Xu Jun's life

My original plan was to go there on the same day and return on the same day.

But the plan went awry on the first ring.

Because Shen Wanyi wanted to meet Lin Youqi together, I asked Meng Su to drive in from the north gate of the school, and Lin Youqi's dormitory was there.I called Youxi in advance, otherwise he wouldn't even have hot water in his house, let alone entertain guests.

Lin Youqi yelled at me on the phone last time, but he didn't get angry after we met, probably because there were guests.

"Wanyi, there are tea leaves next to the water dispenser, and snacks on the coffee table." He nodded to Meng Su, and after commanding Shen Wanyi, he hooked his hands at me: "Xu Xu, come with me."

His bedroom is always so clean, I followed him in, he closed the door, took off his coat, and directed me while shaking the thermometer, "Take off your coat, there is a scale by the window, stand on it."

I was frightened by his posture, and I stood on the scale and asked him, "What's wrong?"

Lin Youxi looked down at the dial, nodded and said, "Very good."

"What's good?"

"Xu Xu, do you know how much you weigh now?"

I looked at him blankly.

"You only weigh 51 kilograms now." He frowned and looked at me with scrutiny: "Will Li Zhurong give you something to eat?"

"I'm not with him now." I hastily argued: "And I'm not sick."

"Shut up, I know better than you whether you are sick or not." He pointed to the bed: "Lie down. Don't put on a virgin expression, I'm not interested in you."

Professor Lin lifted up my shirt, pressed my stomach and ribs a few times with his fingers that were as warm as a scalpel, asked me in turn if it hurts, and explained the fact that no one is buying my ribs now. .Then he gave professional advice: "Xu Xu, if you don't want to die earlier than your parents, just find a time this week and I'll give you a physical examination."

"Is it that serious?" I felt sorry for him.

"You know if it's serious or not." Lin Youxi put away the thermometer and looked at me with raised eyebrows: "If I'm not wrong, you don't dare to drive now, who is driving for you today? Shen Wanyi is still you That second-handed colleague?"

"I think it's too little sleep, so I can't concentrate."

"You used to suffer from insomnia? It's only recently." He folded his arms and looked at me: "Are you still going to make excuses?"

"Okay, I'll have a medical checkup when I have time." I threw up my hands in surrender.

Lin Youxi opened the door: "You know, the only time you can be idle is now."

In just two days, Shen Wanyi had fully recovered.When we came out, she was eating chocolate, and she still teased us with a smirk: "Oh, so fast? I overestimated you, Yuqi!"

"The chocolate in your hand is 100 yuan and three yuan." Lin Youqi said coldly.

"So?" Shen Wanyi proudly tore open another piece of packaging.

"It's worth the money." Lin Youqi shrugged: "You know, there are not many things that can stop your mouth."

Shen Wanyi and I made the lunch. Lin Youxi was chatting with Meng Su in the living room. I knew Lin Youqi would not have a good word to say.But Meng Su's expression remained as usual.

After dinner, I was washing the dishes. Lin Youqi was wearing a white shirt and slim black suit pants, leaning against the door frame to look at me.

"what happened?"

"You are lucky." Lin Youqi said slowly: "He is well-bred, smart, and knows how to advance and retreat. He is so old and kind-hearted. One can tell that the family is quite powerful. The only disadvantage is that he is a straight."

"As long as you know." I put the drained bowl back: "He's a good man."

"The biggest mistakes in this world are often made by good people." You Qi insisted.

"The original sentence is the stupidest thing in the world, and it is often done by smart people. You changed it to something nonsensical..." I turned to look at him: "It's rare that you accompany me to wash the dishes, just talk about it if you have something to do."

"Do you remember Ke Yao?"

"The student who likes you?" I was quite impressed with that person: "What's wrong? Didn't he graduate?"

"It's his birthday today, and I have something for him, but I don't want to see him. You're here, help me get it."

If you want to say who is the person I know who doesn't like to trouble others the least, it is definitely Lin Youqi.

Meng Su drove me to the address mentioned by Lin Youxi. There was a rather large garden in the place, and there was a small gray western-style building in the garden.

I asked Meng Su to wait for me in the car.

I entered through the side door, thus avoiding the large group of young people having fun in the living room. An old man, who was dressed in good quality but obviously a housekeeper's clothing, came down the stairs and saw me. Although his eyes were a little surprised, he still held out his hand. Made a "upstairs please" action.

Among all Li Zhurong's friends, the only one who can hang antelope heads on the wall is Zheng Yehu.

On the brightly lit balcony, Zheng Yehu was wearing a robe-like black dress, fluffy and shiny black.He was standing in front of a telescope with his hands on the railing, not knowing what to look at.

"You're here, sit on the chair first, I'm observing the person who brought you here..." He sighed with great interest: "It turns out that the person Xiao Zhe wants to kill looks like this... ..."

"There are a lot of people he wants to kill." I sat down on the chair.

"Wrong, Xiao Zhe is a kind person." Zheng Yehu twitched his fingers and refuted me: "You can talk to Lin Wei about this. He said that Xiao Zhe is ten times kinder than me."

"At least you don't scare a woman with an autopsy video." I disagree.

"I will directly dissect that woman. If that woman is Lin Wei's fiancée." Zheng Yehu finally left the telescope, sat down on the chair opposite me, and poured me out with his usual nervous and elegant gesture. a cup of tea.

"Want to add sugar?"

I shook my head.

"Did you bring the invitation I had someone hand you?"

"Aren't I already here?"

"No, no, no..." Zheng Yehu shook his fingers with a smile on his face: "With the invitation card, you can draw a lottery after the party. The prizes are very attractive. Are you interested?"

I think I was still wrong, no matter when, the problems in the brain are the most difficult to cure, I shouldn't expect him to be able to maintain a normal state all the time.

Seeing that I stopped talking, Zheng Yehu fiddled with a few small teacups contentedly. I happened to catch a glimpse and found that he was not wearing anything under this robe.

It was already mid-afternoon, the weather was not clear, and there was a breeze. The only good news was that his tea was not too bad.

"By the way, Teacher Xu, you are studying the Fa, right?" He said suddenly.

"Yes."

"I would like to ask you, in court, how is homicide punished? Are there different types?"

"The crime of homicide is divided into the crime of intentional homicide and the crime of manslaughter. According to Article 230 of the Criminal Law: Intentional homicide shall be punished with death, life imprisonment, or fixed-term imprisonment of not less than ten years; if the circumstances are relatively minor, it shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years. Whoever negligently causes death shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than seven years, and if the circumstances are relatively minor, he shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years."

"If A is hunted down, B hides A in a place in order to save A, because B pushed A in the process of going, A broke his leg, and then B disappeared for a long time, and came back to look for A after a long time , then should B be sentenced to death?"

"This is the crime of negligent injury. The crime of injury does not require the death penalty..."

"Then why did you sentence Xiao Zhe to death?" He interrupted me.

"I do not have."

"For things like falling in love, isn't breaking up a death sentence?"

"Things between people are different from the law." I stood up: "I have already understood what you mean by calling me here, I think I should go back."

"The reason why you are here today is not because you have expected something?" Zheng Yehu looked straight into my eyes: "What are you expecting, Mr. Xu? You want Xiao Zhe to apologize to you sincerely, Say he was wrong? Or do you want him to recall the past with you with tears, and explain why he didn’t stop his grandpa and why he didn’t come to you in the past few years? Or do you want him to stuff Li Xiu back into the stomach of that American woman? Where? You know better than anyone else that these things are impossible, why give up what you already have for these unobtainable things?"

He spoke too fast, and those words that were so direct that they were almost explicit hit me like a torrential rain, and my mind was blanked by the impact of these words.

"I think," I retorted with difficulty, "these things have nothing to do with you."

Zheng Yehu smiled decently: "When your friends suggested that you separate from Xiao Zhe, did you say that to them too?"

"Although I'm not a big shot, I won't go back on the decision I made." I calmed down and refuted him word by word: "So, you should know that no matter what you say, I will pretend that I didn't hear it."

"Then what if I threaten you?" Zheng Yehu said Shi Shiran.

I looked at him in shock.

"Don't look at me like that, I'm actually a kind person." When he smiled, he was so beautiful that he was almost indistinguishable from male and female, but what he said was something that made people want to strangle him to death.

"I'm not like Xiao Zhe, who can play tricks with you. Today I excitedly wanted to be your peacemaker, but Mr. Xu, your refusal broke my heart..." He made a heartbroken expression, and suddenly realized: "By the way, Teacher Xu, don't you have a fiancée? I heard that Xiao Zhe also hates her, so let's start with her..."

"You make me despise..."

"What does your contempt mean to me, Teacher Xu..." He smiled like a fox: "You are not Wei Lin."

"..."

"Don't look like someone is dead at home, Mr. Xu," he said to himself with great interest, "I didn't ask you to go to bed with Xiao Zhe. After all, you haven't slept in a long time, have you? Don't you look forward to it? Teacher Xu."

It's a miracle that Lin Wei didn't become a lunatic.

"My request is not high. Didn't Xiao Zhe get robbed of business by Sheldon last time? In fact, you are also responsible for this matter. Now they are developing new products and want to regain market share. I remember you participated in it back then. Xiao Zhe did a good job in product design. How about applying for the job, Mr. Xu?"

"What if I say no? You should know that someone is secretly protecting us."

"I don't mind proving to Mr. Xu the strength of the PLA soldiers... How did you sing that song? To defend the motherland! To defend the hometown! Defeat the wild wolf of the US emperor!" Zheng Yehu sang the old song with a proud face.

I think I can't communicate with this madman anymore.

"I hope that when I see Xiaozhe next time, Teacher Xu will be by his side." Zheng Yehu said with a pitiful look on his face: "This is what I came up with for you. If a month later, Teacher Xu still wants to be with you If that American devil elopes, I won't threaten Teacher Xu again."

"I hope you will do what you say." I stood up and walked to the escalator.

"Teacher Xu..." Zheng Yehu's voice came from behind: "I remember that you were very kind to Xiaozhe back then. To this day, I still firmly believe that you love Xiaozhe more than everyone around him combined. Why? Is it my friend's turn to say these things for Xiao Zhe today? Instead of defending him yourself?"

I can't answer.

"Forget it, Mr. Xu, how can you figure out a problem that I, a genius, can't figure out?" Zheng Yehu sighed distressedly, and said, "Your friend, I have already let him go. You Go on, Xiao Zhe is in the living room. It is always impossible for two people not to talk."

When I walked down, I heard him sigh behind me:

"Xia Zhifei is right. Finding an intellectual to fall in love with is troublesome!"