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Qingxue-Gryffindor

Ice Emperor - Ravenclaw

Sitianbao Temple - Hufflepuff

Lihaida-Slytherin

Why Lihai is Slytherin and not Ice Emperor is Slytherin

Because Aka Kirihara is really not suitable for Ravenclaw

Since there is no coach at Lihai University, the only one is set by Dean Miko Slytherin.

It can be regarded as having no cp, hiding a little bit of true luck and a little bit of Liuqie.

Li Haida's daily life of oppressing kelp.

There are a lot of bugs, please ignore them.

Seiichi Yukimura, Slytherin's new fifth-year Quidditch captain, is distressed.

The Gryffindor team next door has a new first-year, who is very short, but was specially approved by the headmaster Ryuzaki to join the Quidditch team as a Seeker.

Although Captain Yukimura knew very well that the first-year student couldn't fly him, what made him very sad was:

The newly appointed Dean Fuji Yumiko disagreed with his request to ask the first-year freshman Akira Kirihara to join the Quidditch team as a substitute.

"There's never been an eight-man academy team, and we've got seven. And I don't see the possibility of this second year replacing you as our academy's new Seeker."

"Besides, Gryffindor can ignore the rules. I don't want Slytherin to become a school rule breaker."

Madam Dean smiled like a flower, but her tone was full of warning.Yukimura fled when she attacked with a smile.

As for breaking the rules, Slytherin's characteristic is to use the rules to get what he wants.

But there are always some honest specialties.

"I think the Dean is right." It was Genichiro Sanada, the new prefect, the team's batsman. "It's not appropriate for Gryffindor to do that."

"I think what the dean said is quite reasonable, and the kid Akaya always gets into trouble." This is Jack Kuwahara, a fifth-grade Brazilian student studying abroad, and another batter of the team.

But in general, Slytherin is still a not honest house, and the Quidditch team is not a straight team.

"Jingshi thinks that the probability that Headmaster Fuji is favoring Gryffindor is 89.77% because of the well-known fact that Headmaster Fuji's younger brother is in Gryffindor." This is at Hogwarts Liu Lianer, who has always been at the top of the grade list, is the team's fifth-grade goalkeeper, and his goalkeeping success rate has reached an astonishing 98.63%.Of course, the above data comes from Liu Lianer himself.

"Anyway, regardless of whether there is a kelp head or not, we are always the Academy Cup champions. Just to tease the Gryffindor dwarf, puri." This is the fourth-year Chaser and Transfiguration Magus Nioh Masaharu, who is good at spells Studies, especially Charms for the treatment of people.

"Slytherin has won four consecutive championships, so Yukimura-kun don't have to worry, we will definitely win five consecutive championships." This is the main reason why Hiroshi Yagyu, a sixth-year chaser who just joined the team, joined the team It is unbearable to harass a fourth grader.

"Oh Kuwahara, what are you talking about? It's too much! I just decided this is too much today!" This is Bunta Marui, a sixth-grade chaser who can't wait to get into Hufflepuff every day to find out the secret recipe of the founder's cooking.

The center of the discussion was sitting in a corner of the common room, looking blankly at the seniors.

After a while, seven pairs of eyes, ah, including Yagyu's glasses, eight pairs of eyes looked at Akaya Kirihara in unison.

In the end, the seniors decided to give Chiya Kirihara, a second-year student, a glorious and great mission.

Inquire about the enemy's situation.

"Eh"

Obviously, Kirihara, who is naturally dumb, is not suitable for this glorious and arduous task.

"Excuse me, is this your student?" Captain Shiraishi of Hufflepuff is a kinder type. He personally led the soaked kelp and knocked on the door of the cellar. "Our team members saw him at the edge of the Forbidden Forest. , seems to be lost."

Unwilling to lose face, Yukimura sent his staff officer Liu Lianji to pick up the drenched and shivering junior.

Why not the prefect Sanada because Sanada is on a night patrol, and because Yukimura is worried that his junior will be woken up by Sanada's slap.

"I'm sorry that he drank dry juice by mistake, and he didn't wake up." Captain Tezuka of Gryffindor was obviously the more difficult type to deal with.The perennial male student council president, who is always serious and unsmiling, carries the black-faced, unconscious Kirihara on his back, followed by the culprit Ganju, ah, it's Kanji Sadaharu and his Ganju, and the black hand behind the scenes, Bushusuke with crooked eyes.

The group of three successfully turned an apology into a gangster's door-to-door revenge. The lineup includes Boss Tezuka, Military Advisor Buer, and thugs.

Wait, it's thug juice.

Slytherin once again sent his old friend Liu Lianer, who is also a staff officer and a cadre, to respond.

Willow made up his mind to concentrate on Potions and create a willow juice only for Gryffindors to get back at Fa Xiao.

In the next two and a half years, the collision of dry juice and willow juice created a blood feud between Gryffindor and Slytherin.

"It's really not gorgeous to poke your head while training in the academy next door." Apparently Ravenclaw's Trace Troop Captain is the one with the best tongue.

"It's like being chased by a Hippogriff to the point of collapse." Master Atobe concluded, "It lowers Slanterin's gorgeous rating in my heart."

Captain Yukimura of our party went out in person, and after half an hour of verbal confrontation with the opponent, the two sides decided to establish diplomatic relations peacefully.

When the Slytherin Quidditch team held an organized closed-door consultation on Sunday night, it was decided that it would be more appropriate to hand over the inquiring information to Director of Intelligence Liu Lianer.

Akiya Kirihara, who was not elected, attended the meeting and delivered a speech:

"Seniors, I don't want to do spying in my life anymore, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

So how to deal with Kirihara became the current secondary conflict of the entire Slytherin Quidditch team.

The main contradiction remains unchanged for a long time:

How to train Kirihara Chiya to be a qualified successor in a short period of time.

For this reason, the seven unscrupulous seniors decided to train their juniors to be all-rounders.

Ah please don't misunderstand the meaning of all-rounder.It is not the kind of all-rounder who can get 12 excellent certificates in the NTEWs exam. There are only two such all-rounders in a hundred years, the principal Xu Fei and the principal's favorite student Goethe Tennis, nicknamed GodofTennis.Generations of students are working towards this goal, but generations of students have become cannon fodder.

Legend has it that all the cannon fodder is paving the way for a flying genius who is only 151cm tall and likes to play with cats.

And according to the calculations of the data expert Liu Lianer, the genius has been reborn in Gryffindor.The top students in the whole school are waiting.

Closer to home, all-rounder means that Kirihara can also serve as a goalkeeper, batsman, seeker, and chaser

and referee.

So the seniors trained the juniors inhumanely.

Seekers are relatively easy. After all, Kirihara is quite talented in flying and has good eyesight. The savior with glasses and a scar on his forehead in myths and legends is obviously inferior in eyesight.It's a pity that the Seeker's coach is Slytherin's iron-blooded captain Yukimura Seiichi, who has never been seen before or since.

"Chi Ye, the time is 15 seconds slower than last time, drink a glass of willow juice as punishment." Mr. Captain smiled brightly, and the color of the goblet he held in his hand was also bright.

That's right, in the days before willow juice was successfully developed, the only experimental subject in all Slytherins was the oppressed Kirihara Chiya.

Qieyuan Chi also died.

The Chaser looked pretty good, and Kirihara's throws were pretty good, too.It's a pity that the three of them gathered firewood with high flames, and the three seniors added up were enough to equal one and a half seniors.

"Kirihara-kun, where are you flying?"

"Here, kelp head! Here, here! Hey, you can't catch me!"

"Fake action! I'm a genius"

Under the co-oppression of the pseudo-gentlemen, pink geniuses and fraudsters, Kirihara suffered a disastrous defeat.

"Come on, Chiya, you have to live with this nose for a day~"

"I want to give my senior me a week's worth of cookies! Go to the kitchen immediately!"

The pseudo-gentleman said that he wanted to maintain his image and was inconvenient to mingle.

Qieyuan Chi also died.

The goalie's process was a disaster.

"Chi Ye." Liu Lian Er thought her voice was gentle and her tone was peaceful, but Qie Yuan was trembling throughout the training time.

Senior Ma Yeliu laughed so terribly!

The above is Liu's brain supplement.

And the actual situation is:

What to do, what to do, I have been bad at math since I was a child, and I only see my own reflection in the crystal ball at home. Senior Liu, help me, I don’t want to learn arithmetic and divination!

Under threats and lures, Kirihara confided the truth to Liu.

Liu Lian Er, who did not take divination and arithmetic divination as an elective, was taught by her father who worked in a wizard venture capital company since she was a child, said that I can't understand your brain circuit.

But mathematics must be learned well, so let's finish these questions first tonight, and you can't sleep until you finish.

Qieyuan Chi also died.

In the end, the seniors found that the juniors were really suitable for batters.

Especially after being abused by a silver-haired fraudster surnamed Renwang and named Masaharu, Kelphead.

"I want to dye you red!"

"Oh!"

The unfortunate prefect Sanada was pinned to the goal post by the Bludger, and the junior on the broom opposite was covered in white hair.

Oh and red eyes.

So Kuwahara and Yanagi flew to the sky to rescue Sanada and escorted him to the medical wing, and King Yukimura Marui went to the sky to subdue one of Slytherin's great spectacle: the demonized Akaya Kirihara.

Why did you ask where did Liu go?

Data Guy never misses a good time to collect data.

"The probability that Chiya is unconscious is 96.4%, the probability that Genichiro recovers tonight is 99.3%, the probability that Genichiro slaps Chiya after he is discharged from the hospital is 66.9%, the probability of two slaps is 31.7%, and the probability of three slaps or more The probability is 1.4 percent."

Later, when Sanada was discharged from the hospital, he slapped Kirihara across the face.

Qieyuan Chi also died.

Because the kill rate caused by Kirihara's participation in the competition is too high, according to Liu's calculations, it may be as high as 87.6%, so Kirihara Akaya also failed to participate in this year's Academy Cup in the end.

But the Slytherins also managed to win the House Cup.

Although they failed to maintain the probability of winning all three games in the past four years.

They had two wins and one tie, and the tie was against Gryffindor.

160:160, Gryffindor freshman Echizen Ryoma caught the Golden Snitch with a better broom.

Of course, if it weren't for Gryffindor's decision to let Echizen Ryoma play and replace the goalkeeper Gan Sadaharu, the score would not be 160:160.

After the competition ended, Yukimura sent the vice-captain Sanada to accept the trophy from the principal Xu Fei, and put it into the hands of Dean Fuji.

Then he locked himself in a room for two days.

On the morning of the third day, he appeared at the long table in good spirits and announced that everyone would play Quidditch happily.

Kirihara, who didn't know the truth about this, asked:

Wasn't everyone happy before?

Suddenly, Yukimura patted his junior on the neck with a smile.

Happy, so let's play Quidditch as before.

Anyway, the champion is ours.

So the Slytherin team, happily playing Quidditch, won the House Cup for the next two years and many years after that.

endorse bc

I also don't know if there will be a follow-up series.

The author has something to say:

I... haven't updated for a long time... so I'll try to make up for it with a side story

This is a sand sculpture brain hole, which exists as a funny episode.I don’t know why I coded so many words, and I wrote them all on my phone

In fact, I have already coded the text, but I am helpless when my computer suddenly cannot connect to WiFi.

I promise to keep updating in a few days!I promise!I am now also a woman with archives!