[Network] Aite a day

At first, when Su Zhe was so cute that Weijun was oblivious, he was not as blatant as he is now.He raised a little vest, and silently lurked in Weijun's channel, which was not very popular at the time, claiming to be a glamorous and noble intellectual fan, just to be cute secretly.

Weijun has never held a song meeting, but occasionally it will appear on the channel, just hang there, without saying a word.Even so, Su Zhe, a superficially intellectual but brain-dead fan, swiped his screen to confess his love.

Qian Chengxue: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa!There is no such thing as fluffy and radiant! !Excited to spin around~

VV: Go up and confess, accept me, Master! !

Go to your sister's thesis: Confession with me, I am motivated to write a thesis!

Go to your sister's college entrance examination: After seeing the leader once, I have the enthusiasm to study for a week, often rough lines, Puliss! ! ! ￣▽￣

Xiao Xia: The leader asks for a voice, just a voice is fine...

Ari changed into red underwear: please make a sound +1, although I think he must have watched other things after hanging up, and he can’t see the public screen at all TT

Love life and love the leader: Look at the leader!I'll give you a striptease... [circle]

[Love life and love the leader] is Su Zhe's little vest, female.

As soon as this remark came out, the public screen was refreshed again.

VV: Love girl, what about your integrity!Why did they all fall to the ground Σ(°△°|||)

Xiaoxia: Compared with Ai girl, we are really weak Σ(°△°|||)

Onion Onion: I just came up, this is what happened Σ(°△°|||)

I love the girl's festival and fucked up: ←My new nickname is the truth, I am Ari in red underwear.

Su Zhe's little vest called Love Girl hangs up every day like this, accumulating points for Weijun's channel, and after two months, he was honorably promoted to one of the little yellow horses.He also used his QQ account to join the fan group, and added a lot of girls in the group to follow Weijun through his Weibo account.So much so that for about five months, no matter what chat software he opened, he always dual-opened it.

That is to say, from then on, the Sina Weibo named [Love Life Love the Master] began to unremittingly take an Aite every day, even though the Weibo of [CV Weijun Negative] was empty except for a name.

Until Children's Day a month ago, Su Zhexiaoshou, a specialist in cute selling, asked 【You say you are eight years old, what proof do you have? ] The song will officially start at [-]:[-] pm.

Su Zhe prepared a lot of nursery rhymes for the Children's Day song meeting, from "Counting Ducks", the theme song of Digimon, "Although I'm just a sheep", to the re-written "Hua Lu Baby".Most of the invited guests were Gong Jun who had played CP with him, and there were also a few friends who were close friends. These people were without exception forced by Su Zhe to prepare all kinds of weird nursery rhymes.

The preliminary preparations were very smooth, and there were more than 10 people crowded into the channel of the excerpt before the start of the show in 1000 minutes.

But after he wobbled around to pick up a pot of hot water and came back, something changed...

There are four people in Su Zhe's dormitory including him, the youngest Fang Ao is a very curious person.

"Su Zhe hasn't gone out for another day. What are you doing in the dormitory?" Fang Ao went to Su Zhe's notebook to look around, poking around, and found two little penguins, male and female, in the lower right corner And two little raccoons, one male and one female.Fang Ao knew the little penguin, so he was particularly interested in the little raccoon.

He clicked on the female raccoon with a flower on her head, poked and studied the settings under the male screen for a long time.

So much so that he casually changed the female raccoon's way of speaking to free speech, and Su Zhe, who came back with a hot water bottle, hummed the theme song of "Iron Armor Little Treasure", without knowing anything.

As you know, the truth of the tragedy is always cruel milk teeth ╮(╯_╰)╭

Because there was a Children's Day song party for excerpts in the evening, only a few dozen people were hanging up on Weijun's channel.

The girl who was still struggling with the thesis [Go to your sister's thesis] was wearing earphones to listen to the drama, but suddenly heard a clear boy's voice.

"Welcome everyone to come to my channel to listen to the music session. Hehe... The host suddenly had diarrhea on such a meaningful day. He had to go to the toilet in 10 minutes, and it took half an hour to squat. In order not to affect the effect of the song session, You can only rush me to the shelves... Hey, why do you have a strange feeling?"

Excerpts are not the life of a paper girl, but after hearing such a passage, she can guess the general idea.She clicked on YY and found that the small green light in front of the name of [Love Life Love Teacher] was on.

The dissertation girl who is also a yellow horse speaks on the public screen.

Go to your sister's paper: You can't play or rebroadcast things that have nothing to do with the leader on the channel, dear girl...

Congcong: Hey, is this the Children's Day song party for Xi Zongshou?

VV: I opened another account to listen there, but the sound here is muted.Miss Ai probably forgot to turn off the microphone here?

Seeing that [Love Life Loves the Master] didn't reply in Wai Wai, the good-tempered thesis girl found "her" in QQ again.

To hell with thesis or something: what are you doing...

Over there, Su Zhe didn't know what happened, and was shaking his head and singing "Counting Ducks" to the accompaniment.He didn't pay attention to the father and mother when he saw QQ jumping up. He replied to the message while looking at the lyrics.So he typed the keyboard cracklingly and replied.

Love life and love the leader: Open a song meeting and sing to count ducks

The thesis girl looked at the three words "count ducks" on the screen, and listened to the singing in the song that was being rebroadcasted by [Love Life Love the Master] on the channel—吱呱吱吱吱, there are so many ducks~

With a shake of her hand, she typed out a bunch of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" in the document of the thesis...

After singing the opening song "Counting Ducks", he introduced the next singing guest, and Su Zhe happily dropped the mic.Only then did I click on the QQ chat dialog box that I replied in a hurry just now...

Then there was a horrible roar in the dormitory.Also unable to escape from the disaster is the channel that is still in the free-talking mode of "Love Life, Love the Master", Weijun's Forgotten Channel.

Except for the silent ones, the dozens of girls who stayed behind in Weijun's Wangwang channel were all startled.But they didn't expect that the more terrifying thing was yet to come.

"What should I do! How can I lie!!" Su Zhe grabbed his hair and rubbed it back and forth, "Tell them that I was possessed by a strange thing just now?! Is it my roommate who answered?! Go You don’t know anything about shit?!”

Su Xing can't wait to use his head to beat the keyboard, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Don’t think I’m a pervert!!!”

Fang Ao glanced at the berserk Su Zhe indifferently, "What's the matter? You're just someone on the Internet, and they don't know you yet."

Su Zhe stopped roaring and lowered his head in disappointment. "...But I like his voice very much, it's so gentle. Even if you don't know me, it's better not to know me than to be hated...He is so low-key, how can he like me, a foolish fan? Not to mention pretending to be a woman Lurking in his channel..."

Then, no then.

The Weijun Wangwang channel is about to blow up.