tall and rhubarb

Since then, Gao Chang has been watching the progress of rhubarb's transformation every day, and he has seen more clearly how unreliable the dog clan's aesthetics are. painstakingly.

The ditch surrounding their village was progressing fairly smoothly. In order to lay stones around the ditch, Bai Bao took his men to a quarry not far from their village to blast the stones. They had It is convenient to come and go by car, but if it is replaced by the villagers of Gao Chang's village, it may be difficult.

The children brought by Bai Bao are pretty good. Boys and girls have all gone to the trench to help, and the children in the village want to go too, but their families don’t agree. Work, if there is another poisonous snake or something, the child will have no way of life if he is bitten.

There are not many wild boars near Gao Chang's village. If they want to catch wild boars now, they have to go to the remote mountains.They go back and forth every day, no matter how strong Gao Chang and Da Huang are, the time is too much to waste. Recently, there seem to be more and more wild animals in the mountains. Snakes and rats, which were not often seen around the village chief in the past, are also frequent. When it appeared, the people in the village panicked and tried their best to dig ditches.

Bai Bao and the others had diesel oil, and Gao Chang asked them for a three-wheeled motorcycle. His own one, which he put on the side of the path in the bamboo forest, should have been rotten by now. There is no shortage of these things, and Bai Bao is quite generous.

Every time Gao Chang went out, Chen Yuzhen would make a few rice balls for him to take with him. There were pickles, bacon, and sometimes poached eggs in them, because Gao Chang might not be able to come back the same day when he went out. The mountains are high and the road is far away. Sometimes when they find traces of wild boars, Gao Chang and the others will find a cave or something like a cat on the mountain for a day, and wait until the sun goes down before coming out to continue their activities.

Catching wild boars is not an easy task. In addition to digging pits and setting traps in some places where wild boars often appear, Gao Chang also has to actively track wild boars.There were no wild boars in the many traps that Gao Chang and the others dug that day. If the wild boars had not fallen into the traps, it would be almost impossible to capture them alive, because they have very violent tempers.Gao Chang had almost eaten all the food he was carrying, and had to go back to the village tonight, but he was unwilling to return empty-handed, so he sneaked into the wild boar's territory with Da Huang and stole three piglets.

"Run! Rhubarb, you lead the way ahead." Gao Chang held a piggy in one hand, and ran wildly with Rhubarb on the barren hill.

"Huh...huh..." Rhubarb held a piglet in his mouth, unable to speak, he could only forcefully bury his legs and ran to Gao Chang.

The group of wild boars behind them clung to them tightly, their hooves stomped on the ground and rumbled, and wherever they went, all plants and animals were trampled to pieces, and those with wings flew away with a wave of their wings. Those without wings who can escape will be considered fatal, and those who cannot escape will be trampled into the soil, and should be turned into fertilizer after a while.

Relying on their own practice, Gao Chang and Da Huang gradually left the wild boars behind, ran to the road, and drove away in a tricycle.After finally returning to the village, everyone was still digging trenches in full swing. Gao Chang and his yard still had a few people who came to eat in turn. Seeing them coming back, Chen Yuzhen hurried to bring over the hot food in the pot.

Two of the three piglets that were stolen back with great difficulty were still alive, and the one that Rhubarb brought back was dead. This guy accidentally killed that piglet with excessive force.Gao Chang asked someone to help put the two live piglets into the pig trench, and left the dead one to Chen Yuzhen to clean up. No matter how small the piglet is, it is still meat. Now everyone is labor-intensive, so they can eat some meat. Work hard.

"Hey, Gao Chang is back." Bai Bao wiped his mouth, and walked towards Gao Chang and the others together with one of his brothers.Although everyone is working together, the food in each yard is still in charge of their own yard, and they are not mixed together. Sometimes Gao Chang accidentally kills a wild boar, and he will distribute some meat to the other two yards, but he also That's all.Seeing that the food in Gao Chang's yard is good, Bai Bao carried a bag of salt to their yard a while ago, and then he often came over to eat, and everyone recognized it.

"Yes." Gao Chang scooped some water from the bucket next to him, washed his hands and face, and then sat down at the dining table to eat.

"Is the harvest not good today?"

"You saw it too. There are only three piglets, and one died." The piglets are not the best target for Gao Chang because they are still too small and weak in fighting power, but at least they are better than nothing, after all they The piglets born in the yard are not very strong because of the inevitable inbreeding. "How is the village? It seems that a lot of things outside have entered the mountain recently."

"Isn't that right? Just now we shot two wild dogs and they are cooking in our yard. Do you want to drink some soup and make up for it?"

"Forget it, you guys eat it." In this kind of thing, most seniors will consider Da Huang's feelings. He eats dog meat in front of Da Huang, which is the same reason as Da Huang eats human flesh in front of him. After seeing it, he is sure Not happy.

"By the way, this is my brother Lawson." Bai Bao suddenly approached Gao Chang, patted him on the shoulder and whispered, "It's the one I told you about a while ago."

"A while ago?" Gao Chang raised his face from his job bowl, trying to recall what Bai Bao said was a while ago.

"Hey, it was the last time you bought a poster, don't you remember?" Bai Bao grabbed a piece of meat from Gao Chang's rice bowl, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that Gao Chang's rice bowl had more meat than other people's, but he thought Thinking that most of the meat was brought back by him, he felt balanced.

"Remember." Gao Chang remembered that the last time he went to the town to buy reference materials for Rhubarb, he was caught by Bai Bao and decided that he was a special person.

"How is it? My brother is not bad, isn't he? The girls who like him are much older. If this boy doesn't like women, his son can be soy sauce by now." Bai Bao laughed twice. He almost forgot about this matter, but recently he was eating pork, and he finally remembered it again. He has to climb this family, and there is meat to eat.

"Hello." That's what Bai Bao said, and Gao Chang also turned his head to greet Luo Sen, showing respect.

"Hello." Rosen replied with a straight face, apparently in a bad mood.

"Look, Gao Chang, it's really hard for you to carry the wild boar on the mountain alone now, how about this? In the future, Luo Sen will go up the mountain with you, and if you catch the wild boar, you can also help. The two carry the boss. It's easier than carrying it alone, and Rosen can help you drive, how nice..."

Every time Bai Bao said something, Luo Sen's face became a little more serious. Gay also has dignity. Being promoted by Bai Bao like this is similar to that of the ancient times when he pushed his daughter to the landlord's house to be a concubine because his family was poor. What is the difference between good parents?You can't sell yourself so cheaply to this guy who can catch wild boars just because those brothers are so greedy for meat, right?

"No need, Rhubarb and I can handle it." Although Luo Sen looked good, Gao Chang had no plans to develop an extramarital affair.

"But no matter how good Rhubarb is, he can't help you carry wild boars, can he?" Bai Bao continued to persuade: "Think about it again, this Luo Sen is really good."

"Well, it's good." At this time, Zheng Guoxi on the table next to him spoke with a smile, and he and Gong Jian were looking back and forth at Luo Sen.

"Do you think it's useful? Can you hunt wild boars? Go away." Bai Bao also heard about Gong Jian and Zheng Guoxi, and felt that he should be on guard against them. His brother had to find a good family and be caught. What if these two things hooked up. "That's it, Gao Chang. From now on, Luo Sen will follow you up the mountain. You two are very familiar with each other. If you succeed in the future, don't be a matchmaker like me."

Gao Chang was silent. Since he couldn't refuse, let's forget it. At most, he would hide when he went out in the future, so that Luo Sen would not touch him.In fact, he really didn't want to take people up the mountain. Both he and Rhubarb had cultivation bases, and it would be difficult to use their hands and feet with someone else present. Moreover, there are so many poisonous snakes on the mountain now, and he has encountered it seven or eight times just by passing the mountain wind Well, if this person followed him up the mountain and accidentally left his life on the mountain, he would feel uncomfortable.

Gao Chang could bear it, but Rhubarb couldn't. Just kidding, if he took this person up the mountain, wouldn't it be impossible for him to even speak a word?What about matchmaking, Bai Bao is clearly here to poach his corner, no, it should be said to destroy his and Gao Chang's happy marriage.It's not been a day or two since Rhubarb found Bai Bao not pleasing to the eye. The first time we met, he said he wanted to eat his own flesh. Now he introduces a man to Gao Chang. This is clearly a provocation to him, the descendant of the dog god!

Rhubarb lowered his body and approached Bai Bao step by step. He must be taught a good lesson today, so that he will dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head in the future!

"It, what's wrong with it?" Bai Bao couldn't help but took a few steps back.

"It wants to fight you one-on-one." Gao Chang said bluntly about Rhubarb's plan.

"Okay, why are you singled out?" The scene of being fanned into the ditch by the rhubarb in the past is still fresh in my memory, and Bai Bao is very afraid of this big dog.

"You just said it can't help." As for the reason, Gao Chang could only say so.

"Well, Rhubarb, it's a misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding. In fact, the main reason I introduced Lawson to Gao Chang is to let them get along and not steal your job, really..."

This is clearly a provocation!provocative!Rhubarb is angry!

"Well, you guys should go back first." Gao Chang stretched out his hand and picked up Rhubarb. This guy weighs at least a hundred catties now, but Gao Chang has been carrying a lot of wild boars recently, so he doesn't feel very heavy. He held Dahuang's ears tightly with one hand, and combed his back with the other hand: "Dahuang doesn't like to go up the mountain with others, and he's showing his temper, haha."

"Okay then, if you need it some other day, come find me." Bai Bao looked at the irritable big dog in Gao Chang's arms, and took Rosen away.

When passing the alley, Bai Bao said to Luo Sen: "It's okay, don't be discouraged, it's just that the dog has a lover complex."

"I'm not discouraged." Rosen retorted dissatisfiedly. Who wants to be discouraged by such a thing?

"That's the best, you've heard it, that dog has lived for almost 12 years, have you ever heard of a dog that can live to be 15 years old? It can't last long, brother, let's talk to it Affordable."

"But... I think he seems very strong, he doesn't look old at all." Rosen was dubious.

"That's all an illusion. When the time comes, it will naturally have to obediently report to the underworld..."

Rhubarb, who had been smoothed very comfortably by Gao Changshun Mao, immediately became furious again when he heard this. Who said it was old?Who is going to report to the underworld soon?Rhubarb struggled vigorously, it would definitely teach this rude guy a lesson, and let him see who is the one who is going to report to the underworld.

"Good boy, we'll be neighbors from now on, don't cause trouble." Gao Chang patted Rhubarb on the head to make him quiet.

But... "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!"Rhubarb barked angrily.

"What's wrong with Rhubarb?" Gong Jian looked over suspiciously, and many people in the yard were also shocked.

"It's okay, I'm practicing my throat." Gao Chang patted Rhubarb's head while feeding it meat. Rhubarb groaned for a long time, and finally put the meat into his mouth indistinctly and unwillingly.

"It's a pity, that person just let him go like this." Zheng Guoxi brought up this topic again.

"It's a pity, I'm all staying in the same village. There will be plenty of opportunities in the future." Gong Jian spoke with a smile.

"That's right. Otherwise, it would be a pity to miss such a good person. Look at his slender body."

"It's about 1.8 meters long. It's quite strong. Didn't Bai Bao say he has six-pack abs?"

"It's expected! The facial features are also good."

"It's a single eyelid, it looks very pleasing to the eye, and the voice is also nice, oh oh..."

"..."

Gao Chang hurriedly finished the remaining mouthfuls of rice in the bowl, hugged the rhubarb that was gradually becoming irritable, and stayed away from the two men who were singing together.

The relationship between Zheng Guoxi and Gongjian is not simple. Many people in their village know about it. It’s just the way of the world. Let’s be realistic. If Zheng Guoxi brings a woman back, he won’t be able to help him with work, and he will pay for food for nothing. Mouth, Zheng Guoxi brings a man back now, he is a labor force.So although everyone said it behind their backs, they didn't dislike it too much. Anyway, it wasn't their family who lost their children and grandchildren, and it would be nice to have multiple labors.

Back in the house, Gao Chang threw Rhubarb on the bed. During the commotion just now, this guy scratched himself several times, and his clothes were scratched by him. Is it easy to get clothes these days? He, stock up again More, that is to wear one less.

"Don't bother me, and transform into shape as soon as you have strength." Gao Chang said, he went out with a washbasin and fetched a basin of hot water, and took a bath for himself. Rhubarb has good eyesight and can see in the dark. Clearly, Gao Chang just stood naked in front of him, and then wiped its face and paws for it. The originally high anger gradually disappeared.

After finishing his work, Gao Chang sat cross-legged on the bed and meditated. After laying cross-legged for a while, Da Huang opened his eyes. What happened today made him very upset. Da Huang stretched out his paws and scratched the edge of the bed a few times, biting the quilt again. Roll around a few times. Normally at this time, Gao Chang would definitely jump up and teach him a lesson. If there is no movement now, it means that he is in meditation.

Hmph, he is calm. Thinking about what happened in the morning, Rhubarb is still aggrieved.What makes a single eyelid look good, how can that kind of squinting look good, the eyeballs are only so small, it's basically a mouse eye, so that's also called good-looking?What six-pack abs, they never use abdominal muscles to measure strength, it is not easy to get abdominal muscles, it just pinches eight-pack abs for itself.Hey, it’s still 1.8 meters tall, and it’s like playing with it when it grows to two meters——However, Da Huang looked at the two lines Gao Chang drew on the pillar. Will you teach it a lesson?

Rhubarb squatted under the pillar, rolled his eyes a few times, and immediately thought about it.He first jumped on the table and opened the drawer. From a pile of messy things, he found the half bottle of black ink that Gao Chang used when he was studying. Then he took a bowl in his mouth and beat half a bowl of flour, added some water, ink and Yihe, seeing that it was almost the same color as the pillar, dipped some in it with a rag, put it in his mouth, climbed up to the pillar and wiped off the two tall and long lines.

Because the color of the flour is very similar to the color on the wooden pillars, it is not very obvious that there are traces of smearing.Rhubarb jumped down from the pillar, spat out the rag in his mouth, endured the smell of rag in his mouth, and walked around the pillar a few times, quite satisfied with the fruits of his labor.The tall and long line has been wiped off by him, and the next step is to draw two lines again, but how high should it be?

Rhubarb first melted a line at a distance of two meters, but after thinking about it, it was too easy to reveal the stuffing, so I took a rag to it and then painted it with flour. Rhubarb finally determined the height he wanted, thickened the line, and then drew a light line about five centimeters above it, and you're done.

The finishing work must also be done well. The ink bottle must be tightened and put back in the drawer. Rhubarb’s claws are not strong, so he can only twist it with his mouth. It is really inconvenient to not change shape.The bowl filled with flour is not easy to wash, there is no water in their house, and the blue light outside the yard is too strong, so it is not easy to go out, so I have to hide it in the firewood pile, anyway, Gao Chang will not notice There is only one bowl missing in the house.

After a lot of work, Da Huang jumped onto the bed wagging his tail, curled up beside Gao Chang and began to practice.Hmm, looks good?When the uncle takes shape, let you see what looks good.

This morning, because Gao Chang was in meditation, he naturally didn't know what Rhubarb was doing. Meowzai woke up once, and when he opened his eyelids, he saw Rhubarb circling around the pillar, climbing up and down N times, In the end, I still couldn't climb the pillar.

Humph, silly dog!Want to learn it to climb a pillar?Miaozai yawned triumphantly and continued to sleep on it.