Everyone at the scene was in shock!Except Lin Pingping!Because he was so drunk, the person who was sleeping was unconscious, and he didn't notice the male protagonist's thick line at all! !
Don't be too miserable to use wine to drown your sorrows! Tears streaming down your face!The senior who had a crush on him in college suddenly appeared. He thought he would be able to spend time with you and me, and even started to imagine that he would confess his love to himself in a magical scene!I didn't expect the truth at the end to be so bloody!This is not life, this is clearly a novel!What's more, it's BE...
Hu Yunfei sat beside him, "Are you okay?"
wipe!Everyone at the scene felt that this sentence was very weak!Nima should hug and force kiss directly at such a time! "Are you okay?" This kind of line is simply sloppy, and it doesn't fit his evil, charming and crazy temperament at all! !
Lin Pingping was dizzy, lying on the table without moving, obviously drunk!
So Director Hu picked him up and walked out in full view, very domineering!The waiter quickly opened the door, and a gust of evil wind blew into the bar in an instant!Director Hu's fierce windbreaker was blowing!
I just wiped it like Fa Ge possessed me!The team members of the pink and cute crystal heart are very cold, and I have no idea about the next plot!Life is not based on TV dramas, only the protagonists of TV dramas can have sex after drinking!But in real life, Director Hu must be very, very gentleman!Everyone praised Hu Yunfei hypocritically, while thinking wildly whether he would use whips and candles next!
Putting the drunken Lin Pingping on the passenger seat, Hu Yunfei patted his face, "Send you home?"
"Hey..." The evildoer was still immersed in the tragic world of broken love, and had a magical dream!In the dream, the handsome senior suddenly turned into a ruthless and unreasonable killer. He was holding his beloved skin care product and said to hand over your passbook, or I would smash the hostages!
"Don't!" Lin Pingping cried out heartbreakingly.
Hu Yunfei was taken aback, "What don't you want?"
Lin Pingping swallowed, and curled up again.
Hu Yunfei couldn't help laughing, talking in his sleep...it's very cute.
Familiar with the way, he drove the car back to the small apartment. Lin Pingping first vomited while hugging the tree by the side of the road, and then he was limply carried back to the room by Director Hu. He not only rinsed his mouth, but was also stripped and washed bath……
"Is it better?" He had eaten some tofu in the shower, so Director Hu was in a good mood, and he stuffed him naked into the quilt.
Lin Pingping was still half asleep and half awake, and just wanted to continue to sleep, but he vaguely heard someone talking, so he opened his eyes with difficulty... and finally caught Hu Yunfei's sight!So the evildoer trembled for a moment, and was so frightened that he was more than half awake in an instant!
"Ah!" Xiao Bailian sat up in a mess!
"...What the hell are you screaming about?" Director Hu had a headache.
"Why are you at my house?!" Lin Pingping looked terrified.
I really don't remember... Hu Yunfei said helplessly, "You're drunk, I sent you back!"
"You took off my clothes again!!!" Xiao Bailian cried out with tears streaming down her face, Quanguo was too harsh!
"Otherwise, how can you take a shower for me? I didn't ask you to pay for vomiting all over me!" Hu Yunfei glared at him, "Give me another try!!"
"Hmm..." Lin Pingping shrank back under the quilt timidly.
That's right, he was so timid!
"Why did you send me back??" Lin Pingping diverted his attention while talking, while secretly touching his underwear from the bedside table!Sitting on the bed with bare buttocks is so weird! Tears all over my face!As a result, it was so far away that I couldn't reach it, so I had to press down on the quilt hard to create a sense of underwear!
"Because I heard that you were broken in love, so I went to watch the fun!" Hu Yunfei sat by the bed, "By the way, congratulations on getting rid of the scum!"
"...You must be laughing at me." Lin Pingping was extremely sad!
"That's right, I'm just laughing at you!" Hu Yunfei gritted his teeth, "You don't want such a good man, run to find that liar! Do you know that he has been back to China for a long time? Do you know that he has been out of work for almost half a year? Holding a so-called diploma and reluctant to throw it away, how many people have been offended by bluffing around under the name of studying in France as a master's degree! A bunch of gangsters want to break his legs by name! If he really can't get along, he will suddenly come to you? ! And you just believe it! Do you have any brains!"
Director Hu finished speaking in one breath, gasping for breath, not domineering like an old man... He was so pissed off!
Lin Pingping's eyes widened, "How do you know this?"
"No way, you are so stupid, I can only help you to check!" Hu Yunfei patted his head, "Say, how can you thank me?"
"..." Lin Pingping lay on the blanket, "I'm so dizzy."
"No need to change the subject!" Hu Yunfei pulled him out and roared fiercely, "How can I not compare to that bastard?!"
Lin Pingping is so respectful that he wants to cry...
Hu Yunfei really couldn't bear his innocent and abusive little eyes, so he put his arms around him and kissed him hard, "Stay with me!"
"No!" Lin Pingping firmly refused!
"Reason!" Director Hu stared.
"You are too fierce!" Lin Pingping burst into tears.
"What about now?" Director Hu softened his tone, and his eyes became warmer.
"I just fell out of love!" Lin Pingping emphasized!
"That kind of thing is also called love?!" Hu Yunfei patted him on the face, "Dumped him, you should really celebrate!"
"That's the object of my fantasy in college!" Lin Pingping reminded infinitely sadly, he had fantasized about a scum for four years!
"Then how long will you be sad?" Hu Yunfei looked at his watch.
"You, you, you should at least look at the calendar!" Lin Pingping collapsed!
"Can't wait." Hu Yunfei kissed his forehead, "Seriously, let's be together."
"I said I don't want to play." Lin Pingping hugged his head.
"I'm serious!" Hu Yunfei pulled his hand down, "Think about me, the kind of life."
"..." Lin Pingping was silent.
"I'll give you three seconds to think about it!" Hu Yunfei's face darkened.
"Why are you swollen and always threatening me!" Lin Pingping wanted to cry again, and sneezed naked.
Because you are really abusive!While growling in his heart, Director Hu pushed him naked back into the bed, and said helplessly, "Go to sleep and don't catch a cold. We'll talk about this matter tomorrow morning."
"What about you?" Lin Pingping asked.
"I sleep on the sofa!" Hu Yunfei helped him turn off the lamp.
"...I can't sleep on my sofa, one of my legs is crooked, you will roll off, you can try it if you don't believe me." Lin Pingping was listless, just about to say that you should go back to your own home, when Hu Yunfei answered , "Okay, then I'll squeeze with you."
……
"That's not what I meant." Lin Pingping was so jittery!
"Your group leader Jiang told you three times that you would miss jumping off the building tonight!" Hu Yunfei opened the cabinet to find a bath towel, "So don't let me go."
"Do you believe I'm going to jump off a building?" Lin Pingping felt a little Spartan.
"I believe it!" Director Hu was very serious.
After looking at each other for three seconds...
"You did it on purpose!" Lin Pingping grabbed the corner of the quilt!
"That's right!" Satisfied, Hu Yunfei leaned over and kissed him, then went into the bathroom with a bath towel.
The sound of rushing water came, and Lin Pingping huddled under the quilt in a tangled state. All of this was so numb that it was unreal... According to the usual practice, one should feel sad alone when one loses one's love, but he was dragged away to eat hot pot celebrate!I also went to the bar to drink cocktails and watch the Spice Girls dance!Now there is another man taking a shower in his bathroom... This is unscientific!The phantom of first love was shattered by reality, but there was not much pain in my heart. Probably it was really as Wei Ya said, because I got rid of the scum, so I shouldn't feel sad, but I should be glad that I haven't fallen into it yet?
Lin Pingping was lying on the bed, writing aimlessly on the pillow with his fingers.What I like, maybe it is really just that basketball senior who exists in the fantasy of college... I really would rather he has never appeared now. There are not many good memories when I was young, so why give myself such a heavy one? sarcasm...
Sighing deeply, the evildoer got up and was about to put on a pair of underwear, but the door of the paralysis bathroom suddenly opened!wipe!Lin Pingping's chrysanthemum tightened, and quickly retracted into the quilt, pretending to be asleep!
When Hu Yunfei came out after drying his hair, he saw Lin Pingping wrapped himself up in a quilt, even covering his head in it!
"It's not too boring." Hu Yunfei was speechless, and stretched out his hand to pull down the quilt a little.
Lin Pingping's eyes were red and swollen, and his breathing was steady.
Falling asleep... Hu Yunfei slowed down, lifted the quilt and got into bed.
Lin Pingping curled up his toes nervously and dared not move!
Hu Yunfei turned off the desk lamp, and gently hugged him in his arms, "Good night, baby."
Lin Pingping froze for a moment.
"If you dare to push it away, I'll take it as you are seducing me." Hu Yunfei said coolly.
……
Boo!
Probably because the alcohol was not over yet, although Lin Pingping was very nervous this night, he still slept very soundly. When he opened his eyes, it was already eight o'clock in the morning, and Hu Yunfei was washing his face in the bathroom.
"Morning." Lin Pingping didn't want to go into the bathroom at first, but Su Ta f-cking really wanted to go to the bathroom, so he had to bite the bullet and say hello.
Then he beat the evil Director Hu and unscrewed a bottle of body lotion, and rolled it on his handsome face with a roller ball!
=mouth=! !
"What expression do you have?" Hu Yunfei felt a little startled when he saw it in the mirror, so he took a look at the bottle, "That's right, it's body lotion."
The body lotion is right... Lin Pingping swallowed hard, but it was what he used to massage his butt after taking a shower! ! ! ! !The evildoer couldn't help but want to cry!With so many bottles and jars on the shelf you don't have to grab this!
But Su Ta obviously didn't dare to say it, so he had to say timidly, "Well, it's body lotion."
"Are you going to work today?" Hu Yunfei asked him, "I'll drop you off."
"I'd like to ask for a day off." Lin Pingping lost energy, took the toothbrush and squeezed the toothpaste.
"No, you have to go to work!" Hu Yunfei was very domineering!
"Why?" Lin Pingping was innocent with a toothbrush in his mouth, "You are not my boss!"
"Because I don't have time to accompany you today." Hu Yunfei looked at his watch, "I have a meeting."
"What does your meeting have to do with my work?" Lin Pingping looked at him inexplicably.
"You are not allowed to be at home alone!" Hu Yunfei stared.
"You don't really think I'm going to jump off the building, do you?" Lin Pingping said with embarrassment.
"I'm afraid he will come looking for you." Hu Yunfei threw the towel to him, "Although I don't want to discuss him with you very much, but that person is a scoundrel, you can't fight him."
……
Lin Pingping didn't know what to say.
"Hurry up and wash your face, I'll make some breakfast, and we'll go to the company together after eating." Hu Yunfei kissed his forehead, turned and went to the kitchen.
This unscientific!
Xiao Bailian felt dizzy while brushing her teeth.
The domineering, fierce and insidious Xie Meigong turned into a gentle, considerate and restrained excellent Gong overnight, which is completely unreasonable...
Even the stats have been changed, can you respect it!
Don't be too miserable to use wine to drown your sorrows! Tears streaming down your face!The senior who had a crush on him in college suddenly appeared. He thought he would be able to spend time with you and me, and even started to imagine that he would confess his love to himself in a magical scene!I didn't expect the truth at the end to be so bloody!This is not life, this is clearly a novel!What's more, it's BE...
Hu Yunfei sat beside him, "Are you okay?"
wipe!Everyone at the scene felt that this sentence was very weak!Nima should hug and force kiss directly at such a time! "Are you okay?" This kind of line is simply sloppy, and it doesn't fit his evil, charming and crazy temperament at all! !
Lin Pingping was dizzy, lying on the table without moving, obviously drunk!
So Director Hu picked him up and walked out in full view, very domineering!The waiter quickly opened the door, and a gust of evil wind blew into the bar in an instant!Director Hu's fierce windbreaker was blowing!
I just wiped it like Fa Ge possessed me!The team members of the pink and cute crystal heart are very cold, and I have no idea about the next plot!Life is not based on TV dramas, only the protagonists of TV dramas can have sex after drinking!But in real life, Director Hu must be very, very gentleman!Everyone praised Hu Yunfei hypocritically, while thinking wildly whether he would use whips and candles next!
Putting the drunken Lin Pingping on the passenger seat, Hu Yunfei patted his face, "Send you home?"
"Hey..." The evildoer was still immersed in the tragic world of broken love, and had a magical dream!In the dream, the handsome senior suddenly turned into a ruthless and unreasonable killer. He was holding his beloved skin care product and said to hand over your passbook, or I would smash the hostages!
"Don't!" Lin Pingping cried out heartbreakingly.
Hu Yunfei was taken aback, "What don't you want?"
Lin Pingping swallowed, and curled up again.
Hu Yunfei couldn't help laughing, talking in his sleep...it's very cute.
Familiar with the way, he drove the car back to the small apartment. Lin Pingping first vomited while hugging the tree by the side of the road, and then he was limply carried back to the room by Director Hu. He not only rinsed his mouth, but was also stripped and washed bath……
"Is it better?" He had eaten some tofu in the shower, so Director Hu was in a good mood, and he stuffed him naked into the quilt.
Lin Pingping was still half asleep and half awake, and just wanted to continue to sleep, but he vaguely heard someone talking, so he opened his eyes with difficulty... and finally caught Hu Yunfei's sight!So the evildoer trembled for a moment, and was so frightened that he was more than half awake in an instant!
"Ah!" Xiao Bailian sat up in a mess!
"...What the hell are you screaming about?" Director Hu had a headache.
"Why are you at my house?!" Lin Pingping looked terrified.
I really don't remember... Hu Yunfei said helplessly, "You're drunk, I sent you back!"
"You took off my clothes again!!!" Xiao Bailian cried out with tears streaming down her face, Quanguo was too harsh!
"Otherwise, how can you take a shower for me? I didn't ask you to pay for vomiting all over me!" Hu Yunfei glared at him, "Give me another try!!"
"Hmm..." Lin Pingping shrank back under the quilt timidly.
That's right, he was so timid!
"Why did you send me back??" Lin Pingping diverted his attention while talking, while secretly touching his underwear from the bedside table!Sitting on the bed with bare buttocks is so weird! Tears all over my face!As a result, it was so far away that I couldn't reach it, so I had to press down on the quilt hard to create a sense of underwear!
"Because I heard that you were broken in love, so I went to watch the fun!" Hu Yunfei sat by the bed, "By the way, congratulations on getting rid of the scum!"
"...You must be laughing at me." Lin Pingping was extremely sad!
"That's right, I'm just laughing at you!" Hu Yunfei gritted his teeth, "You don't want such a good man, run to find that liar! Do you know that he has been back to China for a long time? Do you know that he has been out of work for almost half a year? Holding a so-called diploma and reluctant to throw it away, how many people have been offended by bluffing around under the name of studying in France as a master's degree! A bunch of gangsters want to break his legs by name! If he really can't get along, he will suddenly come to you? ! And you just believe it! Do you have any brains!"
Director Hu finished speaking in one breath, gasping for breath, not domineering like an old man... He was so pissed off!
Lin Pingping's eyes widened, "How do you know this?"
"No way, you are so stupid, I can only help you to check!" Hu Yunfei patted his head, "Say, how can you thank me?"
"..." Lin Pingping lay on the blanket, "I'm so dizzy."
"No need to change the subject!" Hu Yunfei pulled him out and roared fiercely, "How can I not compare to that bastard?!"
Lin Pingping is so respectful that he wants to cry...
Hu Yunfei really couldn't bear his innocent and abusive little eyes, so he put his arms around him and kissed him hard, "Stay with me!"
"No!" Lin Pingping firmly refused!
"Reason!" Director Hu stared.
"You are too fierce!" Lin Pingping burst into tears.
"What about now?" Director Hu softened his tone, and his eyes became warmer.
"I just fell out of love!" Lin Pingping emphasized!
"That kind of thing is also called love?!" Hu Yunfei patted him on the face, "Dumped him, you should really celebrate!"
"That's the object of my fantasy in college!" Lin Pingping reminded infinitely sadly, he had fantasized about a scum for four years!
"Then how long will you be sad?" Hu Yunfei looked at his watch.
"You, you, you should at least look at the calendar!" Lin Pingping collapsed!
"Can't wait." Hu Yunfei kissed his forehead, "Seriously, let's be together."
"I said I don't want to play." Lin Pingping hugged his head.
"I'm serious!" Hu Yunfei pulled his hand down, "Think about me, the kind of life."
"..." Lin Pingping was silent.
"I'll give you three seconds to think about it!" Hu Yunfei's face darkened.
"Why are you swollen and always threatening me!" Lin Pingping wanted to cry again, and sneezed naked.
Because you are really abusive!While growling in his heart, Director Hu pushed him naked back into the bed, and said helplessly, "Go to sleep and don't catch a cold. We'll talk about this matter tomorrow morning."
"What about you?" Lin Pingping asked.
"I sleep on the sofa!" Hu Yunfei helped him turn off the lamp.
"...I can't sleep on my sofa, one of my legs is crooked, you will roll off, you can try it if you don't believe me." Lin Pingping was listless, just about to say that you should go back to your own home, when Hu Yunfei answered , "Okay, then I'll squeeze with you."
……
"That's not what I meant." Lin Pingping was so jittery!
"Your group leader Jiang told you three times that you would miss jumping off the building tonight!" Hu Yunfei opened the cabinet to find a bath towel, "So don't let me go."
"Do you believe I'm going to jump off a building?" Lin Pingping felt a little Spartan.
"I believe it!" Director Hu was very serious.
After looking at each other for three seconds...
"You did it on purpose!" Lin Pingping grabbed the corner of the quilt!
"That's right!" Satisfied, Hu Yunfei leaned over and kissed him, then went into the bathroom with a bath towel.
The sound of rushing water came, and Lin Pingping huddled under the quilt in a tangled state. All of this was so numb that it was unreal... According to the usual practice, one should feel sad alone when one loses one's love, but he was dragged away to eat hot pot celebrate!I also went to the bar to drink cocktails and watch the Spice Girls dance!Now there is another man taking a shower in his bathroom... This is unscientific!The phantom of first love was shattered by reality, but there was not much pain in my heart. Probably it was really as Wei Ya said, because I got rid of the scum, so I shouldn't feel sad, but I should be glad that I haven't fallen into it yet?
Lin Pingping was lying on the bed, writing aimlessly on the pillow with his fingers.What I like, maybe it is really just that basketball senior who exists in the fantasy of college... I really would rather he has never appeared now. There are not many good memories when I was young, so why give myself such a heavy one? sarcasm...
Sighing deeply, the evildoer got up and was about to put on a pair of underwear, but the door of the paralysis bathroom suddenly opened!wipe!Lin Pingping's chrysanthemum tightened, and quickly retracted into the quilt, pretending to be asleep!
When Hu Yunfei came out after drying his hair, he saw Lin Pingping wrapped himself up in a quilt, even covering his head in it!
"It's not too boring." Hu Yunfei was speechless, and stretched out his hand to pull down the quilt a little.
Lin Pingping's eyes were red and swollen, and his breathing was steady.
Falling asleep... Hu Yunfei slowed down, lifted the quilt and got into bed.
Lin Pingping curled up his toes nervously and dared not move!
Hu Yunfei turned off the desk lamp, and gently hugged him in his arms, "Good night, baby."
Lin Pingping froze for a moment.
"If you dare to push it away, I'll take it as you are seducing me." Hu Yunfei said coolly.
……
Boo!
Probably because the alcohol was not over yet, although Lin Pingping was very nervous this night, he still slept very soundly. When he opened his eyes, it was already eight o'clock in the morning, and Hu Yunfei was washing his face in the bathroom.
"Morning." Lin Pingping didn't want to go into the bathroom at first, but Su Ta f-cking really wanted to go to the bathroom, so he had to bite the bullet and say hello.
Then he beat the evil Director Hu and unscrewed a bottle of body lotion, and rolled it on his handsome face with a roller ball!
=mouth=! !
"What expression do you have?" Hu Yunfei felt a little startled when he saw it in the mirror, so he took a look at the bottle, "That's right, it's body lotion."
The body lotion is right... Lin Pingping swallowed hard, but it was what he used to massage his butt after taking a shower! ! ! ! !The evildoer couldn't help but want to cry!With so many bottles and jars on the shelf you don't have to grab this!
But Su Ta obviously didn't dare to say it, so he had to say timidly, "Well, it's body lotion."
"Are you going to work today?" Hu Yunfei asked him, "I'll drop you off."
"I'd like to ask for a day off." Lin Pingping lost energy, took the toothbrush and squeezed the toothpaste.
"No, you have to go to work!" Hu Yunfei was very domineering!
"Why?" Lin Pingping was innocent with a toothbrush in his mouth, "You are not my boss!"
"Because I don't have time to accompany you today." Hu Yunfei looked at his watch, "I have a meeting."
"What does your meeting have to do with my work?" Lin Pingping looked at him inexplicably.
"You are not allowed to be at home alone!" Hu Yunfei stared.
"You don't really think I'm going to jump off the building, do you?" Lin Pingping said with embarrassment.
"I'm afraid he will come looking for you." Hu Yunfei threw the towel to him, "Although I don't want to discuss him with you very much, but that person is a scoundrel, you can't fight him."
……
Lin Pingping didn't know what to say.
"Hurry up and wash your face, I'll make some breakfast, and we'll go to the company together after eating." Hu Yunfei kissed his forehead, turned and went to the kitchen.
This unscientific!
Xiao Bailian felt dizzy while brushing her teeth.
The domineering, fierce and insidious Xie Meigong turned into a gentle, considerate and restrained excellent Gong overnight, which is completely unreasonable...
Even the stats have been changed, can you respect it!
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