry, I was still in class just now, so I didn't reply in time.Now that I'm back in the office, I won't miss a message. ]

"I always feel that you, Hoshihara, are fooling me~" Osamu Dazai muttered softly.He raised his head slightly, and his eyes fell on the person sitting beside him. There was obvious suspicion in his kite-colored eyes, and the expression on his face was also very wronged, as if he was questioning why he was fooling him.

Hoshihara Kazuya paused slightly with the hand holding the cup, the movement was so small that no one noticed.

He lowered his head and looked quietly at the calm water in the glass, neither looking back at his neighbor's eyes nor his expression.

No one asked people to wait for a long time, he calmly replied: "I have already replied to you on the phone before, this is not something worth worrying about. There is no need to go to my house to ask about this matter, although you just Live next to me."

Osamu Dazai doesn't care about that.It was just a matter of making use of it. The correctness of the matter does not need to be verified. It is not very important whether it is right or wrong. What is important is that he can use the excuse of "not replying in time" to get something good for him. Verify his guess.

"Eh? No, no, no, it's not that simple. I remember your lessons firmly. I have calculated when to start class, when to end class, and the time it takes to walk from the classroom to the office." But with all the time wasted, Xiao Xingyuan, you still reply me 2 minutes late."

Kazuya Hoshihara: "..."

At this moment, I suddenly lost the idea of ​​​​speaking.

Is this counting time?Even he himself doesn't know how long it takes to walk from the classroom to the office... But as his neighbor, how do you know so clearly.

It always feels a little subtle...

This little bit of strangeness didn't stay in his heart for a long time, what needs to be solved now is a certain gentleman's nonsense.

"Mr. Dazai, this algorithm is not very accurate. Because life is always full of unknowns, no one knows what will happen in the next moment. I may be asked questions in the middle of the walk, or I may meet my colleagues and say hello, It might also be called away to do other things. So..."

The words were not finished, but how could he be as smart as Osamu Dazai not know what the words were not finished.

It was precisely because he knew that he felt that he who came here today and used this as an excuse seemed to have been demoted.

How can you be so stupid?

"Okay, okay, I just came here to grab a meal." I gave up on myself.

As soon as the words fell, he received strange looks from the neighbors.

"Mr. Dazai, you have to know that this time has already passed the restaurant." The implication is that I have already eaten, what are you here for now?

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Now it was Dazai's turn to be speechless.

The dead fish looked at someone who was suppressing a smile, and accused him of immoral behavior with his eyes.

Hoshihara Kazuya almost laughed out loud.

This is the first time he has seen such an interesting Mr. Dazai, no, very interesting things have happened before, but today is the most interesting one.

"Are you so happy to see me deflated?" Osamu Dazai was not reconciled to this advantage.

"No, not happy." Hoshihara Kazuya said, "It's very happy."

"So Xiao Xingyuan, you really did it on purpose, right?!"

.....

In the end, Osamu Dazai relied on his thick skin to stay at Kazuya Hoshihara's house, and successfully drove Shiro and Ioto off the sofa, and occupied the sofa including the surrounding area by himself.

"Look, this is all my country!"

Seeing the two little ones standing tremblingly in the corner, he nodded in satisfaction, very happy with the result.

Seeing that they didn't come over again, he spread out on the sofa with peace of mind, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened an app that was full of dividends, and prepared to start today's business.

Yes, the time is about to come to the live broadcast point of someone who is not ashamed to say that he will live broadcast.

Occupy a seat in advance, so as not to be squeezed in later.

When I first found someone, the live broadcast started, and I got in very smoothly.

The screen of the live broadcast is completely black, Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, is it possible to watch the black all day today?

Soon, the screen shook for a bit, all the blackness faded away, and the screen began to become clear.

A certain obnoxious face completely appeared on the screen.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

When he saw the shape of the person inside, he burst out laughing suddenly.

The people inside were wearing very casual clothes, which is nothing unusual.But the background behind it is very interesting. The background is all pink, and some cute Q-version self-painted characters have been drawn on it.

The most "special" thing is the live broadcaster.

There is no strange thing on the face, it is clean, but the headband on the head... If you read it correctly, it should be a rabbit-shaped headgear, right?

OMG!

#港.黑A high-level cadre actually did such a thing during the live broadcast! #

You're welcome, he's already thought up tomorrow's headlines.

Hoshihara Kazuya was startled by the sudden laughter, and walked towards the sound, only to find that his master was already lying on the sofa with a smile on his face. The expression on his face became a little strange.

As soon as he walked over, he was grabbed by the hand and pulled to sit on the sofa. Before he understood what happened, he found that his neighbor handed over the phone.

When he saw the picture in the live broadcast room clearly, he suddenly understood why Mr. Dazai laughed like this.

It's really that this look doesn't match the painting style of the owner of the live broadcast room.

It's like a fierce man yelling at you, of course it's not to this point, it's just that it's against harmony.

"Is this Mr. Nakahara's job?"

Osamu Dazai looked at it inscrutablely, with an indescribable expression on his face.I don't know whether it means Mr. Nakahara's work is like this, or his work is not like this.

Now that the live broadcast has started, let's continue watching.I'll naturally know about Mr. Nakahara's work later... Shouldn't I?

Turning his head to glance at someone again, he suddenly became a little uncertain.

Is it true or not?

"Now let's take a look at this product..." Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhongyuan Zhong also take out a box-shaped thing from under the table. The screen is a little shaken.

Fortunately, the live broadcaster realized this in time, put the things in his hand on the table, and reached out to stabilize the camera.

When the screen was not shaking, Hoshihara Kazuya also saw clearly what was on the table, and suddenly the expression on his face became a little weird.

If he was not mistaken, it seemed to be a well-known face cream.

To ask him why he knew... He suddenly recalled the day when he was forced to popularize these things in the office that day.

Suddenly, I don't know how to look at Mr. Nakahara.

It turns out that this is Mr. Nakahara's job... I have been taught!