The president is cool, handsome and domineering

"By the way, the water will be cut off at 11 o'clock tonight." Director Hu looked at the time, "I'll give you 10 minutes to take a bath, and leave 10 minutes for me."

"My lord?" Lin Pingping squinted at him.

"Okay, then don't take a bath tonight." Hu Yunfei turned and trotted towards the bathroom, "Just give me a bath."

"No!!!" The evildoer was successfully tricked, and ran to catch up with the little girl!How can I sleep when I was tired after packing and sweating without taking a shower?

Hearing the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, Director Hu was lying on the bed in a good mood, and was thinking about whether he would rush in if he didn't come out after 10 minutes or knock on the door before rushing in!

But Su Yaoxie obviously also considered this problem, so he took the fastest bath in his life, which only took 13 minutes!Punched up in tight pajamas and roughed up the bathroom!

Director Hu was instantly annoyed. Damn, he should only be given 1 minute to take a bath at the beginning, and he just rushed in after stripping naked, not even leaving time to get dressed!Two 10 minutes is amazing, Zun is too mistaken!

One misstep will cause eternal hatred!

When Director Hu went to take a shower, Lin Pingping was sitting cross-legged on the bed, applying a mask in front of the mirror!

When Director Hu came out after washing, Lin Pingping was rubbing skin lotion on his calves!There are at least seven or eight bottles and cans on the bedside table!

"It's such a complicated procedure." Hu Yunfei sighed, but at the same time he was very happy!Slippery skin doesn't feel too good to the touch!

"Why are you laughing so obscenely?" After wiping his feet, Lin Pingping looked at him vigilantly.

"Your man is Xiemei." Director Hu helped him screw the cap on.

"You are not allowed to take advantage of me!" Lin Pingping was a coward, a man who is so awesome...

"You can choose to let me take advantage of it verbally or in action." Hu Yunfei raised the corner of his mouth, "The autonomy is yours."

Boo!Lin Pingping protested, "What kind of multiple-choice question is this! It's like asking me to choose whether to get fifty slaps or a hundred!"

"Of course normal people choose fifty!" Director Hu said as a matter of course!

"Normal people would choose not to suffer!" Lin Pingping hit him with a pillow!

Hu Yunfei laughed, stretched out his hand and dragged him into his arms.

"What are you doing!" Lin Pingping struggled.

"Kiss you." Hu Yunfei answered very concisely, then he bowed his head and kissed you, very domineering!

Lin Pingping burst into tears, as expected again! ! !

Fortunately, after this kiss, Director Hu let him go and didn't do anything excessive.

"Good night." Hu Yunfei turned off the desk lamp.

Lin Pingping breathed a sigh of relief in the dark, and hugged the quilt sideways.

I don't know how long I will live in his house...

A few days later, Gu Kai and Liu Xiaonian came back from abroad, only to find that the villa was in a mess.

"A thief?" Liu Xiaonian was startled!

"Brother, you are back!" The younger brother dragged the big box and went downstairs with great difficulty.

Mr. Gu was angry, "You want to move to Lu Zhanfeng's house?"

The younger brother is shy and defaults!

"I don't agree!" My brother refused straight away!

"Why?" The younger brother was anxious, "I'm already an adult!"

"Because the old man will come back tomorrow!" My brother said surprisingly!

"Liar!" The younger brother didn't believe it. "Before you said he was coming back, but when I called later, he said he was just kidding you!"

"Do you believe him or me?!" The elder brother gritted his teeth.

Memories flashed in my brother's mind instantly!

When I was five years old, I wanted to eat a plate of plums, but my brother said it was so sour, so don’t eat it; my dad said it was so sweet, don’t listen to my brother!Then he beat himself up and lost a baby tooth!

When I was seven years old, I woke up one day to find that my face was wet and there were teeth marks on it!Brother said that Su Baba secretly kissed you while you were asleep; Dad said nonsense, and it was obvious that the beating was done by a handsome seraph, because he likes the cute little Xixi so much!

When I was ten years old, I was secretly reading comic books in class and was discovered by the teacher. My brother said that I should study hard in the future, otherwise Mama will be disappointed in the sky; my dad said that if you read comics again, the deep-sea monster will come out of the book. Climb out and bite your ass in a dream!

When I was 13 years old, I received my first love letter from a little girl!My elder brother said that early love is not allowed, but don’t reject girls in person, because they are very delicate; Papa said, do you have any photos of Xiaoyou?

When I came back from the year-end ceremony, my brother gave me a set of original art books, and my dad gave me a box of banana-flavored condoms.

Such things are too numerous to enumerate, the younger brother decisively chose to trust his elder brother, and carried the box back to the bedroom!

This is almost the same, Mr. Gu went to the restaurant to drink water satisfied, but when he came out, he found that Liu Xiaonian was cleaning the house quickly!

"Aren't you tired?" Gu Kai put his arms around his shoulders, "We've been on a plane for more than ten hours, don't you go to bed early?"

"No, it's too messy!" Liu Xiaonian was anxious, "Uncle will be back tomorrow, he will be angry when he sees such a mess!"

"There will be a housekeeping aunt to clean." Gu Kai threw the rag in his hand on the table, "Hey, take a bath first, I will let Xiaoxi cook some porridge, and go to bed early after eating."

"But I'm not sleepy." Liu Xiaonian's eyes sparkled.

"Don't be nervous, my dad is not as serious as you think." Gu Kai pinched his nose, "So don't worry."

"But his voice is so loud!" Liu Xiaonian still remembers that roar!

"Just get used to it." Gu Kai supported his shoulders and pushed him upstairs, "Hey, listen to me."

"But I haven't had a father since I was a child, and the orphanage only has a mother." Until he reached the bathroom door, Liu Xiaonian was still struggling, "So I don't know how to please him at all."

"You don't need to please him deliberately, no matter what Xiaonian looks like, he will like it very much." Gu Kai's eyes hurt a little, he lowered his head and kissed his forehead, "Hey, you still have me."

The voice in his ear was too warm and oily, Liu Xiaonian blushed a little.

"Go." Gu Kai closed the bathroom door for him, turned around and saw his younger brother standing at the door!

"The love talk is amazing, so sensational!" The younger brother clutched his chest.

"Come here, tell the truth about the matter between you and Lu Zhanfeng!" Brother patted the bed.

The younger brother rushed to his brother excitedly, "It all started on a rainy night 18 years ago—"

"Shut up for me!" The elder brother slammed his younger brother on the head, "Choose the point!"

……

Brother Shenma's respect is boring!The younger brother sighed, and then said, "We went to bed!"

Sure enough, it is!My brother looked up to the sky and sighed!

The younger brother shyly asked his elder brother, "What about you?"

Compared with his younger brother who has already hit a home run, why would the older brother admit that he only touched his little butt and kissed his little chest!So he said very seriously, "Don't worry about the adults' affairs, children!"

The younger brother looked at his elder brother with disdain, "You are a hypocrite!"

Brother was poked into anger!He frantically began to abuse his younger brother, and the long-lost screams came to mind again in the villa, which was very, very kind!Liu Xiaonian was terrified while taking a bath, the massage sounded so painful, it was really terrifying!

Because Dad's plane didn't arrive until evening, so the next day my brother and brother went to the company and gallery as usual, leaving Liu Xiaonian at home alone.Originally, he also had to go to work, but because Gu Kai felt sorry for his wife's jet lag, Su forced him to stay at home to rest!Liu Xiaonian read in the study for a while, then went to cook a pot of corn on the cob, and planned to fry vegetables and ham as a side dish, so he changed his clothes and went out to buy vegetables.

Then when he passed the fence, he was surprised to find that there was a person lying in the bushes!

"Are you okay?" Liu Xiaonian was startled, and hurried over to help him up.

The uncle in a bright coat wears domineering sunglasses, white pointed leather shoes and cropped pants!Very special fashion!But Su Ta is in a miserable situation now. It seems that his leg is injured a little bit, and he is sucking in air-conditioning.

"It's bleeding." Liu Xiaonian helped him walk slowly, "There is a clinic 50 meters ahead, let me take you there."

"Are you from this family?" The uncle asked with ulterior motives while limping away!That's right, he beat Papa Gu!

"Well, I'm staying here temporarily." Liu Xiaonian didn't realize at all that this person was his father-in-law!He was puzzled and asked, "Why did you fall into the bushes?"

In fact, the respect of things is like this!In order to give his beloved sons a surprise, Papa Gu deliberately reported the arrival time of the plane late!But when he got home, he found that the big copper lock on the fence had been replaced with a shotgun, and turned into a high-end and stunning electronic access control card!So he bravely chose to climb over the wall and enter!

Then, he slipped and fell into the bushes...

"Oh, there was a kitten there just now, I wanted to tease it, but accidentally fell down." Papa Gu replied calmly.

"You mean the gray kitten, right? It's called Pipilu, and it's the pet next door." Liu Xiaonian smiled, looking very cute!

Papa Gu felt that he could see the shadow of Shen Yi on his face, and when he recalled his youth, tears filled his eyes instantly!Roaring in my heart, you silly little bastard, it was so hard for me to find you back then!Now that he finally found it, his domineering eldest son actually refused to let him know his relatives in advance!Zun is too hateful!

"It hurts?" Liu Xiaonian saw that his eyes were red, so he handed him a tissue, "It's right in front, just hold on!" It was like coaxing a baby!

Papa Gu was very relieved, even if he didn't inherit Shen Yi's aggressiveness and evil spirit back then, at least he was still a sensible and kind-hearted boy.

The clinic is a self-established institution in the community. The first doctor and the second doctor are all doctors. The name is seriously inconsistent with the person's name, Long Zaiyuan!There is no ability to treat serious injuries, but it is more than enough to treat bruises, headaches and brain fever.When Liu Xiaonian helped Papa Gu go in, he was introducing the usage of Ma Yinglong to a young man, and by the way, he called Mrs. Liu in Building 3 to instruct Mrs. Liu on how to take beauty capsules!

"Doctor Long." Liu Xiaonian has bought medicine here two or three times, so he knows him very well.

"Ah!" Dr. Long was taken aback by Papa Gu's bleeding leg. He said seriously to Mrs. Liu on the other end of the phone, "I have a critically ill patient here, so I won't talk to you anymore!"

Papa Gu held his breath in his chest, you are the seriously ill patient!I just scratched the skin!

"For him, you are indeed a critically ill patient." Liu Xiaonian secretly made faces at Papa Gu.

Papa Gu is happy, the little kid is very cute!

In order to show that he attaches great importance to critically ill patients, Dr. Long brought a large plate of tools, ranging from scissors to scalpels, and even a hemostat!

"I think your outfit looks more like you are going to saw off my leg." Papa Gu sighed sincerely.

"Pfft!" Liu Xiaonian didn't pay attention, and laughed rudely!

"Patient please don't talk!" Dr. Long was very serious, clamped a piece of gauze and stuck it fiercely on his leg!

"Hiss!" Papa Gu's eyes turned black from the pain, "You young man, why are your hands so heavy!"

Dr. Long poured the medicine on the gauze coldly!

"Why don't I come?" Liu Xiaonian really couldn't stand it.

Dr. Long is of course unwilling to wait for a critically ill patient in 800 years!He served the patients wholeheartedly and successfully wrapped Papa Gu's leg into a mummy!

……

Liu Xiaonian is embarrassing, is gauze very cheap?

Papa Gu was also shocked, "A little more plaster, and I can go to the insurance company to cheat insurance."

"Once a day, one pill at a time!" Long Zaiyuan took out a box of anti-inflammatory drugs, "Including the treatment fee, the total is [-] yuan!"

Liu Xiaonian paid for him, and then helped him out of the clinic, "Do you live near here?"

"Yes." Papa Gu smiled connotatively, "I live in building 17."

Liu Xiaonian opened his mouth wide, 17?

"It's the building you came out of just now." Papa Gu expressed his satisfaction.

"You are..." Liu Xiaonian felt a little dizzy.

"I am Gu Kai's father." Gu's father was very dignified.

ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Liu Xiaonian screamed in his heart!This was too unexpected!He also wears a funny Popeye t-shirt!The formal suit that was carefully prepared last night is still in the closet!

"Aren't you going home with me?" Papa Gu asked.

Liu Xiaonian immediately nodded nervously, "I, I, we'll go back right away!"

There was still a nice smell of food in the room, and Dad Gu sniffled as soon as he entered the door, "Corn?"

"Well, I cooked it." Liu Xiaonian helped him sit on the sofa, "I'll go and pour you some water."

"You're welcome, this is my house!" Papa Gu was domineering, "Go get some corn, fry a sausage, boil two potatoes, and make a soup!"

"Okay!" Liu Xiaonian rushed into the kitchen, very obedient!

Papa Gu is very satisfied, his daughter-in-law is much better-behaved than his son...

Taking advantage of cooking time, Liu Xiaonian sent a text message to his elder brother and younger brother - woo woo, come back quickly, uncle, he made a thick thread early and broke his leg, and now he is waiting to eat corn!

"Xiao Nian!" Papa Gu shouted in the living room, "The sausage needs to be spicy and spicy!"

Liu Xiaonian thought while agreeing, in fact...it's quite harmonious!

When my brother and brother rushed home, my father was wearing my brother's big shorts and was eating corn in the restaurant, while Liu Xiaonian was helping him peel the potatoes!

"Dad!!!" My brother screamed!

"Surprise!!!" Papa Gu has not forgotten his original intention of overcoming the wall!

"Surprise size! What's wrong with your leg?!" The younger brother rushed over anxiously, "You were hit by a battery car while crossing the road again?"

"I accidentally fell, it's okay." Father Gu comforted his youngest son lovingly.

"It's nothing like this!" The younger brother's eyes were red, "Which hospital did you see it? Give me the medical records!"

"Just Doctor Long at the door." Liu Xiaonian replied

……

wipe!

My brother calmed down instantly!

"Is this the end of worrying?" Papa Gu was very dissatisfied!

"The last time Xiaoxi broke her index finger while chopping vegetables, Dr. Long hung his whole arm around his neck!" The elder brother looked at his father's leg with contempt, "according to this bandage method, I bet your rub The injury will not exceed five centimeters."

……

Liu Xiaonian secretly raised his index finger at him!bingo!

Mr. Gu is in a very happy mood, and his daughter-in-law is cute!

After serving daddy for dinner, Liu Xiaonian went upstairs to help him tidy up the room, while his elder brother and younger brother watched TV with him in the living room!

"Dad, I found a boyfriend!" The younger brother announced it impatiently and shamelessly.

As a result, Gu's father poured a basin of ice water on his head, "You wait a moment"

"Why?" The younger brother burst into tears instantly, "We still plan to treat you to dinner!"

"Hey, listen to what Dad says!" Dad Gu lovingly fooled the younger son, then looked at the older son seriously, "What's going on with Xiaoxuan's amnesia?"

"You are biased." The younger brother was dissatisfied.

"Just keep arguing, I will play checkers with you all night tonight, each of two colors!" Papa Gu threatened him.

Whoooo!The younger brother ran upstairs in tears.

The respect of the checkers god horse is too scary!

"Hey, why didn't you chat with uncle." Liu Xiaonian was making the bed, and was surprised when he saw his younger brother coming up.

"Do you like to play checkers?" the younger brother asked while helping.

"I like it. When I was a child, the orphanage didn't have many toys. There were only chess flags and checkers. If you want to play, you have to queue up." Liu Xiaonian shook the quilt, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." The younger brother sighed sincerely, "I just think that my dad will definitely like you very much!"

Paralysis is simply tailor-made for his father!

"Really?" Liu Xiaonian didn't have much confidence, "Uncle is very kind and unassuming, but I'm not sure he will like me."

"Don't worry!" The younger brother comforted his sister-in-law, "If you don't believe me, we bet, he will give you a gift within 5 minutes!"

As soon as the words fell, my brother miraculously put a thick line at the door!

"Xiao Nian, my father has a mysterious gift for you!"

It's actually respectable!Liu Xiaonian was surprised!

"Nine times out of ten, it's a man-made toy, a hairy spider or a monster, you have to be mentally prepared!" Mr. Gu told his wife seriously, "Try to cry hard, so that next time he won't scare you again!"

……

Liu Xiaonian 囧囧 thought to himself, such a father is really different!