Number One Lazy Merchant of the Beast World

The doctor looked at the unpredictable expression of their chief, and said, "Sir, according to the current symptoms of the little leopard, I speculate that he needs to drink a bottle of imperial standard energy wine every day, and the effect of storing it in the cellar should be the best. Drunkness can be calculated according to Little Leopard's drinking capacity, and the wine can be divided into different time periods."

Ao Jia glanced in the direction of the bedroom and said, "There is no limit to alcohol."

"...?"

What does it mean to have no capacity for alcohol?Get drunk?

"I don't touch a drop of alcohol, and I can get drunk when I smell it."

"...Then there is actually another way. It depends on whether the officer wants to turn the little leopard into a wine worm, or whether he wants to turn him into a fat and round little leopard."

Aojia looked back silently.

The doctor said, "To put it simply, you can either drink alcohol, whether you divide a bottle of wine or let the little leopard drink it all at once. As long as the quality of the energy wine is good enough, there will be no other side effects. Or let the little leopard drink it constantly. Eat energy meals, but the little leopard has to eat non-stop this day, energy meals are much less than energy wine after all..."

Ao Jia narrowed his eyes slightly, weighing the pros and cons of the two for the little leopard.

At this time, the doctor continued, "If you choose an energy meal, I need to prescribe some digestive medicine for the little leopard, and also formulate a long-term weight loss plan for the little leopard, because the food intake of the little leopard must be at least ten medium-sized sergeants a day." amount of food."

"..."

"..."

Ao Jia and the housekeeper Ba Ba looked at the doctor with heavy eyes.

They all knew that the little leopard's food intake was at most half that of a sergeant...

Ao Jia is not worried that the little leopard will become fat if he eats too much. The chubby little leopard is also very good, as long as he is healthy.

But would it be too much for him to eat the meals of ten medium sergeants a day?

Ao Jia said directly to the doctor, "You go back first, the body monitoring data of the little leopard will be sent to your optical brain immediately, you should pay attention to the physical condition of the little leopard at any time, and contact me immediately if you have any questions."

"Yes, sir!"

The doctor took orders and left.

Ao Jia turned to the big snow leopard carved by the little leopard, looked at the big snow leopard for a while, and said in a low voice, "Excuse me."

Then he picked up the big snow leopard and moved it to the room next to the bedroom on the second floor, which was the room that was originally arranged for the little leopard.

After arranging the big snow leopard, Ao Jia returned to the bedroom.

A certain human-shaped snow leopard was still in a deep sleep at this time, its face was a little red, its mouth was slightly opened, and its breath was still full of agarwood alcohol.

Aojia turned around and quickly took a cold shower, and lay beside her through the quilt.

The person who felt the movement turned over, raised his legs, lifted the quilt and put it on Aojia's lower abdomen, rubbed his head against his chest, and murmured, "Aww..."

After Aojia reached out and rubbed his fluffy head, he closed his eyes stiffly and without moving.

……endure.

Rong Mingshi woke up relatively late, and when he opened his eyes, the sky was already bright.

The sun shone warmly through the curtains. The little leopard turned over in the quilt, looked up at the ceiling, yawned, kicked the quilt away with its hind paws, stretched out its front paws, and saw the Armbands on paws.

Some can't remember when he put this armband on...

Rong Mingshi jumped off the bed, strolled to the sink to wash his face, and carefully brushed his teeth twice with a smart toothbrush, because he felt that the taste in his mouth was a bit strange, some of the smell of wine and some of burning flames.

Rong Xiaobaozi speculated about what happened last night while brushing his mouth full of foam.

It should be that the big black dragon drank the wine, and then buckled the armband on his paw, and he turned into a human form and was kissed.

He must have been drunk at the time because of the residual wine in the big black dragon's mouth, so he didn't have any memory.

Very reasonable and reasonable.

It's just that the kiss with Aojia before was passionate enough. I don't know if Aojia is more passionate and enthusiastic after drinking.

It's a pity that I don't have this memory.

After tidying up, Rong Mingshi jumped off the sink and left the bedroom.

Then Rong Xiaobaozi stopped there so stiffly.

The scene outside the bedroom is very strange. The entire second floor and the lobby on the first floor, all the places that can be seen are all kinds of small black dragon patterns of various styles and carvings!

...So what happened last night seemed a little different from what I thought.

Rong Mingshi looked at the evil big black dragon pattern on the wall strangely all the way, moved to the stairs, and saw a real big black dragon standing by the stairs on the first floor, looking down at a hollowed out small black dragon on the handrail .

"Aojia..."

Rong Mingshi called out.

A certain big black dragon waved at him.

Rong Xiaobaozi licked the fur around his mouth, walked up the stairs to Aojia.

Ao Jia stretched out his hand and knocked on the bulging dragon squatting on the armrest, holding a dragon egg in its claws, and the dragon wings formed the shape of a heart behind it. It was so silly that it showed four dragon teeth, and its eyes narrowed into slits. The little black dragon said, "The carving is not bad."

"..."

Rong Xiaobaozi squatted obediently on the steps up from the big black dragon, trying to pretend to turn his head away as if nothing had happened, but he still couldn't help but sneak a glance at the cute little black dragon.

...The stupid and particularly proud look is really cute!

Rong Xiaobaozi couldn't help but look a few more times before his eyes fell on the railing under the handrail of the stairs in front of him.

The decoration of the original manor was very simple. There were no decorations on the wrist-thick railings, which did not prevent a complete scene from being carved on it. This extended to the railings on the second floor, which is a battle between the righteous little black dragon and the ugly mouse king. war.

Although he didn't know what the animal form of the Duke of Oran was, subconsciously, he probably imagined the Duke of Oran as the Mouse King.

Ao Jia looked at the most conspicuous little black dragon who spewed fire and burned the mouse king, and praised without hesitation, "Very good, very appropriate, defeating all evil, invincible."

Rong Mingshi couldn't hold back, grabbed Aojia's thigh and jumped onto his arm, and asked happily, "Are you serious?"

Ao Jia rubbed his head, "Naturally, it is not only artistic, but also storytelling."

Rong Xiaobaozi was very proud, and flicked his thick tail in the air, "Do you like it?"

Ao Jia nodded naturally, not thinking that the interior decoration of the manor had turned into a little black dragon's nest, so there was nothing wrong with it.

However, only the little black dragon is a little too lonely, Ao Jia added, "Lack of a little leopard."

Rong Mingshi looked around and said, "That can't be helped, there is nowhere to engrave it now."

Ao Jia looked around, "...that's true."

But there is always another way.

After the meal, Aojia told Little Leopard what the doctor said yesterday, and let him choose the treatment plan himself.

Rong Mingshi directly discarded the idea of ​​feeding ten people.

His size as a little leopard is not as big as ten people's meals put together!But don't hold him to death.

Rong Mingshi looked at the big black dragon solemnly, "Did I go crazy with alcohol after I was drunk?"

"No."

The special enthusiasm after drinking does not count.

"Then drink. Anyway, the amount of alcohol must be able to be practiced."

Rong Mingshi made a decisive decision, he was very confident in himself!

Ao Jia laughed, rubbed his head, and said, "Okay, come back every night, I'll drink with you."

After discussing it, a certain marshal went to the military headquarters to handle official business, and Rong Xiaobaozi missed the opening time of the library yesterday, so he had nothing to do with going to the academy, so he took a leave of absence with Principal Sterry.

The corner of Principal Sterry's mouth twitched, and Yun Rong's falsehood, who has become the teacher of eighteen masters, is still so humble and worthy of admiration!

Rong Xiaobaozi looked at the dragon pattern in the living room all the way, then wandered to the room where the energy stones were stored, and saw a pile of animal-shaped sculptures thrown on the ground by him, he walked over and raised his claws to pull it, there were exactly eighteen, exactly The order of the eighteen lucky buyers he just drew before.

Therefore, it is still a bit beneficial to carve crazy after being drunk...

However lucky draws do not make money.

Rong Xiaobaozi called the butler over embarrassingly, and with the help of the butler, sent out all the orders of the eighteen lucky buyers.

Then, continue to study all the black dragon patterns he carved in the living room.

The delivery reminders of the eighteen buyers arrived soon, Rong Xiaobaozi didn't notice, and ran to Aojia's study after studying the dragon patterns.

... He still has ten high-level energy stone carvings pressed there. It's been several days, and he hasn't carved any of them yet.

At the same time, the buyer exchange area of ​​the small online store on StarNet, which is famous throughout the orc empire, became lively again after seeing the transactions of eighteen lucky draw buyers.

——The owner of the shop started hanging up, and the eighteen carvings were all completed in one night!

——Master Shopkeeper...Although it's not very good, I still want to say that you are putting the cart before the horse!Why are things that don’t cost money carved so fast, and why are custom-made things so slow? (quietly)

——Show, look forward to showing!

Then, a certain golden python jumped out first.

--Hahaha!I just said that my animal form is the most powerful and domineering!Come and see!I also included the golden cakes that I ordered at the Austrian Garbage Carving Shop before!The comparison chart you want.

Originally, the animal shape of the snake-like orc was a bit gloomy, and the slippery appearance made people feel uncomfortable visually.

But the golden python carved by the shop owner has no such feeling at all. The whole golden python is coiled on a thick tree, with golden scales, white lines, and a meandering posture. It looks powerful and flexible, not cold, but rather It's the same as the buyer of the golden python, flamboyant and... rich.

Moreover, for some reason, everyone who saw this golden python felt a kind of vitality, a kind of agile explosive force, as if the golden python was about to wring the coiled tree trunk with all its strength in the next moment. The snake letter in the snake's mouth will expand and contract in the next moment.

And next to the engraving of this golden python is that lifeless lump.

This contrast shocks the senses of all buyers.

—— Master owner, you are really amazing!What if I'm about to cry.

——The work of the master master, no matter whether it is high-level or low-level, no matter how many stars, it is worth it!

——I really hope to see such a diligent shop owner every day!