tall and rhubarb

After experiencing this human-mouse war, the number of mice in the bamboo forest behind Gao Chang's village was much less. Even if they encountered a nest or two when digging bamboo roots, they would all run away in desperation, not daring to follow them. People in Gao Chang's village resisted.

Mice were no longer a threat, but poisonous snakes were still a headache. For this reason, Old Weitou and his female disciples were regarded as guests of honor by Gao Chang and his village.Every evening when eating, old Weitou would bring a few of his apprentices to Gao Chang's yard, and sometimes he would bring some prey or something to eat with everyone, and then go to the bamboo forest behind to start work together.

In his free time, Old Weitou would catch a few green bamboo leaves, pull out poisonous snakes and bring them to the village, so that the children in the village would learn how to catch snakes. The villagers were grateful to him. When they left in the morning, they would often ask them to bring something back. They have everything to eat and use, saying that when they first arrived here, they lacked everything and life was not easy.

As for the female disciples under Old Weitou, the women in the village definitely did not welcome them at first, especially for Hua Siyue, who always felt that this woman had a good appearance and liked to be the one who hooked up with men the most. thing.But it didn't take two or three days, these women in and out of the village were laughing and chatting together, talking together whenever they had time, like sisters they hadn't seen for many years.

This Hua Siyue can be regarded as a good ruler, and these women have experienced many hardships and gathered together, so they naturally have their own set of ideological dogma.For those men who don't regard women as human beings and don't take marriage seriously, they are very shameless. They don't even bother to do such things as a third party.What's more, in the eyes of this group of women, no man is as reliable as a monk. After experiencing betrayal and abandonment, it is actually difficult for them to rely on a man so easily like the women in the village.

The people in the village joked that Hua Siyue and the group were called the Girl Gang, and later this name became the name of their village, but they themselves didn't like it, saying that it sounded like a gangster.In any case, the girl gang is still very popular in this area. The main reason is that the old Weitou is partial to them and imparts all the skills of his life. Everyone in the village wants to learn from them.

Now, there is old Weitou sitting in the bamboo grove, so Gao Chang and Da Huang are free. When it is not a special case, Gao Chang can not work. This is when Gao Chang came back from the west, the people in the village gave As a member of Gao Chang's family, Rhubarb also had his privileges as a matter of course.

It's all right anyway, after Gao Chang sent Suobo to Baohua Temple to attend class tonight, he and Dahuang went to the seaside, he still owes Meowzai a fish, this guy hangs out with him all day now, if he has something to do, he can Meow at him twice, reminding Gao Chang of the fact that he is still in debt, making it impossible for him to forget.

Although it is summer now, but the sea water is cold, Gao Chang took off his coat, put on a pair of shorts, and did a few warm-up moves on the shore, then jumped down with a plop, followed by Rhubarb into the water, the two of them together Swim underwater in tandem.

With the sunlight that is about to disappear, Gao Chang can still vaguely see the scene under the water. The house is still the original house, but the tiles on the roof of some tile-roofed houses have been carried away by the current, and the glass windows of many houses are broken. It is broken, and there are still many houses that are not closed. Gao Chang knows that there are some small fish in these houses, but it is dark, and he doesn't want to go in. If there is a sea snake or something inside, it will be a big loss if it is bitten. sent.

"Where did you catch the fish last time?" Gao Chang came out of the water and wiped the sea water on his face with his palm. In the western sky, the first quarter moon had already begun to appear pale.

"Over there." Da Huang pointed to the northwest direction, the sea water of their bay came in from there.

"Go." Gao Chang swung his long legs and walked forward sideways.

"It's a little far away, are you cold?" Da Huang looked at Gao Chang's paler lips than usual with disapproval.

"It's all in the water, why don't you go back empty-handed?" The water is a little cold, but in the water, it is different from being in the air. Under the action of buoyancy, as long as you can grasp the law of the water flow, you can walk freely in it. Don't feel free. taste.

"Wait a minute, something seems to be coming." Halfway through the swim, Da Huang suddenly grabbed Gao Chang's arm to prevent him from moving forward.

"What is it?" Shark?Gao Chang guessed not optimistically.

"I don't know, there are quite a lot of them, let's go ashore."

"Wait and see." The water in their place is shallow, and it's hard for big fish to get in. Gao Chang didn't believe that he would really be that weak.

"Looks like... shrimp?" After a while, Rhubarb said uncertainly.

"Shrimp?" At this moment, Gao Chang could only vaguely feel a vague mass approaching them from the northwest. "How big is it?"

"It's about this big." Rhubarb stretched out an index finger.

"Hey, it can't be wrong, we probably encountered a group of shrimps!" Gao Chang was happy now, but soon, he was in a hurry in the water again: "Oops, what should we pack the shrimps with?"

"..." Rhubarb silently looked at the equipment of the two of them. When they went into the water, they took off all their clothes. Only the underpants were left on their bodies.

"..." Gao Chang looked at the underpants of the two of them, then plunged into the bottom of the water, groped around, grabbed a vine that was about to be soaked, and scrubbed it with his hands a few times to wipe off the juice , leaving only gray and flexible veins.

Gao Chang asked Rhubarb to take off his underpants, and then let him turn into a dog shape. He used his sharp canine teeth to bite a few holes under the legs of the underpants, tied them with vines, and gnawed a few holes in the bottom of the pants. Put on the vine, leaving only a small opening, and do the same with my own. After 10 minutes, the two of them floated naked on the water, each holding a pair of underpants in their hands.At this time, they were very sure that the large group of oncoming people were indeed sea prawns.

"Here we come." Gao Chang's eyes lit up, facing the swarm of shrimps, he slowly swam backwards.

Soon, they merged with the prawn swarm, and the two of them swam in the water in the same direction and at the same speed as the prawn swarm, mixed with the prawn swarm, quietly shot like lightning, and caught the prawn Just stuffed it into the pants, because it didn't cause much movement, the two of them merged with the sea water completely, and didn't startle the shrimps away.

It was not until the two of them filled their underpants that they reluctantly bid farewell to the shrimp group and returned to the shore where they entered the water. If they had known that such a good thing would happen tonight, Gao Chang would definitely have brought a dozen Come here with the sack.

"Hiss, what a waste." When putting on his clothes, Gao Chang's eyes were still staring at the water, hissing in distress. There were so many shrimps, and he didn't know if there would be any more when he came next time.

"Gao Chang..." Da Huang put on his clothes and stood by the water, twitching his legs awkwardly.

"What?"

"Isn't it weird not to wear pants?"

"Hmm..." Da Huang didn't say Gao Chang didn't feel it, but after he said it, he felt that his lower body was empty, and he was not used to not wearing the underpants that he had worn for decades since he was a child.But when he saw the two bags made from underpants, which were bulging and full of prawns, Gao Chang regained his balance. He touched his nose, comforted Rhubarb and said, "There are so many prawns, so it's nothing to sacrifice a little."

Gao Chang and Da Huang returned to the yard with a pair of shrimp underpants in their hands. Chen Yuzhen and a few women were cleaning up the rat meat. Seeing them like this, they couldn't help asking: "Gao Chang, what are you doing?" ?”

"I just touched some shrimps in the water." Gao Chang laughed awkwardly, dumped the shrimps into a wooden basin in the yard, held his and Rhubarb's underpants, and went back to the house in a hurry Needless to say, this glorious deed of the two of them will soon be widely sung.

Sure enough, as soon as the door was closed, the group of women outside started laughing.

"Oh, I heard for the first time that underpants can also be used as bags."

"Isn't it all in a hurry, I want to let you go, this is a good thing, do you need to wear pants?"

"No, our pants are too small, how many shrimps can they hold?"

"I think it can hold quite a few."

"Big buttocks are convenient, not to mention being able to have a son, but at the critical moment, you pull off your underpants and bring a bag of shrimp home, tsk tsk..."

"Then you have to be able to get into the sea first, just like you, no matter how big your pants are, it's useless."

"Don't tell me, this shrimp is really big, you think Gao Chang can't tell it apart this time?"

"Don't think about beautiful things, it's only so much in total, what's enough for you."

"What's the matter, you look at the prawns in your underpants, are you so greedy?"

"If your man finds out, he will skin you carefully."

"He dares, my old lady will let him have a cold meal."

"..."

Gao Chang pretended not to hear what these women said, took a bucket out from the house, filled some hot water, and took a bath with Rhubarb in the yard. After taking a bath, he went to look at the shrimps in the basin. Most are still alive.Miaozi and the others must have smelled it, and they were walking around the wooden basin at the moment, they were tall and silent, and no one dared to stretch their paws into the basin without authorization.

"Gao Chang, what are you going to eat these shrimps?" Chen Yuzhen asked with a smile.

"Let's boil it in the water, Aunt Yuzhen, help us get some sauce later." Gao Chang held three live shrimps in his hands, and the three were in good agreement, and immediately rushed over and took one of them away. .Miaozi moved the fastest, climbed onto the beam with a shrimp in his mouth, tilted his head and chewed a shrimp in a few mouthfuls, and then turned his attention to Yingzi and Simba.Yingzi took the shrimp in his mouth and pecked it back and forth, and finally swallowed it with his neck up before Meowzai approached.

It was also the first time for Simba to eat this new food. He wrinkled his nose and sniffed it, then stuck out his tongue and licked it. He didn’t seem to like it very much. Meowzai squatted in front of it and gave a flattering meow. Simba thought for a while, In the end, he ate the shrimp. After eating, he licked his mouth, probably because he thought it tasted good, and turned around the bowl of shrimp again.

"Meow!" Let's have another one, Miaozai flattered him with a greedy face, and Yingzi and Simba also stared at Gao Chang eagerly.

"After eating this one, there will be no more." Gao Chang grabbed three more shrimps from the basin and shared them out, and then said nothing, he hasn't eaten any of them yet.

Putting a basin of clean water on the side, Gao Chang borrowed two pairs of scissors from Chen Yuzhen, one pair of scissors with Rhubarb, grabbed the prawns in the basin, cut off the long whiskers and sharp horns on the head, and washed them in clean water , and then boiled in a large pot, without adding anything except a few slices of ginger, after cooking, with the dipping sauce that Chen Yuzhen helped them make, peeled the shells of the shrimp and dipped them in some sauce, it was really fresh and fragrant!

When the men came back from work, they heard that Gao Chang and the others had bought two prawns in their underpants. They all came to watch the fun, and said that the prawns were really big. You must know that this is wild. It is rare to grow so big, and it is probably blue. Colored sun drying out.The men made up their minds that after a while they would be less busy, and they would also go to the beach to have a look. If they couldn't get any shrimps, they should at least get some small fish and crabs. The women were also trying to weave nets.

Later, I don’t know who said something, now the animals on the mountain are so fierce, I don’t know what’s going on in the sea, don’t risk your life just for one bite, it’s not worth it.After what he said, the topic in the yard changed again, and the villagers speculated whether there would be monsters in the sea.

When eating in the morning, on the small table of Gao Chang and the others, besides vegetables and stir-fried rat meat, there was also a large plate of shiny prawns. One copy arrived.The children in the yard were all watching eagerly, their eyes were straight and they couldn't turn a corner. Gao Chang was a little embarrassed by the look, and even the prawns tasted a little strange in their mouths.

"Ahem, everyone under the age of ten, come here to pick up the prawns."

"Oh! Share the shrimp!" These children were waiting for him to speak. As soon as Gao Chang spoke, there was a long line in the yard. It was not the first time that Gao Chang divided things in their yard. These dolls Already familiar with the way.Looking at the long queue, Gao Chang knew that the hoarding plan had already been reimbursed, and it would be good to have enough shrimp for a meal, and there was no way there would be any leftovers.

"Meow!" Meowzai screamed, stood up and pulled Gao Chang's trouser legs, trying to stop Gao Chang from dividing the shrimp.

"Chirp!" Yingzi fluttered back and forth in the yard, dropping a lot of bird feathers on everyone's table.

"Hmm..." Simba stared at Gao Chang for a while, seeing that his own gaze could not dissuade him from this stupid idea, so he stretched out his wolf claws, pricked a few shrimps with his sharp nails, and put them in the In Suobo's rice bowl, he kept urging him to eat quickly.

No matter how fiercely his family's animal army objected, the shrimps of Gao Chang's family were sent out one by one. He was idle anyway, and he would go out to catch them tomorrow night. Definitely a lot of seafood.These dolls are not as lucky as Suobo, and it is not easy to have capable parents.

"Hey, you've already taken it." Da Huang grabbed a child by the collar and lifted him up.

"This time I got it for my sister." The child replied, sniffling.

"Your sister has also taken it." Da Huang looked at him seriously, human child, try lying to me again.

"Eh? I don't know." The child rolled his eyes.

"You know." This doll is too outrageous that he dares to come to his house to cheat Xia.

"I don't know." The child shrank his neck while holding the bowl, and refused to admit it.

"You know." Rhubarb grinned his teeth.

"I do not know."

"..."