The president is cool, handsome and domineering

Because it was the first day of work, Liu Xiaonian didn't have much to do. After finishing the work in hand, he rolled up his sleeves and planned to mop the floor.

"Don't move!" David Jiang exclaimed.

Liu Xiaonian was taken aback, "What's wrong?"

"...you sit!" David Jiang pushed him back onto the chair enthusiastically, "I love mopping the floor the most, don't try to compete with me!"

"Pfft!" The elegant Lin Pingping spat out a mouthful of water in an ungraceful way.

"I'm done with my work, so I'm fine anyway." Liu Xiaonian sat shyly, "It's fine, I'll do it."

What does work done mean?David Jiang's mind was spinning rapidly. Could it be that he was indirectly complaining that he had arranged too little work for him?

yes!Mr. Gu's man sprays oil, how can he only do fur work!Of course, it should penetrate into the core of the business!

David Jiang suddenly felt dizzy from being hit by the truth. Fortunately, he was smart enough to hear his overtones!

"These are all the materials and documents of our department." David Jiang put a big box on his desk, "Is it enough to see?"

Looking at the large stack of yellowed old materials, Liu Xiaonian's heart trembled—why there are so many things.He took out a copy at random, and on the title page was written '98 Financial Plan'.

Liu Xiaonian, a liberal arts nerd, felt a little dizzy for a moment, but it was hard to show it, so he pretended to read while texting his good friend Li Xiongmeng—why did they let me see the financial plan from more than ten years ago?

Li Xiongmeng replied quickly - newcomers will inevitably be bullied when they join the company, just get used to it.

Resigned to his fate, Liu Xiaonian put the phone back in his pocket, and continued to read the financial statements honestly.You can probably guess what the year-on-year increase means, and what is the month-on-month increase?Net financial leverage... Net operating assets, net profit margin... After-tax operating net profit margin... Liu Xiaonian yawned again and again, and his butt kept moving back and forth on the chair.

Everyone in the office was paying close attention to Liu Xiaonian's every move. Seeing his buttocks constantly moving and his expression so miserable that he couldn't speak, he immediately started running wildly in his heart. This is clearly a sign of excessive indulgence!

"Xiao Nian." Gu Kai pushed the door open and walked in.

Everyone gave the middle finger in their hearts, and they ran to look for them within three hours of separation, and everyone who showed affection and love went to SHI!

"President Gu." Liu Xiaonian stood up and sneezed loudly.

Against the sun's rays, Gu Kai saw fine dust flying around him, so he flipped through the documents on the table, "The 98 financial report, why do you need to read this?"

"..." Liu Xiaonian looked at David Jiang for help.

"I want him to understand the department's strategic structure as soon as possible, and look forward to the future while reviewing history!" David Jiang's answer was very loud.

"He is only responsible for writing the game copy, what does it have to do with finances?" Gu Kai threw the folder back into the box, "Xiao Nian is prone to allergies, so try not to let him touch these old documents in the future."

"Yes!" Jiang Dawei burst into tears, Nima turned out to be a weak patient!

"Take a short break and come out with me." Gu Kai patted him on the shoulder.

"What are you going to do?" Liu Xiaonian asked.

Before he finished speaking, President Gu had already left the door on his own, and Liu Xiaonian had no choice but to follow.

What to do? !

This sentence is really suitable for association. In the "Pink Meng Meng Crystal Heart" game group, the girls and men who gossip are the most abundant. At this time, everyone's eyes lit up, and they learned by analogy. From the size to the body position, and then to the body position. Time, can't stop, can't stop, can't fill the desire, burns the body, wants to die.

Liu Xiaonian sneezed again.

"Do you want to take some allergy medicine?" Gu Kai asked, "My forehead is red."

"It's okay, it'll be fine later." Liu Xiaonian rubbed his nose, "Where are we going?"

"Right bank." Gu Kai replied.

What's that?Liu Xiaonian didn't dare to ask, because before going to work, Li Xiongmeng had told his face to face for half an hour, so he couldn't easily expose his poor butt!

"You are a writer anyway, you have to bring out your temperament, you know that?" Li Xiongmeng's saliva splashed.

Liu Xiaonian nodded timidly, for fear that he would come up and eat him—it was too cruel.

The right bank is the company's own coffee shop, Gu Kai ordered black tea and snacks for him, and ordered a cup of coffee for himself.

"Why are you here?" Liu Xiaonian was a little puzzled.

"Now is the time for the president to talk, the company's tradition for new employees." Gu Kai smiled innocently.

The waiter who was serving dessert tilted his hand and yelled in his heart, Nima, you are so flustered, I have worked here for three years, when did I see you talking to a new employee? !

"Oh." Liu Xiaonian suddenly felt a sense of mission, and put his hands on his knees upright.

Gu Kai silently squeezed the tissue, the veins on his hands popped out, don't blame me for swallowing you if you keep being so cute!

"What are you talking about?" Liu Xiaonian sat down solemnly.

"Tell me what you think about this game." Gu Kai returned to his normal expression, and leaned back on the back of the sofa, trying to make himself look domineering and free and easy.

"...but I've only been here for three hours." Liu Xiaonian was very embarrassed, "and I've been looking at the financial report." Apart from the name, I don't know anything about the game!

Gu Kai stroked his chin happily, then let's talk about something else.

The transition from life ideal to romance should not be too beautiful.

"There is a new movie coming out this weekend, let's go together." Gu Kai tapped his finger on the table, "The main purpose is to let you find inspiration."

Watching a movie for inspiration?Liu Xiaonian was at a loss.

"This is a romantic literary film, you can learn from it, which plots can be used in novels and games." Gu Kai is very serious, "The company values ​​you very much, don't let everyone down."

Liu Xiaonian was stunned for a moment.

For an hour or two, the game team didn't wait for Liu Xiaonian to come back, but Lin Pingping saw the two talking and laughing when he was buying coffee, and he was shocked and rushed back to the office to report the letter.

Colleagues were entangled with tears, relying on being the boss to fall in love during working hours, I hate it to death!

"Go and continue to investigate!" David Jiang kicked Lin Pingping out of the office, "We must have first-hand information!"

Five minutes later, someone knocked on the door, and after opening it, the courier stood at the door blankly holding the box, "May I ask if 'Ping Ping Feng Hua Peerless' is this office?"

"The screen name has such a low IQ, how could it be in our office." Jiang Dawei snatched the courier box to sign for him in shame and anger, "Don't shout so loud next time."

The courier boy left with a confused head, and came back after a few minutes, "There is another Liu Xiaonian, who is also from your place, right?"

The president's male fuel injection also has express delivery?David Jiang took the express box and shook it carelessly.

"What is it?" Everyone's eyes shot up, "I guess it's a little surprise from Mr. Gu!"

"Maybe it's the landmines and grenades made by the rival!"

"Poison? Ether? Daggers? Headless dolls."

The discussion was in full swing. The courier brother took the order and quickly retreated in a mess in the wind. This office is too sinister.

Not long after, there was another knock on the door, and Liu Xiaonian stood outside apologetically, "I'm sorry I forgot to bring the key."

"No need to apologize, we are as close as a family!" David Jiang smiled like a spring breeze, "By the way, there is your courier on the big table."

"Express delivery?" Liu Xiaonian was very surprised, why there was a delivery on the first day of work.

The colleagues in the office are extremely satisfied with this expression, this is the plot that should appear in the novel!

Liu Xiaonian cut the tape with a knife, and hearing the sound of stinging, stinging, everyone's hearts were surging, and they wished to stretch their necks one meter long.

There was also a small box in the box, and there was a black plastic bag in the small box. When Liu Xiaonian unwrapped the layers of packaging and finally got the things out, he was completely shocked!

The rest of the office was shocked too!

Because in the hand of the president man, he is holding a majestic fake JJ!

"What is this?" Liu Xiaonian asked tremblingly.

The girls in the office had their cheeks flushed, and David Jiang swallowed hard. Is it really okay to show off this kind of thing in public? It's okay, Nima obviously can't!

But he was Mr. Gu's male sprayer, so David Jiang had no choice but to swallow the roar, and said as kindly as possible, "Xiao Nian, take it back quickly."

"No, it's not mine." Liu Xiaonian wanted to cry, but he accidentally touched the switch with both hands, and the fake JJ suddenly vibrated crazily!

The touch from his hand was so terrifying that all the hairs on Liu Xiaonian's body stood on end, and he threw the fake dick on the table!

The buzzing sound intensified, and the fake JJ was writhing around on the table. The visual effect was so shocking that David Jiang had to roll up his sleeves and do it himself. Gritting his teeth, he picked it up and searched for the switch.

But where is the switch of this ancestor of Nima!

So when Gu Kai and Lin Pingping pushed open the office door together, they saw Jiang Dawei holding a trembling fake dick in both hands, touching it around anxiously.

Even though he had already experienced many battles in the mall, Gu Kai was still shocked by the scene in front of him!

"It's really not mine." Liu Xiaonian was still at a loss to explain, he picked up the express box and looked, "Could it be delivered by mistake... No, this is not for me, ordinary and beautiful?"

Lin Pingping, a generation of monsters, covered his face and howled shyly, "Why are you dismantling my express delivery, you hate it to death!"

Liu Xiaonian burst into tears, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

David Jiang searched for the switch but failed, so he simply stuffed the fake JJ into Lin Pingping's hand and roared, "Turn it off for me!"

The fake JJ let out a majestic panting sound, twitching more rapidly.Lin Pingping is obviously not familiar enough with its structure. In order not to disturb his colleagues' work, he had to cover it with his clothes in a hurry. Later, he felt that Nima was a bit too insignificant, so he threw it into the drawer again, and the buzzing sound continued , Lin Pingping made the worst decision in his life in desperation. He threw the spinning JJ into his water glass in an attempt to short-circuit it!

This is obviously an extremely stupid move, the handsome fake JJ is amazingly waterproof, it swirls happily in the water glass, throwing the homemade old yogurt to President Gu's face!

So everyone was petrified again, because Mr. Gu got facial shot by a fake JB!