tall and rhubarb

"Let me ask you, you dog race, it is impossible to be born to practice, don't you have inheritance? Are there any formulas suitable for human cultivation?"

Gao Chang will not be so stupid that when rhubarb grows up, what it can give him at that time is a little money at most. If you upgrade yourself, you can still get some benefits while this descendant of Inugami is still weak, and you are a fool if you don't.

"Yes, but don't spread it to outsiders." The descendants of Inugami are too simple, and obviously haven't learned to lie.

"I'm your savior, how can I be considered an outsider?" Upon hearing that there really was such a thing, Gao Chang became excited, and his voice rose several notches.

"No, if outsiders practice our clan's mental method, they will be cursed by the dog god."

"Fuck! So ruthless!" Did Gao Chang give up so easily?That is of course impossible. "Then if we two worship brothers, am I considered a dog clansman?"

"It's useless to worship a brother, unless we marry each other."

The other half of the descendants of Inugami is usually not of the same kind. After all, there are very few dogs that can be inherited. At the same time, there are only two or three dogs on the entire earth, so it is unrealistic to find the same kind of dog to marry.In addition, after they are enlightened, they usually look down on ordinary dogs, but focus on humans who are not far from their own IQ.

However, the lifespan of human beings cannot be as long as that of the descendants of dog gods, and dogs are known for their loyalty. Naturally, they can't do the kind of unproductive things that are exchanged for one shot, so they are also actively exploring the mental methods suitable for human cultivation. , now passed down to Rhubarb, it is considered relatively systematic and mature.

"Baitang?" Gao Chang glanced at the rhubarb in the kennel, this guy really dared to say it.

"And you don't even think about remarriage in your life." The word "second marriage" was said by the women who played mahjong when Rhubarb was sleeping in Gao Chang's arms this afternoon. There is no such word in the inherited memory. It seems that the man's name is Xu Xian A woman is called remarriage, but Rhubarb thinks the word "second marriage" is more vivid.After all, the age is different. Rhubarb feels that the memory it received seems a bit old, probably it has been lost for a long time.

"If you practice, can you live forever?" Although he is not ready to entrust his marriage happiness to a puppy, Gao Chang feels that it is necessary for him to understand the benefits of practicing.

"Well, the focus of human practice is to prolong life. In the past, the companion of the dog god, the shortest-lived one only lived for more than 300 years, and the longest lived left the earth with the dog god when he was a thousand years old."

"A thousand years old..." How strong is this temptation for Gao Chang who died early!

"It should be more than a thousand years old. At that time, his practice had reached a very high level, and he was still very young." Da Huang said realistically.

"Well, it doesn't matter if I'm a man?" Gao Chang finally didn't object to marrying a puppy.

"Gender doesn't matter." Non-my race is fine, gender is not a big problem.

"Then if we two get married, who will marry whom? How will this be calculated?"

"Of course you are married into the dog family." Speaking of this, Da Huang suddenly raised his head, reversing his listless posture just now. "I will never marry you, don't think about it."

"Then you don't plan to repay the favor?" Anyway, Gao Chang is married to this dog, and it is a thousand years old. Just kidding, can he let a thousand years old slip away in vain?

"I will repay you in the future..." Da Huang said without confidence. This person seems to love money very much, but none of the dogs seem to be very good at making money.

"If you want to repay me, then let's pay homage. It doesn't matter if you don't want to, just treat me as a good person for nothing. Now you go, I don't want to see you again." Gao Chang squatted In front of the kennel, he looked sadly at this sick offspring named Da Huang.

"I will really repay you in the future..." Rhubarb anxiously scratched the old clothes under his body with his paws. It is not what a dog clan should do if he does not repay his kindness. If this memory is passed down in the future, he will definitely spurned by the same race.

"Alas..." Gao Changyou sighed. "Forget it, you'd better go, it seems that when we buy ribs tomorrow, only grandma and I will eat together."

"No... I won't go..." Rhubarb stretched out its paws and hooked the tall trousers. There will be ribs tomorrow, but today it doesn't say anything.

"You'd better go." Gao Chang stretched out his hand and lifted the puppy by his legs. "Where do you want to go, I'll send you off, anyway, we can be regarded as acquaintances."

"No, let's pay homage!"

Rhubarb sniffled. He was really sad. In the inheritance memory, part of it was called the criteria for choosing a spouse.Rhubarb had studied it long ago. This young man named Gao Chang didn't meet any of the criteria at all. Gao Chang was dark and thin, with only a pair of bright eyes.

He has neither outstanding appearance nor extraordinary temperament, neither gentle nor considerate, he will not scratch himself to scratch lice, nor will he take himself out for a stroll, let alone bathe himself every day.Hmm... He will probably become the least picky inheritor of his wife. The sad thing is that his memory is likely to be passed on to future generations. There is no privacy at all, and the descendants of the dog clan are also very distressed.

"Actually, you don't have to force it so much. You know, even if I don't marry into the dog clan, I can live a good life. I can make money and have meat to eat." Gao Chang put the rhubarb on his palm, and continued to put it on with a sad face. Sugar-coated cannonballs.

"No, I don't force it at all, really!" Maybe this partner is not bad, he is very good at playing mahjong, and after marrying him, he will have meat to eat, which is quite a temptation for Rhubarb.

"Okay then, can you practice the mental method for me after paying homage?" You have to discuss the price clearly before making a deal, right?

"Yes." Inheritance says that the relationship between husband and wife is very important, but Gao Chang seems to have only taken a fancy to the practice method in his memory, and Rhubarb is a little sad. Maybe its happiness in this life has been ruined by him. indefinite.Whether to marry or eat meat and bones, this is really the most difficult multiple-choice question for the descendants of the dog family.

While Grandma Gao was sleeping, Gao Chang secretly went out and touched the candles on the stove. Their village’s wiring is not good, and there are frequent power outages. Candles are also a must for every household, and they will come in handy right now. up.Gao Chang lit two candles on the desk in his own room, and pulled Rhubarb to pay respects to him. The descendant of the dog god seemed very dissatisfied.

"Why is it a white candle? People use red candles. I heard that white candles are for the dead..."

One person and one dog kowtowed and saluted in such a sneaky way. Da Huang said that Grandma Gao could not know that the dog gods of all dynasties were their high hall.Every time he kowtowed, Gao Chang felt that he was one step closer to immortality, but it was really painful to watch the descendant of the Inugami kowtow.

If it weren't for the fact that there were many mice in their house, Grandma Gao would have been used to the noisy noises in the house at night, so she had to get up to see what happened now, if he saw Gao Chang lighting white candles in the room in the middle of the night, she would be frightened die.

"Okay, can I start practicing now?"

After the husband and wife made obeisance, Gao Chang picked up the rhubarb and couldn't wait to ask it for advice.Then he saw a golden flash in Da Huang's eyes, and then a paragraph of words appeared in his mind.

"This is the first level of mentality. I'll give you the second level after you've practiced." He also knew how to keep his hand, it seems that the descendant of the Inugami is not as careless as Gao Chang imagined.

"This... how do you practice?" Gao Chang didn't know how to step on the road of self-cultivation with just a few formulas without thinking.

"Sit cross-legged, calm your mind, sink your qi into your dantian, discard all distracting thoughts, and carefully comprehend the meaning of these few formulas. If you can enter into meditation, it will be considered half done." Da Huang dug out the memory in his mind, followed said.

"Oh." Gao Chang climbed onto the bed, tonight is his and Da Huang's wedding night, it's hard to let him continue to sleep in the kennel, so let's sleep on the bed from now on.He sat cross-legged as Da Huang said, and just as he was done, he suddenly remembered something: "I almost forgot, you haven't taken your medicine yet."

"I don't take medicine!" Rhubarb shrank to the corner.

"If you don't take medicine, you won't recover from your illness. Look, you have a high fever. What if your brain is burnt out?" This guy only told himself the first-level cultivation method, and he had to ask for it in the future. Can't let it just burn stupid like this.

"No, I won't take medicine!" Rhubarb hooked his claws on the mosquito net, trying to climb up, but the mosquito net entangled his nails, and he couldn't pull it out.

"Stop talking nonsense, take medicine when you are sick."

Gao Chang was not soft at all, he tore it off the mosquito net, put it on his left leg, then pressed it with his right leg, forced the freshly cut pill into its mouth, and then poured a few mouthfuls of cold water , the whole process was quite cruel, the rhubarb made thin miserable squeaking sounds on his legs, like a little mouse.

"Woooo...I want to divorce you!" Divorce is also a new vocabulary that Da Huang learned this afternoon. This is a really good age, and you can still divorce if your marriage is not harmonious.

"Does the dog clan have a divorce ceremony?" Gao Chang smiled happily, his eyes narrowed into two thin slits, and a large area of ​​white teeth was exposed.

"No..." Rhubarb was desperate, it felt that its life was over, and it was blind to beg such a violent wife for itself.

"Hey, I'll buy you pork ribs tomorrow." Gao Chang patted Rhubarb on the forehead, and then asked himself to meditate.

Rhubarb whined twice in dissatisfaction, and then got into bed and went to sleep. For the sake of ribs, he reluctantly accepted this marriage. After all, every dog ​​god in front has said that a partner cannot always be perfect Yes, if you want to have a harmonious and happy life after marriage, it is absolutely impossible not to learn to be patient.