It's cheaper bro!

The existence of housekeepers can be divided into two types in my concept:

The first type is elite-style butlers, from various European movies, televisions and high-end magazines. The image is generally wearing a tuxedo, holding a delicate bell in his hand, or holding a bottle of that XXXX (please read fork fork fork ) from the XXXX winery in [-], with his chin raised, his buttocks up, and his shiny back hair.One mouthful, Yes! Mylord!

The second type, I won’t actually mention it...you all know it, right?The visual, harem, and sensual genres from an island country, ah, anyway, they are the kind that a man can understand.

Facing the mirror, I hesitated coquettishly—what kind should I do?

(The youngest Ji: MD, lift the table and throw the author, fuck you NND show your head, I’m a man! I’m a man! Do you even need to think about it? With my figure and looks, you dare to let me be the second type , I jumped out of the computer in the middle of the night and smothered you with meat bombs!)

(One day: I was forced to let Ji Laoyao choose the first one because of his obscenity. However, I believe readers have their own judgments as to which kind his virtue will become.)

(Youngest Ji: Believe it or not, I will kill you right now!)

(One day: I picked up the oxygen cylinder and ran away...)

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Having made up my mind to be an elite butler, I was woken up by the master's big foot on the first morning as a butler.

I never knew that my waking up is so serious. I think it must be because I wrote the butler plan last night and studied how to be a qualified butler too late, and the sleep time was too short, so... send The subconscious behavior of giving Bai Laosan a huge black eye is just because I am too conscientious.

I tried my best to explain to Bai Laosan, but I really don't know if he listened, because when I explained, he just squatted at the foot of my bed and covered half of his face, faintly using his other intact eye Looking at me, I saw that I was guilty and speechless.

It wasn't until the sound of my justification slowly dissipated in his resentful eyes that he slowly stood up and asked me: "Youngest...comrade housekeeper...it's almost eight o'clock, where is my breakfast?"

breakfast……

I looked back at him, sat on the bed with the quilt in my arms, and replied seriously: "I think that making breakfast should be the job of the maid, and the housekeeper only needs to instruct the maid to do it."

"The housekeeper's salary is only one yuan a day, and I will give the rest to the maid." Bai Laosan turned around and was about to leave. I dragged the quilt and threw myself on him, pressing him tightly: "Said It’s like 3000 yuan a month.”

"I remember that I also said that the housekeeper should clean the house and cook." Bai Laosan was knocked down to the ground by me, and he was tightly covered under the quilt, and he could only make a dull and weak resistance.

I'm speechless...the housekeeping project I made all night last night - shattered!Because, the most important part was missing in that plan, a beautiful, sexy girl in suspenders—the maid.

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"What is this..." Bai Laosan looked at the fragrant food on the table and then at me.

"Instant noodles." I took a big mouthful and looked back at him, this girl doesn't even know instant noodles, right?

"..." Bai Laosan silently pushed the instant noodles in front of him towards the center of the table. "I want to have a normal breakfast."

I frowned, and picked up a large chopstick to send noodles to my mouth. Is there anything abnormal?Didn't we eat this every day in the dormitory?

Ah, yes——

"Xiaobai, I found that there is no instant noodles in the cupboard of your refrigerator. I found this out of my luggage. Remember to bring a few more packs when you come back from get off work. Otherwise, we will be hungry tomorrow." gone."

Bai Laosan silently pushed the instant noodles to the center of the table again, and then, I felt a chill rising from the opposite side.

"Youngest, I don't want instant noodles, I want breakfast! Breakfast!" Bai Laosan's voice was thick and powerful, and he patted the table with vicious vigor, and the emphasis was on the meal and the meal.I hurriedly picked up my bowl of instant noodles and stood up, for fear of being copied by him, ah, I know rice! Rice! Rice!If he dares to say that instant noodles are not rice, I will be in a hurry with him!

"I used to make instant noodles when I came back from self-study at night, and you always had to share a few mouthfuls. Now, before I get your salary, I treat you to eat the whole bowl at a loss, and make it for you. You still think it's three things." Four, don’t get cheap and act good!” This kid opened a dyeing room just to give him three points of color, pretending to be B and pretending to be addicted?I am not satisfied with instant noodles. I think that when I forgot to replenish the stock and came back from self-study in the evening when there was a shortage of food, the four of them fought over a bowl of instant noodles. Why didn't he ask for a meal at that time?

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I sneaked a glance at him, watching him secretly grit his teeth and stare at me, I just pretended not to see him, and saw him stretch out his hand towards the instant noodles, but retracted it with an expression of unwillingness.I snorted, turned my head and continued to suck my noodles, pretending I didn’t see it, and said to myself: “Eat, eat, I don’t know if there will be another meal after this meal, and I’m almost out of food in my bag. "

Bai Laosan probably saw how delicious the food I was eating, and finally couldn't hold back, pulled the instant noodle bowl and started to eat it, I hummed in my heart, let you pretend!Why don't you pretend in the dormitory?

"Then what's for lunch?" Halfway through eating, Bai Laosan asked me, biting his face and rolling his eyes.

"Instant noodles." I lazily replied, what else can I eat?I will do this.

Bai Lao San seemed to choke for a moment, and gave me a resentful look.

My mind turned quickly, I put down the bowl, and smiled at him: "Xiaobai..." His face tightened, and I quickly changed my words: "Third brother, hehe, third brother, that--Xiao Song, Xiao Song When can I come back?" Although the girl's mouth is a bit poisonous, she is also doing it for my own good, to inspire me to work hard, and of course I don't understand her painstaking efforts.What's more, her figure and appearance are really nothing to say, they are the ones I like the most, and the most important thing is that she can cook well and do all the housework. As a man, it is unrealistic to say that she doesn't care about her.And - I am now appointed as the housekeeper by Bai Laosan, if Xiao Song comes back, he will be my subordinate, hehe, when the time comes, I can...

The so-called near-water house first gets the moon, this good girl is afraid of being pestered, as long as I work hard, even if she is Bai Laosan's girl, I have the confidence to pry her back.The more I thought about it, the more proud I became, the little rabbit in my heart jumped up and down happily, and subconsciously wiped the corners of my mouth to see if there was any saliva flowing down.

Bai Laosan stared at me for a long time, his eyebrows furrowed tighter and his eyes became more and more strange, and it took a long while before he answered me: "I won't come back for a while."

I froze immediately, and at the same time, I looked at Bai Laosan with dissatisfaction and resentment in his eyes. As soon as I came, he sent Xiao Song away. He must be afraid that I will get along with Xiao Song day and night, and we will fall in love with each other for a long time. Hmph, be careful!Cheapskate!

"If you eat instant noodles at noon, your salary will be deducted." I am still thinking regretfully about the day I was so angry that I didn't eat the rice that Xiao Song personally fried for me. out.It wasn't until he came out of the gate that I slowly realized that this guy was threatening me!

Deduction of wages!Evil capitalists!

I'm on fire!Pulled him to eat half of the instant noodles and stuffed them into his stomach, dare to threaten Lao Tzu!I don't even give you instant noodles!

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ate too much……

Become a woman, even the stomach has become smaller.

I groaned and lay on the sofa staring at the high ceiling in a daze. Everyone was busy, but I was the only one who had nothing to do.

In fact, I knew in my heart that the housekeeper was just used by Bai Laosan to comfort me, hey...my miserable life!However, it is not in my character to turn a blind eye to other people's kindness. A man is a man who will repay his kindness. When I return to normal, I must repay my brother for his kindness.

As for now-

or--

I'll just be his housekeeper for a few days. If Xiao Song isn't here, someone has to clean up the house. It's just a reward for a meal. Living in someone else's house and cleaning up for others is also due. You can't take politeness as a blessing. Well, people don't treat me as an outsider, and I don't treat myself as an outsider, then it's nothing.

However, when I turned my head and walked around this huge house, I couldn't help but want to curse in my heart. The houses I have lived in since I was a child are not as big as this one. This is a vicious bourgeois cancer!I followed Zhao Lao Er and cursed.

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