The president is cool, handsome and domineering

As a true, elite, loving wife attack, although Mr. Gu is particularly reluctant in his heart, he still can't resist the pleading eyes of his daughter-in-law!So he ended up at the scene of the carnival night with thick lines!

The band, the dance, the drinks, the fireworks and the screaming, everyone is very high, except Mr. Gu!Originally, Liu Xiaonian was obediently by his side at the beginning, but they suddenly met a group of cute Chinese girls, and the girls were holding Liu Xiaonian's novel!

"Ah!" Liu Xiaonian pointed at the book in shock!

"Ah!!!" The girls yelled louder than him, "You are a plain pink jelly rabbit!"

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Well?Liu Xiaonian is jittery and has a god, he is actually recognized!The last time I went to join in the fun at the author's party, I got a profile photo and uploaded it on the Internet!But that's just a profile!How can they be caught out like this!

The girls flocked to ask for autographs and group photos, and even took him to eat barbecue together!Mr. Gu looked at his wife from a distance, feeling extremely sad... That's right, he beat up the man behind the successful man!

Sitting on the long chair, Boss Gu turned on his ipad and connected to the Internet in boredom, and started watching the latest series of his wife!In the novel, President Xuanyuan has given birth to his third son, but he is still in the stage of hand addiction!Both are CEOs, why is the gap so big... After reading it, I scrolled down to the reader's message area at the bottom, and found someone advertised: Pink Jelly Rabbit male discussion group number xxxxxxx, girls are not allowed to enter!

There are still male readers? !Gu Kai was a little surprised, so he forgot his miserable experience of joining the group last time, and applied to join again wearing a vest!The group is very lively, because recently Liu Xiaonian's new article "Concubine Nitian 007" climbed to No.1 on the website's ranking list. The so-called popularity has a lot of right and wrong, and there have been more discussions!

As the first time-traveling novel by a popular internet writer, Concubine Nitian received great attention once it was released. Whether it is clicking to leave a message or subscribe, it has always been the top of all lists. Should the female lead and concubine choose the evil, ruthless, heaven-defying, and arrogant current emperor, or the gentle, pure, forbearing, and indifferent prince of the enemy country, so although the discussion in the article is heated, it will not be against each other!But the bad thing is that one day, a reader suddenly rolled around in the article, author, you have made the first male and the second male flirtatiously for seven or eight chapters, and the female lead is still in the water prison, which is unscientific!Hey, hey, people want to see the romance, the most annoying of the danmei gods!

As soon as this message was posted, everyone realized that the heroine had disappeared for so long!There is no heroine in the romance novel!So the messages in the comment area began to refresh crazily!Some readers said that the short-skinned girl is the most lovable, so let the heroine hurry up and cannon fodder!Then the first male and the second male will join hands in the end of the world, so it's not too beautiful!Another part of the readers said, I'm so stupid, this is the romance channel. If you want to watch Danmei go out and turn right, hurry up and ask the male lead to rescue her from the water prison!

So the pinch point of this article came into being!There are even posts about this article appearing on the forum!Some say that the author is exhausted, some say that the author is malicious, some say that the author is perverted, and some say that the author has no morals, but the vast majority of Su's opinions are still f*cking, hurry up and stir up the base, the heroine is so redundant!The first male and the second male are simply a match made in heaven, the domineering attack and the indifferent are obviously the powerful emperor x snow queen!I also need a heroine!

Liu Xiaonian has a habit of writing articles. Before the serialization is over, he never reads comments online, because he is so respectful that readers can easily be influenced by his thoughts!In the past, after editing and filtering, he would give him targeted rough revisions!But Su really dare not say anything about editing this time!Because it can be seen clearly that Liu Xiaonian has unconsciously brought Mr. Gu and himself into his writing!If I bring up the idea of ​​adding a heroine, will I be fired by Mr. Gu?

So the editor sister paper decisively chose to shut up!Anyway, no matter how you pinch it, the income of this article will not be bad, so I just let it go and let Liu Xiaonian forget the heroine in the water prison.

At this time, the men in the QQ group are discussing this article enthusiastically!Compared with the entanglement of girls, men's thinking is obviously much more direct!They have no opinion on the cannon fodder male lead or the second male lead, and some even said that 3P is fine!Just don't want cannon fodder for the heroine!

Daisy is so glamorous and hot, and also proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts, the unscrupulous author dared to let him stay in the dungeon for half a month!It's just a pervert! ——Reader A slapped ten angry faces in grief and indignation!

Maybe the author is gay himself!Reader B smashed the keyboard!From his writing about the interactive beating between the first male and the second male, it can be seen that pure men need to take drugs with each other's mouths to heal their wounds? !The author also let the snake bite their thighs!This is so obscene!Shouldn't the ankle be bitten if the paralysis is normal? !

Reader C - Exactly!The second man was injured, and the first man even washed the hair of the second man!

Reader D—the male second helps the male first mend clothes!And cook together!Let's grow flowers together!

Reader E—the two of them just fell off the cliff together three days ago, shouldn't this kind of complex only happen to the hero and heroine?What's even worse is that they hugged and jumped down together in front of the heroine!

Reader E——Paralyzed this beating is disturbing Jiwen!It's the most abominable thing that disturbs Ji Wen in a romantic disguise!

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Everyone expressed that their heart as a straight man was seriously hurt!Form a group to denounce the pink jelly rabbit!At this time, Mr. Gu couldn't bear it anymore, and he began to tap on his keyboard violently. The pink jelly rabbit is his favorite—actually, the danmei novels are quite good, and I think the heroine should be cannon fodder!

Fuck!As soon as this remark came out, the men in the group became furious!Everyone said in unison that the brainless fans are really terrible!The paralyzed heroine was almost soaked to death in a water prison, and he actually said that Tanmei Wenwen was good?So the screen began to flash comments such as 'kick out the stupid fans', 'disturb the base and die', 'return my heroine' and other remarks!How could Mr. Gu tolerate his daughter-in-law being ridiculed by such a crowd!So he resolutely fought back!

My favorite pink jelly rabbit—what do you know, a man is the king of a country, but there is no one around him who can talk!Only one noisy starling!After finally time travelling, the heroine is actually an agent!Not only did they not believe him, but they also held him hostage!Even if such two people are together in the future, how can they be happy?

My favorite is the pink jelly rabbit—and besides, the male second, who is sick in bed all year round, can only be cured by the best Tianshan Xiaobailian!How can I protect the heroine when I can't even survive myself?Besides, little white lotus is precious and rare, with a heroine who can do nothing but fight, can you find one for him every month? !But the first male is different, the first male is the emperor!Not to mention Xiao Bailian, even the whole world can give it to him!

I love the pink jelly rabbit the most—so, only when the first male and the second male are together can they find ultimate happiness!

After talking so much!Mr. Gu managed to calm down the guys in the group!

After a while, the group leader finally erupted into a speech—what about the heroine's swelling?The name of this book is Secret Agent 007!

My favorite is the pink jelly rabbit—isn’t there a male third?

Fuck readers, all the men are crying—the eldest brother and the third man are almost fifty, and the heroine is just eighteen!

My favorite is the pink jelly rabbit——does true love care about age?What's more, if we really talk about age, the heroine was 30 years old before the time travel, and after she died in a car accident, she time traveled to become a one-year-old baby, and now she is 18 years old!It means that she has existed in this world for 48 years!The first male is only 24, and the second male is only 21!Plus a 50-year-old male third, who do you think is the best match for the 48-year-old heroine? !

I'm sorry, as soon as God's deduction came out, the group became frightfully quiet again...

1 minute later.

Reader A——The innocent and lovely heroine in my heart has been completely replaced by a 48-year-old middle-aged aunt, help!

Reader B - damn it, although I admit that there is some truth to this statement!But I still want to spray shit on you!

Reader C——My young and enchanting Daisy...you get fat quickly...

Reader D——Why on earth am I going online tonight, I should go to Zha Jiansan!

Age is a scary thing, even if guys don't want to admit it, they have already been brainwashed by Mr. Gu!Therefore, I can only make up a beautiful, but half-century-old Tian!Mountain!child!Grandma!

This is so unscientific... Everyone burst into tears, roaring in their hearts to return my heroine! ! !

Reader E——I'm going to wipe it off!Group owner, you actually promoted your favorite pink jelly rabbit to an administrator!

The rest of the readers also discovered this problem, and the group howled, and the paralyzed newcomers are the most annoying!

Group leader——because I also think that the first male and the second male are more suitable!

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Mr. Gu is very satisfied with the victory in the first battle, the paralyzed first man should have been with the second man when he beat him up!

"Why don't you go play?" Liu Xiaonian ran back holding a bagel.

"Tired from playing?" Gu Kai wiped the sweat from the tip of his nose.

"This is delicious." Liu Xiaonian handed him two half-baked bagels, "I've tasted them all!"

Mr. Gu was in a good mood, and took a bite of the little crescent moon that his daughter-in-law had gnawed on.

"Isn't it delicious? Chocolate stuffed." Liu Xiaonian sat beside him, "There's also barbecue with jalapeños over there!"

"Don't eat too much." Gu Kai rubbed his head, "Your stomach is not good, so be careful and eat badly."

Liu Xiaonian nodded, then opened his mouth and yawned, "Tired, shall we go back to the hotel?"

"Do you want to go back now?" Gu Kai laughed, "It's almost dawn."

"Well, go back and sleep for a while." Liu Xiaonian stuffed the last piece of bread into his mouth, his cheeks puffed up, "Let's go, go back."

Looking at his childish behavior, Gu Kai felt that he was really bewitched.Why does he feel so cute no matter what he does...

Holding hands through the alleys of Venice, the drizzle began to fall along the way, the hotel in front of us was dimly lit, and the atmosphere was really good.

As a result, the hands that the two had already held tightly together couldn't help but tightened even more.

Sitting in the old elevator, Liu Xiaonian simply leaned into his arms, really sleepy.

"Xiao Nian." Gu Kai gently wrapped his arms around his back.

"Hmm." Liu Xiaonian said lazily.

"I love you."

"……Me too."

"Shall we take a shower together?"

"dream!"

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Because the hotel has a lot of history, the room is not luxurious, but Mr. Gu is still very satisfied, because the bathroom door can't be locked!

"You are not allowed to come in!" Liu Xiaonian warned him at the door with his towel in his arms.

"Why?" President Gu was dissatisfied.

"Because I'm taking a shower! What are you doing in here!" Liu Xiaonian was angry.

Of course it's to watch you take a shower!Mr. Gu couldn't help imagining the scene of his daughter-in-law with her cute naked body, sitting in the bathtub full of bubbles, playing with the yellow duckling!

Oh, so cute!

"Don't laugh!" Liu Xiaonian pointed at him.

"It's not that I haven't seen it." Mr. Gu fought for the opportunity for himself.

But this sentence obviously had the opposite effect. Thinking of that god-like night, the otaku himself felt very embarrassed, so he said with a little bit of embarrassment, "Come in and sleep on the floor tonight!"

"I don't sleep." Gu Kai said rascally.

"Then I'll go to sleep!" Liu Xiaonian glared at him.

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"Go, go, I promise not to come in." Gu Kai held his forehead, just relying on my father to love you!

Satisfied, Liu Xiaonian went into the bathroom with the towel in his arms, and let Mr. Gu scratch his heart and liver outside!Especially cruel and ruthless!

After flushing for a while, he found various bottles on the shelf. Liu Xiaonian casually opened a bottle and shook it. He thought it smelled good, so he squeezed a huge pile out to use as bath liquid!Unexpectedly, after turning the big water and flushing it, the small bathroom instantly turned into a sea of ​​bubbles!

"Ah!" Liu Xiaonian was taken aback, this is such a magical horse, it's too amazing!Seeing that the bubbles had reached his calves and were still rising, he hurried over to turn off the water flow, but...he fell down!

So who said that romance novels are all compiled?Nimana comes from life!

"Ah!" Liu Xiaonian screamed!

"What's wrong?" Mr. Gu, who was always concerned about the movement of the bathroom, rushed to the door immediately.

"It's okay." Liu Xiaonian's tears were thick!Naked and violently falling on the stone floor, the effect is really tragic!

"It's okay if the voice is shaking!" Mr. Gu was in a hurry, no matter what Sanqi 21 pushed open the door and rushed in!

Then he saw his daughter-in-law was naked, sitting in a bubble with tears in her eyes.

"Where did you fall?" Gu Kai hurriedly picked him up.

Liu Xiaonian answered in his heart, ass.

Gu Kai rinsed off the foam on his body, wrapped it in a bath towel in the bedroom, asked the hotel service for Boundary Ointment, then sat warmly by the bed, intending to lift the quilt on his wife!

"I'll do it myself!" Liu Xiaonian stretched out his hand.

"Let me check it for you." Gu Kai was very stubborn. On the one hand, he was really worried, and on the other hand, he wanted to see his wife's bulging buttocks!

That's right, he was so unqualified for beating him!

"No!" Liu Xiaonian saw through his attempt, so he firmly refused!

"Be obedient!" Mr. Gu put on the majesty of real attack!

"No!" Liu Xiaonian grabbed the quilt tightly!

To rebel!Gu Kai roared in his heart!I really want to be like the evil president in the novel, lift this disobedient little wild cat out of the quilt with one hand, and teach him a lesson!

But he forgot that his daughter-in-law is the original author of the novel, a CEO who is well versed in such routines!So when the evil light first appeared in Mr. Gu's eyes, Liu Xiaonian discovered this attempt in time, and he curled his lips aggrieved, "It hurts so much."

"Where does it hurt?" Mr. Gu couldn't care about Xie Mei in an instant!Very, very weak!

It's really useful!Liu Xiaonian 囧囧 has a god!The president Wen's routine is amazing, why don't you have such an immediate effect! !

The stalemate in this matter resulted in both parties making concessions. Liu Xiaonian finally agreed to Gu Kai to help him apply the medicine, but repeated orders and repeated orders are not allowed to take the opportunity to mess around with each other!Mr. Gu promised to growl in his heart, why not touch the swelling, I'm not stupid!

After lifting the quilt, Mr. Gu saw his daughter-in-law's buttocks falling red, so he decisively went up and kissed her first!

"I knew it!" Liu Xiaonian lay on the bed in grief and indignation!

"I love you." Gu Kai unscrewed the ointment in a good mood, and helped him gently push it away on the wound.

"It's so itchy." Liu Xiaonian's whole body tensed up, feeling like he wanted to laugh, "You're too light!"

So Gu Kai's subordinates moved a little harder, but Liu Xiaonian screamed again, "It hurts!"

It's so hard to take care of the respectable... Mr. Gu is feeling happy while feeling happy, the frail one is the most loved by God!

Originally a simple procedure of rubbing medicine, it took half an hour between the two of you and me. If Liu Xiaonian hadn't sneezed, Gu Kai would have left him in the air forever!

"Go to sleep, I'm going to take a shower." Gu Kai patted his head, got up and went into the bathroom.

Liu Xiaonian lay on the bed and flipped through two pages of the book, when suddenly he heard Gu Kai's cell phone ringing, so he came over and pressed it.

Ten seconds later, it rang again.

who.Liu Xiaonian took the phone and checked, but there was no caller ID.

"Your white phone is ringing!" Liu Xiaonian called into the bathroom.

"Pick it up for me, that phone belongs to me, it's okay!" Mr. Gu was washing his hair.

The mutual trust is so respectful... Liu Xiaonian smiled foolishly, then pressed the call button, "Hello?"

"Bastard! How dare you hang up your old man's phone! Did you break your brain!" A roar came from the other end of the phone!

"Excuse me, who are you?" Liu Xiaonian was trembling, feeling numb in his ears.

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"Aren't you Akai?" The voice on the other end of the phone slowed down.

"Well, I'm not." Liu Xiaonian was about to say that Gu Kai was taking a shower, when he heard another roar, "How dare you steal his phone!"

What... Liu Xiaonian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I'm his colleague, he's taking a shower now, why don't I get back to you later?"

"Bath?" The person on the other end of the phone was obviously taken aback, "Do you live together?"

"Temporarily, on a business trip." Liu Xiaonian felt guilty, feeling that he had said too much.

"Who are you bluffing!" The other party disdainfully said, "When was he willing to sleep with others since he was a child? Not even Xiaoxi!"

"...Who are you?" Liu Xiaonian had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, this premonition came true a second later... with a beating.

"I'm his father!"