tall and rhubarb

On the night of the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, Gao Chang had already left the yard this round, so there was no need to draw lots. As soon as the sun set, he took a few pieces of beef and rhubarb out of the yard together.Now there is only one road left to go from their village to the town. The mountain roads before have all been submerged in vines and weeds. Once you step on it, it is hard to imagine what you are stepping on.

There are also some pedestrians on the road, and you can meet them by chance, but they don't talk to each other, and most of them are in small groups. Few of them travel alone like Gao Changyi.These people usually carry things in their hands. When they come out of the village, most of them are food, dry goods, meat and eggs. They usually go to the town to exchange daily necessities.

When Gao Chang and the others arrived in the town, many torches had already been lit on the street, and the vendors had set up their stalls one after another. Under the orange firelight, the bustling town seemed quite lively.At the entrance of some unnoticed alleys, there are even coolly dressed women chatting with passers-by from time to time, but it seems that the business is not very good.

Gao Chang finally found an old bookstall. After searching for a long time, he finally found a basketball magazine and exchanged it with the boss for a small piece of meat.The basketball stars are pretty good, but it's a pity that there are all black people here, which looks okay, but it doesn't fit the aesthetics of oriental people. To become a partner with black people, Gao Chang feels that he still needs courage, so they have to keep looking.

Walking all the way, Gao Chang finally found a stall selling paintings near the end of the street. This is really rare, although the stall is small, it seems that the business is very deserted.Gao Chang went up and looked through the paintings on the stall. Most of them were hand-painted, and the protagonists were beauties, all of them vivid and charming, and there were a few posters beside them.

"Boss, why are they all women? Are there any paintings of men?" Gao Chang himself felt a little weird when he asked this, but the boss didn't show any surprise.

"Yes, yes." The boss quickly responded twice, and then took out a stack of paintings from a cloth bag next to him. This time the protagonists are indeed men, but all of them have red lips and white teeth, not to mention bare shoulders. It's just showing her thighs, either her eyebrows are affectionate or her lips are slightly parted...

Gao Chang turned over one by one until he reached the last one, then raised his head and asked the boss again: "Is there any, don't be so soft and charming?"

"Ah, yes, yes." The boss hastily took out another stack of paintings from another cloth bag. The style this time is obviously different from the previous ones. Most of the men in the paintings are strong and powerful. , nine out of ten are bare-chested, showing broad shoulders and thick chests, and the muscles on the waist are also distinct.Gao Chang frowned, unless he was crazy, it was absolutely impossible to buy this thing back and use it as a reference for Rhubarb.

"Are there any other styles?" After flipping through the first two stacks of paintings carefully, Gao Chang always felt that many eyes around him were focused on him. If a man has any bad thoughts, probably no one will believe them.

"I still have a few posters of the superstar XX Emperor of H country here. They are absolutely high-quality, but the price..." The boss who sold the paintings stared at the jerky in Gao Chang's hand, and now it looks like this A whole piece of meat is not common in the town, otherwise he would never have brought out his treasures.

"What? Not enough?" Gao Chang shook two pieces of meat in front of him.

"Enough! Enough!" Soon, the boss took out a few posters from his collection. They were all of the same male star, with various angles and poses. It is difficult for non-die-hard fans to collect such a complete set of posters. .Gao Chang looked it over and felt very satisfied. This person is slender and strong, with good facial features. He was once the dream lover of countless young women, aunts and aunts.

After some bargaining, Gao Chang gave all the meat in his hand to the boss, and he took over all the posters of the other party, leaving none of them for him.

"Yo, so you like this one?" When Gao Chang was rolling up the posters, Bai Bao's voice suddenly came from beside him. How long has this person been paying attention to himself?As a man, when he was buying a man's poster, he was bumped into by a man he knew. The embarrassment of this is really hard to describe.

"Hehehe... What a coincidence." Gao Chang laughed dryly.

"Don't worry, I will definitely keep it a secret for you." Bai Bao said "I understand" written all over his face.

"Actually, there's nothing to keep secret." Gao Chang tried his best to stay calm, and he just bought a few posters. People who are awkward are easy to think wrong.

"That's right, for a big man, you can do whatever you like. I've always admired you the most for daring people." Bai Bao laughed out loud as he said that.

"You probably misunderstood. I bought these posters for others." Gao Chang explained hopelessly.

"Then take it as my misunderstanding. Come on, it's rare to come back to Zhenshan and go to our shop." The beef that I ate last time was probably good, and Bai Bao enthusiastically insisted on dragging Gao Chang to them The storefront, their so-called storefront is actually the supermarket in the past. Now they are using the supermarket as a warehouse, and they put a few salt cabinets at the door to do business.

"No, it will be dawn in a while, we have to go back early." To be honest, Gao Chang was intimidated by Bai Bao's enthusiasm.

"Go, let me tell you, I have a buddy who is 27 years old this year. He looks good and his marksmanship is accurate. He is much better than the one on the poster. I will be a celebrity today and introduce you two to each other?" Bai Baoshen He put his arms around the tall neck and refused to let him go.

"It's really unnecessary." Gao Chang was very helpless. He only bought two posters, but he could cause such trouble.

"Are you afraid that he doesn't look good? It's impossible for me to tell you that the buddies don't like to talk. You probably haven't noticed it, and it's not very conspicuous at ordinary times, but if you look closely, it's really good. If you don't look You are quite good at hunting, and you have meat to eat, and I can't be the matchmaker for you..."

"Hehe, let's not talk about this for now, it's getting late, we should go back." Gao Chang said to Bai Bao, and got out from under his arms, without giving him a chance to refute, he hurried away with Rhubarb gone.

"Ahem, did you hear what Bai Bao said just now?" Walking on the road, Gao Chang cleared his throat and said to Da Huang.

"I just want to cheat some meat." Rhubarb explained the secret.

"Did you see all of this?" This guy usually looks stupid, why is he so shrewd now.

"But you have to remember that you can practice because you married into the dog clan. After you practice, you can hunt meat from the mountains to eat. When you eat meat, you must not forget that you are already married to the dog clan." Rhubarb Instead of answering Gao Chang's words, he went around in circles to remind Gao Chang of the fact that he is already married.

Gao Chang heard the words, lowered his head and smiled, and then said: "You are right, but, Da Huang."

"how?"

"Although it's true that I married into the dog clan, don't you think I've always been the supporter of the family all these years?"

"Hmm..." Regarding this matter, it was useless for Rhubarb to argue strongly.

"So, am I the head of our family?" Gao Chang asked again.

"Yes." Da Huang thought for a while, and felt that this sentence was correct, so he nodded again.

"Since I'm in charge, shouldn't you listen to me?" Gao Chang stopped and crushed a snake that jumped out of the grass to death, then turned to look at Rhubarb behind him.

Rhubarb also stopped in his tracks, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it always you who have the final say?"

"I mean later."

Gao Chang squatted down, and reached out to touch Dahuang's neck. The moon on the [-]th day was perfectly round. Under the clear moonlight, Gao Chang's eyes were like water. Dahuang felt a little uncomfortable under his gaze, and it lowered its head slightly. "after?"

"Yes, will you still listen to me in the future?" Gao Chang's voice was low and gentle.

"Hmm." Rhubarb was very comfortable being stroked by the slender fingers, and couldn't help but lose his eyes slightly.

"You mean what you say?" Gao Chang seemed a little happy.

"The dog race always keeps its word." Rhubarb feels that there seems to be something wrong with the moonlight tonight. Doesn't the tall old textbook say that the moonlight actually reflects the light of the sun? Will the bright moonlight tonight be a problem? They're all sunburned, and it seems a little dizzy now.

"Then it's settled, you don't want to go back on your word in the future." Gao Chang patted Rhubarb's head, stood up from the ground, held the snake he had just pinched to death in one hand, and walked forward first.Rhubarb stayed where he was, and a gust of autumn wind blew by. He couldn't help but sneezed, and the dizziness just disappeared immediately.

That night Dahuang always felt uneasy. After returning home, Gao Changfu showed it the few posters he had just bought, and it also looked at them absent-mindedly, always feeling as if he had made a big mistake, but for a while And I can't figure out where I went wrong.

"Move inside."

"Oh."

"Be careful with your claws, don't scratch the poster. I don't want to buy it again. It's not easy to buy a poster these days."

"Oh."

"You have to modify it a little bit, don't just look like someone else, you know that?" Although Gao Chang is superficial, he doesn't want his family to really come out of the superstar of country H, he still wants to live a quiet life.

"You think I'm stupid?" Rhubarb snorted dissatisfied.